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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2015, 05:32:57 PM »
shut the fuck up idiot niggers stop insuting my Nation and Country
white race is superior, why should we involve countries when we're all white
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2015, 05:45:55 PM »
Yeah, Poles are "white," haha.  Right.
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2015, 06:17:31 PM »
shut the fuck up idiot niggers stop insuting my Nation and Country
white race is superior, why should we involve countries when we're all white

hahahahahahahaa a pollack thinks he's white? lolool

or that Poland is a "nation" and not a bunch of cobbled together Russian, Prussian and Austrian provinces? lmao
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2015, 06:19:51 PM »
Polish jokes:

Only a polish person could come up with a helicopter ejector seat.

Only a polish general would come up with the idea to cavalry charge a tank batallion.

Only Poland could lose their entire country in war within 20 days.

Polish cuisine: noodle soup. you boil noodles, u remove the noodles and serve the water. (Source: Fred Leuchter, documentary Mr Death) Edit: (transcript of the documentary: http://www.errolmorris.com/film/mrd_transcript.html - just search "noodle" from the text and you find a good laugh)

Only a polish person would establish a country in a land with no natural defenses

Only a polish person would ask for a foreigner to help with an inwar only to lose the lands and end up in war with the foreign help (Look: Prussia and Teutonic knights)

Only poland would expand its territories in a manner where it ends up being neighbours with foreign superpowers (Ottoman empire and Russian empire) and end up in a decline therefore (Got surrounded by russia and lost a province due to inability to stop a revolt)

Only Poland would try to conquer off shore country and end up getting half its lands conquered by this off-shore country (Look Danish-Polish alliance in order to conquer Sweden)

Only a polack would agree to fight 40 to 1 odds (Battle of Wizna - would be cool if they actually managed to do anything but they just managed to halt German advance by 3 days. Also every single member of the defensive was crushed).

Only a Polish person would make an idiotic act a symbol of its defensive war (Referring to Battle of Wizna)

The number of times Poland has lost all its land: 4 [ divided by Austria, Prussia and Russia before Napoleon / divided by Austria, Prussia and Russia after Napoloen, Revolution by Poland to take back its lands only to result in getting crushed by Russia (plus a few more uprisings, all to be defeated, I'll count as one), invaded by Nazi Germany and divided between Soviet Union and Nazi Germany ]

Saying these jokes to establish the unrelenting kamikaze style stupidity associated with the genes of the noble Polish people. And you can see the Polish genes being strong in Claw. Also I think my assessment of required behaviour code with a Polish person is pretty accurate.

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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2015, 10:06:15 PM »
my grandmother is polish, she made great pierogis.
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« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2015, 07:34:33 AM »
lawl. da niggest of em all. claw that big p0lak negr0!!! :D

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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2015, 10:34:42 AM »
lawl. da niggest of em all. claw that big p0lak negr0!!! :D
Explains ww2...war against the jewish nigger ..

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« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2015, 10:39:13 AM »
poland started ww2 and we had polish death camps in which we were murdering jews
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« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2015, 12:25:55 PM »
I'm white.  Fuckboi1488 is white.  Claw, you're... not white.  You're a mongrel form of Slav.
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« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2015, 12:41:03 PM »
fucjk you
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« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2015, 12:56:21 PM »
Poland isn't a real country.
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« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2015, 12:57:27 PM »
We know that Ukraine doesn't exist... there is no such thing as Ukraine.  Are you saying that's true of Poland as well?
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« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2015, 01:14:52 PM »
We know that Ukraine doesn't exist... there is no such thing as Ukraine.  Are you saying that's true of Poland as well?

It is.
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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2015, 01:16:43 PM »
Russia is a better country than Poland, and Russians are more white than Pollacks, as well.
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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2015, 05:02:48 PM »
there is no whiter, you are either white or not white.