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Title: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 28, 2015, 12:30:29 PM
starting a new thread for the new season. training camp has started.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCcxsgO33i0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCcxsgO33i0)

bruno learned some english.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 28, 2015, 12:40:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NkvSi-szh8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NkvSi-szh8)

Bennett couldn't be in a better situation right now. not just playing in Toronto now his hometown, but playing with Cory Joseph who he played with on team Canada. His NBA career is doomed if he doesn't get it going now.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 29, 2015, 12:17:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6Pi9WHi.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 29, 2015, 12:36:15 PM
Sam Mitchell talks about his time in Toronto a lot
KG's opinion about it

https://vine.co/v/exLJD7Kw2v6
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 30, 2015, 04:36:13 PM
Jared Dudley was also asked to name the worst dresser or most disgusting teammate from his career, and he immediately had an answer.

“Adam Morrison,” Dudley called out, naming a teammate from the 2008-09 Charlotte Bobcats. “Remember Adam Morrison? He never took showers, he did the chewing tobacco that he spit all the time, and he wore the same three polos the whole year. This is a guy who made a lot of money, too, at that time. He was the face of diabetes, he was doing everything, he was on the cover of college games, he was [everywhere], and he was by far the worst and [most] disgusting.”

“He was playing when I was there, that’s the thing, he was playing,” Dudley said. “He then tore his ACL, that’s when he didn’t play, but he was playing when I was there. He was playing like 30 minutes a game. Gerald Wallace had to force him to take a shower one time. Had to force him. Imagine that. Imagine forcing a grown man to take a shower. He should be ashamed of himself.”
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 30, 2015, 04:44:50 PM
is that why he didn't pan out, he was a total lazy bitch?

that's fucked up story playing  30mpg and not showering after games? god damn.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 02, 2015, 11:02:25 AM


Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 03, 2015, 09:55:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LkBNMuE.gif)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQv1ZXGU3Iw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQv1ZXGU3Iw)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 04, 2015, 01:44:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OiqOiF6.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 05, 2015, 02:05:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WN2cihgGo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WN2cihgGo)


lowry is a beast now after losing that weight..
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 06, 2015, 01:06:31 PM
yea i'm listening to raptors and warriors on the radio last night like it's fucking 1970. warriors first pre-season game not even broadcasted, rofl. but the arena was packed and the refs fouled out curry in 19 minutes, lmao.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 06, 2015, 01:09:13 PM
basketball is over.  done with.  through.  theres a new sport in town

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmedg6woKE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmedg6woKE)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: EviL~Ryu on October 06, 2015, 01:40:00 PM

basketball is over.  done with.  through.  theres a new sport in town

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmedg6woKE[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmedg6woKE[/url])


This is old, started in Brazil after the government banned playing soccer on the beach.


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Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 06, 2015, 01:42:05 PM
i'm trying to figure out if i should call it kick volleyball or kick badminton
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 07, 2015, 12:39:46 PM
it's actually from southeast asia, ryu is wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sepak_takraw

thabo pleading not guilty to bs police charges.  from some guy:

Defense Opening:
What prosecutor told you isn't what happened. Even if it was what happened, that's not a crime.
Story starts in Geneva, Switzerland, where Thabo been misunderstood forever - is he black, white, european, african?
Not a hothead, 30 years unblemished record.
Crime scene already established when D leaves - 30 feet east of the club, they walk west exiting the club.
Shield 9996 (arresting officer) sees Thabo. "Sees a black man in a hoodie."
Shield 9996 - "Get off my block, it's my fucking block."
Now they are 50 feet away, 60 feet, 80 feet, around the corner. 9996 still on him.
Thabo has a car. Getting in car. NIght should be over.
Perp has already been apprehended. Crime scene already secure. Victims already treated. They are not on same block. THey are around corner. Out of eye shot. >30 min. after the stabbing. 9996 still pursuing.
Thabo doesn't back down. 9996 - "I'll mess you up." Thabo - "You couldn't, you're a midget. Without that badge and gun you're nothing."
9996 has yelled at so many black men in hoodies, but never before have they stood up to him.
Thabo leg shattered. He misses playoffs.
Friend there, Pero antic.
You'll hear audio from bystanders, "Why are you doing this? You are hurting him?"
You'll hear audio from Thabo. Not F you, not cursing. "Help." and "Relax."
Opening a little longer than prosecution, but also no more than 10 minutes. D promised a LOT in his opening. That's not super standard, and it makes me think D is confident in his case. All but promised that Thabo would testify. Mentioned audio and video. The fact that he went so hard on 9996 about "black men in hoodies" makes me think he's got some dirt on 9996, probably some CCRB investigations, etc.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 09, 2015, 10:39:39 AM
is Bennett crazy? Upshaw has a family.

https://streamable.com/jxpz
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 09, 2015, 11:34:31 AM
NEW YORK -- Atlanta Hawks' player Thabo Sefolosha was acquitted Friday in a case stemming from a police fracas outside a trendy New York City nightclub.

A Manhattan jury found Sefolosha not guilty of misdemeanor obstructing government administration, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.


lol he's gonna sue the shit out of the NYPD now
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 09, 2015, 12:42:53 PM
it was obvious a long time ago he wasn't guilty. from the videos, to witnesses talking about what happened, coupled with NYPD's reputation.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 09, 2015, 01:03:58 PM
yeah but the development is that he fought the typical bs police charges and got found not guilty, so now he can sue the shit out of them saying "they broke my leg and i wasn't guilty of any crime" and win tons and tons of money.  hawks can sue them too p robably lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 09:13:52 AM
so uh what is the draft order and is there any way to see the keepers?

also what is going on with durant? you kept him or not?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 12:15:36 PM
interesting that u kept Whiteside, risky imo

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 12:21:07 PM
so i'll take the 4th pick obv
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2015, 12:23:50 PM
Yeah Whiteside was risky and dumb probably.  Oh well.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2015, 12:34:42 PM
Taking the 4th pick was dumb I just realized.  I'll give you the chance to change it if you want
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 12:37:11 PM
oh yea cause i have a first rounder............ 12th pick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2015, 12:37:35 PM
okay that makes more sense
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 01:10:02 PM
why wouldn't i draft 4th and pick Melo
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2015, 01:12:14 PM
Your first round is already taken by LeBron as you realized above, so you can't draft anyone in the first round. which is why 12th pick is better because it means first pick in the second round.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 01:17:42 PM
half the league has chosen to keep their first rounder..
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 01:38:16 PM
if half the league loses their first round pick, the other half is drafting twice in the first?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2015, 02:40:52 PM
no, only once.  it'll be like

blid drafted Anthony Davis.
Isiah drafted Steph Curry.
*jon kept LeBron James with his keeper pick.*
Embiid's Knees drafted Chris Paul.
*Trader Joes kept Kevin Durant with his keeper pick*

etc
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 03:00:21 PM
ok that makes sense. 12th pick owns for sure.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2015, 06:35:05 PM
 i thought u said jays were done  8)

5-1 in texas, right now up 8-1... how did they lose in toronto, lol.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2015, 11:42:53 PM
http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/2214/draftresults (http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/2214/draftresults)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2015, 11:45:23 PM
best keepers are paul george and rudy gobert lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 13, 2015, 10:16:41 AM
why would you keep wade at all, especially in the second fucking round.. brutal.

westbrook in the second round, god damn steal.

blake, ibaka, and marc gasol all in the 3rd are steals.

jrue holiday a keeper, in the 4th? lol disgusting.

how the fuck did lowry fall to the 5th round? steal.

deandre jordan in the 10th round is probably the biggest steal of all, ridiculous.

interesting the you kept demarre caroll over bledsoe.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 13, 2015, 10:24:37 AM
keeping wade was the worst move by anyone in the league, pretty incomprehensible
letting chris paul go and keeping jrue holiday instead was an eyebrow raiser from a team that won the regular season last year
westbrook was mine and i traded him lol.  imagine if i could keep him in the 2nd round this year, with AD in the first.  argh
ibaka isn't truly a third rounder, he's a second rounder, but that team already was keeping westbrook in the 2nd round so ibaka was bumped back

carroll is the better "deal" (bledsoe is o-rank 33 and would have been a 2nd rounder, carroll is rank 52 and is in the 8th/9th), but bledsoe is a bigger impact player.  normally, i think it's better to go with the bigger impact player.  however, i already have brandon knight on phoenix and don't really want both my two best PG/SG to be on the same team.  also, i think knight may be better than bledsoe in fantasy this year anyway... and i don't really like owning bledsoe that much.  too many turnovers.  when i d rafted him i expected his steals and blocks to be better.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 13, 2015, 10:32:52 AM
Quote
letting chris paul go and keeping jrue holiday instead was an eyebrow raiser from a team that won the regular season last year

does this person even watch nba?  i know the team that won last season made hardly any moves, so i knew some newbness was going on in this league.. but there was also a fuckload of injuries last season too.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 13, 2015, 12:49:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvGZZordQqA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvGZZordQqA)

Lowry is pre-season MVP


Wiggins had 21 points in the first half then Mitchell benched him in the second, what a retard.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 13, 2015, 12:52:41 PM
Wiggins had 21 points in the first half then Mitchell benched him in the second, what a retard.
well, it's the preseason.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 13, 2015, 12:53:44 PM
who the fuk cares, he's like 15 yrs old, he could have played another 8 minutes or so in the third.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 13, 2015, 09:10:44 PM
Lamar Odom Found Unconscious at Nevada Brothel, Airlifted to Local Hospital
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 13, 2015, 09:19:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/93jmswS.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 10:20:35 AM
odom is in a coma.. what the fuck happened to this guy, probably too much coke.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 10:25:13 AM
Rondo: 'It's not going too well' with Karl

lol this fucking guy.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 12:09:19 PM
(http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4231741/pgdeep3.gif)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 12:15:11 PM
Khloe Kardashian Reportedly Rushes to Lamar Odom's Bedside With Family Members and a Camera Crew


“It’s [a] s**t show,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “The Kardashians are trying to run everything. They walked into the hospital with cameras rolling. It was shocking, but hardly a surprise.”
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 14, 2015, 12:59:15 PM
([url]http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4231741/pgdeep3.gif[/url])

Who is that lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 02:07:40 PM
pretty obvious it's paul george
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 02:08:25 PM
Source from Sunrise Hospital: "Virtually every drug imaginable" found in Lamar's system. He appears to have suffered an "ischemic stroke", doctors treating the situation as an overdose.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 14, 2015, 02:45:57 PM
pretty obvious it's paul george
He's wearing #24..?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 14, 2015, 02:46:20 PM
Source from Sunrise Hospital: "Virtually every drug imaginable" found in Lamar's system. He appears to have suffered an "ischemic stroke", doctors treating the situation as an overdose.
Who knows how long he was lying there.  he's fucked.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 06:01:59 PM
yea he changed his jersey number
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 14, 2015, 07:04:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eXPwmvq.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 07:08:59 PM
there's an epic baseball game going on right now.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 07:11:46 PM
jays fans chanting "fuck you texas", rednecks are getting riled up
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 14, 2015, 07:45:55 PM
epic... down 0-2, win 3 straight, gg..


http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/10/14/mlbtv_textor_523054683_1200K.mp4 (http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/10/14/mlbtv_textor_523054683_1200K.mp4)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 14, 2015, 09:59:11 PM
Good NBA posts.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 15, 2015, 09:25:21 AM
"jays are done" https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CRUBsMsWoAAo4Vv.mp4
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 15, 2015, 05:22:42 PM
Pull-up and contested 2-pointers from at least 10 ft. from the hoop and with at least 5 seconds on the shot clock are the antithesis of analytics. Pull-up, contested, and mid-range are an efficiency-decreasing super team. These shots are particularly asinine when they are taken with enough time on the shot clock for a kickout.

To avoid repeating the phrase, “pull-up, contested, 2-pointers from at least 10 ft. from the hoop and with at least 5 seconds on the shot clock” and because we have an unhealthy interest in concocted titles for the sake of acronyms, let’s call these choices “painfully ill-advised shots” or PIS.

[...]

Most good players don’t often choose to take PIS. James Harden had a PISS of 10%, Steph Curry had a PISS of 8.5%, LeBron James had a PISS of 8.2%, Manu Ginobili had a PISS of 5.4%, and Demarre Carroll had a PISS of 2.7%.

[...]

DeRozan had a PISS of 31.6%. Nearly a third of his 850 shots with at least 5 seconds on the shot clock were PIS.

DeRozan shot an atrocious 33.5% on PIS. That equates to 0.67 points per shot. In all of his 2014-15 FGA, DeRozan scored 0.85 points per shot. If he simply removed those 269 PIS (kicked out instead of forcing a bad shot), he would have raised his efficiency to 0.92 points per shot on the season.

DeRozan’s team would have appreciated the kick outs. His team produced 1.02 points per shot. If his team kept that efficiency on kick outs that replaced DeRozan’s 269 PIS, the team would have scored another 93 points in DeRozan’s 60 games.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 15, 2015, 06:09:22 PM
high piss% translates to bad player who thinks he's good.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 16, 2015, 02:58:44 PM
oh i was reinvited back to my 20-team league. apparently we're doing a promotion/relegation thing this season, shitty teams get demoted to the scrub league. should be interesting. guy says he has like 80 teams to sign up.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 16, 2015, 03:04:23 PM
lol wtf
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 16, 2015, 06:36:06 PM
it's a good idea. i just don't know how the fuck you're going to get that many active players.

this seems like it would be a better idea for 12-team leagues, this one league alone we have trouble with inactivity from a few gimps. so how are you going to fill out 3-4 other leagues?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 16, 2015, 08:19:07 PM
obviously theres no keepers because the same nba players will be in each league.  so it will be like the most variable thing ever, it's so easy to be good one year and not the next with decent competition.  and then lol like 80 people signing up for this with like 4 differnet levels or something is juts massive and insane.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 16, 2015, 08:50:34 PM
like i said, it's an idea better suited to 10-teams or 12-team leagues.

it's not as variable though like you think.

take me for example. i dominated you dumb bitches 5 years straight. we had different players every year, different picks, etc etc.. and I came out on top everytime. ..there are obvious different levels of skill in fantasy and the ultimate pros like me will be at the top league every season.gg
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2015, 02:00:35 PM
are there any epic records in this league since it has been around 10 years?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2015, 03:30:11 PM
I don't think anyone has tried to figure that out.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2015, 03:36:28 PM
I don't think anyone has tried to figure that out.
what the hell does that even mean?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2015, 03:38:35 PM
I've never looked or heard anyone mention it.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2015, 03:51:30 PM
insane. 10 years and you don't even look at the records? do people know records are there?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2015, 04:16:06 PM
I don't know.  Some people probably know.  I hadn't thought of it until you asked.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2015, 06:15:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M9kqyS2.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 20, 2015, 03:46:04 PM
Kaminsky is total garbage lol, Jordan is a failure at running a team.

Cody Zeller, Spencer Hawes, Kaminksy, lol what the fuck is this shit
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 20, 2015, 04:04:54 PM
FRANK THE TANK
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 21, 2015, 11:33:49 AM
Trey Burke looking solid in pre-season the last two games... and his minutes will be there all season because Jazz have no one else.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 21, 2015, 11:40:06 AM
maybe.  he shot terribly last season.  but he certainly should get time
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 21, 2015, 11:47:44 AM
between kemba walker and trey burke my fg% will be obliterated.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 21, 2015, 11:08:12 PM
Thabo Sefolosha suing NYPD and 8 cops for $50M
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2015, 11:03:08 AM
Here are the trades offers for Karl-Anthony Towns I have received already


Nikola Mirotic

Zach LaVine and Stanley Johnson

John Wall and Marcus Smart with a 9th round pick for Aaron Gordon, Karl-Anthony Towns, Robin Lopez and a first round pick.

That last one is especially bad because he thinks he can get two young potentially great players AND a first round pick ..

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 22, 2015, 11:08:48 AM
what pick did you have?  if you get to keep guys forever, why did all the people ahead of you not take the most promising rookie in the draft?  retards?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 22, 2015, 11:10:56 AM
the last one is the best one actually because john wall is a stud.  karl anthony towns could turn out as good as wall but a) it's not guaranteed, and b) even if he got better than wall, wall is a top 20 guy, towns isnt getting much better than him no matter what.  marucs smart has some potential, more than aaron gordon
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2015, 11:28:05 AM
what pick did you have?  if you get to keep guys forever, why did all the people ahead of you not take the most promising rookie in the draft?  retards?


I had the 7th pick, but the only guy to not show up to the draft actually had 2-first rounders (3rd and 5th)...I'm guessing had he shown up he would have took Towns. The other idiots ahead of me probably thought he would fall.. I traded away my second rounder so getting Towns if he was there with my first pick was a no brainer.

the last one is the best one actually because john wall is a stud.  karl anthony towns could turn out as good as wall but a) it's not guaranteed, and b) even if he got better than wall, wall is a top 20 guy, towns isnt getting much better than him no matter what.  marucs smart has some potential, more than aaron gordon

Towns is going to be a top 5 player.
Marcus Smart absolutely does NOT have the potential of Aaron Gordon. Did you even see Gordon in Summer League and Pre-season?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 22, 2015, 12:09:08 PM
smart is a pg that could be strong in 3s/ast/stl which are good things for a pg to be good at.  steals are pretty hard to come by these days especially.  aaron gordon was breaking out some in summer league but jhas not exactly killed it in preseason and the forward position is crowded in orlando.  i take smart out of those two
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2015, 01:31:32 PM
where do u see marcus smart being strong at 3s or assists? i owned him last season, he was pretty useless. he can steal, sure.
 i'd rather have aaron gordon. skiles has talked about starting gordon and harris together. he's a breakout candidate.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2015, 01:42:53 PM
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j475/Psyber_Kayos/kristaps%20cornwrows_zps2mwvh7vr.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2015, 01:57:46 PM
it's hilarious how clueless people are in their drafts. like why the holy hell did batum any cooks pair meyers leonard with deandre jordan, terrence jones, and bogut. lmfao.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 22, 2015, 02:04:26 PM
That guy is good.  The guy who runs that team.

Meyers Leonard gets threes from a big man position and isn't like a huge FT% power that he's wasting.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2015, 03:55:18 PM
you don't pair a great ft% with shitty ones, completely degrading his value on your team.


Quote
isn't like a huge FT% power that he's wasting

Leonard is one of the best, if not the best, ft shooting big...
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 23, 2015, 04:05:05 PM
lol embiid's knees is msging me asking if i want aaron gordon cause u told him i like him
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2015, 10:32:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZzXPQzBlAU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZzXPQzBlAU)

towns best player in the nba already
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2015, 03:23:16 PM
Flip Saunders has passed away


wow
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 26, 2015, 11:46:53 AM
:(  saw it coming but it still happened fast...
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2015, 07:53:34 PM
Granger waived by the Pistons. 
I was looking over his career stats and he was a pretty elite scorer - during 08-09 he scored nearly 26ppg on 45% shooting, shooting 40% from 3s.
He goes from scoring 18.7ppg in 11-12 to dropping off the nba map completely due to injuries. ANd I'll bet his shitty shooting during his last good seasons had to do with his broken knees because he was a pretty efficient scorer through his first four seasons. Injuries wreck many careers way sooner they normally would, Granger would be in his prime right now.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 26, 2015, 08:39:16 PM
he had really degenerate knees.  like oden
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2015, 02:01:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrstxuicZk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrstxuicZk)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2015, 02:03:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vwMin.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2015, 05:56:44 PM
hmm, free contest, www.draftkings.com/contest/draftteam/12497046 (http://www.draftkings.com/contest/draftteam/12497046)

enter it jon so i can beat you.  don't really get money from it but im doing it because i know i will finish in the top 1% with ease
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2015, 11:19:35 PM
i think you should have drafted curry.. wtf this guy is insane. 20 pts in the first quarter and drains 3s at a rate only seen in video games.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2015, 11:55:05 PM
Curry is unreal no doubt, but i stand by the anthony davis pick.  more blocks, steals.  just as many points (not today, but season average last year). 

i saw someone say this somewhere else today:

the highest PER in NBA history for a 19 year old was: Anthony Davis
the highest PER in NBA history for a 20 year old was: Anthony Davis
the highest PER in NBA history for a 21 year old was: Anthony Davis
this season Anthony Davis will be 22 and he just got one of the best offensive coaches in the league
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 28, 2015, 12:01:15 AM
remember i get him 3 years, tihs is just the first.  curry is 5 years older than davis, curry is at his prime.  davis could still get significantly better scary as that is
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 28, 2015, 10:47:51 AM
I don't know how PER translates to fantasy.
AD is so young he won't even be in his prime in 3 years, Curry is in his prime right now.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 28, 2015, 11:29:55 AM
but davis should be improving each of the next three years, yes?  and he was already the #1 rated player last year.

PER translates pretty well to fantasy sincei t's like scoring, percentages, rebounding, and blocks/steals
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 28, 2015, 11:31:19 AM
uPER = (1 / MP) *
     [ 3P
     + (2/3) * AST
     + (2 - factor * (team_AST / team_FG)) * FG
     + (FT *0.5 * (1 + (1 - (team_AST / team_FG)) + (2/3) * (team_AST / team_FG)))
     - VOP * TOV
     - VOP * DRB% * (FGA - FG)
     - VOP * 0.44 * (0.44 + (0.56 * DRB%)) * (FTA - FT)
     + VOP * (1 - DRB%) * (TRB - ORB)
     + VOP * DRB% * ORB
     + VOP * STL
     + VOP * DRB% * BLK
     - PF * ((lg_FT / lg_PF) - 0.44 * (lg_FTA / lg_PF) * VOP) ]
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 28, 2015, 12:19:02 PM
Depends how you want to build your team I guess, want 3s or defensive stats/ low TOs. That would depend on who you build around them. AD's main issue is that he has yet to play more than 68 games in a season.

curry in his prime seems like the safer player frankly.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 28, 2015, 12:52:15 PM
what do you think about the Wizards cutting Ish Smith a few days ago then going off for 17 pts 9 assists 3 steals vs the Warriors after being signed by the Pelicans  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 28, 2015, 12:55:36 PM
i think he sucks
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 28, 2015, 01:26:18 PM
You are going to pick him off the waivers
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 28, 2015, 07:31:40 PM
aaron gordon's first field goal of the season was a big dunk over the entire wizards team
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 29, 2015, 10:39:27 AM
c.j mccollum tho

thought trailblazers were the worst team in the league  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 29, 2015, 11:13:42 AM
trailblazers i think are really bad... like at the bottom you get the sixers, nuggets,  blazers, twolves, nets. 

i suppose pelicans are the worst team for now with 75% of their team injuerd
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 29, 2015, 11:17:19 AM
http://gfycat.com/WarmheartedMistyKitfox (http://gfycat.com/WarmheartedMistyKitfox)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 29, 2015, 11:53:25 AM
trailblazers i think are really bad... like at the bottom you get the sixers, nuggets,  blazers, twolves, nets. 

i suppose pelicans are the worst team for now with 75% of their team injuerd


lakers? the team that just lost to the wolves last night. i think kobe shot them out of the game. and how did rubio score 28 pts, lmao.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 29, 2015, 11:56:12 AM
https://streamable.com/vdbc
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 29, 2015, 12:41:22 PM
oops i just forgot to put the lakers on the list, thats all.  of course they suck
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 30, 2015, 07:46:03 PM

Good thing I added him a few days ago.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 30, 2015, 07:58:21 PM
yahoo should give teague SG eligibility
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 30, 2015, 08:01:36 PM
Let's see who starts at SG today.  Probably Schroder.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 30, 2015, 10:17:07 PM
I have to say, your Carroll for Porter trade was quite shit.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 30, 2015, 11:40:29 PM
Yes, Towns really just scored 28 pts, 14 rebounds and 4 blocks in his second regular season game ever.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 02, 2015, 10:43:03 AM
Looks like Whiteside is a good keeper right now, but can he stay healthy?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 02, 2015, 12:41:35 PM
He is a badass.  I was hyping him up when he was still in the d-league last season.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 03, 2015, 10:00:33 AM
Curry and the Warriors look better than last season, this team looks ridiculous.  Already looking poised to win another championship.

I think the only way Curry isn't going to average over 30ppg this season is because of all the blowout games leading to a bunch of rest for him. He had 30 in the third vs Memphis.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 03, 2015, 11:05:18 PM
Raptors start off the season 4-0. Scola took a big shit on the MAvericks with 19-10, haha, including an epic clutch 3 pointer.

I should pick him off the waivers.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 04, 2015, 04:39:30 PM
i hear gerald green has lost his mind
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 04, 2015, 07:16:43 PM
Kobe should have retired 3 years ago.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 04, 2015, 07:19:46 PM


warriors/clippers
cavs/raptors

conf finals confirmed

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 04, 2015, 07:49:19 PM
Wizards
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 04, 2015, 08:17:25 PM
like did you see the playoffs last year?  how the F are the raptors your pick over the wiz
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 04, 2015, 08:43:16 PM
raptors are better, and were better last season too. i don't give a fuck how badly they played during the playoffs , by that point lowry was broken and all they were doing was ISO offense, on top of their shit defense. they weren't the same team that swept the wizards in the regular season.  this season you already can see dramatic improvements defensively.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 04, 2015, 10:28:05 PM
back to back road wins over dallas and okc put raptors now at 5-0  8)


good win by the wizards today too over the spurs. beal owns, good thing i have him in my other dynasty league  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 05, 2015, 10:34:27 AM
the offers are still coming for Towns, lol. The one guy finally dropped the picks and just offered me Wall straight up, I rejected it. Another guy is offering me Lebron and a 6th/7th pick, but wants a 1st and 2nd pick with Towns. lmao.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: phreak on November 05, 2015, 01:12:31 PM
h2h fantasy sports don't really interest me anymore. DFS is where it's at. Who here plays DraftKings? Blid, Jon, setup a DraftKings account and I can setup a league for me to dominate you guys in so I can take your monies.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 05, 2015, 01:14:10 PM
you absolutely suck at fantasy
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: phreak on November 05, 2015, 01:16:53 PM
The only reason you did well in h2h fantasy is because you made a million moves and were by the computer 24/7 so as soon as someone had a good game you'd pick them up and right their hot streak before anyone else had a chance to grab him.

Like I said, I'd dominate you in DFS because i'm the best.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 05, 2015, 01:49:33 PM
i've never made much more than 50 moves in a season lol, and nearly all of those were for streaming purposes.
i literally screw around and still win, like when i traded wiggins for copeland and then dropped copeland. like i was giving you clowns a chance and you still couldn't beat me. as well , your excuses don't account for the fact i draft better than everyone every year.
nice 12th place finish in blid's league  last season. i just took over for your dumpster team, you did a terrible job drafting again.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 05, 2015, 01:53:07 PM
h2h fantasy sports don't really interest me anymore. DFS is where it's at. Who here plays DraftKings? Blid, Jon, setup a DraftKings account and I can setup a league for me to dominate you guys in so I can take your monies.
i made a draftkings account for a free game but i don't want to pay money for it
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 05, 2015, 02:31:18 PM
I opened the draftkings link u posted, chose a team that would have absolutely wrecked anything either of you could of thought of , then it asked me for my credit card and i closed the link.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 05, 2015, 02:35:35 PM
Oh it never asked me.  I never put in any payment information
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 05, 2015, 08:12:48 PM


    Miami Heat guard Gerald Green was unconscious and bleeding when someone at his condo complex called 911 ... TMZ Sports has learned. We obtained the call ... made Wednesday morning ... in which the caller tells 911, "I have a resident that just passed out. He’s bleeding. He just passed out right now." The operator informs the caller that help is on the way -- and gives instructions on how to treat Green until emergency personnel arrives.

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/05/gerald-green-911-hes-unconscious-and-bleeding/ (http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/05/gerald-green-911-hes-unconscious-and-bleeding/)[1]


very weird yes
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 06, 2015, 09:47:37 AM
The top 7 teams in the East are currently 8-0 against the West



    Raptors 2-0 (Mavs and Thunder)
    Hawks 0-0
    Cavs 1-0 (Grizzles)
    Pistons 1-0 (Jazz)
    Wizards 1-0 (Spurs)
    Bulls 1-0 (Thunder)
    Heat 2-0 (Wolves and Rockets)


looks like East is the best, gg
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 08, 2015, 07:58:40 PM
The worst player in the league is on the Toronto Raptors and his name is Terrence Ross. 33 mill this guy is getting... the fuck was the reasoning for that contract I have no clue cause he has shown nothing his entire career.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 08, 2015, 09:57:51 PM
I think some contracts are essentially gambles.  The one DeRozan got for example was insane, Ross's contract is crazy, but then again, people said Mike Conley's contract was bonkers when he got it, and then he grew into it.  You're betting on certain guys really when you give them these deals.  If they suck you lose big haha.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 09, 2015, 11:32:00 AM
this is the guy Colangelo drafted Ross over


Andre Drummond joined Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Wilt Chamberlain as the only players in NBA history with three 20-20 games in the first six contests of a season.

fuck my life
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 09, 2015, 11:33:06 AM
Who needs Drummond when you have JONAS
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 09, 2015, 11:36:34 AM
no one's arguing that he's a good defender, and what is booker talking about , kanter has never put up stats on utah like he has been doing on okc.
kanter is the best big okc has ever had, despite the weak defense, and they're going to be good because of him.
monroe is shit at defense and not offensively talented as kanter and he signed a same deal.


lol kanter
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 09, 2015, 06:09:29 PM

Kevin Durant says Wizards' free-agent courting last year was 'disrespectful'
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 09, 2015, 06:47:05 PM
He means disrespectful to the guys on the Wizards lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 10, 2015, 12:07:07 PM
tim duncan said danny green is a scrub


We’ve got a good bunch of young guys. And, obviously (we’re) adding L.A. to that. As long as Danny stops sucking”  -- TIM DUNCAN
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 11, 2015, 09:33:25 AM
New York sends cease-and-desist notices to DraftKings, FanDuel

http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id/14100780/newyork-attorney-general-declares-daily-fantasy-sports-gambling (http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id/14100780/newyork-attorney-general-declares-daily-fantasy-sports-gambling)


lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 11, 2015, 09:53:02 AM
Haha I think that's where they have their HQ

I won't mind seeing them go under
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 13, 2015, 06:47:28 PM
Fantasy sports sites sue New York AG for 'shocking overreach'
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 14, 2015, 01:30:34 PM
'15-'16 Philadelphia 76ers are the first ever NBA team to start 0-9 in back to back seasons


this team has got to get good at some point with all the top 5 picks they get year after year.

maybe nba shouldn't reward teams for sucking ass.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 14, 2015, 03:26:24 PM
abloo bloo
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 16, 2015, 01:23:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TAFtOfrl.png)

...and they beat the rockets
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2015, 01:27:43 PM
([url]http://i.imgur.com/TAFtOfrl.png[/url])

...and they beat the rockets


dwight powell the beast off the bench
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 16, 2015, 04:39:02 PM
@JLew1050
Through 11 games, Biyombo has played 21 MORE 4th-quarter minutes than JV and 3rd-most on the team. Bis: -20 in 72 mins, JV: +34 in 51 mins
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2015, 06:02:27 PM
lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2015, 10:20:46 AM
76ers become the first team in NBA history to start 0-11 in back-to-back seasons.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 17, 2015, 10:22:45 AM
cool.  they're good
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 17, 2015, 10:39:41 AM
it's funny the people who weep and moan about the 76ers being like historically bad or whatever.  remember the sixers didnt even have the worst record last season, or the second worst record (twolves, knicks).  in their time of being bad the sixers have never won the nba draft.  so if you're not a sixers fan why should you care?  thats the funny thing tho, the sixers fans actually are supportive of the team's rebuild and enjoy watching young players with potential come up.  this will be their last really bad season.  next year they have another high pick + dario saric comes over + joel embiid.  but even if embiid was hurt forever they'd still have saric/noel/okafor frontcourt. 
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2015, 01:54:01 PM
never won the draft but had 3 top three picks in the last 5 seasons.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2015, 01:54:45 PM
Chalmers is a superstar now
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 17, 2015, 01:55:40 PM
never won the draft but had 3 top three picks in the last 5 seasons.
oh like the cavs or the twolves
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 18, 2015, 11:17:38 AM
The Houston Rockets fired coach Kevin McHale
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 18, 2015, 11:24:04 AM
Raptors were going to beat the Warriors last night but the refs took over down the stretch and made some brutal calls against them.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 18, 2015, 01:04:47 PM
holy shit Porzingis put up 29/11 last night.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 18, 2015, 05:19:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JBvRYND.jpg)

He missed the dunk, but still cool
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 19, 2015, 10:39:00 AM
https://streamable.com/zx6v

gobert almost died



[Vucevic] @rudygobert27 Can you send me a signed poster? Would be.. Kind of you.


owned
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 19, 2015, 10:54:57 AM
Towns had 21pts, 12 rebounds and 6 blocks last night. He's better than AD's soft bitch ass already.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 19, 2015, 10:55:14 AM
No he isn't!!!!
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 19, 2015, 01:06:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4v3fEtu.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 19, 2015, 07:34:24 PM
Ty Lawson pleads guilty to drink driving, faces up to 180 days in prison.

this guy might be an alcoholic.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 19, 2015, 07:45:05 PM
Might be?  We already knew he was
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 20, 2015, 08:47:38 AM
lol, Warriors won last night. They were  down like 20+ in the first half when I shut the game off. This is the only team I've ever seen just regularly come back from 20 point deficits like they're nothing.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 20, 2015, 10:11:57 AM
Curry got two quick fouls and was sitting out when they fell behind I think
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 20, 2015, 12:56:14 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 21, 2015, 10:30:24 AM
The best five-man lineup in the NBA has been the Mavs’ group of Deron Williams, Raymond Felton, Wesley Matthews, Dirk Nowitzki, and Zaza Pachulia. In 71 minutes played, that group has a league-leading +31.5 net rating per 100 possessions, including a league-leading 131.5 offensive rating.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 22, 2015, 12:18:23 PM
im setting the new record for blocks this week i bet, even though anthony davis missed two games
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 22, 2015, 01:12:45 PM
i'm like trying to pass this guy in 3's all week, every time i get close some retard makes like 4-threes in a quarter for him, like isaiah thomas. lol. no damn steals for me this week and my assists suck , mostly because teague has been out.
harden gets  huge minutes even when rockets are getting owned, so he's been padding his stats all week vs me. fuck this.

lol nearly half your blocks are by whiteside. you'd probably set the all time record if anthony davis wasn't a soft bitch
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 22, 2015, 01:36:02 PM
lol go to team stats and check totals. i'm #1 in points, #2 in threes, #4 in rebounds, #1 in assists, #3 in steals and i'd probably be top 3 in free throw % lebron knew how to make them.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 23, 2015, 11:24:20 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 23, 2015, 11:38:33 AM
Haha

That team is 6-7.  It's been less noticeable because Chris Paul missed a few games and the Rockets are so terrible, but they're melting down too
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 23, 2015, 01:11:34 PM
Clippers were 5-2 at home until Raptors beat them down.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 23, 2015, 01:15:24 PM
that guy i was playing came close to the all-time record in 3 points made. you came close to the all time record in blocks. so two all time records were nearly broken in one week.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 25, 2015, 02:23:43 PM
i had the worst day in the history of my hall of fame nba fantasy career yesterday.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 25, 2015, 02:24:28 PM
Golden State Warriors Break Record For Best Start In NBA
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 26, 2015, 02:38:34 PM
(https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/77fumIGY5GxmxSm6-9tVxucuev4=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4301113/cavdan.0.gif)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 28, 2015, 11:06:35 AM
this fucking trade offer i just got, rofl...

danny green
john wall
roy hibbert
dwayne wade
greg monroe

for

towns

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 28, 2015, 11:23:18 AM
i wonder how much he's offering for the porzingod
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 28, 2015, 02:12:33 PM
The Philadelphia 76ers have become the first team in American professional sports history to lose 27 games in a row.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 28, 2015, 07:52:07 PM
"Stephen Curry is averaging 28.0 points over the last three games. He has not played in the fourth quarter in any of those three contests."
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 28, 2015, 09:29:12 PM
lol wizards

https://streamable.com/5vpe
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 28, 2015, 09:46:55 PM
john wall playing like shit.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 28, 2015, 09:50:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/u7Xt9IK.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 28, 2015, 09:53:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l5nHDIcOAE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l5nHDIcOAE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQXaULLaQSE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQXaULLaQSE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_TwOwgEmvE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_TwOwgEmvE)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 29, 2015, 10:14:00 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGOhxnyCas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGOhxnyCas)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 30, 2015, 02:39:24 PM
so what's going to happen first... 76ers win or GSW loss.............
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 30, 2015, 02:48:48 PM
before the season started i said lakers were the worst team in the league.. u said it was portland... portland has already beat the lakers twice ...

now they play 76ers tomorrow... hmmm. 76ers first win?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 30, 2015, 02:54:41 PM
In late October, Okafor allegedly presented a fake I.D. at Misconduct Tavern in Center City. Okafor, 19, was refused service, the sources said. One of the sources said he was surprised because Okafor is “a big guy” and “famous” and “pretty easy to recognize.”

lol this guy is dumb as fuck.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 30, 2015, 05:45:38 PM
sounds like okafor has been fucking up since even before the sixers season started.  i didnt really expect that from him
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 01, 2015, 11:43:25 AM
Warriors won last night, they're 19-0.
76ers will finally get their first win vs Fakers tonight.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 01, 2015, 11:44:59 AM
Sixers do seem much more competitive than the lakers lately.

I offered whiteside for the zinger lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 01, 2015, 11:51:41 AM
capela for covington , discuss
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 01, 2015, 11:54:08 AM
covington is a beast at steals, you just picked up capela yesterday or something.  so, no
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 01, 2015, 11:55:42 AM
you dropped covington and cheated to pick him back up.. what a dumb league that allows this.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 01, 2015, 11:57:14 AM
capela was only picked up off the waiver wire late because he wasn't getting minutes until recently.
i'm looking to get rid of guys who can't make 3s. 3 point scorers only on my team.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 01, 2015, 11:58:18 AM
you dropped covington and cheated to pick him back up.. what a dumb league that allows this.

lol quit trolling.  he was never supposed to be dropped, i clicked the wrong button.  it's normal to reverse a mistaken click.  it's not like i put him back on my team after he had a good game, i put him back on my team like 20 minutes later when i saw what i'd done.  i still dont know how that happened, i wanted to drop myles turner for having a broken thumb

look hwo crazy kevin garnett is
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14172961/the-cruel-tutelage-kevin-garnett (http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14172961/the-cruel-tutelage-kevin-garnett)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 01, 2015, 12:12:20 PM
biyombo got dropped.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 01, 2015, 12:22:49 PM
(http://lpix.org/2291726/True%20shooting%20percent.PNG)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 01, 2015, 02:08:20 PM
Stephen Curry is the only modern basketball player.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 01, 2015, 07:16:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ralEhcRPsE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ralEhcRPsE)


legit retard
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 02, 2015, 08:30:13 AM
like i said before the season started, fakers are the worst team in the league
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 02, 2015, 09:51:00 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 03, 2015, 09:22:47 AM
wow wizards lost to the worst team in the league


https://streamable.com/k80q


kobe 31 points, he probably changed his mind about retirement for a few minutes after this game
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 03, 2015, 09:25:24 AM
Kyle Lowry outscored the Hawks in the 4th quarter, 22-20
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 03, 2015, 10:01:11 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/XkQ6mh6.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 03, 2015, 10:03:12 AM
95-96 is the year with the bs moved-in 3pt line?  Probably shoudln't be included
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 03, 2015, 11:34:59 AM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ralEhcRPsE[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ralEhcRPsE[/url])


legit retard



DeAndre Jordan missed more foul shots last season than Steve Nash did his entire career.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 03, 2015, 11:38:50 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 04, 2015, 12:26:06 PM
https://streamable.com/ghw7

This is cool, the second the ball gets kicked out to Steph, Kemba is like "goddammit."
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 04, 2015, 12:26:55 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVTyZIFW4AAguG0.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 04, 2015, 01:42:54 PM
https://streamable.com/9q04
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 04, 2015, 01:43:28 PM
http://www.gfycat.com/ZigzagSeveralArgentinehornedfrog (http://www.gfycat.com/ZigzagSeveralArgentinehornedfrog)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 04, 2015, 01:45:20 PM
[url]http://www.gfycat.com/ZigzagSeveralArgentinehornedfrog[/url] ([url]http://www.gfycat.com/ZigzagSeveralArgentinehornedfrog[/url])
Haha this is super long too, the onyl way you can tell how long it is is to look at the lady on the left and see the time that passes befre she tuoches her nose again
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 05, 2015, 10:56:51 AM
Looks like the Warriors streak is done tonight
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 05, 2015, 07:33:26 PM
wow, raptors just missed a bunch of clutch free throws and lost the game. retards.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 07, 2015, 01:58:30 PM
randolph for noah, discuss
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 07, 2015, 02:28:37 PM
You must hate Randolph, Noah is waiver wire fodder.  I'll check it out
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 07, 2015, 06:24:14 PM
he doesn't make 3s or get defensive stats so i don't know the point of his existence on my team
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 07, 2015, 06:36:00 PM
usually good fg%, ft%, some points and rebs
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 07, 2015, 08:08:06 PM
i'm getting tired of these retards, about to trade everyone
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 08, 2015, 11:28:16 AM
@michaelgrange
Metta World Peace on fan love for Kobe: 'It's amazing. It's like they're horny for it. Horny fans ... Make sure you word that right.'

Mike Bresnahan ‏@Mike_Bresnahan 58s58 seconds ago
Kobe's face lights up after being told he made eight of 16 shots: "Really? 50%? Aw, man. Finally!" Might have been sarcasm. Might not.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 08, 2015, 06:31:09 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/kristaps-porzingis-is-unlike-any-player-to-nba-2015-12 (http://www.businessinsider.com/kristaps-porzingis-is-unlike-any-player-to-nba-2015-12)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 09, 2015, 09:32:42 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVuCxrbXIAAkKVg.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XbkWpsV.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 09, 2015, 01:21:46 PM
gave u a trade offer
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 09, 2015, 07:14:30 PM
did u reject it
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 12:52:31 PM
https://streamable.com/8ruv


look at this game winner from last night
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 10, 2015, 12:54:44 PM
I like how he launches it from halfcourt with 3 seconds still left.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 12:54:54 PM


wow looks like lowry is top 5 players in the nba, he owns
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 12, 2015, 02:25:54 PM
I think the Spurs have to be title favorites now. They have a better home record than the Warriors so once they get home court they're going to be unbeatable.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 13, 2015, 11:40:10 PM
https://streamable.com/qbeg

Luis Scola on the Sixers: "They're eventually going to win. They're going to ruin somebody's life"
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 14, 2015, 06:01:23 PM
NBA referee Bill Kennedy reveals he is gay; Rajon Rondo made alleged homosexual slur to him



hmm Rondo hates gay people
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 14, 2015, 06:02:25 PM
DeMar DeRozan and Kevin Durant were named the NBA Eastern and Western Conference Players of the Week.


lol DeRozan
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 15, 2015, 10:47:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlRdhXbUE2A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlRdhXbUE2A)

barton owns
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 15, 2015, 11:26:14 AM
that raptors/pacers game was a bit ludicrous.. raptors were up 26-5 with  a little over 6 minutes to go in the first. actually lost the lead with 20 sec left to go in the quarter but ended up with only a 1 point lead going into the second. which is probably some kind of record .
lost the game by 16.

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 15, 2015, 07:15:27 PM
[Sheridan] Dwight Howard "extremely unhappy" in Houston, rumors surfacing of a potential trade to Miami in exchange for Hassan Whiteside. Sheridan goes on to say that he predicts Howard to be in a Miami Heat uniform by the end of February.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 16, 2015, 11:06:46 AM
doesn't make sense
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 17, 2015, 12:12:48 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 17, 2015, 12:19:47 PM
https://streamable.com/h0wt
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 17, 2015, 01:57:54 PM
His halfcourt shot looks better than his free throw shot.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 22, 2015, 06:14:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CW2KACuUkAAFCjj.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 26, 2015, 12:09:04 PM
https://streamable.com/e1e5
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 26, 2015, 08:23:05 PM
https://streamable.com/7fxv

yes biyombo is a beast
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 28, 2015, 07:16:16 PM
Marcin Gortat won player of the week but thought he had been traded

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 03, 2016, 07:43:45 PM
god , butler with 40 points in the second half? really? fuck you
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 04, 2016, 12:44:33 PM
the suns are suddenly the shittiest team in the league.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 04, 2016, 12:52:49 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 05, 2016, 10:32:29 AM
It was the worst-shooting game of the season for Miami, which connected on 38 percent of its tries and won anyway.

"This was classic Eastern Conference basketball," Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 05, 2016, 11:11:29 AM
wow 26/18 from Z-bo, took a big shit on your team for rejecting that trade.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 05, 2016, 11:16:27 AM
yah your team is fluking hard.  meanwhile on my team whiteside sat out and noah wont be back quite yet even though i need him all week.  ill lose 7-2 or something but i think my team is going to be good going forward.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 05, 2016, 11:25:26 AM
whiteside is only going to win you blocks, which you're probably going to do anyways because i'm pretty much punting that cat. you called noah waiver fodder.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 05, 2016, 11:35:16 AM
don't make excuses, my team is simply better. it's the best team in the league.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 05, 2016, 12:16:35 PM
I think my team is going to come together and get better soon, just not this week.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 05, 2016, 01:20:07 PM
lol covington.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 05, 2016, 01:34:09 PM
Not sure what's wrong with him lately which is why I added JR Smith to get some more SF depth.

But I think my team is going to be good when it starts clicking.

PG Rubio
SG Knight
SF Gay
PF Davis
C Whiteside

That is a pretty strong starting 5 with Teague backing up PG being very nice (and if Jennings gets time or a change of scenery, PG is even stronger).  Depth all around.  Good team I think.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 06, 2016, 11:33:47 AM
I think my team is going to come together and get better soon, just not this week.
you say this every season. your teams always suck. you don't know how to draft properly.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 07, 2016, 01:35:20 PM
Rank 1   0.97   Last 2 Weeks            Kemba Walker



owned
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 07, 2016, 03:21:51 PM
one of your few non-droppable players
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 07, 2016, 06:01:44 PM
Igoudala is literally the only droppable player I have now that Barnes is back, half your team is waiver fodder
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 11, 2016, 11:47:40 AM
shit came within 1 in steals, 5-4 win is lame, i should have won 8-1.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 11, 2016, 07:07:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saJsWXJBcGY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saJsWXJBcGY)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 13, 2016, 06:34:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1dYAEVs.jpg)

lol Towns at 13 years old  with Nash
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 14, 2016, 01:22:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Jvaj1X5.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 14, 2016, 01:24:02 PM
The game is to be "Team Canada" vs. "Team USA"

Full rosters per TSN:

Drake will be joined on the sidelines by two-time NBA MVP Steve Nash and Toronto Blue Jays All-Star right fielder José Bautista. Canada’s team will feature Stephan James (“Race”); Arcade Fire’s Win Butler; Drew and Jonathan Scott (W Network’s “Property Brothers”); professional tennis player Milos Raonic; actor and singer Kris Wu; seven-time NBA All-Star Tracy McGrady; NBA TV analyst Rick Fox; and Natalie Achonwa of the Indiana Fever and Canada Women’s National Team.

Hart’s USA team will include Jason Sudeikis (“Race”); Michael B. Jordan (“Creed”); Anthony Anderson (ABC’s “blackish”); Bryshere "Yazz" Gray (FOX’s “Empire”); Nick Cannon (“America’s Got Talent”); five-time NBA All-Star and ESPN analyst Chauncey Billups; NBA legend Muggsy Bogues; Milwaukee Bucks co-owner Marc Lasry; and WNBA MVP Elena Delle Donne of the Chicago Sky.




lol t-mac playing for Canada
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 14, 2016, 02:06:48 PM
USA has Elena Delle Donne and Billups though
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 14, 2016, 05:32:44 PM
what the hell is that trade? u trading away eric gordon for a guy u just dropped to the waiver around a week ago?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 14, 2016, 05:59:45 PM
yeah
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 14, 2016, 10:18:55 PM
so, tell me, jonx, was i right or not?  looks like i was lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 15, 2016, 11:02:41 AM
you were right because a guy you dropped took a big crap on your team?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 15, 2016, 11:21:06 AM
covington was getting like 10 minutes a game like a scrub when i dropped him and had sucked for like a month.  he then had a 30 minute game right after i cutr him loose so i sent out an emergency offer to recover him, which i did.  the very day the trade was accepted, covington went ham hitting 6 threesd and scoring 25 points.  if id waited one day longer to make that trade he wouldve been unattainable as he's now a glorious top 20 platyer.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 15, 2016, 12:45:24 PM
how were you right that you dropped him and panicked and made a trade to get him back, giving up  top 80 player in the process? and covington will never be top 20, he was ranked 66 last season, that's probably around his ceiling.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 15, 2016, 12:47:09 PM
Eric gordan is useless to me, I would have droped him for Booker anyway
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 15, 2016, 05:33:32 PM
https://gfycat.com/UnsteadyJaggedHookersealion

this is you shooting  and the hoop is a good trade/move
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 16, 2016, 09:24:30 PM
RIP to the beautiful Joakim Noah
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 17, 2016, 12:08:47 PM
taj gibson was on the waiver for a whole day after noah's injury until i was like, oh i should pick him up.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 19, 2016, 11:48:28 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 19, 2016, 12:51:02 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 20, 2016, 11:28:52 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 21, 2016, 09:20:42 AM
Towns last night: 27 pts 17 rebounds 6 blocks, jesus fucking christ
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 21, 2016, 10:52:36 AM


The hack-a-Drummond strategy has been taken to a new level -- Rockets just intentionally fouled themselves to the penalty 9 seconds into the 3rd quarter.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 21, 2016, 10:54:19 AM
https://streamable.com/a38o
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 21, 2016, 11:31:29 AM
basket didn't count did it?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 21, 2016, 11:40:27 AM
no they didn't count it, but should have, cause it owned.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 22, 2016, 01:56:32 PM
josh smith traded back to houston , pwnt
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 22, 2016, 01:59:01 PM
Kawhi Leonard joins Michael Jordan and Hakeem Olajuwon as the only players in NBA history to be named an All-Star, Finals MVP and DPOY.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 22, 2016, 06:04:55 PM
Adrian Wojnarowski on Twitter: "Cleveland has fired coach David Blatt, sources tell Yahoo."


what the fuck?
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2016, 10:27:54 AM

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 26, 2016, 11:21:54 AM

       
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2016, 12:18:38 PM
Noam Schiller @noamschiller The most insulting part of this is calling Austin Rivers a member of the Clippers' equipment staff
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2016, 12:53:17 PM
look at Warriors last 3 wins




    vs Cavs +34

    vs Bulls +31

    vs Spurs +30
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2016, 06:09:59 PM
Miami Heat part-owner Raanan Katz said LeBron had Blatt fired. In same breath: "He tried the same with Spo, but failed."
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 28, 2016, 11:32:29 AM
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what a retarded decision.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 28, 2016, 11:38:28 AM
Durant can't handle Wiggins https://streamable.com/1mbq
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 28, 2016, 07:09:04 PM
[Chris Vivlamore] "West reserves are: Green, Davis, Paul, Cousins, Thompson, Harden, Aldridge. East reserves are: Millsap, Bosh, Butler, Wall, Thomas, Drummond and DeRozan."


Popovich is going to use hack-a-drummond in the allstar game, owned.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 01, 2016, 09:42:15 AM
I got 8 consecutive wins, I wonder if I can beat the all-time record of 11 set by Gasol Aslyum in 2012.


Current Losing Streak    Washington Generals                  6


owned
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 01, 2016, 12:40:37 PM
your losing streak is more losses than i will have all season
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 01, 2016, 01:03:25 PM
my team is pretty cool though.  i like it

prob am too far out of the playoffs now to make it but it's a quality team.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 01, 2016, 01:12:34 PM
like do a compare of my teams averages over last 14 days to yours, or last 30 days.  my team is competitive, ive just had so many injuries

http://imgur.com/a/daxsj (http://imgur.com/a/daxsj)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 01, 2016, 03:02:51 PM
westbrook, walker, anthony  and anderson are all better than rudy gay.


those rankings have Ross ahead of Anthony, they're not very good.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 01, 2016, 03:08:53 PM
crosscheck it with basketball monster then.  i see last 30 days have davis 8 and gay 12 there too, better than all of your players.  and here you are first in the league and winner of 8 weeks in a row, and my team stacks up well against yours, im just saying, my team is good, actually, but just has been injured all month :X
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 01, 2016, 05:40:59 PM
 i told you after the draft u had a bunch of injury prone bums.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 02, 2016, 06:37:37 PM
[Wojnarowski] Sources: Warriors serious threat to sign Kevin Durant


what
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 02, 2016, 10:27:40 PM
it's not a real story, it's woj being a blowhard retard again

is it technically possible?  yes.  but he doesn't have anything say source saying durant is actually thinking about it

Quote
Make no mistake: Durant isn’t close to gone in Oklahoma City – no decision, no leaning, sources said –
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 03, 2016, 11:13:16 AM
woj will report things at 3am, people think he doesn't sleep.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 03, 2016, 12:07:26 PM
i like how both Lowry and Derozan won east conf players of the month for January, Durant won the west.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 03, 2016, 12:08:30 PM
https://streamable.com/lrjp


wiggins using kobe's fadeaway against him
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 08, 2016, 06:54:05 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 08, 2016, 08:11:03 PM
Hahaha.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 08, 2016, 09:57:32 PM
https://streamable.com/9f2u
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 09, 2016, 10:40:15 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 10, 2016, 01:40:55 PM
Windhorst: Raptors interested in Young, Faried, and Morris for title run.


I've been hearing Faried to Raptors rumors for like 3 seasons.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 11, 2016, 12:54:32 PM
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wtf!
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 11, 2016, 01:15:56 PM
Towns joined Shaquille O'Neal, Kevin Durant, Carmelo Anthony, LeBron James and Chris Webber as the only players in their 19- or 20-year-old seasons to have at least 35 points, 10 rebounds and three blocks in a game. When asked if he surprises himself with his production, Towns quipped, "I do surprise myself sometimes. Missing two free throws, missing open jump shots."
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 13, 2016, 01:02:22 AM
https://streamable.com/dlbd
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 15, 2016, 07:32:05 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbNelGMWcAEOEDR.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 15, 2016, 10:08:07 PM

RIP
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 16, 2016, 08:41:10 AM
Blood clot
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: EviL~Ryu on February 16, 2016, 10:18:07 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbNelGMWcAEOEDR.jpg)

Heh look black people. [emoji54]


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Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 16, 2016, 10:41:51 AM
Blood clot


damn, career ending
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 16, 2016, 02:47:08 PM
a trade has happened


699673346070355969[/tweet]] (http://[tweet)[/url]
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 16, 2016, 04:08:45 PM
Nice for you (Tobias).  Not the destination I was hoping for for me (Jennings)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 16, 2016, 06:14:46 PM
yea i was reading a blurb about jennings and the writer was acting like he may have gained value, which doesn't make sense. instead of battling with reggie jackson, now he's in a position battle with oladipo and payton. that dumbass who wrote that is probably a jennings owner.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 16, 2016, 06:43:47 PM
Eh, he gains value because Elf won't lock the position down like Reggie Jackson did.  But doesn't gain much value, since he's still got someone presumably ahead of him unless they want Elf to come off the bench for awhile.  Would've liked him to go to one of the teams that just outright has no PG like Knicks or Jazz.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 16, 2016, 06:46:26 PM
was payton starting at pg? oladipo at sg? i don't even know what's going on with the magic.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 16, 2016, 08:57:20 PM
payton starting at pg and depot coming off the bench i tihnk mostly playing sg not sure
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 18, 2016, 10:41:35 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 18, 2016, 02:45:28 PM


what the hell, he was suppose to go to the Raptors.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 18, 2016, 03:03:14 PM
Wizards/Pistons win the deadline
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 18, 2016, 06:29:53 PM
i don't know about the wizards actually, morris is a big headcase. time will tell i guess.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 18, 2016, 08:28:30 PM
He hated Phoenix for trading his brother after having them split a contract, but he's been a good contributor before then
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2016, 10:54:07 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2016, 11:01:13 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/k6MsW77.jpg)

very first NBA poster.


i wonder how many championships Toronto would have if Huskies was never disbanded.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2016, 10:13:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhSdp9kCYAA_z3x.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 01, 2016, 01:20:59 PM
hmm i just noticed something new on yahoo.. when you click no the note beside the player's names there's a "Player History" tab.. pretty cool imo.


here is Teletovic's history


Feb 21 1:05pm   Added by dontcallitacomeback
Jan 21 11:57am   Dropped by MisterMoJam
Jan 14 9:47am   Added by MisterMoJam
Dec 19 10:20am   Dropped by dontcallitacomeback
Dec 3 9:43pm   Added by dontcallitacomeback
Aug 13 12:27am   Added to game


Matt Barne's history


Feb 28 7:34pm   Added by dontcallitacomeback
Feb 24 10:25am   Dropped by DC Divas
Feb 8 10:55am   Added by DC Divas
Jan 28 1:48pm   Dropped by Trader Joe's
Jan 9 9:17pm   Added by Trader Joe's
Dec 29 9:44pm   Dropped by dontcallitacomeback
Dec 19 10:20am   Added by dontcallitacomeback
Dec 16 11:22pm   Dropped by MisterMoJam
Dec 15 12:23pm   Added by MisterMoJam
Aug 13 12:32am   Added to game with position SF
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2016, 01:50:48 PM
Bayless
Mar 1 7:46am   Added by Washington Generals
Feb 11 7:15am   Dropped by Batum Any Cooks
Feb 8 10:24am   Added by Batum Any Cooks
Jan 12 11:11pm   Dropped by MisterMoJam
Dec 29 5:19pm   Added by MisterMoJam
Dec 18 12:38pm   Dropped by Washington Generals
Nov 26 12:45am   Added by Washington Generals
Aug 13 12:25am   Added to game
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 01, 2016, 02:00:28 PM
DeMarre Carroll

Feb 10 9:57pm   Added by dontcallitacomeback
Jan 9 6:40am   Dropped by Trader Joe's
Jan 8 11:13am   Traded from Trader Joe's Jr. to Trader Joe's
Dec 11 12:44pm   Traded from Trader Joe's to Trader Joe's Jr.
Oct 24 3:49pm   Traded from Washington Generals to Trader Joe's
Oct 18 6:00pm   Drafted in the 9th round, 1st pick (97th overall) by Washington Generals
Aug 13 12:33am   Added to game


lol what the hell.. u traded to trader joe's, trader joe's traded to jr, jr traded back to trade joe,then dropped.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2016, 02:25:17 PM
Who knows where he'll end up next
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2016, 12:33:55 PM
The Toronto Raptors are currently 6-1 against the Spurs-Cavs-Clippers-Thunder quartet.


championship time
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 03, 2016, 12:36:25 PM
remember when you were telling me how the Nets had a winning record against the Heat in the regular season?  This is kind of like that.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2016, 04:19:02 PM
Thibodeau to help Warriors with championship defense

lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 07, 2016, 11:37:51 AM
lol dc divas fell to 6th seed, trader joes only 3 games behind her.

it's so close, this is our last week and only 2 teams have clinched a playoff spot.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 09, 2016, 12:26:18 PM
yeah there's a whole logjam of teams that are all tbh pretty good.  it's weird
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 10, 2016, 01:03:54 PM
when the fuck are those stupid fucks at yahoo going to give Giannis PG eligibility already...

Magic Giannis owns
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 10, 2016, 01:11:36 PM
https://streamable.com/6vdk
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 10, 2016, 02:02:34 PM
did he call glass

i guess on shots past halfcourt you usually use the glass is that right or did he just get lucky
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 11, 2016, 12:49:46 PM
lol look at stupid millsap trying to get a layup in the paint with Biyombo there


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXVrPM3CH8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXVrPM3CH8)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 11, 2016, 01:08:01 PM
Devin Booker drops a career-high 35 against Denver, marking his 3rd 30-point game in just the past week.


hmm good rookies this season
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 14, 2016, 02:13:58 PM
another monster triple double from Magic Giannisson last night. It will be difficult for me to redraft him with the 12th pick though.

since i made the trade for him he's had 4 triple doubles, plus one near triple double (one rebound short) so nearly 5 triple doubles, beast as fuck.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 15, 2016, 08:06:15 AM

lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 15, 2016, 11:42:41 AM
michael jordan, scotty pippen, dennis rodman, kobe bryant, shaq, etc etc... these are more than just great players.. they're some of the best players to ever play the game. phil is an overrated bitch.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 15, 2016, 11:47:11 AM
https://streamable.com/not5

"When Curry peaks, his teammates will simply be able to throw the ball at him and it'll ricochet into the hoop."


lawl
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 16, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
lol the bulls fired thibs

(http://i.imgur.com/tVRwP0X.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 16, 2016, 05:53:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLDnceAOdUY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLDnceAOdUY)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 17, 2016, 12:49:54 PM
Canadian Steamrollers has just acquired Ferenc Boross for $ 3 923 600.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 17, 2016, 02:01:06 PM
Lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 17, 2016, 03:12:32 PM
You spent all your team's money to get a guy whose salary you can't afford.  At $85,000, his salary is also $80,000 higher than your fifth starter.  What a disaster.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 18, 2016, 11:34:50 AM
i have  over 3 million banked and my typical weekly net income is 100k , what fuck are you talking about can't afford him, lol.




Passing for PG
Patrick Ringenier ↑popped↑ in Passing from mediocre to average .
Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Passing from atrocious to pitiful .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Handling from strong to proficient .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Passing from proficient to prominent .


owned.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 18, 2016, 11:59:30 AM
well what did they do last week?  my guys popped back to back weeks
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 18, 2016, 12:30:00 PM
Patrick and Jean both popped in Inside Shot last week, Shi Qing is a new player I bought this week.

For the last 3-4 seasons my pops have been pretty good with a cheap advanced trainer. I don't stay at anything longer then 2 weeks, if I don't get pops from all my trainees I'll come back to it later. I didn't think they were all going to pop in passing this week, so now I'm moving on to jump shot.

I don't know how you're getting your flukey pops, must be luck. What have you been training the last 2 weeks and what are u training this week?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 18, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
i trained pressure the last two weeks, this time probably outside shot
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 21, 2016, 01:01:45 PM
i just lost 15k in merch after buying my new player. apparently your fans don't like it if your best players aren't a home grown countrymen.
 
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 21, 2016, 01:06:00 PM
you already knew that though

if i take all my guys off my active roster except for one, will he get training minutes or will his minutes not count
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 21, 2016, 01:47:39 PM
you already knew that though

if i take all my guys off my active roster except for one, will he get training minutes or will his minutes not count

Forfeits
A team that does not dress at least three players will receive a 50-0 forfeit loss. Furthermore, a team that incurs a forfeit will not receive training minutes for that game
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 21, 2016, 01:52:11 PM
okay so i need to dress 3 players got it.  Thanks!
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 21, 2016, 06:52:49 PM
well Batum Any Cooks has somehow managed to field a full lineup for every single day this week... and i'm about to drop Ryan Anderson's bitch ass who is going to get shutdown with AD.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 22, 2016, 08:49:47 AM
But coach Gregg Popovich didn’t blame the NBA schedule makers for the loss. He blamed the Spurs’ ritual after big wins, which on Saturday were lead by veteran Tim Duncan.

“I’m not going to make excuses for them,” Popovich told reporters in Charlotte’s Time Warner Cable Arena after the Spurs fell to the Hornets 91-88. “Saturday, Timmy took them out for some of that room temperature tap water that he uses to celebrate big wins. Maybe he can handle it, but for a lot of guys, you know, that’s too much.”

Popovich, who is known for having a typically prickly demeanor almost smiled, saying, “Heck, I almost joined ’em,” before sternly adding, “now I may need a glass just to calm down.”
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 22, 2016, 12:16:32 PM
Lebron James Unfollowed The Cavs Official Twitter

LeBron asked about unfollowing the Cavs on Twitter and replies "Next question", proceeds to leave press conference before answering the following question

LeBron just followed the Cavs on Instagram



good trolling
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 22, 2016, 12:23:00 PM
how fucking bizarre is this... http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/25486811/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/25486811/overview.aspx)

this doofus in my league has a 114k player he gives a whopping .7 mpg ..

yet he's 3rd in his division with a 7-2 record and 2nd overall in the league in PD...

 if he plays his PG, keeps his team in good game shape, he's probably the best team in the league. or he can sell the pg and save a shitload of money and still be a top 5 team.. basically this guy has brain damage.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 25, 2016, 10:44:33 AM
pop pop
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2016, 12:07:09 PM
Taj Gibson: Hell yeah I'm embarrassed, I don't want to criticize anybody, but we're losing to trash teams
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2016, 12:10:09 PM
   Jump Shot for Forwards
Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from awful to inep


Jean is going to be better than Dean
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 25, 2016, 12:27:01 PM
   Outside Shooting for SG
Laverne Courtney ↑popped↑ in Jump Range from inept to mediocre .
Lampros Aggelopoulos ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from respectable to strong .

My guys are training too fastm, their salaries are going to be expensive next season.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2016, 12:42:52 PM
only 3 weeks now ? pretty good pops for competent. what are the heights of your trainees?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 25, 2016, 12:48:26 PM
6'4 and 6'0 for those guys

other guy who didn't pop is 6'3 but he's only a Star so he may not train as fast
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2016, 12:50:18 PM
potential has no effect on speed until the cap is reached.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 25, 2016, 12:51:01 PM
Once you get close to the cap though,
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2016, 12:52:18 PM
i got much better game shape this week and average DMI is higher than it's ever been - because i'm actually focusing on it now. i think i can make the finals in this worthless league even with my shitty roster.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2016, 12:58:05 PM
kind of annoyed Shi Qingming didn't pop, he's only pitiful jump shot so i figured he'd have popped this week.. but maybe training JS for forwards is slower training for a 5'11 player, than training JS  for guards?? patrick not popping isn't surprising he's 7'1, js training is slow for these tall guys.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 25, 2016, 02:05:11 PM
I think short guys should pop handling easier but not the other guard skills and big guys should pop rebounding and blocking.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 27, 2016, 07:26:46 PM
if i want to keep willie-caulie stein what round is he kept at? he wasn't drafted, he was a waiver pickup.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 31, 2016, 10:42:48 AM
then it's wherever his pre-season ranking places him.  like if he's rank 6 he would be round 1, if he's rank 15 he would be round 2 etc.  same situation I was in with Whiteside last year and Booker this season.  So hope Yahoo ranks them like 200

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 31, 2016, 12:16:39 PM
I was about to post that picture.


My keepers are likely to be: 
Kemba Walker 4th round
Tobias Harris 7th round
Jordan Clarkson 10th round
Caldwell-Pope 11th round

yea I may not keep Cauley-Stein anyways... I might have an issue next season lol, no legit first rounders at the 12th pick.


Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 01, 2016, 01:06:29 PM
Jump Shot for Forwards
Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Jump Range from awful to inept .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from pitiful to awful .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Inside Shot from mediocre to average .
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 02, 2016, 11:21:58 PM
I'm actually shocked at how well the Raptors played in San Antonio tonight.. Casey rested both Lowry and DeRozan and Powell and Wright stepped up huge... It took a combined 64 pts from Leonard and Aldridge to beat the Raptors tonight.. Leonard actually had a career high in points and tied his career high in assists..

 Raptors new d-league team is paying off for the rooks.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 04, 2016, 03:03:48 PM
looks like you wouldve lost to isiahs
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 04, 2016, 03:04:31 PM
Jump Shot for Forwards
Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Jump Range from awful to inept .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from pitiful to awful .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Inside Shot from mediocre to average .
4/1/2016   Jump Shot for PG / SG
Fabien Levert ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from strong to proficient .
Danny Gray ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from average to respectable .
Danny Gray ↑popped↑ in Jump Range from inept to mediocre .
Laverne Courtney ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from average to respectable .
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 04, 2016, 03:12:32 PM
looks like you wouldve lost to isiahs


i don't know, i would have streamed more players if i was playing isaiah.

anyways wasn't him winning pretty much expected before the draft even started? lol. he had PG @ rd 11 and the second pick which he used on Curry.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 04, 2016, 03:13:53 PM
Jump Shot for Forwards
Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Jump Range from awful to inept .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from pitiful to awful .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Inside Shot from mediocre to average .
4/1/2016   Jump Shot for PG / SG
Fabien Levert ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from strong to proficient .
Danny Gray ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from average to respectable .
Danny Gray ↑popped↑ in Jump Range from inept to mediocre .
Laverne Courtney ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from average to respectable .

how are you getting all these pops with competent bullshit trainer..
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 06, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
https://streamable.com/gdbx


Towns is the best player in the league as a rookie



The Wolves just snapped the Warriors' streak of 114 straight wins when leading by 15+ at any point
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 06, 2016, 11:02:29 AM
Omg the Warriors... the record... noo
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 08, 2016, 10:12:35 AM
70 wins
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 08, 2016, 10:40:51 AM
didnt log into buzzerbeater for a week, heard it was allstar break though so figured now was the time

4/8/2016   Stamina for Team Training
Roque López Obregón ↑popped↑ in Stamina from average to respectable .
Shannon Seitz ↑popped↑ in Stamina from strong to proficient .
Fabien Levert ↑popped↑ in Stamina from inept to mediocre .
Danny Gray ↑popped↑ in Stamina from average to respectable .
Laverne Courtney ↑popped↑ in Stamina from mediocre to average .
McKinley Villarreal ↑popped↑ in Stamina from inept to mediocre .
Cole Looney ↑popped↑ in Stamina from awful to inept .
Parker Navarro ↑popped↑ in Stamina from awful to inept .
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 08, 2016, 12:14:47 PM
    Passing for PG
   Patrick Ringenier ↑popped↑ in Passing from average to respectable .
   Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Handling from awful to inept .
   Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Passing from pitiful to awful .


only got 2 guys training minutes because of the shorter week. i believe passing is height neutral.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 11, 2016, 11:38:06 AM

Bulls missed the playoffs because Jimmy Butler made a comment after a game early in the season.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 12, 2016, 12:55:25 PM
https://streamable.com/xjvr

what if seth becomes better than steph
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 12, 2016, 01:00:30 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 12, 2016, 01:03:07 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 12, 2016, 10:24:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZZVRjNQ.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 13, 2016, 05:49:12 PM






Towns and Wiggins coached by Thibs.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 14, 2016, 09:35:15 AM
heh nice Kobe scores 60 pts to finish off his career.  GSW break the Bulls record and finish with 73-9.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 14, 2016, 09:42:34 PM
and curry got the 400 threes which i was rooting for for some reason
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 15, 2016, 09:18:08 AM
Jump Shot for PG / SG
Ferenc Boross ↑popped↑ in Driving from tremendous to wondrous .
Artur Fadrowski ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from inept to mediocre .
Artur Fadrowski ↑popped↑ in Passing from prominent to prolific .
Patrick Ringenier ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from prominent to prolific .
Jean Denoncourt ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from inept to mediocre .
Shi Qingming ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from awful to inept .


lol random pops from guys who never got close to 48+ training minutes
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 15, 2016, 05:59:09 PM


Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 18, 2016, 06:09:13 PM
[Wojnarowski] Thibodeau aggressively pursuing Wolves job, seeks full team control



The Sacramento coaching job is open, but Thibodeau has no interest in the Kings’ organization, sources said.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 21, 2016, 06:00:20 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2016, 09:44:09 AM
https://streamable.com/z847

NORMAN POWELL
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2016, 11:18:06 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2016, 01:24:31 PM


garbage retard with a 'don't tread on my t-shirt' and some chick who keeps staring at cruz like she's hypnotized
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2016, 03:47:32 PM
the lady is staring at him because shes freaked the fuck out by him calling it a basketball ring
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2016, 05:35:25 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 29, 2016, 12:12:55 PM
The Toronto Raptors have the worst eFG on wide open (6+ feet from defender) in the playoffs, they were 2nd in the NBA in the regular season.


Raptors are missing a ton of open looks in this series.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 03, 2016, 08:24:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJEoEQvNO6s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJEoEQvNO6s)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 03, 2016, 09:48:12 AM
so many no calls at the end of that game, owned
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 03, 2016, 11:15:03 AM
dion waiters invented fouling by the inbounding player
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 04, 2016, 09:56:05 AM
https://streamable.com/hcau


https://gfycat.com/PleasedSphericalBaldeagle

.... owned.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 06, 2016, 10:38:43 AM
I like how stupid fuck Casey runs all these plays for DeFrozen and fat Lowry like they're Westbrook and Durant, meanwhile superstar Jonas is never gets plays for him or fed the ball nearly as much as he needs to


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5qDWPjhtrA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5qDWPjhtrA)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 06, 2016, 07:25:58 PM


Jonas has been the best player in the series and gets no plays drawn for him
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 07, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
Lalw, this series is insanity. Raptors take a 2-1 lead. I don't know if Foonat is watching, but I've nearly drank myself to death every game.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 07, 2016, 08:14:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aavnARX.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 11, 2016, 11:14:47 AM
DeFrozen is the worst player in the postseason.

Lowry's shot has been off but he does other things, plays defense, makes plays etc..
(He is shooting 33 percent from the floor and 20 per cent from three-point range. This is worse than even the most pessimistic Raptors fan would have imagined before the playoffs started. And still, in the scant 110 minutes he has been on the bench, the Raptors have been outscored by 26.5 points per 100 possessions. The offence falls apart without him (82.9 compared to 100.2 with him playing), and the defence is not far behind.)

When DeFrozen's shot is off (majority of the postseason) he's totally useless and a huge detriment to the team

(The Raptors are scoring 101.3 points per 100 possessions when DeRozan is on the bench, compared to 95.5 when he is on the floor. And this is a player whose main value is on that end.)]


and yet still somehow the Raptors manage to be only 2 wins away from the ECF, probably only 1 win away had Jonas not been injured...
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 12, 2016, 10:51:33 AM
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYUtKqoVPcs#)


legendary



(http://www.koat.com/image/view/-/39235422/highRes/2/-/h/300/maxh/300/maxw/400/w/400/-/1172hlx/-/Bismack-Biyombo-jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 13, 2016, 05:36:26 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 13, 2016, 06:18:10 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 16, 2016, 10:28:33 AM
/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CijEhwcVEAAKwkw.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CijFUFGU4AERd87.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CijH2TWXAAANtyH.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 16, 2016, 11:04:15 AM
hey jonx i just interviewed another prospect in buzzerbeater and he's even better than the other guy id found
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 16, 2016, 01:15:02 PM
how can u be better than 5/5
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 16, 2016, 01:27:21 PM
so i changed my mind and decided to scout, found absolute garbage. only two 18 year old 5 ball star ratings with trash potential. the rest of the 5 balls are 19 year olds. might as well draft a 19 year old since the 18 year olds look trash.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 16, 2016, 01:48:44 PM
this guy is also 5-5 but he's got an A grade instead of A-

i will probably draft them both.  one HoFer and one ATG

(http://i.imgur.com/vH5Oymm.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 16, 2016, 05:07:44 PM
why is your draft 10 billion times better than mine
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 16, 2016, 05:24:42 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 16, 2016, 06:03:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/t0YZwWH.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 17, 2016, 09:55:38 AM


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 17, 2016, 05:34:43 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 17, 2016, 06:33:28 PM
I wonder what pick Raptors are going to get for this guy


(https://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/andrea-bargnani.gif)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 19, 2016, 01:04:44 PM
bidding on a superior trainer with $18.9k salary, price went over $600,000
instead bought an advanced trainer with a $13.7k salary for $10,000

my current guy was competent with salary at $10k now.  nice upgrade for basically no cost.  getting a cheap superior trainer costs an arm and a leg
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 19, 2016, 01:40:07 PM
people like overbidding on trainers. i've learned you don't need anything better than advanced, but superior isn't bad if you can find a cheap one. anything higher is just a waste of money.

my advanced trainer is up to $ 13 865 now, i got him when he was 11k.. i'll probably replace him sometime next season.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 19, 2016, 05:51:27 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 19, 2016, 06:19:41 PM
good company
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 21, 2016, 11:09:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/46PZeI2.jpg)

CHOKE HIM OUT BRUH
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 22, 2016, 12:29:46 AM
https://gfycat.com/EllipticalHospitableDutchshepherddog
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 11:28:53 AM
i got a hall of famer but im not that excited about it
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 11:50:20 AM
he only has 43 skill points.  wtf they graded him out as an A.  this allstar potential dude i drafted has 49 skill points

i got a perennial allstar 7 footer (one of the scrub teams got the 7'2 guy i had above him) w/ 43 skill points also.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 12:56:34 PM
(http://lien.buzzer-manager.com/vp8jd0xjujrwdh0ug33uzj78827frs6c76mcx8ljj14maw5hr01gazf8tdfa.png)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 12:59:06 PM
lol wtf.  57 skill points

and my guy was graded 5 balls and an A.  yet he's not even close to that dude.  what an asshole
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 01:03:28 PM
he only has 43 skill points.  wtf they graded him out as an A.  this allstar potential dude i drafted has 49 skill points

i got a perennial allstar 7 footer (one of the scrub teams got the 7'2 guy i had above him) w/ 43 skill points also.
so all three players you got are good trainees , especially the 18 year old hofer.

i bought an 18 year old canadian hofer and his starting skill pts were probably in the lower 30s... i had to pay 500k to get him.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 01:04:18 PM
lol wtf.  57 skill points

and my guy was graded 5 balls and an A.  yet he's not even close to that dude.  what an asshole

Brian Wilson had an A+ grade rating.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 01:10:58 PM
all my rookies suck dick, i want brian wilson
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 01:26:33 PM
he's only an allstar, he'll be capped in 3 seasons max.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 03:06:24 PM
this guy is also 5-5 but he's got an A grade instead of A-

i will probably draft them both.  one HoFer and one ATG

([url]http://i.imgur.com/vH5Oymm.png[/url])

turns out my 2nd rd pick was the guy i ranked 6th, so not even on this list.  i assumed it was the guy ranked 4th cuz hes also 7', doh.  that said i did get the highest potential d00d in the draft
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 03:14:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vH5Oymm.png)
player 33 went to me, 5th pick - HOF
player 22 went to german bozos, 6th pick - MVP
player 30 went to LA thugs, 3rd pick - perennial allstar
there was a 6'3 superstar that went 11th, not sure where i ranked that guy
player 44 went 13th.  only 6th man potential, lucky i whiffed on that one
player 10 went 15th.  only 6th man potential, another lucky whiff.

so in all i was pretty lucky i guess, only problem is that at only 43 skill pointers my HoFer is an unrefined bitch, high potential low skill
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 03:17:20 PM
LA Thugs only got his franchise 3 days ago, i wonder if you do start with scouting points.  also he got relegated into a different league in the same division lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 03:22:45 PM
oh my god, i just clicked the transfer list... saw this:

Transfer Ads
R. Honeycutt (Age: 37)
Salary: $ 21 699
Price: $ 120 000
Deadline: 5/24/2016 2:17:05 PM
Jump Shot: wondrous
Outside Def.: sensational
Free Throw: prolific
Handling: prolific
"!!!!!"

was like, wonder if that's roger honeycutt, the guy i drafted and trained long ago...

it is.
http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/17737827/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/17737827/overview.aspx)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: EviL~Ryu on May 23, 2016, 04:38:37 PM
oh my god, i just clicked the transfer list... saw this:

Transfer Ads
R. Honeycutt (Age: 37)
Salary: $ 21 699
Price: $ 120 000
Deadline: 5/24/2016 2:17:05 PM
Jump Shot: wondrous
Outside Def.: sensational
Free Throw: prolific
Handling: prolific
"!!!!!"

was like, wonder if that's roger honeycutt, the guy i drafted and trained long ago...

it is.
[url]http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/17737827/overview.aspx[/url] ([url]http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/17737827/overview.aspx[/url])



You say "oh my god" a lot like a little old lady [emoji58]
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 05:14:32 PM
LA Thugs only got his franchise 3 days ago, i wonder if you do start with scouting points.  also he got relegated into a different league in the same division lol
you don't. that guy just got lucky, there wasn't a whole lot of people scouting in the league.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 05:23:14 PM
oh my god, i just clicked the transfer list... saw this:

Transfer Ads
R. Honeycutt (Age: 37)
Salary: $ 21 699
Price: $ 120 000
Deadline: 5/24/2016 2:17:05 PM
Jump Shot: wondrous
Outside Def.: sensational
Free Throw: prolific
Handling: prolific
"!!!!!"

was like, wonder if that's roger honeycutt, the guy i drafted and trained long ago...

it is.
[url]http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/17737827/overview.aspx[/url] ([url]http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/17737827/overview.aspx[/url])


look at his salary now after the updates lol. he has sensational experience.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 06:11:24 PM
i bid on him.  if i get him i can put him in my hall of fame or whatever now.

(http://i.imgur.com/wGduIql.png)
lol i rage fired this bitch and now i cant get him back
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 06:42:22 PM
wtf, he's a guard and has solid stats in all the guard categories.. he's 18 and a hall of famer. what the fuck are you doing.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 06:48:07 PM
god damn that free throw is a pain in the ass though. not sure how buzzerbeater hasn't figured out yet that jumpshot/range and free throws should be closely related. how does mediocre range and atrocious free throw shooting makes any sense
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2016, 07:08:27 PM
i wouldn't be surprised if u had put that guard on the market and he sold for over 1 million. you're a dumbass.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 23, 2016, 08:17:16 PM
give me brian wilson
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2016, 12:02:08 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2016, 12:02:33 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2016, 12:12:09 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2016, 09:21:49 AM
Canada's U21 manager mails me, jacking off to Brian Wilson

Quote
1) He is a great 18 year old player that could make our Canada U21 team. Please do not waste him. (*** through about 30 players now, he is #1 TSP with 57 ***)

2) Please write back with your intention to train him or sell him. If you intend to sell, I'll help find a good Canadian manager to buy. Thanks!

3) Please play your new trainee 48 min Thursday and train him in something Friday. (or team train so he gets free throws or stamina.)

4) For U21 chances, please train EVERY WEEK single position where single position is offered, or sell to someone experienced in training. Our U21 needs quality players!

5) At 6'8 and those starting skills, best suited for SF or PF! Any preference?

6) What's your trainer level?
7) Any questions about training?
8 ) feel free to BBmail anything about BB or U21!

9) If non supporter, watch your "characters left" in the bottom right hand box when you reply. Thanks!

10) I'll send a training plan and feedback based on your answers pronto!
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 24, 2016, 11:50:25 AM
Yeah he can definitely make U21 and then get capped shortly after.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 24, 2016, 12:22:22 PM
I like how they write to you like ur a huge newb
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2016, 12:44:39 PM
the funny thing is i've already had patrick and another dude on the u21 and corresponded with him about those players, he forgets me already. it's probably a shitty generic post he gives to anyone with a prospect.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 24, 2016, 01:20:08 PM
not totally generic, (*** through about 30 players now, he is #1 TSP with 57 ***), he confirmed the player's the best player in canada he's seen so far
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2016, 01:22:14 PM
imagine he was a hofer
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2016, 01:52:40 PM
check out what this raptors fan said


"I drove home after the game with my shirt off while swinging my Lowry jersey out the side window and blasting Mortal Kombat soundtrack at the same time....

Cocaine and hookers fellas - cocaine and hookers."
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 25, 2016, 01:11:42 PM
PLEASE NOTE: Due to a mistake in calculation, the player salaries have been initially calculated too low. A recalculation has been done and salaries are updated to levels more similar to last seasons.


retards
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 26, 2016, 05:46:52 PM
1st team:
- LeBron James
- Kawhi Leonard
- DeAndre Jordan
- Stephen Curry
- Russell Westbrook
2nd Team:
- Kevin Durant
- Draymond Green
- DeMarcus Cousins
- Chris Paul
- Damian Lillard
3rd Team:
- Paul George
- LaMarcus Aldridge
- Andre Drummond
- Klay Thompson
- Kyle Lowry


Durant and DeAndre should be flipped...


there's only 4 eastern conference players on these lists and 3 of them are on the third team.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 02, 2016, 01:51:23 PM
   6/2/2016 - Canadian Steamrollers has just acquired Maxime Godard for $ 1 367 300.

http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/26364242/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/26364242/overview.aspx)

6/2/2016 - Canadian Steamrollers has just acquired Daniel Deisig for $ 2 991 600.

http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/36748334/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/36748334/overview.aspx)


championship time?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 02, 2016, 03:10:58 PM
You're going to go bankrupt, you stupid newb.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 02, 2016, 05:24:14 PM
i'm making a positive net weekly income and i have 600k banked, what the fuck are you talking about.

this daniel deisig guy already has 48+ training minutes, that would own if he popped
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 09, 2016, 11:21:15 AM
Love still undefeated in playoff games in Ohio, discuss
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 09, 2016, 11:23:07 AM
im playing a good team in my cup game but im gonna go crunch time and hope he plays his backups lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 13, 2016, 11:43:16 AM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 13, 2016, 11:47:05 AM
lmao
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 14, 2016, 10:34:24 AM

    James: 16/30, 41 PTS, 16 REB, 7 AST, 3 STL, 3 BLK

    Irving: 17/24, 41 PTS, 3 REB, 6 AST, 2 STL, 1 BLK



Kevin Love: 2 PTS, 3 REB, 31 minutes.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 17, 2016, 08:38:39 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1GT1JwT.jpg)

lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: foonat on June 17, 2016, 01:24:02 PM
Kevin Love looks awkward as fuck every time he's on the court
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2016, 05:29:07 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2016, 05:30:13 PM

do u think lebron stays if they lost?
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2016, 05:31:15 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 22, 2016, 07:01:03 PM
derrick rose got traded to the knicks too
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2016, 07:06:35 PM
already posted it pg 33
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 23, 2016, 01:46:35 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 23, 2016, 06:15:26 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 23, 2016, 06:49:43 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 24, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
uh oh patrick didn't pop in 2 weeks.. the cap is kicking in.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 24, 2016, 11:56:11 AM
In the last 4 months, ORL has essentially traded Tobias Harris + Oladipo + 11th pick for a 2-month rental of Jennings and a 1-year rental of Serge Ibaka


lmfao
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 30, 2016, 04:44:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pREvAE0.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 30, 2016, 06:20:31 PM
saw that awhile ago.. Henson doesn't even get minutes.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2016, 10:50:53 AM


this deal seems pretty bad for a guy who just gets hurt all the time.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2016, 11:07:25 AM


jack can't believe he got waived for a bitch like jeremy lin
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2016, 05:14:42 PM
Solomon Hill Agrees To Four-Year, $52M Deal With Pelicans

Evan Turner has reached agreement on a four-year, $75M deal with Portland

what the fuck
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2016, 07:04:13 PM
Mike Conley, Grizzlies Agree Upon Five-Year, $153M Deal (Richest in NBA history):
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: foonat on July 01, 2016, 08:38:08 PM
wildest FA ever

did u see mozgov's contract LOL
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 01, 2016, 10:51:21 PM
NBA is so freaking rich
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: foonat on July 01, 2016, 10:57:30 PM
i think all the major sports (NBA, NFL, MLB) are, NBA just has the least number of players per team
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 02, 2016, 11:00:38 AM
NBA is so freaking rich


NFL is the most profitable sports league, yet pays their players a fraction of a fraction what NBA players get. It's a criminal org.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 04, 2016, 11:46:14 AM
a top 3 player in the league just joined a team coming off an historic 73 win season that was one game away from winning a championship ... let that shit sink in  ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 04, 2016, 01:13:53 PM
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: foonat on July 04, 2016, 02:03:26 PM
a top 3 player in the league just joined a team coming off an historic 73 win season that was one game away from winning a championship ... let that shit sink in  ;D ;D
pretty absurd. can hand them the title, barring injuries (to multiple players)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 04, 2016, 05:54:04 PM
gotta be the most absurd free agency move of all time in any american sport.  if they lose everyone iwll laugh at him and if they win everyone will hate and discredit him.  way crazier than the decision which at least was forming something new instead of joining a team that already set the all-time win record just last season (and that beat durant's team in the playoffs).
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 11, 2016, 03:32:51 PM
raptors finally got a legit 4 that can stretch the floor

lol
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 11, 2016, 03:33:17 PM
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Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 11, 2016, 06:24:49 PM
raptors finally got a legit 4 that can stretch the floor

lol

Jared Sullinger Agrees To One-Year, $6M Deal With Raptors

solid player, but what the fuck is he doing insulting patrick patterson like that, owned.

this is a pretty good signing, not the best case scenario, (gasol, horford, milsap) but far from the worst (dedmon, random d-league bitch)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 12, 2016, 10:45:32 AM


rofl fuck the pigs
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 12, 2016, 10:57:47 AM
Hahaha. 

"they want accountability for one of our cops that murdered an innocent man in front of his fiancee and child"
"thats it, im walking out"
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 15, 2016, 10:34:25 AM
Free agent Anthony Bennett has reached agreement on a two-year minimum deal with Brooklyn, sources tell The Vertical. First year guarantee.

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 15, 2016, 10:43:31 AM
how
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 15, 2016, 10:48:39 AM

lol.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 15, 2016, 01:51:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mjcV212.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 28, 2016, 08:38:56 AM
https://streamable.com/yjv7
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 01, 2016, 11:13:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3L6vR4U.png)


lol.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 10, 2016, 06:49:08 PM
The U.S is down 49-54 to Australia at half, Durant has more turnovers than points, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 18, 2016, 05:53:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vf0eeje.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 18, 2016, 06:49:17 PM
([url]http://i.imgur.com/3L6vR4U.png[/url])


lol.

they're all old though and no elite potential

i went through with doing that weird scouting of jump range/passing.  but the only other thing i did was the group demonstration of guys rated 1 or 2 ball.  so ive uncovered some possible nuggets but i have no age/potential information on them. 

i have one guy with strong jump range and strong passing.  unscouted
one guy mediocre jump range and strong passing.  hes a 5 ball pg but dont know more than that
another guy strong range/average passing, unscouted
a 5 baller who is respectable/respectable
another who is average/average.

makes me wish i had more scouting points though
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 18, 2016, 10:25:40 PM
they don't need elite potential. being 19 with a+ grade and 5 star rating means they'll immediately be able to make an impact and potentially help me stay in div.ii.. pretty much the type of player i need right now. i'm not working on a national team player atm.

i don't really understand why you would want to scout that other nonsense. all u really need to know star rating,  potential, grade rating , age and height.

Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 18, 2016, 11:15:29 PM
i got an A rated HOF guy last draft and he sucked
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 19, 2016, 10:38:56 AM
all of these guys are A+ like Brian Wilson was
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 22, 2016, 10:08:17 AM
guy with strong/strong passing/range is only 2 ball potential >:(
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 22, 2016, 10:57:29 AM
why are u scouting their attributes before potential., should scout + interview first.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 22, 2016, 11:29:11 AM
it scouts everyones attributes at once
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 22, 2016, 11:53:55 AM
i'd rather know potential first before giving a shit about what their attributes are. that shit i'll probably never scout unless i save up like 200 scouting points and want to burn them.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 23, 2016, 02:19:36 PM
"I think we have a chance to win every game, and in the league, that’s rare." -- Derrick Rose
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 23, 2016, 04:42:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IBQL7w7.png)

Patrick:
(http://i.imgur.com/O6I5e6v.png)

Loic:
(http://i.imgur.com/ESxI98a.png)

Tuna:
(http://i.imgur.com/XD4u1SA.png)

I think Patrick was MVP imo
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 23, 2016, 04:52:32 PM

lol @ Lowry being Team USA's best defensive player. Lowry owns all these scrubs.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 23, 2016, 06:40:36 PM
kyrie irving sucks and klay is better than durant, confirmed
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 29, 2016, 04:20:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MswKLSm.png)

not bad imo
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on August 29, 2016, 05:50:08 PM
Lol I don't know how the hell your draft had such good players *and* you got to draft them since you probably had last pick.

The hofer is good, 2 points better than my Hofer who I trained last season.  The superstar is good too.  I got a superstar 19yo but only  46 skills points
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 29, 2016, 06:46:15 PM
i said having the last pick was meaningless because of the inactive league i was in.

like what is this guy following me to div.II for http://www.buzzerbeater.com/team/25047/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/team/25047/overview.aspx)

he lost in his match vs the guy i rekt in the finals.

also my old enemy devildogs is in this division.


jeeze looking at some of these bums, i'll be in naismith in no time.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 29, 2016, 07:09:28 PM
um so how did the flying elbows not advance to div.ii but haylors did?
http://www.buzzerbeater.com/league/139/overview.aspx?season=35 (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/league/139/overview.aspx?season=35)

yea he had a 21-1 record but lost to flying elbows in the semifinals. rofl.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 30, 2016, 10:19:24 AM
lmfao, didn't take long from the u21 manager to start bugging me about my epic rookies.
Title: Re: nba 2015-2016 season
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 02, 2016, 12:13:32 PM
Player Salaries Floor:   $ 189 748