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Messages - Lambchops

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1) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: Today at 01:56:57 AM »
We have a number of eligible candidates for the program, and could use more uteri. If you or someone you know wishes to donate a uterus, please inform the breeding program head of operations.

Sadly, I seem to have misplaced my uterus. I thought it was in the shed next to the lawnmower but when I looked it was gone. I have also checked down the back of the couch and under the fridge, but no luck. Should it turn up some time I will be renting out space on a month-by-month basis, and will post contact details here.

2) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 22, 2018, 12:46:49 PM »
... the external and a few impressive video game moves...

You heard it here first folks.... pb has some impressive moves!  ;)

3) Mods & Development / Re: [TUTORIAL]PUD Reversing
« on: April 22, 2018, 03:21:22 AM »
Probably SMF garbage collection (dead links).

4) Cartography & Custom Maps / Re: Hey Stop That!.pud
« on: April 22, 2018, 03:12:40 AM »

Half-baked idea I had. If it works it will be because of all the time and thought Nedro put into it.

After the apology I just copy and pasted a bunch of the best sentences from tk posts and moved everything around so it kinda made sense. There were too many good ones though so it wasn't very well done. Lambchops scratches his head.... He's an embarrassment, and I'm sick of copping flack just because he's an Australian. I normally don't bite on such obvious trolling, all the regular players are used to his crap, but he actually had some hapless noob believing him for about 10 minutes today....

1) You're a dick.
2) You're a complete dick.
3) OMG what a dick.
4) if 57907 is 1110001000110011 and that actually equals -7629..
    then how can we represent the actual number 57907 as a
    16-bit integer
5) Your head.
6) I still use my original wc2bne CD not war2combat so obviously, you're a dick.
7) You're an ugly, creepy dick.
8 )How the hell do you know I ate corn yesterday? Are you some kind of weirdo stalker too?
9) Did I mention you're a dick?

... and BTW why cant I work out how to imbed YT on here?..... is that just cos I'm stupid, or do I need some sort of privilage?

Wow, I have a stalker. That's almost kind of flattering. Sad that it's so poorly executed, which reduces it to just kinda creepy. You're up to 32 posts on that account now, I never knew you cared so much.

hf smoking crack you wierdo :)

6) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 20, 2018, 08:00:54 PM »
I would urge you to exercise due caution with regards to laundering socks separately and causing various shading/discoloration patterns, making correcting these dangerous habits even more unachievable, as the existence of true, correct pairs will cease altogether, lending your future to nothing but misfortune and catastrophe.

OMG it's true, my life sucks, but I never realised it was the socks. Why oh why did nobody warn me before it was too late?  :(

7) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 20, 2018, 07:02:50 AM »
Socks are awesome.

I consider myself something of a sock aficionado. I have always encouraged people to gift me socks for birthdays/christmas if they have no other ideas. I insist on a specific brand of good quality socks - a thick wool/poly blend. Very comfortable, practical and effective.

I always put on 2 socks - one on either foot, and I try to match them in age/wear/thickness, but often not color. In fact once they have been through the wash an uneven number of times, even those that were originally pairs no longer look that way.

If I'm wearing short pants I do try to not look totally stupid, but when I'm in long pants i don't even think about the colors.

So really I'm very glad the Elvis suit came with matching socks ;D

good informative article and very well written gj

Yeah. I agree with most of it.

Although its 2018. Things like open, accepted racism will automatically cause a real percentage of people to instantly leave and go elsewhere, so if we are trying to grow the server we should try to avoid these things.

Honestly all the "negro" talk that a few people seem to like is, if nothing else, just boring and unimaginative. It doesn't really upset me personally, it just makes me cringe with embarassment when I see my peers doing it.

If you feel like watching a replay but don't want to watch all of them, I really liked Game 10, a great finale to the series!

Yeah gg that

10) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 19, 2018, 07:41:05 AM »
What's wrong with my socks?

11) Server.War2.ru / Re: Custom Map Recognition!
« on: April 19, 2018, 07:38:02 AM »
Yes, you are right a new map takes time to be completed! It takes time to create, beta test, and to improve.
But this is happening daily lately!

Maps from Shepherd, Nedro and XBremer and others are being played and improved often!
The problem is that further than a few people that recognize that by playing and helping these map makers the community stays dark!

So where are the forum posts about these new maps? And who is beta testing? As I said, I am putting down a lot of hours into developing balanced maps, and does just get small response from community. And I've been a regular player for Warcraft 2 since the early days. I love this effort with trying to get better maps to war2, but the maps posted here so far is not really balanced. Although they could be! But there is a long way to go still...

Try start location -> random

ta-da! balanced.

12) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 18, 2018, 02:51:38 AM »
holy “Oatmeal? Are you crazy?" i wanna move in with lamb that sounds exciting!

nah, trust me you really don't.

Getting covered in some grotty meth-head's sweat and blood is just gross. :blank:

Wait until I have somewhere decent to live and then visit .

13) Comradely & Loving Discussion Zone / Re: Raimis waves goodbye.
« on: April 17, 2018, 06:36:21 AM »
Get fit, have fun, make friends and come back soon.

The armed forces can be an excellent experience - just try to stay out of any actual wars...


14) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 16, 2018, 11:18:37 PM »
Okay lol, I wasn't even *defending* PB. Say one thing I said that was "defending" him.

I was defending the honor of France and the merits of education, sheesh.

I don't disagree with banning inappropriate akas at all, no matter whose they are.

I'd happily defend pb, although not that particular screen name. Usually I enjoy his company when he's in a good mood, and I certianly wouldn't want to see him banned from the game. 

BTW: thats a terrible photo of me Baby, why didn't you post the one where im wearing my leopard-print Elvis suit?

15) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 15, 2018, 11:30:06 PM »
Entertaining letter lambchops, just you wrote the wrong date on there. It's 2018!

Damnit am I still doing that? lol oh well Terry will like that, it's an excuse for him not to do anything.

The rangehood above the stove here plugs into 240v socket on the wall next to it, which was all dodgey and broken. A while back one of the guys here got up on the kitchen bench to try to make it work and got a good shock that threw him accross the room. Because there was a safety issue Terry had to do something official, so he sent round an "electrician" who put a new front plate on the socket then just cut the cord off the rangehood and left.... problem solved ;D

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