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Warcraft II => Server.War2.ru => Topic started by: jessu001 on February 19, 2018, 05:44:32 PM

Title: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: jessu001 on February 19, 2018, 05:44:32 PM
Oh! Koorb! How you would move your orcs!

How they would proclaim acclamations to you!

Your movements on the screen were too fast to tell.

Your archers even made commandments to bend their bow farther than the eye has hitherto seen.

You are the best, and most amazing player that ever gushed the enemies bowels into, as it were, a folly of corpses.

I would pronounce to you that you are sorely missed; and your person, which expedited gracious feelings, and your appetite for the welcoming of all patrons to your company, all conglomerate to entertain the possibility of seeing, or catching a glimpse of your amazing person yet again; yet another time!

I welcome the possibility that you, again, make contact -- that your whereabouts are not distinguished with question, or disregard for such an amazing person as you are!

You are missed with such strenuous voice, and with such striking emptiness, that the very call of all the players of 'war2' certainly beckons your arrival again; that your person is not dismissed, but remembered in the glorious aspect of all that your coming digests within the moments you are present in our games or lobbies.

I have heard that you find it hard in New Zealand at times; and my prayers do not cease to make forceful love into the glorious return of your person in great success throughout the world; haply, in the love of Jesus Christ.

Seriously, you are SORELY MISSED.

Alex
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: MaStA{hR} on February 19, 2018, 06:16:38 PM
Where is he?  :peon:
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: tk[as] on February 19, 2018, 08:14:10 PM
i actually heard someone mention the possibility of suicide... something about him making serious statements about it right before the last time he has logged on ( Mid september 2017 )
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: ~ToRa~ on February 19, 2018, 08:41:25 PM
^^Funny jessu made this thread cause I was thinking to make a thread about koorb.
I’ve also heard some troubling things in reguards to Koorb. One user said koorb said he would “hang himself and leave war2 forever soon.”
Doesn’t look like he smurfing so there’s no real way to know what happened to him. Unless someone has some contact info from him that is.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: I hate naggers on February 20, 2018, 03:09:14 AM
i actually heard someone mention the possibility of suicide... something about him making serious statements about it right before the last time he has logged on ( Mid september 2017 )
never liked the guy!!
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: tk[as] on February 20, 2018, 12:51:42 PM
I don't see how liking or disliking him has any relevance
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: I hate naggers on February 20, 2018, 01:22:21 PM
I don't see how liking or disliking him has any relevance
i do. he is (or WAS) like j0n or cumsavourer... he's not people
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: MaStA{hR} on February 20, 2018, 05:12:16 PM
I spent about an hour investigating. There is not much online.

Koorb's First name: Brook (Koorb backwards)
Last name: Unknown
Assumed location: Aukland, New Zealand

Facebook: Koorb Carford / https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=koorb%20carford (https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=koorb%20carford)
It is an inactive facebook, no friends added.

More info:
New Zealand White Pages reveal no known obituaries or citizens by the name of Brook Carford.
It can be assumed Carford is a false last name and can be split into Car Ford, a known basic pseudo name for thousand/millions of people.
Koorb has never commented on a video of his wc2 play on YouTube.
Koorb only posted his first name and no email in his Wc2 Biography.

His email on facebook after going through security settings, I found that it was a******n@hotmail.com. The * are unknown characters. Facebook changed their coding in 2015 so that it is now impossible to find emails via recovery method.

Need to know: His last name, email, birthdate or profession. With any of this information I can find out anything you need to know. I'm done looking up stuff. I'm sure with a few more hours something would pop up.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: O4L on February 20, 2018, 06:47:26 PM
I remember when he first came back after his last break he said he just got done being homeless and finally had a place to stay and was going to start treating players better. Then he sold that plaque for $2000 ? Wonder if he hit some more financial dificulties. He might just be on the streets again.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: tk[as] on February 20, 2018, 11:47:42 PM
wtf Masta are u FBI lol
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: tk[as] on February 20, 2018, 11:50:14 PM
does he have an account on these forums? when is the last login for him on here
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: ~ToRa~ on February 21, 2018, 01:30:09 AM
He does its “willtherealkoorbpleasestandup” I already pmed him.

He not respoding.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: Shotgun on February 21, 2018, 06:00:19 AM
You have the wrong last name. I know his last name, I will inbox it to you. Also his facebook is gone.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: MaStA{hR} on February 21, 2018, 07:33:43 AM
You have the wrong last name. I know his last name, I will inbox it to you. Also his facebook is gone.

Thanks SG, I'll see if I can find something later this afternoon. No promises but I hope something turns up. Are you with 100% certainty that that is his last name? If so, gj on having it, it should make things considerably easy. No one is too impossible to find. :)
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: ~ToRa~ on February 21, 2018, 01:49:36 PM
Any updates on Koorb?
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 21, 2018, 02:29:10 PM
If he sold his plaque about two weeks before leaving, then he didn't necessarily commit suicide, he maybe just peaced out.  Maybe he'll pop up or maybe not.  If sg hasn't heard anything then I don't think anyone will know anything unless koorb returns.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: ~ToRa~ on February 21, 2018, 06:27:52 PM
^^I hope you’re right about him just taking a break.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: tk[as] on February 21, 2018, 11:28:30 PM
=/
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: shesycompany on February 22, 2018, 12:03:14 AM
he may have just burnt out..rate of 1vs1 drops alot near the last he plays.

gd just checked my record babehr is like gone also  :o

im ruling burnt out it happenz just a couple games a year and back off.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 22, 2018, 10:22:57 AM
Confirmed: Brook R*****d is retired from War2, drinking a margarita on a Caribbean island with his huge stack of War2 plaque money.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: ~ToRa~ on February 22, 2018, 10:37:12 AM
I have my doubts it's true someone actually bought it.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: O4L on February 22, 2018, 12:11:11 PM
I would have for $1000 😁
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: MaStA{hR} on February 22, 2018, 06:44:50 PM
Update: There is no obituary for Brook in Aukland. He is alive [and well?].

I have 6 phone numbers for him or someone else with the same name. If someone would like to call them be my guest, but I've taken it as far as I can. I can send the phone numbers in a personal message if you'd like. If I knew more about him I could pin point exactly which number is correct.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: aLfReD on February 24, 2018, 08:38:25 AM
how is allstar doing?
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: Thumb$ on February 26, 2018, 11:38:30 AM
95% of your words are takin from the bible jessu. hope koorb is gone in a better place,not if he hang himself like he repeatly told me before he log off:(
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: 7VlesSiah on February 26, 2018, 01:22:05 PM
Louson was sort of a cunt.

"Couldn't handle an Ogre rush" could be engraved on his tombstone.
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: Thumb$ on February 27, 2018, 09:54:52 AM
Louson was sort of a cunt.

"Couldn't handle an Ogre rush" could be engraved on his tombstone.
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no matter how bad the person was...dosent deserve to die...so dont be rude you shithead
Title: Re: To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!
Post by: jessu001 on March 14, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
Oh 'Koorb'! How you are missed!

The lake is not turbid, but still; the trees, they do not even sway... for the wind is nothing.

It is vacant of movement, just as your presence fails to fill us with love.

The very nature of your esteem, and your propriety, though lacking on the fundamentals of christian bounty, is still a presence of saturation, and of purpose.

For your solicitude to the server was quite comely, and your presence, duly noted. I lack the ability to grieve you, thinking you will appear again to my knowledge; yet I will sustain my sorrow not to be quick to surmise that your completion of acquaintance and interest in all your accomplishments will fulfill such things. I lack the lustre to summon a solicitation to speak to you again, but your lack of yearning for the dictation among people in the server is missed.


Alex