We have a number of eligible candidates for the program, and could use more uteri. If you or someone you know wishes to donate a uterus, please inform the breeding program head of operations.
Sadly, I seem to have misplaced my uterus. I thought it was in the shed next to the lawnmower but when I looked it was gone. I have also checked down the back of the couch and under the fridge, but no luck. Should it turn up some time I will be renting out space on a month-by-month basis, and will post contact details here.