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Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« on: January 19, 2018, 04:12:55 PM »
Player F approved for stud service.
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2018, 05:41:53 PM »
Are you a candidate?

We are tayloring the breeding program specifically for ensuring the future success of the Warcraft 2 server, borrowing knowledge from successful breeders of livestock, found at https://peda.net/kenya/css/subjects/agriculture/form-3/lsab/sobs.

I created a flow chart to help determine your suitability for the program.

1. Proven fertility > proceed to 6
2. Unproven fertility > proceed to 4
3. Infertile > disqualified

4. Take fertility tests, read here https://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/guide/male-fertility-tests#1 or 5
5. Prove fertility the old fashioned way on a willing volunteer

6. Level of Warcraft 2 performance adequate (Tiers 1-4, some 5, 6 may be considered, but not for foundation stock) > proceed to 9
7. Inadequate Warcraft 2 performance > proceed to 8

8. Study Warcraft 2 strategy here http://classic.battle.net/war2/gs/index.shtml, study U8's campaigns here https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220278890

9. Temperament prone to fits of rage and verbal attacks on other players > proceed to 12
10. Temperament confident, playful, fun, stable personality type > proceed to 14
11. Temperament unsure of temperamental suitability > proceed to 13

12. Read about anger issues here https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/200807/what-your-anger-may-be-hiding, try calming music, exercise, relaxation techniques, deep breathing, talking it through with a good friend or counsellor

13. Take a temperament test, such as this one http://www.grandin.com/behaviour/principles/assessment.temperament.html

14. Age over 40 > disqualified (Children with fathers aged 40 or older are more than five times as likely to have an autism spectrum disorder than children fathered by men aged under 30. https://yourfertility.org.au/for-men/age/)
15. Age under 25 > disqualified (You may be a candidate for breeding within a future program, come back in a decade)
16. Age 26 - 39 > proceed to 17

17. Take IQ Test here http://test.mensa.no/ IQ test result over 100 > proceed to 21
18. IQ Test result 70-99 > proceed to 20
19. IQ Test result 40-69 (the majority of forum users most likely land in this group) > disqualified

20. Disqualified.
21. You are a candidate, Collect a sample for inspection. Follow these procedures: https://www.fertilityauthority.com/articles/collecting-semen-sample

If your sample passes inspection, you will be contacted for possible entry into the elite program.





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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2018, 06:27:48 PM »
what i wanna know is whos checking up on the quality of the females

i will volunteer to inspect female confirmation

send unclothed body shots my way
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2018, 06:29:03 PM »
and dont u suck at war2?
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2018, 07:29:44 PM »
You have no idea who you're talking to.

I've achieved Rank 8 in Tetris, buddy.
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2018, 07:37:45 AM »
wow you put sooo much thought into this, lol!

love your crafty IRL war2 projects too! player f! who could it be...
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2018, 10:34:46 AM »
You have no idea who you're talking to.

I've achieved Rank 8 in Tetris, buddy.


@BabyShark Hehe my bot just hit lvl 15 yesterday lol.

The ranking system is worked out so it pretty near impossible to get from 15->16 without spending $$$ on rubies for armor or range up. The problem is that once you are in the top level for your tier (like lvl 15 for gold) you have to win more than 50% of games otherwise you will lose points. The issue is that there are just so many bots running that automatically target the winner of the last match (or the 2nd place if they are the bot that won) that it is very difficult to win more than every second match, because as soon as you win you get teamed by everyone else next game.

anyway... point proven, im not spending RL$ on tetcoin lol.





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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2018, 10:39:18 AM »
lol i was lvl18 on my own.... same thing as war2 probably, you cant believe someone could be better than your chop mad bot/tetris bot so obviously they use BETTER BOT!!!!
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2018, 10:49:32 AM »
14. Age over 40 > disqualified (Children with fathers aged 40 or older are more than five times as likely to have an autism spectrum disorder than children fathered by men aged under 30. https://yourfertility.org.au/for-men/age/)

a) I have awesome DNA
b) You're not having it
c) Guys over 40 are awesome.
d) Since when is being on the autism spectrum a negative for playing WC2? lolol
e) This is research from an Australian university.
f) /me blows a big raspberry


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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2018, 10:51:25 AM »
lol i was lvl18 on my own.... same thing as war2 probably, you cant believe someone could be better than your chop mad bot/tetris bot so obviously they use BETTER BOT!!!!

Really? Grats. I would suggest you were probably lvl 18 before there was 5 forks on the tetris bot github.... at least I wrote my own bot ;)

... and I spent a week playing with that stuff - im not devoting my life to it, I don't care that hard.
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2018, 11:49:08 AM »
lets see if you get caught using your bot in friendly tetris games as well!!
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2018, 01:29:23 PM »
lets see if you get caught using your bot in friendly tetris games as well!!


OK. Officialy fuck you.

I was never "caught" using a chop mad bot, I created it as a test and publicly annonced it. Then gave details of it in a forum post. You are not a troll, you are a slimebag who is protecting your interests. There aren't enough people left for it to mean anything ..... even with all your multiple personalities .... I am finally sick of listening to your bullshit. Don't bother - you're not fooling anyone.

BTW: The tetrisfriends.com website is absolutely FULL of people running bots - primarily people running versions of the same bot. They all behave the same and if I gave enough of a crap to spend any more time tinkering with a tetris bot the next thing I would do is analyze and exploit the default behavior of the the bot that all the little script kiddies are using..... but that is of absolutely no interest to me whatsoever. The tetris game presents an interesting logic/ai problem which I had a bit of fun exploring.... spending my time reverse engineering the behavior of someone else's bot would be a waste of oxygen.

THIS bot was created 5 years ago - it's quite a nice piece of work and its most definately not the only one.

     ....so now what are you telling me? That doesn't exist? So why did I spend 5 minutes googling it? Because it was PATENTLY OBVIOUS that the site was full of bots. Just STFU and don't waste your breath you grubby little proletarian.
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2018, 02:22:01 PM »
im telling you that you cant stop yourself from using your little scripts in REAL games against actual people, which i find very, VERY low
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2018, 03:17:00 PM »
and, what is worth noting, the moment you get angry at people who state uncomfortable facts is the moment you start hating me, so... welcome to the club, pal
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Re: Player F Approved for W2 Server Breeding Program
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2018, 05:47:10 PM »
If your sample passes inspection, you will be contacted for possible entry into the elite program.

is that like a porno with babyshark?