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Server.War2.ru / Re: Thats the real question about war2...
« Last post by Tolean on April 23, 2018, 04:38:11 PM »
I always felt that peons are much more aggresive than they look like at first look. Fcking peons.... Ruin this game...
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Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« Last post by BabyShark on April 23, 2018, 03:54:49 PM »
@UppityAdm1n

Okay, yes, there is a baby, but no baby carriage and no K I S S I N G.

PB's baby will be worn in a W2 logo-infused on--the-body baby carrier for optimal bonding. We are a stoller-free operation.

After meeting the strict requirements of the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program and being approved by the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program Approval Committee after sample testing, PB was generous enough to send ample quantities of fresh samples. His kind offer to save money on the IVF procedures and personally install a sample was a thoughtful gesture but it was decided that utmost professional measures must be taken to ensure complete professionalism in the process of assembling and raising the first ever W2 Breeding Program Baby.

We need to decide on a name, but can't choose:

PaperShark
BabyBoy (it could be a girl...PaperGirl?)
Sample 1 Product
Can-We-Raise-Number-of-Pauses-Per-Game-3-Is-Too-Few
^~^ (not sure how to pronounce :( )

We have a number of eligible candidates for the program, and could use more uteri. If you or someone you know wishes to donate a uterus, please inform the breeding program head of operations. Sadly we couldn't get the number one choice of the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program Approval Committee. Player F was unavailable.
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Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« Last post by BabyShark on April 23, 2018, 03:39:09 PM »
I was so inspired by your water bottle shoes Igog.

Reusing is so economically and environmentally friendly; we should all embrace these most excellent aims to the best of our abilities.

I couldn't quite get mine to work as well for actually walking. :(

But on the plus side, anytime hydration for any urgent need was readily available.
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Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« Last post by BabyShark on April 23, 2018, 03:31:13 PM »
I agree completely.

Lamby and anyone who was damaged by the greedy sock factories, would you like to join forces to file a class action suit?

@James D. Plante, Esquire Your services are needed promptly. It's an emergency.
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Server.War2.ru / Re: Thats the real question about war2...
« Last post by Igognito on April 23, 2018, 01:24:06 PM »
Lol, the  :critter: appears in the forest. But when u chop to find it your :peon: kills it without noticing it :-D
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Server.War2.ru / Re: Thats the real question about war2...
« Last post by Tolean on April 23, 2018, 12:54:22 PM »
Sad story.... Looks like war2 doesn't care about the physics laws...it makes smth into nothing... Another proof that war2 comes from another univers...
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Server.War2.ru / Re: Thats the real question about war2...
« Last post by Igognito on April 23, 2018, 11:29:17 AM »
The bird vanishes... But no  :critter: appears :-D
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Server.War2.ru / Re: Thats the real question about war2...
« Last post by Tolean on April 23, 2018, 11:05:06 AM »
Can you open my eyes and tell me the answer... I am too lazy to try it.
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Server.War2.ru / Re: Thats the real question about war2...
« Last post by Antti_Kiviniemi on April 23, 2018, 10:28:32 AM »
the question is answered in war3.
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