Verily. Whilst browsing yon gaming server on the week of last, happenstance colluded to thrust before my countinance the old familiar vista, of a scrubbeth hacketh try-hard... And tho my mouse hand close to blister and the hour of sleep well past I did don the garb of small and blue and joineth by his hearth.
Wonder oh I wonder do, just why the order fixeth, and chopping on ef was such astounding mental trixeth. Twas orcish that I parlay'd but when start the trial scrub did, a whimsy overcame to exchange my homonid,... for another creed that seemeth viewed a trifle more refined, not so common or distasteful but with brilliant armor shined.
But imagine if thou caneth how astoundeth my surprise, when the scrubbeth hacketh try-hard held exactly the same mind! Wouldst I could recalleth such uncanny co-event, for at the final moment both our colours went, from tusk and claw and axe and evil necromancy's spell, to the valiant, couth and civil, just delightful, Oh let's shall! I choseth mine a sapian, all know the scrub's a homo, who would have though these two of cheese and chalk would play in slow-mo?
But, dear LORD, I could not grasp, thy cunning machinations, for the pace of snail and garden had been terribly hastened. What a stoke of luck, for hadeth not my absent whimsy guided, I would surely have worn tidings from fell scrubbeth so derided, scribing of its sadly misplaced ego's ever fettid drool, using just one hand, the other firmly clasped around it's tool. But yet again he read my mind. How so this mental runt? Just a single word was mustered, it managed nought but...
Shit I can't even remember I was lol so hard. Why don't you talk like a human being you goit? ...and seriously, does anybody really fall for that rigged map crap? I used to have one of those t-shirts. If I find it moving house I'll burn it just to avoid any association.
>>>>>FUN SEARCH guess who that only other person on this forum is who says "whilst"? bahahahahaha xD