Re: 2v2 wanted
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2017, 09:40:39 AM »
There are a few probems with that theory.
First of all, I would never buy nail clippings of anyone. That's just silly. What value are they? What can you even do with them?
Secondly, who has that kind of money to blow on frivolty? I sure don't. Even if I had, I wouldn't even want nail clippings. Even if they belonged to my favorite W2 player of all time, and let's pretend I was dumb enough to want that, I would still negotiate a much better deal, or contact the player directly and offer it.
They just aren't worth that much money. Even if it was the oooooo factor, like these nails were attached to fingers that have 220+ apm or that beat swift or that win 1v5s, nails grow back. So unless the person's dead, they are a resource that replenishes in like 2 weeks time. Again lowers the value.
Honestly, I would never buy used body parts online.
I actually think it would be more likely that I was the "seller" since it's an obvious troll and the writer has done an impressive job mimicking my writing style.
But they forgot to put nail polish on the nails if they wanted to actually pretend to be me. And why would I deliberately go provoking Koorb, who has shown he has no appreciation for or comprehension of humor? Other than that, well done.