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Messages - BabyShark

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1) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 21, 2018, 08:37:34 AM »
K, I like gaming with PB and he's fun and hilarious, but not really relationship material. There's got to be more to a person than the external and a few impressive video game moves. For that kind of thing.

But...on the other hand, should we just tell them?

2) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 20, 2018, 03:01:58 PM »
You're being ridiculous and/or intentionally provocative! Lol.

You get an eyeroll and a headshake. Don't you have anything better to do?

Maybe ban more people and embarrass yourself with not knowing basic flags?

3) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 20, 2018, 10:33:19 AM »
What's the point in buying different kinds of socks...? People could just buy a lot of the same 2-3 types of socks and never worry about missing ones thereby avoiding such cataclysms...

The kind of genius conclusion that can only be derived by proper nerds.

4) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 20, 2018, 08:19:05 AM »
According to my memory and awareness, both a bit haphazardly spotty, I was in a predicament once in my life where I ended up wearing mismatched socks.

In spite of having survived the ordeal, I was never quite the same after that night.

It happened like this.

I was the only one awake in the house. I was playing W2 late at night in 2016. My bare feet were cold. This was intermittently causing my attention to move away from my screen (such a thing should never be done) and toward my feet.

Not wanting to rouse any other person(s)/creature(s) from restful slumber thereby creating a further disturbance/interruption to my W2 gaming experience, I resorted to the previously unthinkable.

I raided the dryer, which contained an assortment of socks, but not a pair to be found.

It was determined that the discomfort from perpetual lack of warmth to feet exceeded the discomfort of mismatched socks, and while this seemed valid enough an assessment at the time, time proved these choices to be cataclysmic.

It is quite possible that every ill in my life since that night can be traced back to that one fateful night.

I would urge you to exercise due caution with regards to laundering socks separately and causing various shading/discoloration patterns, making correcting these dangerous habits even more unachievable, as the existence of true, correct pairs will cease altogether, lending your future to nothing but misfortune and catastrophe.

But good on you to apologize to Lamby.

Got to say I love the whole "double decker bus full of donkey dicks" line.

Sorry I got mad at your post. I tried to delete my post right after, but I was on a bus and the internet stopped working. I'm pretty sure I got "donkey dicks" and "ZZZZZ" from watching van. That guy needs a master trash talker tag.
i do disagree with all of the banning.
i just dont think adding more reasons to ban people is the right direction for the server to take right now .... i have never once tried to hide that... i am very much against banning people in general ... and when people do "deserve" to be banned i am very much against giving "LONG" bans. I am very much against "PERM" bans. im tired of everyone getting so easily offended over WORDS.

we are supposed to be grown adults but we are getting mad because someone makes fun of the color of our skin, or religion, or where we are from?
your mom is a robot staff.
the only reason people like me/adam/ilyich/getyatipwet/poiuyt are top 10 right now is because people are inactive or not playing 1v1s ... in theory we are actually the top 10-20 active 1v1 players right now.... its kinda pathetic but thats just the way it is lol.
any way, ilyich[as] said the same thing but didnt care to get the win...
 question whether he even enjoys playing war2. he comes on and harasses players, refuses screen shots, possibly hacks, and intentionally gets himself banned. very emotional and acts like a 12 year old boy. rages. cries. just a little sissy boy. he's definitely top 5 most unpleasant people to game with.. koorb, shotgun, and allstar make the list as well. holy fuck balls i love the war2 community.... it never ceases to amaze me.
if you guys got a problem with eachother (or anyone else i forgot to mention here) why cant you take it to private messages? or is it just not quite as fun unless it's public for the world to see?

me, burnt, il, and probably a few others are desperately trying to bring users to the server and the forums... but nobody is going to want to have anything to do with this community if all they see is a  bunch of attention seeking kids acting like retards every single day.

well i feel like this was a successful thread. talk to you guys again in a few weeks or whenever i get bored again ;)

Do you want me to reply to this?

Or will it be too offensive when I dismantle your entire argument using your own words? ;)

7) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 19, 2018, 07:02:54 PM »
What's wrong with my socks?

Morally, practically, and in many other ways, nothing.

Mismatched socks cause an involunrary internal cringe reaction I find highly unpleasant, leading me to find mismatched socks distasteful.

I have tried sock therapy in the form of engaging in prolonged staring at non-matching socks in an effort to consciously reduce and eliminate the negative feelings associated with mismatched socks. I also tried the flooding technique, pouring a basketful of unmatched socks on top of myself while trying to absorb the non-matching essence to recalibrate the systems responsible for the aversion, but these methods failed.

I accept that this inherent trait is a severe defect within myself and not the result of true transgression on the part of the mismatched sock wearer.

However, I ask, out of conern for my wellbeing, that my friends refrain from exposing me to these uncomfortable and disturbing situations as long as the problem remains unresolved.

Some techniques to help you in this quest:

1. Move somewhere hot year-round where you will always be barefoot or wear sandals. If you wear mismatching sandals, this is a more severe issue than can be dealt with in the scope of this post.

2. Buy only one style of sock in one color, so all your socks match each other.

3. Wear long pants and footwear with appropriately modest coverage to prevent visual affinity to the mismatched socks lurking underneath.

4. Wear opaque plastic bags over your feet, taped up around the calf on both legs. Attach rubber feet to bottoms for traction.

5. If you are unable to accommodate these very reasonable requests and modifications, accept that friendship involving visual contact with a sock-impaired visualizer may be, simply put, impossible.

Yeah gg that

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12) Comradely & Loving Discussion Zone / marx was right banned for name calling
« on: April 18, 2018, 01:56:31 PM »
"dummy" etc

13) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 18, 2018, 01:16:17 PM »
You parded both Lance AND me??

What's wrong with you, man?

That's not cool.

14) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 18, 2018, 12:22:09 PM »
Tell that to all the people who keep assuming every person I ever game with or talk or whose map I like is a boyfriend lol.

It's as silly as if someone started saying all the people who like GOW are the boyfriend of the guy who made it of if you pard someone more than once you must be *together*! WooT, I know I saw you pard Lance at LEAST 3 x last night. It's on the next level isn't it? When's the wedding?

Mr. Bean and Zones are good maps. The community wants them.

15) Server.War2.ru / Re: war2 Censorship
« on: April 18, 2018, 11:52:26 AM »
looks like a bunch of nerds

At least that part fits. This may mount up the suspicion, but I do have to admit I love nerds.

Know their way around a computer +1
Can fix their own car +1
Intelligent +5
Have opinions other than what they see on TV +5
Have unusual hobbies like rowing or badger rearing or model airplane construction +1
Generally not douchebags who think constantly tearing everyone down makes them cool +1
Like chess +1
Like W2 +3
Value their health +1
Value intimacy appropriately +1
Can hold an adult conversation about a variety of topics +1
Quirky and clever witty sense of humor +1
Can eject ornery intruders from the premises +1
Can create things (instead of just criticize what other have made) +1

The only downside...

Mismatched socks -1

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