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« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2018, 10:07:45 AM »
It should be illegal to allow factories to stop producing a model of socks!
You know how many times I had to buy all my socks over and over again?
Just because a factory stopped producing a model!


But the true solution lies to:

Hawaii 5-0 or Kenya 4-1

Choose your wear :-D
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« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2018, 03:31:13 PM »
I agree completely.

Lamby and anyone who was damaged by the greedy sock factories, would you like to join forces to file a class action suit?

@James D. Plante, Esquire Your services are needed promptly. It's an emergency.
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« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2018, 03:39:09 PM »
I was so inspired by your water bottle shoes Igog.

Reusing is so economically and environmentally friendly; we should all embrace these most excellent aims to the best of our abilities.

I couldn't quite get mine to work as well for actually walking. :(

But on the plus side, anytime hydration for any urgent need was readily available.
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« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2018, 03:54:49 PM »
@UppityAdm1n

Okay, yes, there is a baby, but no baby carriage and no K I S S I N G.

PB's baby will be worn in a W2 logo-infused on--the-body baby carrier for optimal bonding. We are a stoller-free operation.

After meeting the strict requirements of the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program and being approved by the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program Approval Committee after sample testing, PB was generous enough to send ample quantities of fresh samples. His kind offer to save money on the IVF procedures and personally install a sample was a thoughtful gesture but it was decided that utmost professional measures must be taken to ensure complete professionalism in the process of assembling and raising the first ever W2 Breeding Program Baby.

We need to decide on a name, but can't choose:

PaperShark
BabyBoy (it could be a girl...PaperGirl?)
Sample 1 Product
Can-We-Raise-Number-of-Pauses-Per-Game-3-Is-Too-Few
^~^ (not sure how to pronounce :( )

We have a number of eligible candidates for the program, and could use more uteri. If you or someone you know wishes to donate a uterus, please inform the breeding program head of operations. Sadly we couldn't get the number one choice of the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program Approval Committee. Player F was unavailable.
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« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2018, 01:56:57 AM »
We have a number of eligible candidates for the program, and could use more uteri. If you or someone you know wishes to donate a uterus, please inform the breeding program head of operations.

Sadly, I seem to have misplaced my uterus. I thought it was in the shed next to the lawnmower but when I looked it was gone. I have also checked down the back of the couch and under the fridge, but no luck. Should it turn up some time I will be renting out space on a month-by-month basis, and will post contact details here.
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« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2018, 03:38:02 AM »
Sadly, I seem to have misplaced my uterus.

The problem is more common than you think.

I gave your predicament some thought, and I believe i have found your panacea.

It says it is "multi-purpose" so I imagine it could be used to locate things other than beams, such as misplaced uteri and misplaced sock partners. As far as I can see, this really is exactly what you need.



I was also able to locate what appears to be a travel version.
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« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2018, 10:17:54 AM »
I agree completely.

Lamby and anyone who was damaged by the greedy sock factories, would you like to join forces to file a class action suit?

@James D. Plante, Esquire Your services are needed promptly. It's an emergency.

Lol, yes I think that wont be so practical for walking! Unless you walk in a quick sand? Maybe there it works...
Anyone willing to test it for us? :-P