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Offline jessu001

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A 'War2' Poem
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:54:32 AM »
From a peon, not to be dismissed; from a lone peon, who inherited bliss

O peon who watched other peons secretly steal gold
11 is not 65k anymore so I am told
But counting real still
You can see a peon get its thrill
By taking 5k gold into his mill
And burying it deep -- what is now a high little hill


Explanation of Poem (Added at a later date)
on this map called 'garden of war.pud' there is at 11 (11 o'clock position) a mine that contains 5k (5 thousand) more gold than the other starting mines (11 has 65k; all the other 'starting position mines' contain 60k). The peons in the poem have used this opportunity to steal the 5k without the player noticing, since the player is so used to mining 60k from the other starting mines (11 only has a 1 in 8 chance of being the starting location of the player, ceteris paribus), while supplying themselves with income by hiding the 5k under the lumber mill, which has become so destined for the nefarious project, that it is now a high hill of buried gold.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 02:17:17 AM by jessu001 »

Offline shesycompany

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Re: A 'War2' Poem
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2016, 04:49:11 AM »
nope just checked that spot still 65k.
i wonder why though hell of a better spot than keypad 1 and 1/2 < -- still get kicked  ;D