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Which of these would make you happiest?

Finding an all travel expenses paid scuba diving voucher in your mailbox for Australia's coral reefs.
Amazing, wildly passionate lovemaking with the person you love
A voucher to your favorite restaurant for unlimited free meals for a month
Everyone on W2 getting along nicely together
A day on a sunny, perfect beach oceanside beach with your favorite music playing all day
Getting a letter from your best friend from elementary school whom you haven't seen in decades
Winning a really good bicycle via door prize
Beating swift 3-0 in 1s
A solid mustard such as PC Russian-Style Prepared Sweet Mustard

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HAPPINESS POLL
« on: May 31, 2017, 01:44:55 PM »
Which would make you happiest?
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Re: HAPPINESS POLL
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2017, 02:02:18 PM »
I demand an other option which would give me a ablity to extend my tongue up to 6inches to go down on women. LOL
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2017, 02:12:56 PM »
If I had the power to grant wishes, I'd 100% grant you that one. You'd hate being a mutant. :)
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Re: HAPPINESS POLL
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2017, 05:47:06 PM »
everyone is busy :blank:
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2017, 05:55:47 PM »
If I had the power to grant wishes, I'd 100% grant you that one. You'd hate being a mutant. :)

Imagine having a 6inch tongue. It would be worth it.
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Re: HAPPINESS POLL
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2017, 07:10:07 PM »
Humans have a natural revulsion reaction to the physically abnormal, I suppose to prevent the next generation from being affected by corrupted genes.

You would also have to have a seriously deformed head and mouth to be able to fit a tongue like that. Women wouldn't want you within 50 feet of them. You wouldn't be able to talk normally, which in your case would probably be a good thing, since you exhibit a paucity of useful things to say. :)

It wouldn't take long at all before you were begging to be normal.



 
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Re: HAPPINESS POLL
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2017, 11:02:45 PM »
It was a hard choice! That winning Swift 3-0 was very very tempting 😅!
But you did got my soft point!!!
Travel to Australia, and scuba dive together! That was just to much of a temptation!
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2017, 01:37:35 AM »
Humans have a natural revulsion reaction to the physically abnormal, I suppose to prevent the next generation from being affected by corrupted genes.

You would also have to have a seriously deformed head and mouth to be able to fit a tongue like that. Women wouldn't want you within 50 feet of them. You wouldn't be able to talk normally, which in your case would probably be a good thing, since you exhibit a paucity of useful things to say. :)

It wouldn't take long at all before you were begging to be normal.

 

Clearly you didn't read my wish properly. I stated I want a "tongue which can extend up to 6 inches and retract." I would want all other aspects of myself to remain the same. Furthermore I can assure you I've been with more women than you have, thus I know what women want more than you do. 8)
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2017, 06:07:08 AM »
Good luck with that lol

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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2017, 07:08:18 AM »
riding all day with profesional bicycle team or with prosfesional bike  :fro:
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2017, 10:45:58 AM »
If I had the power to grant wishes, I'd 100% grant you that one. You'd hate being a mutant. :)

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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2017, 07:18:37 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2017, 12:21:27 PM »
my process:

round 1:
-sex
-wc2 utopia
-good bike

round 2:
-sex
-good bike

Winner:
-good bike