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Title: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 26, 2015, 03:57:22 PM
since people migrated here i'll restart the NBA thread to say Hassan Whiteside is the next Mutombo
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 26, 2015, 04:18:45 PM
hassan whiteside for nba mvp
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 26, 2015, 04:20:40 PM
lebron for gm of the year
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 26, 2015, 09:59:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IjbMXzx.gif)
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Post by: foonat on January 26, 2015, 11:23:51 PM
who is spencer dinwiddie
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 27, 2015, 09:13:39 AM
rookie pg
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Post by: foonat on January 27, 2015, 07:25:45 PM
these forums suck balls. i can't include an "external link" in my post.

i looked that guy up and he sucks ass. why did u link that mustachio'd idiot to me and tarnish a thread dedicated to Hassan Whiteside
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 27, 2015, 08:01:59 PM
he's getting minutes as D.J Augustin's backup because Jennings is out for the season..
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 27, 2015, 10:53:46 PM
these forums suck balls. i can't include an "external link" in my post.

i looked that guy up and he sucks ass. why did u link that mustachio'd idiot to me and tarnish a thread dedicated to Hassan Whiteside
he's amazingly win
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 27, 2015, 10:54:14 PM
you need 10 posts to link maybe
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 28, 2015, 03:42:53 PM
these forums suck balls. i can't include an "external link" in my post.

i looked that guy up and he sucks ass. why did u link that mustachio'd idiot to me and tarnish a thread dedicated to Hassan Whiteside
he's amazingly win

do you like his mustachio
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 28, 2015, 04:01:27 PM
yah it's epic
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 28, 2015, 08:28:42 PM
ht tps://tw itter.com/BillSimmons/status/560474135910821888
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 29, 2015, 10:52:28 AM
thats cool but have to make playoffs to be MVP

also can we be allowed to post links? fuck
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 29, 2015, 12:13:47 PM
i bet you can
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 29, 2015, 05:03:44 PM
i tried and failed. so did jon (see the spaces in his link)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 29, 2015, 05:14:52 PM
you try again.  i told u:
you need 10 posts to link maybe
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 29, 2015, 05:18:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XhQPasGqk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XhQPasGqk)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 29, 2015, 05:23:55 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 29, 2015, 05:26:16 PM
sounds serious
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Post by: Nox on January 29, 2015, 05:27:09 PM
Micheal Jordan hes suppose to com back soon btw.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 29, 2015, 06:49:26 PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XhQPasGqk[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XhQPasGqk[/url])
lol
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 30, 2015, 02:15:53 PM
http://instagram.com/p/ye2rZfAHAG/ (http://instagram.com/p/ye2rZfAHAG/)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 30, 2015, 09:15:58 PM
lmao hassan whiteside has gone for 12 pts 16 rebounds in 13:26 according to my yahoo box score.  it's halftime
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 30, 2015, 09:59:47 PM
Hassan for MVP
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 30, 2015, 10:18:32 PM
Hawks win 18 straight despite Aldridge's 37pts 11 rebounds.

Raps win their 5th straight, 9-0 vs the Atlantic, despite giving up a career high to Jarrett Jack.

Heat getting destroyed by the Mavericks 62-85, despite 16pts 23rebound performance by Whiteside.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 30, 2015, 10:52:10 PM
heat were winning by like 8 when spoelstra took hassan out
put him back in when they were down 10+
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 30, 2015, 11:47:43 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/AgitatedMarriedAcaciarat.gif)


do gifs load faster on these forums?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 30, 2015, 11:53:06 PM
gifs load as fast as the image host and the viewer's connection allow
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 31, 2015, 12:16:09 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/NippyFaintHarborseal.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 31, 2015, 09:43:31 AM
heat were winning by like 8 when spoelstra took hassan out
put him back in when they were down 10+
Whiteside was dominant early with 14 rebounds in the first 8 minutes alone, and the Heat led 45-33 at the half. When Whiteside went out late in the third, Miami led 60-51.

When he returned, Miami was down 72-60, having been outscored 21-0 during his absence - and the run just kept going.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 31, 2015, 12:06:24 PM
it's incredible how many teams overlooked this guy (miami included, earlier in his career)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 31, 2015, 12:33:52 PM
He played for the Raptors in the summer league and looked like dog shit
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on January 31, 2015, 04:28:03 PM
he owned when he played in china
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tk[as] on January 31, 2015, 05:15:34 PM
cant wait to see Yao Ming slam some dunks. its going to be great.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 31, 2015, 09:05:13 PM
Raptors beating down the Wizards despite playing in OT last night
Hawks trying to win their 19th straight vs the 76ers
Wiggins has 23 points in the first half vs the Cavs, teaching them a lesson
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 02, 2015, 06:35:18 PM
Quote from: blid
lmao some idiot dropped dwyane wade
look at this idiot ..
wade consistently misses games, when he does play he doesn't give you 3s but a whole lot of turnovers and he's a shitty free throw shooter.. i picked up reggie jackson who will be better if he gets traded to a team that can give him 30+ minutes.
the only thing that was funny was juggernaut picking him up, the guy picked up a player who'll be out for 3 weeks at least and so he completely wrecked any chance of making the playoffs if he ever had one to begin with. it also means i won't have to worry about playing against wade in the playoffs if he does somehow  return to an elite level (lmfao).
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 03, 2015, 10:50:06 PM
 This trade has been proposed to you in Floorcraft2


The Juggernaut           blackmass

Trey Burke                     Khris Middleton
Rudy Gobert                  D.J. Augustin
Dwyane Wade
                                    


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on February 04, 2015, 05:42:08 PM
when he does play he posts an average 21/5/4 line on like 50% shooting...seems pretty good?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 04, 2015, 07:52:52 PM
his turnovers and shitty free throws mixed in with the fact he misses too many games and is unreliable is too much of a headache for me.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 04, 2015, 10:24:16 PM
blid picked up brian scruberts (WHO?) for o.j mayo who's been on fire for like months.
lolol

some good performances tonight

whiteside : 24pts 20 rebounds 3 steals 2 blocks

westbrook: 45 pts 6 rebs 6 assists 1 steal 1 block

middleton: 21pts 7 rebounds 7 assists 3 steals


middleton was in that trade for westbrook and i'm loving his production, beasting.

Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 05, 2015, 01:08:42 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/MintyLiveHousefly.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on February 05, 2015, 11:11:24 AM
^i saw that, lmao. cut norris cole
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 05, 2015, 11:43:50 AM
Heat have the worst backcourt in the league with cole , chalmers and shabazz
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 05, 2015, 01:06:15 PM
he owned when he played in china
everyone owns when they play in china because the level of competition is complete shit.  hassan whiteside was actually in div 2 in china too lol
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 05, 2015, 03:30:24 PM
J.R smith had 52pts 22 rebounds in a game in china.
also a 60 pt game.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on February 05, 2015, 08:03:52 PM
i wrote that then the next day saw that michael beasley is scoring 30 ppg in china
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 06, 2015, 08:08:10 PM
doc rivers is actually starting his son
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 06, 2015, 10:14:43 PM
45 pts 7 rebounds 9 assists 4 steals from Westbrook..

yea this guy might be the best player in the league right now

Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 06, 2015, 10:46:45 PM
loooooooooooooool retard poindexter fouls Westbrook  behind the 3 pt line, Westbrook makes all 3 free throws, this shit is going to overtime

Durant is shooting 3-10 from 3, worthless scrub

Westbrook has to carry these bums

\\



WHAT THE FUCK ANTHONY DAVIS MAKES A HALF COURT SHOT TO WIN THE GAME??????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 07, 2015, 10:29:01 AM
i saw a vine of the game winner, i was gonna post it here but i forgot to.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 07, 2015, 01:22:47 PM
rofl i said half court shot because i was watching the yahoo play by play and it called it a "near half court shot".

this was a pretty important game because both teams are fighting for the 9th seed and trying to get the 8th seed for the playoffs.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 07, 2015, 01:23:43 PM
westbrook had the best line of the season and would have been better had anthony davis not made that lucky shot.

westbrook needs better teammates.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: GaNzTheLegend on February 07, 2015, 01:31:09 PM
Never really had any interest in basketball but damn, Toronto is doing awesome this year. They are like 2nd in the east, I might actually start watching some games.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 07, 2015, 01:52:39 PM
Hawks beat the Warriors
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 08, 2015, 12:17:27 PM
sounds like Griffin had a staph infection he didn't get treated immediately and now his dumbass needs surgery and will be out for at least several weeks. what a dumb fuck.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 08, 2015, 12:39:45 PM
lol.  lilliard makes the allstars
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 09, 2015, 09:00:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RlYj3Ej.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 09, 2015, 03:25:08 PM
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Post by: foonat on February 10, 2015, 04:57:34 PM
^^is that an unaltered picture? gross
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 10, 2015, 11:04:39 PM
yah his elbow is fucked up
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 11, 2015, 01:20:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vAlFYgG.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 11, 2015, 02:27:50 PM
it's weird that you don't see any of the same team coming up in multiple variations.  like if ginobili/duncan/parker have played 707 games together, maybe bonner/duncan/parker would have played 500+ together, wouldnt you think?  oh does each franchise only get one entry on this?  okay nm
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 12, 2015, 11:57:08 AM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 12, 2015, 12:01:23 PM
is that a joke twitter account
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 15, 2015, 10:48:56 PM
http://gfycat.com/AjarGivingDore (http://gfycat.com/AjarGivingDore)

kyle lowry putback dunk during the asg  :o 8)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 18, 2015, 01:31:41 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 18, 2015, 03:16:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ywSgGJx.png)

hmmm
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 01:38:42 PM
this league is as inactive as it was in 2011. turrible season.

why is juggernaut so bad? he has made like 50 moves and still can't pass guys in the rankings that haven't been setting their lineups for months.


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 01:45:39 PM


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 02:44:35 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 02:49:08 PM

fuck off
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 02:50:32 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 03:00:11 PM

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 03:04:02 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 19, 2015, 03:09:28 PM
trade deadline went fucking nuclear

how many PGs got traded?

1 dragic to miami
2 IT to boston
3 MCW to Milwaukee
4 Knight to Phoenix
5 R Jackson to Detroit
6 Canaan to Philly

jesus
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 19, 2015, 03:14:30 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 04:15:12 PM
I was waiting until the trade deadline to make a move, I wanted Reggie. I dropped him like 2 weeks before the deadline because it was painful owning him not even able to get minutes with Durant out, fuck OKC didn't like him very well, and i'm like this league is an inactive retardfest I can just drop him and pick him up when I hear something then your dumbass picks him up hrs before the deadline. I had no one I wanted to drop ATM. Augustin's value is junk now being trading to OKC.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 19, 2015, 04:20:00 PM
I was thinking ahead and added Reggie yesterday.  Savvy move. 

Remember when you thought Shawne Williams was the pick up of the year?

Now I've got Reggie Jackson and Hassan Whiteside and (heck, you never know) Paul George, plus Jusuf Nurkic and Jarrett Jack.  Jeez I've dropped almost my entire team haven't I because that's not even mentioning the scrubs I've picked up like Gerald Henderson and Evan Turner
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 19, 2015, 04:30:33 PM
and yet, I've only made a modest 25 moves

I think you've made 50
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2015, 08:20:16 PM
It's easy to make a lot of moves when the league is so inactive, I can pick off all the hot players.

I don't know what mean by "and yet i've only made 25 moves", you aren't even in the playoffs if this league wasn't so inactive..
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 19, 2015, 08:28:33 PM
dang, sullinger got hurt
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2015, 09:55:27 AM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2015, 10:40:57 AM
In my serious keeper league I had Sullinger, Bosh, and Durant, and I think I was easily going to win it, but as far as I can tell they're all fucked now.  Luckily I traded Sullinger right before the ASB but still if Bosh is done for the year and Durant's foot is hurt...
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2015, 10:52:05 AM
WTF I didn't hear about Bosh, blood clots in his lungs?? Holy fuck

Former Portland Trailblazer Jerome Kersey just died from a blood clot in his lung 2 days ago.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2015, 04:30:43 PM
teletovic had blood clots in the lung too and was ruled out for the season like a month ago.  i think varejao or someone had them last year?  it still hasn't been confirmed re: bosh but that's obviously what it sounds like.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2015, 06:55:56 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2015, 09:35:33 PM
Raptors beat down the hawks by 30pts , Lou takes a shit on his former team with 26pts , Raptors win the season series 3-1
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2015, 11:26:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LbASIYk.png)

That's an elite list + Josh Smith
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2015, 11:29:18 AM
http://streamable.com/l05l (http://streamable.com/l05l)


Look at this shit, Haslem's first career 3 pointer last night, he's been in the league 13 years  ;D
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 23, 2015, 10:05:11 AM
dang, durant had a lot of points before 20.  i guess he was a whole year younger than wiggins somehow even though they both went to college a year?

durant got a new screw without a head put into his foot and should be fine i hear.  but he'll miss another week :X
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2015, 01:21:33 PM
shit even without Blake Griffin i was going to win last week but Aldridge didn't play last night and I lost by 8 pts, brutal.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2015, 01:22:54 PM
Westbrook would have had a 20-10-20 game yesterday had it not been a blowout. Holy fucking shit.

21 pts 8 rebounds 17 assists in 27 minutes, hahahaha.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 23, 2015, 02:47:27 PM
thunder are good westbrook is an mvp candidate
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2015, 02:59:32 PM
I have 2 players in the top 10 with Aldridge and Westbrook. I shouldn't have fucked around in the draft, would have dominated u retards with 200 wins.
Still, this season is disgusting with injuries and that's having an impact too.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 23, 2015, 08:00:04 PM
http://regressing.deadspin.com/how-all-the-point-guards-traded-at-the-deadline-compare-1687064619/+kylenw (http://regressing.deadspin.com/how-all-the-point-guards-traded-at-the-deadline-compare-1687064619/+kylenw)
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12331388/the-great-analytics-rankings#nba-bro (http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12331388/the-great-analytics-rankings#nba-bro)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2015, 09:48:42 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/JealousLimpingAracari.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJnarXYrFSs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJnarXYrFSs)


Wiggins is a superstar.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 24, 2015, 12:53:09 PM
you dropped him.  or traded him for junk and then dropped the junk a day later
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2015, 03:02:54 PM
have to give u a retards a chance to beat me this is too ez
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2015, 03:13:22 PM
good thing you dropped Terrence Jones, that was a nice 15-15 game last night
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 24, 2015, 03:52:27 PM
lol of course he got good like the day after i dropped him, after i waited on him for a few weeks, and then sullinger is ruled out for the season

pretty sure you made fun of me for having jones too
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2015, 07:24:10 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 26, 2015, 03:53:19 PM
who the fuck is setting their lineups, you, me, juggernaut, greek freak, swoosh... good 5 team league
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 26, 2015, 03:56:26 PM
Maybe we shouldn't have renewed the league.  Pretty poor participation if that's the case.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 26, 2015, 07:54:26 PM
our league has always been like this
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2015, 08:19:44 AM
Westbrook is on pace with Oscar Robertson to become the second player in NBA history to average 30 points, 10 assists and eight rebounds in a month. If you're under 40 years old, you've never seen this before.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 27, 2015, 08:32:07 AM
one game left.  although those numbers are a little arbitrary
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2015, 08:53:37 AM
If he gets another triple double tonight in a back to back coming off 43 minutes he's probably not a human.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2015, 11:29:51 AM
Kendrick Perkins debut for the Cavs last night


2nd Quarter:
5:16 Kendrick Perkins enters the game for Timofey Mozgov
4:01 Kendrick Perkins defensive rebound
3:31 Kendrick Perkins offensive foul (Andrew Bogut draws the foul)
3:31 Kendrick Perkins turnover
3:03 Kendrick Perkins personal foul (Klay Thompson draws the foul)
3:03 Tristan Thompson enters the game for Kendrick Perkins
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 27, 2015, 12:28:12 PM
Perkins is only 30 and he's already deteriorated into such a shitty player... and that happened years ago, lol.

Anyway he's a good addition for the Cavs.  They didn't have anyone behind Mozgov.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2015, 12:56:24 PM
rofl i just picked up tony snell off the waivers in my keeper league and someone offered brandon knight for him.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 27, 2015, 12:56:54 PM
rofl i just picked up tony snell off the waivers in my keeper league and someone offered brandon knight for him.

what da f`cky?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2015, 12:57:24 PM
also a pick involved but still, lol
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2015, 12:57:59 PM
i'll accept but probably will get vetoed,
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 28, 2015, 11:03:51 AM
jesus christ , another monster triple double then gets injured


http://streamable.com/9qc9 (http://streamable.com/9qc9)

wtf is this shit
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2015, 05:55:46 PM
how angry do you think turtleman is that i got bargnani?  or does turtleman not even exist anymore
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 01, 2015, 07:37:27 PM
turtleman was never active. didn't show up to the draft.. eventually showed up a month into the season to make some moves then left forever..
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2015, 08:01:56 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2015, 10:43:25 PM
You realize how easily I could have gone undefeated this season?

The first loss in week 4 to phreak was when I had like half my team injured right before the week begins, just turrible luck.

Didn't lose again until week 11 vs Swoosh , in a close 4-5 battle. Don't remember the week very well by looking back on the stats, I destroyed him in points, rebounds, assists. Blocks and ft% were close.

And then my third and final loss came against Greek Freak just recently week 17. Blake Griffin out , Aldridge misses the final game and I lose by 8 pts, losing 4-5 overall.


Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 03, 2015, 11:08:21 PM
My current unbeaten streak is longer than you've had all season.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2015, 11:13:26 PM
i've only lost 3 weeks all season dumb bitch
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2015, 11:32:07 PM
rudy gobert with 15 pts and 24 rebounds, god damn. i tried trading mozgov for him several days back, bitch rejected.

Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 04, 2015, 06:05:52 PM
interesting trade proposal with derozan... i'm thinking about it, but middleton may be playing too good to trade.. as i looked at the rankings middleton is 25th in 9-cat leagues over the last 3 months , incredibly ranked 9th over the last month... and derozan hasn't been anywhere as good or consistent.
to think i got westbrook in a package with this guy, rofl.

i already knew oladipo's playoff schedule is a pile of fuck so i didn't even look at him.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 04, 2015, 06:29:44 PM
derozan has been dominating the FT and Stl category lately.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 05, 2015, 11:39:11 AM
lol deandre is a dumbass

http://streamable.com/yxng (http://streamable.com/yxng)

http://gfycat.com/WelltodoQuaintCoypu (http://gfycat.com/WelltodoQuaintCoypu)

chris paul going crazy
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 05, 2015, 02:00:45 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 06, 2015, 12:45:47 PM
Shaqtin A Fool - Episode 18, vol 4 | March 5, 2015 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lQp4QEIBPk#ws)

good Shaqtin episode, check out Otto Porter
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on March 07, 2015, 11:54:52 AM
Hassan Whiteside MVP
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 08, 2015, 02:12:44 PM
idiot, what do you about bosh being done for the season?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on March 08, 2015, 10:24:31 PM
It sucks but I don't think we were going to beat Atlanta or Cleveland in the playoffs anyway
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 08, 2015, 10:58:52 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/ScaryNegativeIrishwaterspaniel.gif (http://giant.gfycat.com/ScaryNegativeIrishwaterspaniel.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 09, 2015, 08:37:54 AM
that gif is over 25mb
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on March 09, 2015, 02:56:02 PM
Heat probably have the 2nd or 3rd best starting 5 in the East when healthy, but our bench sucks ass and wade is always hurt
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 09, 2015, 03:36:03 PM
who is this tyler johnson asshole, looking like a superstar vs the sacramento queens.. heat got all these random scrubs playing well.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 11, 2015, 11:27:19 PM
sg was so concerned with defeating his master that he set his lineup against me 2 months in advance. this dork hasn't been setting his lineup for a long time but this entire week is set, lolololol.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 12, 2015, 11:06:47 AM
I had 170pts yesterday, probably a record.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 12, 2015, 11:04:28 PM
Rudy Gobert is a fucking beast. and Utah is owning lately. Still won't make the playoffs, but GOD DAMN!
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 14, 2015, 05:27:36 PM
Lowry took a big shit on the Heat last night
19pts 8rebs 8asts 7stls (no, not a typo)

and also did this to whiteside

http://gfycat.com/GeneralFoolishAegeancat (http://gfycat.com/GeneralFoolishAegeancat)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 17, 2015, 02:52:07 PM

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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 17, 2015, 11:40:58 PM
http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/25047/1/team?&date=2015-03-17&stat1=S&stat2=D (http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/25047/1/team?&date=2015-03-17&stat1=S&stat2=D)
rofl look at my scrubs dominating
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 19, 2015, 07:38:25 PM
just noticed if the playoffs started today heat would be playing the cavs, lawl.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 21, 2015, 01:15:23 PM
why is there a player on UCLA who stole Tony Parker's name?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 24, 2015, 04:50:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFLAfVvWEBk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFLAfVvWEBk)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2015, 01:24:55 AM
http://streamable.com/ksx4 (http://streamable.com/ksx4)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 25, 2015, 08:37:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/S9djzyg.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Orcish on March 25, 2015, 10:48:31 AM
lol
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2015, 11:00:32 AM
that must be from last season
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 26, 2015, 11:45:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AyjqUuC.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 26, 2015, 12:58:16 PM
Raptors have like 3 wins since the allstar break
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 26, 2015, 01:13:11 PM
Wizards and Raptors have coaches that need to leave the NBA forever
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 26, 2015, 01:43:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/u5bLs3k.png)

Argentinian football team watching Wizards/Pacers.  ;D
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 26, 2015, 01:55:13 PM
So my team are playing like total retards forcing me to make some streaming moves. Didn't even have Aldridge in my lineup last night, thought he was still hurt but he returned. lawl.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 26, 2015, 01:56:58 PM
my entire team is crippled still, just random cripples like had to drop shved even though he had been playing so well, hassan whiteside cut his hand open, rubio has been day to day for like two weeks, rodney hood knocked out by stomach ailment, durant already dropped frmo my roster :S
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 26, 2015, 01:59:55 PM
rubio has been day to day all season
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 26, 2015, 02:00:15 PM
this is the most injury plagued season probably of all time.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 26, 2015, 03:32:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C5GFoni.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 26, 2015, 08:28:21 PM
ever since i rejected that middleton trade he has been playing like a worthless retard.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 27, 2015, 07:42:14 PM
i think i've had like 1 good performance all week and that was from my best player westbrook. this is baffling how bad my team is playing. i'll probably be playing you for 3rd spot.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 29, 2015, 10:13:33 AM
hmm im up 5-4, but ill probably lose today.  stupd injured retards.  if not for durant being hurt i won this shit easy.  if not for rubio and whitesie being hurt i probably won too.  alexey shved too
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 30, 2015, 03:17:13 PM
i don't think i can win the finals, i barely won last week my team played like total retards. probably the worse week i had in fantasy history.
looks like greekfreak has a better schedule than me to, at least to start off the week. whatever happens I at least just got my FIFTH top 2 finish in a row.
what is your plan next season?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 30, 2015, 05:14:19 PM
i lost by like 20 pts and  3 assists, i would have won so easily if just one of my fucking idiots was healthy
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 30, 2015, 10:15:42 PM
https://gfycat.com/LightBiodegradableAxisdeer

wiggins takes a big shit on gobert
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 31, 2015, 09:32:07 AM
my biggest regret of the season will be rejecting that middleton for derozan trade. derozan had 42 pts last night..
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 31, 2015, 10:23:18 AM
Owned.  Should've taken my offer
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 31, 2015, 02:16:46 PM


dumb fucks. this alignment needs to happen , there are teams in the western conference that aren't making the playoffs that are superior to the 8,7,6 seeded teams in the east.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 31, 2015, 06:52:31 PM
hmm, rubio dropped in my keeper league.. wonder if i should pick him up.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 31, 2015, 09:31:19 PM
Depends how many keepers there are and how keepers function
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: EviL~Ryu on March 31, 2015, 09:39:41 PM
Depends how many keepers there are and how keepers function
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/4f/2b/cf4f2bc01d5ad4f8a4e3a4407ef17c7c.jpg)

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Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 01, 2015, 01:32:02 PM
Depends how many keepers there are and how keepers function
you can have 4 and you can keep them as long as you want.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 01, 2015, 01:38:02 PM
How many teams though
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 01, 2015, 02:03:30 PM
there's 12 teams
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 01, 2015, 02:32:43 PM
Hm, he's borderline then
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 01, 2015, 03:30:36 PM
what do you think about settings that allow you to pick up a player and play him in your lineup that same day, instead of having to wait until the next day?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 01, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
hmm, what do you think about it?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 01, 2015, 03:47:01 PM
if you read one of your players is injured unexpectedly minutes before tipoff you can do a quick stream.
those game-time decisions are always annoying.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 02, 2015, 10:19:49 AM
this play is cool
http://streamable.com/dayr (http://streamable.com/dayr)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 02, 2015, 11:56:34 AM
Westbrook did nothing in the first half of that game and finished with 31-11-11
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 03, 2015, 11:07:28 AM
http://streamable.com/jr0x (http://streamable.com/jr0x)

the amount of buzzer beater losses phx suns have this season is hilarious
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 03, 2015, 07:22:52 PM
Utah Jazz have a defensive rating of 93 since February 18th (22 games). The Warriors are #2 over that time with at 98.1. The difference between the Jazz and the Warriors defensively over that period is as large as the difference between the Warriors and the 18th best defense.

wow
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 03, 2015, 09:17:25 PM
Rudy Gobert is the DPOY.
http://nyloncalculus.com/stats/rim-protection/ (http://nyloncalculus.com/stats/rim-protection/)

Whoa!  He had a huge lead in this metric all season, but Bogut suddenly passed him somehow.

Well, Bogut owns at defense too.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 04, 2015, 12:00:36 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 05, 2015, 10:28:50 AM
http://streamable.com/d2ee (http://streamable.com/d2ee)

look at how Raptors lost last night, wtf is this shit
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 05, 2015, 11:47:08 PM
i raped shotgun off so he didn't set his lineup, now you're in the top 3 for the first time since 2011 , lawl.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 08, 2015, 09:42:18 AM
Indiana Pacers forward Chris Copeland stabbed at 1 OAK club; two Atlanta Hawks arrested in aftermath: NYPD sources

Chris Copeland, a former member of the New York Knicks now playing for the Indiana Pacers, was stabbed in the abdomen during an argument at 1 OAK club in Chelsea early Wednesday, cop sources said.

Copeland’s attacker was arrested, and two members of the Atlanta Hawks, Pero Antić and Thabo Sefolosha, were also booked, for trying to prevent police from setting up a crime scene, the sources said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/indiana-pacers-chris-copeland-stabbed-nyc-club-article-1.2177265 (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/indiana-pacers-chris-copeland-stabbed-nyc-club-article-1.2177265)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 08, 2015, 11:13:37 AM
Wtf, that's the first time I saw other NBA players were involved in this.  Trying to stop police from setting up a crime scene, wtf
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 08, 2015, 08:33:44 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 08, 2015, 09:12:11 PM
Oh, then Fuck the police, as expected.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 09, 2015, 05:11:04 PM
Cops broke Sefolosha's ankle
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 09, 2015, 05:57:22 PM
he should sue.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 09, 2015, 06:18:55 PM
He might, or maybe the hawks can sue.  They can say the cops damaged their ability to win a championship, which is worth like $50,000,000
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 10, 2015, 07:47:31 PM
pop quiz:
which one is bobby hurley and which one is david blatt

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/newscloud-production/recordpub/2013/03/51526616d4565318d300021d/photos/bobby_hurley/original.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uk9YZTMP2cQ/VFgzYs5VTiI/AAAAAAAALuk/n31DKfURTp4/s1600/david-blatt-568.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 10, 2015, 07:52:52 PM
bottom one is blatt isn't it.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 10, 2015, 08:28:51 PM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-10-2015/pnmRVe.gif)

val can't make shit
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on April 12, 2015, 05:35:19 PM
heat suck. anyone watch the implosion vs the bulls the other night
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 13, 2015, 11:35:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6MZTh6qRgA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6MZTh6qRgA)

Not a travel
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on April 13, 2015, 11:36:34 PM
huge travel
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: EviL~Ryu on April 13, 2015, 11:42:50 PM
Travelocity.

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Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 14, 2015, 01:46:16 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 14, 2015, 01:47:53 PM



lawl, wizards going to try and ruin pacers playoff chances
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 15, 2015, 01:09:40 PM
yes, wizards coach played the starters over 40minutes in a meaningless game for them so they could try and knock the pacers out of the playoffs.
 



Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 15, 2015, 04:30:10 PM
And they failed, because they're worse than the fucking Pacers.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 15, 2015, 05:06:49 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on April 15, 2015, 10:27:25 PM
Fire Wizards coach, appoint Lance Stephenson
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on April 15, 2015, 10:28:36 PM
yo look at the heat player minutes LOL http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/miami-heat-philadelphia-76ers-2015041520/ (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/miami-heat-philadelphia-76ers-2015041520/)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 15, 2015, 10:43:59 PM


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 15, 2015, 11:12:50 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 16, 2015, 12:04:17 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 16, 2015, 12:19:38 AM
Western Conference playoff matchups

    1. Warriors vs. 8. Pelicans
    2. Rockets vs. 7. Mavericks
    3. Clippers vs. 6. Spurs
    4. Trail Blazers vs. 5. Grizzlies*

    *Grizzlies will have home-court advantage

Eastern Conference playoff matchups

    1. Hawks vs. 8. Nets
    2. Cavaliers vs. 7. Celtics
    3. Bulls vs. 6. Bucks
    4. Raptors vs. 5. Wizards


The only interesting first round matchup in the east is the Raptors/Wizards.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 20, 2015, 10:34:41 AM
https://vine.co/v/ezttEPM33jn
hurr durr
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 20, 2015, 11:29:33 AM
casey is the worst coach of all time , wittman at least won a playoff series.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 20, 2015, 02:57:24 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 20, 2015, 03:42:57 PM
Lol was there really nobody else?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 20, 2015, 06:22:29 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 20, 2015, 08:14:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0G8rt9O.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 21, 2015, 05:41:11 PM
lou williams shot 40% overall, 34% on threes and was horrible on defense. he won because he scored the most PPG of anyone who stayed with one team and wasn't injured. he turned a couple of early-year buzzer beating threes into a year of horrible chucking green-lit by the raptors coaches.  isaiah thomas ftw
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 21, 2015, 06:34:04 PM
what 6th man is a good defender? this isn't the dpoy award.
all your criticisms about lou can easily be applied to thomas too, rofl.
thomas isn't even a legit 6th man on the celtics he's the best player on that shit team and gets ton of minutes.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 21, 2015, 06:46:22 PM
he didn't start for them and played 26mpg.  same amount of time as lou.  scored like 4.5 more ppg (with the celts) and had a higher eFG%.  better eFG% and more ppg in his season long average as well. 
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 21, 2015, 07:34:18 PM
lol everything is only slighter higher than lou's including mpg, and lou is on a better team.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on April 22, 2015, 11:18:56 AM
anyone else surprised at rondo's calamitous fall from being a top NBA player?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 22, 2015, 11:33:23 AM
looks like this raptors team overachieved the last 2 seasons, fuck life.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 22, 2015, 12:26:01 PM
lou is on a better team.
not so sure about that.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 22, 2015, 01:11:12 PM
lowry's a no show in the playoffs, it looks like he's hurt he may not even play in game 3
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 22, 2015, 07:27:35 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 22, 2015, 10:06:07 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 24, 2015, 11:02:21 AM
wtf gsw won game 3? they were down 20 going into the 4th

pelicans were still up 17 with 6 minutes left, shut it off thinking it was over.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 24, 2015, 05:29:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WGDhHNg.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 25, 2015, 12:07:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8BJ2X9i.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 25, 2015, 12:12:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RqRfIgjl.jpg)

Spurs crushed the clippers with Tony Parker, Tim Duncan, and Manu Ginobili combining for 12 points on 6/19 FG, 0-2 FT.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 25, 2015, 02:30:42 PM
([url]http://i.imgur.com/8BJ2X9i.png[/url])



oh it was pierce that caused lowry and derozan go 0-19 combined in the second half
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 25, 2015, 05:28:34 PM
https://vine.co/v/eWhhnDI21zZ
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 26, 2015, 01:28:00 PM
olynyk dislocated love's shoulder, owned,
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 26, 2015, 08:38:15 PM
lol love is raging
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 26, 2015, 08:48:50 PM
the fuck are the raptors doing, holy fuck at least act like you give a shit.
man i don't want to see anyone on this roster here next season, especially the coaching staff.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 26, 2015, 08:49:08 PM
not their fault, pierce...
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 26, 2015, 09:18:47 PM
i think raptors should be fined by the nba for that performance. they clearly didn't try and went just through the motions.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2015, 10:49:42 AM
"I really feel like I'll be shocked if our guys don't come out and give it their all and play their guts out.” Casey pre-game.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2015, 10:58:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BtaTpOEl.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2015, 11:10:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fbNbzU3.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2015, 01:06:26 PM
(https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/austin-rivers-shot-chart-2.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2015, 01:57:43 PM
@JLew1050
FWIW, I don't think Casey is going anywhere. Internally, expectations were tempered this year, understanding roster was young/incomplete
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2015, 02:55:56 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2015, 03:00:06 PM
@JLew1050
FWIW, I don't think Casey is going anywhere. Internally, expectations were tempered this year, understanding roster was young/incomplete

i guess that makes sense. raptors had no expectations last season, they were looking to tank after that Gay trade. instead they won 48 games and lost by 2 points in game 7.

this season again they pretty much had the same team with lou williams off the bench. won 49 games. fucked up hard again in the playoffs, but even well before that the second half of the season their record was one of the worst in the league.

they seemed to have regressed on defense and their rebounding was never good. this is still a shitty soft pansy colangelo team. i think colangelo drafted Ross over Drummond as a fuck you to the organization before he left. then again, knowing his track record, it was probably a serious pick. what a dumb bitch.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2015, 04:21:16 PM
paul pierce got in the raptors heads to an insane degree rofl
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 28, 2015, 11:19:08 AM
Marc SteinVerified account
‏@ESPNSteinLine

More clarity comes Tuesday when Raps GM Masai Ujiri has season-ending presser but initial indications are Dwane Casey to return next season
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 29, 2015, 12:50:43 PM
http://streamable.com/xee2 (http://streamable.com/xee2)

proper passing from the spurs
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on May 01, 2015, 10:42:21 AM
Billy D left my Gators

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 02, 2015, 10:08:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPsEfAa9uY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPsEfAa9uY#)

Casey exposed like the dumb scrub coach he is.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 02, 2015, 10:45:20 PM
wtf spurs lost? impossible.             :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 04, 2015, 12:43:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vVfjd4b.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 04, 2015, 12:58:05 PM
sexist
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 04, 2015, 01:08:35 PM
It's funey joke
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 04, 2015, 02:44:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/slxIaPSl.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 04, 2015, 07:40:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4MzZnq5.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 05, 2015, 12:08:29 AM
three road wins to start off the second round....

man charles barkley is a moron , lol. he said clippers have no chance to beat the rockets.. i'm thinking does this retard not know clippers just eliminated the former nba champions? he also said rockets have a lot more depth but their bench is barely better than the clippers bench. who the fuck is clint capela?

anyways clippers beat the rockets on the road without chris paul and  yea barkley is a total dumbfuck.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 05, 2015, 10:37:01 AM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 05, 2015, 10:47:22 AM
clint capela is some awesome shotblocking beast from switzerland or something that missed the first 12 free throws of his career
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 05, 2015, 10:49:35 AM
lol at the rockets getting blown out at home to the paul-less clippers

spurs are awesome
it's up to the dubs to stop the clippers now i guess
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 05, 2015, 02:10:31 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 05, 2015, 02:13:59 PM
595613915322720257[/tweet]] (http://[tweet)[/url]

i wonder what austin rivers thinks he can do that chris paul can't  ;D




(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XEyesBL9--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/avrq5t0szbvuwmfhyjel.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on May 06, 2015, 06:49:52 PM
^rofl
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 07, 2015, 12:03:37 PM
https://streamable.com/b742
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 07, 2015, 01:46:59 PM


hmm i hadn't watched much of thompson this year.. he's the canadian rodman.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 07, 2015, 03:50:30 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/playoffs/2015/05/07/john-wall-wizards-fractured-wrist-hand/70953432/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/playoffs/2015/05/07/john-wall-wizards-fractured-wrist-hand/70953432/)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 07, 2015, 04:08:39 PM
they'd probably be 2-0 on the hawks without that injury. shit.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on May 07, 2015, 05:01:33 PM
https://streamable.com/b742
hahaha HERE COMES AUSTIN RIVERS
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 07, 2015, 09:15:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-qLQtW5EmM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-qLQtW5EmM)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 07, 2015, 09:18:21 PM
https://streamable.com/b742
hahaha HERE COMES AUSTIN RIVERS

how bad do the clippers want chris paul back ? doc rivers about to disown him
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on May 08, 2015, 10:36:46 AM
he showed us the sets he runs that chris paul can't
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 09, 2015, 12:47:58 AM
http://streamable.com/mnhf (http://streamable.com/mnhf)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on May 09, 2015, 11:11:01 AM
lol why wouldn't lebron be on rose in that situation

blatt sucks
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 09, 2015, 07:11:25 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/CloseIllFritillarybutterfly.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 09, 2015, 09:09:42 PM
grizzlies = 2004 pistons
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 09, 2015, 11:35:37 PM
https://vine.co/v/emb0DIrPraW

classic harden.  this is what he does.  gets calls, makes free throws
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 16, 2015, 10:23:34 AM
http://streamable.com/4vhz (http://streamable.com/4vhz)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 17, 2015, 07:33:37 PM
did clippers choke hard or what? they were up 3-1 and winning games without chris paul.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 20, 2015, 10:01:26 PM
nba is so bad with the constant timeouts, i feel like i'm just watching a 2 hour ad sometimes with basketball breaks in-between.

i'm just going to watch hockey now, leafs just hired a coach who is basically the popovich equivalent
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2015, 11:45:20 AM
hawks are probably the shittiest 60-win team in nba history.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 26, 2015, 11:21:21 AM
http://streamable.com/dygj (http://streamable.com/dygj)

curry almost died last night
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 26, 2015, 01:28:22 PM
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS
(http://daylifeimages.newscred.com/imageserve/ecd4222b941186fd107ae9cdfda625be/625x527.jpg?fit=scale&background=000000)

Al Horford being arrested after the game

(http://daylifeimages.newscred.com/imageserve/80a16731583a82e753a59afdfa5faa7a/625x527.jpg?fit=scale&background=000000)

Jeff Teague gesturing in defiance at the deputies arresting Al Horford

(http://daylifeimages.newscred.com/imageserve/1fc1af404d82a5fe75ed6bff9599ddce/625x527.jpg?fit=scale&background=000000)
JayMar Smith refusing to shake Dellavedova's hand after finding out that he called the cops on Al, a serious breach of the NBA code of honor
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 26, 2015, 01:29:07 PM
[url]http://streamable.com/dygj[/url] ([url]http://streamable.com/dygj[/url])

curry almost died last night

he is going to be suspended for striking a  blow to ariza above the neck
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 27, 2015, 02:48:03 PM
damn, finals not until the 6th..over a week break before the finals after gsw finishes off rockets tonight...
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 27, 2015, 03:47:49 PM
good.  let kyrie recover a bit.  cavs dont want to get swept
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 27, 2015, 05:43:22 PM
you could bring a healthy Love back, they still aren't winning the series.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 27, 2015, 05:45:09 PM
if love was back id give them a chance, like a 1 in 4 or a 1 in 5 chance.  if kyrie can play well they should be able to squeak out one game, maybe two
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 27, 2015, 11:36:33 PM
wtf, harden 13 pts 12 turnovers.. really scrubbed it up
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 28, 2015, 05:03:52 PM
new record
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 28, 2015, 05:20:30 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 28, 2015, 05:27:05 PM
yeah
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 28, 2015, 06:01:42 PM
raptors new coach
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 28, 2015, 06:21:19 PM
raptors already have a coach
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 28, 2015, 11:48:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WJIMwjQ.jpg)

wow look at what curry's daughter said to lebron
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 28, 2015, 11:50:20 PM
hmm i just realized i won't be able to watch the finals, woman's world cup starts on the same day.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 01, 2015, 12:06:26 PM
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to David Blatt: "All of Israel is behind the Cavaliers"
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 01, 2015, 01:25:36 PM
eww
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 03, 2015, 04:50:53 PM
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/the-assassination-of-steve-kerrs-father-and-the-unlikely-story-of-a-champion (http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/the-assassination-of-steve-kerrs-father-and-the-unlikely-story-of-a-champion)

Kerr's dad was executed by the PLO when he was 18.

Arizona State heckled him
  Shouts of "PLO, PLO . . . " and "Your father's history," and "Why don't you join the Marines and go back to Beirut?" by a small group of students caused Kerr to sit down for a few minutes to regain his composure.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 03, 2015, 05:00:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQI3Bd7hhAo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQI3Bd7hhAo)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 05, 2015, 09:36:52 AM
cavs suck.  they shouldve won that game and now kyrie is dead
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 05, 2015, 09:54:57 AM
lebitch had to score 50 pts and they still lost, this will be a sweep.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 05, 2015, 10:45:43 AM
saw it coming:
if love was back id give them a chance, like a 1 in 4 or a 1 in 5 chance.  if kyrie can play well they should be able to squeak out one game, maybe two
everyone knew the warriors were gonna win this as soon as the matchup was set, but somehow in the week off, the media managed to convince people the cavs had a shot. 
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 05, 2015, 01:51:35 PM
https://streamable.com/khcc

lebitch can't guard curry
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 05, 2015, 02:49:54 PM
great move by curry.  lebron doesnt look bad there or anything, it just shows off currys skillz.  besides, lebron has 100 pounds on the dude, you wouldnt expect him to be able to guard his dribble game (if anyone even can).
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 05, 2015, 07:38:23 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 08, 2015, 11:45:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dRt8JSZ.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 08, 2015, 12:11:08 PM
Wtf is up with Varejao's career? Guy just plays the first couple months of the season then gets hurt and spends the rest of the season cheerleading. That's literally his career the last like 4 seasons.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 08, 2015, 12:13:40 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 08, 2015, 12:39:53 PM
Wtf is up with Varejao's career? Guy just plays the first couple months of the season then gets hurt and spends the rest of the season cheerleading. That's literally his career the last like 4 seasons.
Yeah.  You just answwered your own question
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on June 08, 2015, 09:30:01 PM
If the Cleveland Lebrons win the Finals, Lebron is the GOAT.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 08, 2015, 09:59:56 PM
Theyll lose the next three though
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 09, 2015, 12:34:19 AM
SLAM: You also draw the other team’s best defender most nights. Who’s the best one-on-one defender out there?

BB: [Thinking] [Matthew] Dellavedova from Cleveland is a great defender. He’s a pest, he annoys you. I give credit where it’s due, man, ’cause he’s definitely one of the toughest that I’ve been against. [Iman] Shumpert from New York, he’s a great defender as well. And of course Tony Allen.

Read more at http://www.slamonline.com/nba/qa-bradley-beal/#4EmRBcieztLU2ldb.99 (http://www.slamonline.com/nba/qa-bradley-beal/#4EmRBcieztLU2ldb.99)


lol old interview from bradley beal last year.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 09, 2015, 12:39:53 PM
Wow i dont think i even knew who dellavedova was last year.  shump had a good defensive reputation for awhile but i thought that rep had faded a bit.  tony allen is first team all defense
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 09, 2015, 12:40:19 PM
too bad tony allen is old alreaedy, otherwise i think some savvy gm would give him a max contract next time he hit free agency
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: GaNzTheLegend on June 09, 2015, 01:02:31 PM
you two should get a room, talking to yourselves for 20 pages lol
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 09, 2015, 01:40:51 PM
too bad tony allen is old alreaedy, otherwise i think some savvy gm would give him a max contract next time he hit free agency

you think he's worth max? outside of good perimeter defense what does he do?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: GaNzTheLegend on June 09, 2015, 01:45:34 PM
wannabe sports analysts hahaha,
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 09, 2015, 01:51:20 PM
too bad tony allen is old alreaedy, otherwise i think some savvy gm would give him a max contract next time he hit free agency

you think he's worth max? outside of good perimeter defense what does he do?
well now he's too old, but being the best perimeter defender in the nba is pretty good.  look how well the grizz do every season, i think he's a big part of that.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 09, 2015, 01:56:03 PM
he is actually probably part of the problem because their offense sucks and tony allen can't make a 3.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 09, 2015, 01:58:23 PM
well yeah, he's a weak link on offense, but with the proper team and in the right match-ups he's invaluable.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 09, 2015, 11:53:44 PM
they were gonna give the ball to GSW until they heard jeff van gundy ranting about it on the commentating
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 10, 2015, 11:52:59 AM
curry had 3 pts in the first half and finished with 27 . warriors need to get off to better starts. they were down 20 at one point but had it back within single digits after i blinked.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 10, 2015, 01:07:10 PM
blinking retard
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 10, 2015, 03:19:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOw95bLv1dQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOw95bLv1dQ)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 10, 2015, 03:24:29 PM
lol after game 2?  so right after lebron went off for 39/16/11 and the cavs took home court advantage
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 10, 2015, 03:24:50 PM
www.gfycat.com/GracefulGenerousBear (http://www.gfycat.com/GracefulGenerousBear)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: GaNzTheLegend on June 10, 2015, 06:06:57 PM
still talking to yourselves? how gay.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 10, 2015, 06:24:44 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/6/10/8755837/nba-finals-2015-cleveland-cavaliers-defense-golden-state-warriors (http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/6/10/8755837/nba-finals-2015-cleveland-cavaliers-defense-golden-state-warriors)

(https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/k3GPVTh7en4aJIRyu7fYNIKnDgI=/1200x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3776986/Screen_Shot_2015-06-10_at_2.31.03_AM.0.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 10, 2015, 06:30:09 PM
did you see when draymond green was wide open on the 3pt line and decided to attack the paint instead of taking the shot and ran into 7 foot mozgov.

none of these retards can shoot outside of steph and klay
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: GaNzTheLegend on June 10, 2015, 06:38:53 PM
lol like you can shoot? fat coach potatoe
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: foonat on June 10, 2015, 07:18:20 PM
Wow i dont think i even knew who dellavedova was last year.  shump had a good defensive reputation for awhile but i thought that rep had faded a bit.  tony allen is first team all defense
rep faded after he tore his ACL
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 11, 2015, 12:51:18 PM

Matthew Dellavedova's hometown is renaming an arena after him

lol
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 11, 2015, 01:05:52 PM
it's probably liek a high school stadium or something
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 11, 2015, 01:15:07 PM
RUMOUR CONFIRMED: The quiet town of Maryborough is planning on renaming its basketball stadium the "Dellavedova Dome" in honour of local star Matthew Dellavedova.


apparently the town has 7000 people
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 11, 2015, 02:47:21 PM
joey crawford has been sighted at the quicken loans arena.  cleveland could be in trouble
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 12, 2015, 10:22:20 AM
warriors played last night like they should've been all series. this is the clear better team.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 12, 2015, 10:53:15 AM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 12, 2015, 03:40:12 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/AnotherSphericalAsianlion.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 14, 2015, 02:15:53 PM


i mute the yankee anthem whenever it's on but i might listen to 10 seconds of this
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 14, 2015, 02:22:37 PM
rofl huge jokes, definitely will be muted.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 15, 2015, 09:57:01 AM
i don't want to root for cavs next game but holy fuck i want to see a game 7
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 15, 2015, 10:50:24 AM
cavs were pretty good last game.  i mean their offense is weak because only lebron is any good but match up-wise going down low with lebron seemed to be working pretty well.  that game was close for the first 3.5 quarters and the cavs led a lot of it.  i think they have a chance in game 6
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 15, 2015, 12:19:12 PM
where the hell was mozgov, lol. he is having a good series and blatt's like "hmm i'll take him out of the starting lineup and give him a whopping 9 minutes today"
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 15, 2015, 04:57:19 PM
He started

He got pulled because they started playing LeBron at center which worked pretty well and matched up better defensively with the small GS lineup
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 16, 2015, 11:54:12 AM
fucking sucks, looks like Embiid is Oden 2.0
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 16, 2015, 11:56:42 AM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 17, 2015, 11:12:28 AM
iguodala got finals mvp for owning lebitch.


hopefully next season is a healthier season.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 17, 2015, 11:17:03 AM
lebron was the best player by far in that series

LBJ final GmSc of 147.6
Curry - 106.7
AI - 81.8

LBJ a full 65.8 ahead of AI. Probably the most lopsided finals MVP ever.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 17, 2015, 11:31:47 AM

what the fuck

thought thompson would have led rebounding, he averaged 12.6 rpg. lebron had 13.3.

i guess that's a product of warriors small ball.

anyways solid series from thompson, hopefully he improves from this experience so him and wiggins can win gold for canada, owned.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 17, 2015, 11:39:13 AM
lebron came within 0.1 pct of scoring the highest percentage of his team's points n the nba finals of all time

the only reason he didn't set the mark is because of those threes JR Smith canned when the game was all but over haha
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 17, 2015, 11:55:11 AM
is that even surprising? who else is going to score on that team? without love and irving he's forced to make shit happen almost every possession.

he shot less than 40% in this series, after game 1 he never had a good shooting performance. that's why iguodala is the fmvp. golden state had some hiccups in this series in a couple games but there was no doubting the superiority of their team as a whole. you're talking about a 67 win team in a stacked western conference. they would have won 80 in the east.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 17, 2015, 12:00:28 PM
honestly though if spurs didn't get fluked by retard clippers they'd have raped gsw and the cavs.  true talk
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 17, 2015, 12:06:02 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 17, 2015, 12:49:08 PM
is that even surprising? who else is going to score on that team? without love and irving he's forced to make shit happen almost every possession.

he shot less than 40% in this series, after game 1 he never had a good shooting performance. that's why iguodala is the fmvp. golden state had some hiccups in this series in a couple games but there was no doubting the superiority of their team as a whole. you're talking about a 67 win team in a stacked western conference. they would have won 80 in the east.
his fg% was bad all playoffs, not just vs GS

but what do you expect with GS, when they know they can throw their whole defense at lebron, course his fg% is gonna be low.

kawhi got finals mvp last year too for guarding lebron.  finals mvp is becoming the "guy who guarded lebrno" award
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 17, 2015, 01:16:02 PM
kawhi averaged 18ppg on 61% shooting in that series, with 1.6 steals and 1.2blks... his final 3 games of that series were monstrous. he did more than just guard lebron.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 18, 2015, 07:25:42 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/marc-stein/post/_/id/3896/lebrons-handling-of-blatt-unbecoming (http://espn.go.com/blog/marc-stein/post/_/id/3896/lebrons-handling-of-blatt-unbecoming)

fucking guy
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 18, 2015, 07:51:43 PM
who, marc stein?
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 18, 2015, 08:06:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmlXPip1D1Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmlXPip1D1Q)

he should go back to coaching like this and tell lebitch to stfu
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 18, 2015, 08:22:46 PM
this has a lot of the makings of a fake story being pimped out for clicks

lebron's Body Language sure was something. in fact, one time he shook his head! another time the defacto PG/only-starter-quality-player on the team disagreed with a coach about a thing. another time he even called a time out!

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 18, 2015, 08:43:06 PM


    I saw it from close range in my role as sideline reporter through the Finals for ESPN Radio. LeBron essentially calling timeouts and making substitutions. LeBron openly barking at Blatt after decisions he didn't like. LeBron huddling frequently with Lue and so often looking at anyone other than Blatt.

    There was LeBron, in one instance I witnessed from right behind the bench, shaking his head vociferously in protest after one play Blatt drew up in the third quarter of Game 5, amounting to the loudest nonverbal scolding you could imagine.

    Which forced Blatt, in front of his whole team, to wipe the board clean and draw up something else.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 18, 2015, 08:44:58 PM
If Blatt gives a fuck about being looked at as a serious coach, he leaves.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2015, 11:00:46 AM
lol

dont you remember them saying all this same stuff about spoelstra

it gets them clicks, nothing more
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2015, 11:49:29 AM
hmmm, how did pop keep his job after this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1oqTs1ry0Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1oqTs1ry0Q)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 19, 2015, 02:25:03 PM
raptors should hire tony parker as head coach
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2015, 04:38:49 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 24, 2015, 06:39:17 PM
According to several executives I spoke with, the Toronto Raptors are actively exploring trades for All-Star guard Kyle Lowry, former All-Star DeMar DeRozan and even Jonas Valanciunas, who is up for an extension this summer. According to these sources, Raptors GM Masai Ujiri wants to blow up this roster because he believes it has reached its ceiling, even in the weak East.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 24, 2015, 07:21:05 PM
and why not? team is garbage. i'm unsure what the bigger problem though - the roster or the coaching.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 24, 2015, 07:27:32 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 24, 2015, 08:35:06 PM
damn they gave up on vonleh quickly
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 24, 2015, 09:06:33 PM
so is portland blowing it up? where's aldridge going?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 24, 2015, 10:16:08 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CISjIuIWUAAX0FW.png)
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 24, 2015, 10:20:29 PM
so is portland blowing it up? where's aldridge going?
well batum isnt a big loss since he sucks these days but their whole team minus dame is basically free agents (aldridge, matthews, lopez) so that trade could be a signal that yeah
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 25, 2015, 10:11:30 AM



i'll quit watching nba if lakers get cousins and aldridge
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 25, 2015, 10:25:04 AM
There's no way that can be true
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 25, 2015, 10:25:45 AM
Chad Ford ‏@chadfordinsider 10m10 minutes ago
2. Frank the Tank is on fire. Phil Jackson loves him. So does Vlade Divac. Michael Jordan won't pass on him at 9. 4-9 his new range.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 25, 2015, 07:56:03 PM
argh dammit Lakers got DAngelo Russell.  hes a beast i wanted him on the sixers
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 25, 2015, 08:00:55 PM
retards think 76ers are going to trade because they got okafor, forgetting embiid is oden 2.0
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 25, 2015, 08:01:37 PM
knicks drafted a second bargnani
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 25, 2015, 09:07:18 PM

Raps got pick 46 and a future first for him. raped.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 25, 2015, 11:22:12 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/nba/post/_/id/5198/no-27-pick-lakers-take-larry-nance-jr (http://espn.go.com/blog/nba/post/_/id/5198/no-27-pick-lakers-take-larry-nance-jr)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIZSQ38WEAQaOkG.png (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIZSQ38WEAQaOkG.png)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 29, 2015, 05:52:05 PM


plz god
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 29, 2015, 06:29:46 PM
Everyone said he wanted to go to Texas to be close to his mother.  Interesting

Also Bledsoe might get traded and also I saw a rumor of Iso Joe to the Grizzlies.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 29, 2015, 06:49:09 PM
maybe he'll end up going to texas , but there's teams like knicks and celtics trying to get him too. it'll probably be better for the nba if he goes to the east.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 30, 2015, 01:01:46 PM




    2014–2015 Orlando Magic

    2015 Memphis Grizzlies

    2015 Charlotte Hornets

    2015 Oklahoma City Thunder

    2015–present Toronto Raptors


loooooool

i wonder who raptors will trade him to
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 30, 2015, 09:21:45 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 01, 2015, 12:31:46 PM
Sorry, John, but Splitter just got traded to the Hawks.  That means LMA to SAS confirmed.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 01, 2015, 12:36:51 PM
They did get DeMarre Carrolll though.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2015, 12:39:31 PM
ujiri is focusing on defensive players , trying to turn this into a good defensive team.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2015, 12:41:05 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2015, 12:42:23 PM
lol at how much portland is paying lilard, retards.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 02, 2015, 11:36:37 AM
monroe picked milwaukee over new york . owned. looks like raptors should get a top 5 pick in the next draft. yes ujiri may have got a top 5 pick for bargnani, hahahahahaahhaahhaahahahhhahaha
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 04, 2015, 01:49:36 PM
raptors got bismack on a good deal. good shot blocking presence.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 04, 2015, 02:27:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wsWkMAd.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 04, 2015, 03:25:40 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 05, 2015, 04:41:43 PM
lou williams and nick young on the same team......
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2015, 09:47:46 AM
just signed cory joseph because he's canadian. he's actually from toronto. 4yr/30 mill.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33b4iG9n9Oc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33b4iG9n9Oc)

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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 06, 2015, 10:43:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yjpPNbd.png)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2015, 10:55:52 AM
i would have liked raptors to have got kyle o quinn but bismack was way cheaper.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2015, 11:07:48 AM
what's going on with jennings now that reggie signed a big contract?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 06, 2015, 11:13:07 AM
that reggie jackson contract sucks i think.  he can't shoot threes and he can't score from around the hoop, so i think he's not a good player.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2015, 11:30:15 AM
he's probably better than jennings
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2015, 11:32:42 AM
bennett is playing for canada this month in the pan-am games, so i'll be watching if his fatass has made improvements.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2015, 02:04:22 PM
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Carlos-Boozer-Accidentally-Hits-Ref-in-Groin.gif)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 06, 2015, 02:32:53 PM
That's a shitty  version of that gif.  The good version goes a little bit longer so you can see the faces of everyone in the audience after the epic nut punch.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2015, 04:25:27 PM
rofl, spurs get david west now too.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 08, 2015, 01:34:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Buf45lh.png)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 08, 2015, 02:27:36 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 08, 2015, 02:28:23 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 08, 2015, 02:57:21 PM
lol wtf.  i don't know why he picked the mavs in the first place but if jordan trades his mind he's a joke

also rofl: (http://i.imgur.com/6okJFMKl.png)
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 08, 2015, 03:11:56 PM
hahaha banana boat
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 08, 2015, 03:44:51 PM
lmfao. do you see the picture of them on the boat?


(http://i.imgur.com/rnELsuO.png)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 08, 2015, 03:56:36 PM
look at old ass Pierce posting a picture of an emoji

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 08, 2015, 03:57:38 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 08, 2015, 03:58:29 PM
lmfao. do you see the picture of them on the boat?


([url]http://i.imgur.com/rnELsuO.png[/url])

yah thats why it's funny
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 08, 2015, 04:04:48 PM
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 09, 2015, 02:33:30 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 10, 2015, 04:01:33 PM
check out this epic 7'4 dude the spurs signed

http://i.imgur.com/EIebRD7.gif (http://i.imgur.com/EIebRD7.gif)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 10, 2015, 11:29:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WVqESVE.jpg)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 10, 2015, 11:31:37 PM
blid you removed one of my gifs once for being too big, it was like 12 mb or something, now you post a piece of shit that's double that?
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 11, 2015, 07:37:14 AM
oh i didnt realize the one i posted was big, ill switch it to a link
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 11, 2015, 04:59:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm6zXtwYuEQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm6zXtwYuEQ)
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 11, 2015, 05:01:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBgUXjYJtGY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBgUXjYJtGY)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 11, 2015, 05:26:24 PM
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/paul-pierce-deandre-jordan-clippers/ (http://www.theplayerstribune.com/paul-pierce-deandre-jordan-clippers/)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 11, 2015, 07:34:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDl4VW6nLE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDl4VW6nLE)

Raptors second round pick dropping 20 in summer league
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 11, 2015, 10:57:25 PM
oubre clearly had a license to gun for the wizards
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 12, 2015, 11:22:04 PM
lol at kanter getting that money.  he sucks

worst big defender
http://www.basketball-reference.com/pi/shareit/nnzEj (http://www.basketball-reference.com/pi/shareit/nnzEj)

worst defensive plus minus of all centers
http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/page/2/sort/DRPM/position/9 (http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/page/2/sort/DRPM/position/9)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk37D3066lo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk37D3066lo)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 12:15:55 AM
In 26 games for OKC Kanter averaged 18.7 ppg 11rpg. Regardless of his defense , OKC need him. Massive upgrade over Perkins.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 08:34:08 AM
they dont need him and esp not at that price

theyre better off with adams and mcgary

besides they can play ibaka at center
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 09:51:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53M2TRLcre4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53M2TRLcre4)

did raptors get a steal at the 46th pick
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 09:57:21 AM


i have a feeling raptors will be good next season and i'm never optimistic about this team,
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 11:02:05 AM
they dont need him and esp not at that price

theyre better off with adams and mcgary

besides they can play ibaka at center
they do need him, that's why they matched portland. you add another big in the paint who can score and rebound next to durant/westbrook, that's elite.

this should be a good season, just no more injuries ffs. last season was brutal with injuries.
but still no one challenging Cleveland in the east though.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 11:10:03 AM
rofl they matched portland because theyre retarded.  they needed more scoring, on a team with westbrook/durant/ibaka?  really?  the jazz is a young building team and they shipped his ass out because he sucks and he's selfish and i can't believe okc matched on a malcontent cult turk sieve.  theyve become real stupid lately, acquiruing kanter and waiters lol
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 12:05:31 PM
  they needed more scoring, on a team with westbrook/durant/ibaka?  really? 

yes... that's probably the only reason they haven't won a championship by now, they've had very little help for durant and westbrook. ibaka can't score like kanter. the guy only averaged 14ppg in an increased role with durant out, not sure why you bring him up when we're talking about scoring.
the jazz is a young building team and they shipped his ass out because he sucks and he's selfish and i can't believe okc matched on a malcontent cult turk sieve.  theyve become real stupid lately, acquiruing kanter and waiters lol
i don't know why jazz got rid of him for some shit second round pick but he was averaging career highs in points and rebounds for them. then he exploded in okc. scoring a career high 30 against dallas. and destroying his career highs in ppgs, rpg, and averaging over an assist a game too (averaging only .5 in utah) . this guy fucking averaged 5 offensive rebounds a game in his 26 games with okc, rofl. do you have have any clue had deadly that is with westbrook and durant on your team?
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 12:28:46 PM
yes... that's probably the only reason they haven't won a championship by now, they've had very little help for durant and westbrook. ibaka can't score like kanter.
lol?  you don't think the problem could have something to do with injuries to westbrook/ibaka/durant?
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 12:29:21 PM
  they needed more scoring, on a team with westbrook/durant/ibaka?  really? 

yes... that's probably the only reason they haven't won a championship by now, they've had very little help for durant and westbrook. ibaka can't score like kanter. the guy only averaged 14ppg in an increased role with durant out, not sure why you bring him up when we're talking about scoring.
the jazz is a young building team and they shipped his ass out because he sucks and he's selfish and i can't believe okc matched on a malcontent cult turk sieve.  theyve become real stupid lately, acquiruing kanter and waiters lol
i don't know why jazz got rid of him for some shit second round pick but he was averaging career highs in points and rebounds for them. then he exploded in okc. scoring a career high 30 against dallas. and destroying his career highs in ppgs, rpg, and averaging over an assist a game too (averaging only .5 in utah) . this guy fucking averaged 5 offensive rebounds a game in his 26 games with okc, rofl. do you have have any clue had deadly that is with westbrook and durant on your team?

i know exactly why they got rid of him, that shitty sack of crap told them he was seeking the max, and they went "lol fuck no" and since they had no plans to retain him and he sucks they decided to move him
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 12:48:52 PM
yes... that's probably the only reason they haven't won a championship by now, they've had very little help for durant and westbrook. ibaka can't score like kanter.
lol?  you don't think the problem could have something to do with injuries to westbrook/ibaka/durant?

in 2014 no, they were losing to the spurs regardless if ibaka was 100% or not. in 2013 they would have beat memphis and made the wcf and lost to the spurs again. they needed someone who can board and score, ibaka isn't big in either of those areas.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 01:06:12 PM
kanter wont even be allowed on the court in the playoffs, he's too big of a defensive deficiency. 

so if you look at that series vs the spurs they lost the first two without ibaka, then won two, then lost two, the final one in OT.  if they had ibaka all series you cant really say what wouldve happened, but even more, that spurs team pasted the heat and was awesome in general.  the thunder didnt lose because of a specific weakness and certainly not one that enes kanter is going to fill.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: GaNzTheLegend on July 13, 2015, 01:17:17 PM
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Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 01:52:10 PM
kanter wont even be allowed on the court in the playoffs, he's too big of a defensive deficiency. 

so if you look at that series vs the spurs they lost the first two without ibaka, then won two, then lost two, the final one in OT.  if they had ibaka all series you cant really say what wouldve happened, but even more, that spurs team pasted the heat and was awesome in general.  the thunder didnt lose because of a specific weakness and certainly not one that enes kanter is going to fill.

spurs destroyed them, you don't know what you're talking about. 
spurs win game 1 by 17 points.
spurs win game 2 by 35 points.
spurs lose game 3 by 9
spurs lose game 4 by 13 (westbrook went off for 40 pts and 10 assists)
spurs win game 5 by 28
spurs win by game 6 by 5 in overtime.

spurs had nearly two 30+ point wins in the series rofl, and another near 20. so they were absolute dominant in 3 of the 6 games and their losses were close.

now look at the series stats, who the hell scored? it was all durant and westbrook, with fucking reggie jackson the third leading scorer off the bench for 11ppg. to think they couldn't benefit from  another scorer who can put up 18/19ppg is stupid, not to mention better offensive rebounding.


Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 02:31:18 PM
you dont know shit about basketball, fuck off!
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: EviL~Ryu on July 13, 2015, 02:56:23 PM

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Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 03:03:08 PM
you dont know shit about basketball, fuck off!
you think steven adams and mitch mcgary are better than kanter.
Title: Re: New NBA thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 03:19:39 PM
Playing the part of a wrestling heel, Kanter soaked up the boos when he was introduced as an Oklahoma City Thunder starter. Then he put up 18 points and 11 rebounds in the 94-89 Oklahoma City loss. Cue ex-teammate Trevor Booker's postgame reaction:


That shot from Booker was aimed perfectly. The knock on Kanter has always been that, while gifted with the ball in the post, his subpar defense just about cancels it out. Since the Jazz traded him, they have had the best defensive rating in the NBA. Kanter, meanwhile, has averaged 17.6 points and 10.8 rebounds per game for the Thunder, but the team has given up 108.4 points per 100 possesions when he's on the court, per NBA.com.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2015, 03:21:19 PM
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/we-need-to-talk-about-kevin-on-life-without-durant-for-the-oklahoma-city-thunder/ (http://grantland.com/the-triangle/we-need-to-talk-about-kevin-on-life-without-durant-for-the-oklahoma-city-thunder/)

No wonder Utah was anxious to give Rudy Gobert more minutes. Kanter is a sieve against the pick-and-roll. He runs around and shifts his feet, but his timing and footwork are all wrong, and any top-level ball handler can blow by him into the paint. Several teams have already run the “go at Kanter on every possession” crunch-time offense, and that would figure to intensify in the playoffs.

Oklahoma City is allowing 109 points per 100 possessions with Kanter on the floor, even worse than the league’s worst defense.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 13, 2015, 03:49:49 PM
no one's arguing that he's a good defender, and what is booker talking about , kanter has never put up stats on utah like he has been doing on okc.
kanter is the best big okc has ever had, despite the weak defense, and they're going to be good because of him.
monroe is shit at defense and not offensively talented as kanter and he signed a same deal.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 14, 2015, 12:00:58 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 14, 2015, 02:51:40 PM
Lakers took D'Angelo Russell over Jahlil Okafor
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 14, 2015, 04:54:01 PM
bailed out the 76ers after drafting that broken bitch embiid.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 14, 2015, 09:55:15 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 15, 2015, 07:57:13 AM
lol.  reggie jackson is terrible
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 15, 2015, 01:37:36 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_NBA_Summer_League#Championship

look at raptors summer league team dominating . SL champs 2015.
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Post by: GaNzTheLegend on July 15, 2015, 07:48:04 PM
Can't u 2 talk in skype or something?

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 15, 2015, 09:43:59 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCyJLI--e18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCyJLI--e18)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 16, 2015, 02:48:52 PM

pop is coaching team africa, lol
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 16, 2015, 02:50:50 PM
Doesn't sound like an NBA game?
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 19, 2015, 06:00:55 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2015, 07:43:58 PM
Doesn't sound like an NBA game?
they're all nba players , so yea.
bismack will finish with about 12 blocks,  book it.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 21, 2015, 12:16:52 AM
damn canada's women beat down usa in basketball at pan am games for the gold medal, good shit.
men's start tomorrow, if bennett doesn't avg 30ppg in this tournament, bust.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 22, 2015, 10:21:27 PM
rofl. i just learned they actually make trophies for summer league champs and an mvp award, roflmfaoroflmfaol

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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 27, 2015, 11:40:23 AM
https://instagram.com/p/5ctF7hSLle/

haha this is good
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 27, 2015, 11:44:15 AM
lakers are a circus team with lou williams , nick young and goofy hibbert.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 30, 2015, 04:41:51 PM
Lowe: How often do you think about Sam Cassell’s injury in the 2004 playoffs — a hip thing, I think, right before the conference finals against the Lakers?

Saunders: All the time. It was his hip. He made a shot out of the corner against Sacramento in Game 7 [of the conference semifinals], and he did his little Big Balls dance, and from that, he created a little avulsion fracture in his hip. No question, I think about that dance all the time.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 01, 2015, 11:03:21 AM
https://vine.co/v/eHum30El0wq

oh this is epic. hakeem taking vucevic to school.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 01, 2015, 02:59:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNSJ-ejPt0k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNSJ-ejPt0k)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 10, 2015, 09:07:16 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 12, 2015, 08:58:39 PM

The Milwaukee Bucks will start the season at home for the first time since the 1984-1985 season

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 21, 2015, 09:51:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/r5l1yd5.jpg)
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 21, 2015, 10:30:23 AM
Haha that's cool.  I want a dinosaur head for my place too.  Doesn't have to be a raptor.
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Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 21, 2015, 10:31:11 AM
Is that a real fossil?


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 24, 2015, 01:18:41 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/UnknownHandmadeJay.gif)


look at Bennett taking a big fucking shit on Argentina
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 24, 2015, 02:49:39 PM
Did he try to kick that guy
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 24, 2015, 03:24:11 PM
i don't know but there was a moment where Nocioni threw the ball at Bennett's back .
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 25, 2015, 02:12:29 PM
http://gfycat.com/FantasticFoolishKoalabear (http://gfycat.com/FantasticFoolishKoalabear)

now Wiggins takes a shit on brazil


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EFVDQIa4vNQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EFVDQIa4vNQ)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 25, 2015, 02:32:06 PM
Jesus this Dwight Powell  guy is pretty good, I wonder if he has a future in the NBA.

Oh I just noticed the Mavericks signed him.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 26, 2015, 10:06:39 AM
Cuban is an admirer of author and philosopher Ayn Rand.[106] About Rand's novel The Fountainhead, he said, "[It] was incredibly motivating to me. It encouraged me to think as an individual, take risks to reach my goals, and responsibility for my successes and failures. I loved it."[107] His political views lean towards libertarianism.[108] He held a position on the centrist Unity08 political organization's advisory council.[109] While leaning towards libertarianism, Cuban posted an entry on his blog claiming paying more taxes to be the most patriotic thing someone can do.[110]
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 26, 2015, 10:08:34 AM
I also heard Mark Cuban has a large boat he named Fountainhead. rofl.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 27, 2015, 06:15:30 PM
http://streamable.com/bp5n (http://streamable.com/bp5n)

look at this illegal dunk by Wiggins against Puerto Rico
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 27, 2015, 06:43:04 PM
 Derrick Rose -- Accused of Drugging and Gang Raping Ex-Girlfriend
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 01, 2015, 10:40:35 AM
canada playing today to start off fiba murica tournament.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_FIBA_Americas_Championship

looks like all the good teams are in group b.

Canada starts off probably with the best team or one of the best in the tournament, Argentina. Argentina already had a game yesterday where they beat Puerto Rico 91-86. Scola took a shit on them with 22 pts 14 rebs. Barea had 20 pts 10 assists for Puerto Rico.

I thought Brazil would be good but they suck ass, losing to Uruguay. But they already qualify for Rio 2016 because they're the hosts so maybe they don't care.

Top 2 in fiba murica auto-qualify for Rio.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 01, 2015, 10:53:33 AM
Nick Young is trying to qualify to play for Australia and Bogut is annoyed by it.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 01, 2015, 04:47:20 PM

[Bucher] Tristan Thompson won't accept "one penny" less than the max


lol
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 01, 2015, 05:02:18 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 05, 2015, 06:22:33 PM
https://vine.co/v/eTQ0Am15Wig
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 08, 2015, 01:22:38 PM
http://streamable.com/27jr (http://streamable.com/27jr)

big dump on uruguay
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 08, 2015, 01:32:11 PM


    “Yeah, it was a strange feeling, because I remember being Andrew Wiggins. I remember playing against Michael my first year. To be here tonight and to play against him, seeing the baby face and the little footwork or little technique things that he’s going to be much sharper at as time goes on — it was like looking at a reflection of myself 19 years ago. It was pretty cool.”

-kobe
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 14, 2015, 11:08:59 AM
lol bargnani has a "muscle issue", who knows if he'll play vs lithuania.


Phil Jackson on Bargs

    AB was and still is a big tease. When he was injured he refused to do simple non-contact activities like dummy our offense in practice. He seemed to be a malingerer and this had a bad effect on the team, and also on the way the Knicks fans reacted to him. When he was on the court, he had a hard time staying intense, didn't hustle back in offense-to-defense transition, wasn't active enough in defending screen-rolls.

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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 14, 2015, 12:33:15 PM
Yeah I was pretty shocked how badly Phil slammed Bargs.  Tman was probably crying.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 14, 2015, 09:47:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9E2tb.png)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 15, 2015, 03:34:18 PM
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Post by: GaNzTheLegend on September 15, 2015, 04:02:22 PM
Xshkc

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 16, 2015, 04:18:06 PM
so explain how this draft is going to work? why are you getting the first pick at draft position when you finished 7th?
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 16, 2015, 04:19:21 PM
I won the consolation tournament.  First draft location is the prize.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 16, 2015, 04:23:55 PM
oh nice. gives incentive to keep on playing.

if isiah or stork want to draft late for some reason does that mean i jump into second spot? i can chose to drop lebron and draft curry?
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 16, 2015, 04:32:10 PM
why the shit fuck does stork have bogut as a keeper?
isiah has paul george in the 11th round, shiet.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 16, 2015, 04:35:23 PM
i traded him paul george too.  for drummond, thinking i could make a run at the chip last year
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 16, 2015, 04:39:20 PM
yea isiah won't give up his spot, he'll draft curry and have paul george in the 11th, and dragic. he'll be a solid team. looks like ill have to keep lebron.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 17, 2015, 11:58:11 AM
bargnani is a scared bitch

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a138/ugne/Mobile%20Uploads/image.jpg)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 17, 2015, 05:06:59 PM
epic game between spain and france, tony parker was a scrub. pau gasol took a big shit on them with 40 pts. batum missed clutch free throws. spain wins. gg.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 18, 2015, 03:15:23 PM
Wolves Sign Nick Wiggins, Kleon Penn To Camp Deals


hmm, i didn't even know Wiggins had a brother, lol. I wonder if he owns.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 18, 2015, 03:19:22 PM
He probably owns as hard as Steph Curry's and JR Smith's brothers
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 18, 2015, 03:27:21 PM
actually that's probably not fair, seth curry is way better than chris smith and nick wiggins
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 18, 2015, 04:38:30 PM
yea seth curry was the leading scorer in the summer league over guys with nba experience like kyle anderson and zach lavine.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 18, 2015, 04:39:27 PM
he was good in the d-league too.  but all three of them are low level players that were on their brothers' teams
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 18, 2015, 04:40:46 PM
summer league seems retarded tho, some undrafted scrub Alan Williams scored 20.5 ppg and 12rpg and no one cared and now he's playing in China.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 18, 2015, 05:03:49 PM
wow lithuania toppled the serbian powerhouse.

jonas vs gasol finals showdown.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 21, 2015, 02:38:55 PM

lawl
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 21, 2015, 05:13:10 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 23, 2015, 01:17:20 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_FIBA_Asia_Championship


FIBA Asias has started, and the Phillipines just lost to PALESTINE! Blatche had 21, 11 in a losing effort !!!!!!!!!1

whoever this guy is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamal_Abu-Shamala had 26 and 15 for Palestine. He owned BLATCHE.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 23, 2015, 02:23:54 PM
I don't think they play the same positions though
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 23, 2015, 04:25:53 PM
fucking grabbed 15 boards playing the 3, oh.
Title: New NBA thread
Post by: RowZep on November 08, 2015, 01:48:09 PM
Thanks for the kind words guys. I forgot to drop in and say hi in this thread lol