« on: April 15, 2018, 09:19:27 AM »
Lambchop, your intrepid stance in the face of mortal danger gives all men the ambition to follow your lead in handling cases like this.
Paperboy I wish to take you up on your offer to meet man to man and determine which of us is more manly. Meet at the McDonald's at 1007 Western Ave LA. (Because it has a playground where we can play after lunch).
I propose 3 contests.
1. Burger eating contest. Whoever can wolf down most burgers wins. We pay for each other's burgers.
2. Wife carrying contest. Bring your wife and see who can carry her the farthest. If you don't have one, I get to pick any willing female from McDonald's for you to carry.
3. Prank calls to McDonald's from the playground. Best prank call wins.
Tiebreaker: stand on separate tables throwing food, trays, plastic cutlery, Happy Meal toys at each other until one falls or is arrested. Last man standing on table takes home the manliness trophy.
Tonight works for me. 7 pm California time.