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Title: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 26, 2016, 11:11:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9sP3XFo.jpg)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 26, 2016, 11:11:22 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 26, 2016, 11:15:20 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 26, 2016, 09:58:45 PM



rofl.. 76ers are fucked.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 01, 2016, 09:27:23 AM



fucked indeed.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 01, 2016, 11:32:30 AM
hinkie did it.  The Process will conitune
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Post by: Shotgun on October 03, 2016, 01:20:25 AM
Fantasy league this season? I will own you all again.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 03, 2016, 09:16:32 AM
that other league died, i play in blid's keeper league now.

i wouldn't mind playing in a 10-team league, i just don't know if we can get anyone else..
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 03, 2016, 01:42:10 PM
yeah Shotgun you were good in that league but we didn't have enough people to keep it going.  It was like me/you/jon.  Turtleman/phreak/foonat/etc all disappointed
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 04, 2016, 01:44:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/mhqruM0.png)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 06, 2016, 09:51:50 AM
can we get a proper vote on an IR spot?
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 06, 2016, 03:43:22 PM
we had a vote on that before and it got voted down :X
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 06, 2016, 04:51:15 PM
i want to trade kemba walker for lillard.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 07, 2016, 01:15:04 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLQCQL0l4Ep/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BLQCQL0l4Ep/)


Cousins still can't believe it.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 11, 2016, 12:05:28 PM

he makes this tweet before the game, and then goes 1-8 for 3 pts. guy is a worthless joke scrub.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 13, 2016, 05:11:12 PM
Multiple sources: NBA expansion to Seattle is on the table after CBA is passed.


cool
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 16, 2016, 10:53:46 AM
[Stein/Lowe/Goodman] Milwaukee swaps MCW for Snell with Chicago.


lol
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 17, 2016, 05:47:06 PM
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/ofc/5832352467.html (http://neworleans.craigslist.org/ofc/5832352467.html)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 17, 2016, 06:20:25 PM
when is our draft picks set?
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 17, 2016, 06:21:18 PM
https://instagram.com/p/BLpfFg-D2m4/
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 17, 2016, 06:25:58 PM
when is our draft picks set?
Gotta hear back from everyone in the league, one by one, as they choose their spot

got 8 out of 12 people done now

Draft order:
1. Portland Mikes
2. Stork Patrol
3. Mister MoJam
4. Washington Generals
5. Seductive Beavers/Gary Johnsons
6. DC Divas
7. Trader Joes
8.
9.
10.
11.
12. Trader Joes Jr.

after the current guy picks, I have the next two people on my phone and can text them instead of waiting for them to see my email.  Then you get the last pick left over lol
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2016, 04:27:46 PM
leroids is a free agent? thought he was keepable 1 more season.  and chris paul. john wall. anthony davis. why are these guys free agents? lol.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 18, 2016, 05:27:17 PM
a lot of those guys were keepable but not kept.  i didnt keep anthony davis because i have 4th pick, and hes the 4th ranked guy available, so i figure i can just draft him again.  if someone before me takes him, i can take one of the guys ranked ahead of him
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 20, 2016, 10:13:28 AM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 20, 2016, 11:09:08 AM
lol hes a bust

who are you going to draft
i need to decide who i should draft
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 20, 2016, 01:05:51 PM
i'm leaning towards Lowry or Wall probably. I was thinking if both were available at 9 Ill draft Wall because he has the better playoff schedule, but then I look at last season's rankings where Lowry put up first round value @ 11, where Wall finished 22. I'll probably go with Lowry, his lower turnovers fits better next to Walker anyways. If neither are there at 9 I'll probably go with Milsap or Horford.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 20, 2016, 01:08:03 PM
Lowry is probably better but he seems to wear down at the end of the seasons
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2016, 09:45:41 AM
don't drink and draft


unless you're a professional like me
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2016, 10:57:01 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2016, 11:15:00 AM
The Kings waived Jordan Farmar and Isaiah Cousins

lol Kings had someone named Isaiah Cousins on their roster.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2016, 01:01:20 PM
the fuck is with that poll you created, i'm the only one that voted. looks like IR spot next season, GG!
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2016, 02:01:41 PM
Nope, needs more support than 2 people
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2016, 06:11:31 PM
you and stork.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2016, 06:17:10 PM
I don't support it anymore. I no longer have an opinion
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2016, 06:19:10 PM
you draft injured players all the time
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2016, 06:21:28 PM
Yeah but that's my problem, right?  The thing that persuades me in favor is when I draft healthy players and they all get hurt.  But I don't want every team to basically have a "stash" slot so they can hold injured guys like Embiid or Middleton at no cost
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2016, 06:30:38 PM
is Middleton even coming back this season?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2016, 06:33:40 PM
Maybe at the very end, maybe not.  Like Paul George a couple years ago
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2016, 06:59:22 PM
PG actually worth waiting for, Middleton not so much.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2016, 07:12:08 PM


what the fuck lol
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2016, 09:35:14 AM
lol warriors
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 26, 2016, 10:12:26 AM
Hehehe..
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2016, 10:50:59 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2016, 09:24:12 AM


REHIRE HINKIE, LAWL
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2016, 10:12:14 AM
my brother was at that game wearing a hinkie tshirt i got him rofl

it has like a bust of hinkie on it and says "2013-2016"
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 28, 2016, 12:27:45 PM
I approach fantasy basketball dialectically.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 28, 2016, 01:08:51 PM
How soon should I drop Mudiay
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 28, 2016, 01:33:36 PM
that guy is fantasy cancer, never would have drafted him. he ruins you in several categories.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 01, 2016, 09:37:27 AM
DeRozan first player since Kobe in '05 to start a season with 3 consecutive 30 point games without a 3 pointer


DeKobe

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 01, 2016, 09:45:44 AM
Draymond Green: "If Cleveland comes out of the east, I want to destroy Cleveland. No ifs, ands and buts about it. But I also know that there’s steps to get to that point. And if and when we get to that point, I want to annihilate them."
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 01, 2016, 10:13:36 AM
Rofl i dont knwo if itd be better if they lose before getting to cleveland, or if they lose to cleveland again
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 02, 2016, 09:33:49 AM
was Covington this worthless last season?
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 02, 2016, 09:41:59 AM
https://streamable.com/6wjf
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 03, 2016, 10:01:33 AM
hmm  t.j warren with 27 pts 7 rebounds and sitting on my bench. damn. :blank:
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 03, 2016, 11:08:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndv67McrFNQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndv67McrFNQ)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 03, 2016, 06:18:13 PM
https://streamable.com/ept2


lawl
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 09, 2016, 11:56:00 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 10, 2016, 09:52:29 PM
Masai: "I want to thank Donald Trump for making Toronto an unbelievable sports destination"

jeje
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 15, 2016, 05:32:09 PM

Demar: So what are you telling me, that I'll be able to make threes?

Casey: No Demar, I'm saying that when youre ready, you wont have to
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2016, 05:37:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JG2D7br.png)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2016, 11:41:15 AM
Your Fantasy Shop Player of the Week
Buy gear for your top-ranked player over the past seven days.

Kemba Walker
 
Rank: 1
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2016, 12:36:58 PM
So last night vs the Warriors, JV goes 6/6 for 12 pts in the first half and sits for the second half ? Casey is quite the dumb fuck.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 17, 2016, 01:29:37 PM
JV will always be benched in the second half and fourth quarter because he's a soft euro who doesn't play defense.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 17, 2016, 04:07:04 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2016, 04:25:38 PM
JV will always be benched in the second half and fourth quarter because he's a soft euro who doesn't play defense.

defense isn't an excuse, not last night. no one was playing defense. Jonas was at least exploiting Warriors small lineup on the offensive end. It's just bad coaching.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2016, 04:33:07 PM
(http://p1.bpimg.com/567571/0a20b7c9794dd92e.jpg)

josh smith and carlos boozer playing in the chinese league.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2016, 04:35:12 PM
https://streamable.com/j9v1


look at this sequence from the clippers and the grizzlies last night
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 17, 2016, 05:20:41 PM
gasol fucking off and conley getting mugged on the gruond then getting it stolen from him while he whines about the mugging.  not looking good
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2016, 06:28:30 PM
https://streamable.com/w3ls
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 02, 2016, 02:54:12 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
holy lol
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 02, 2016, 05:10:04 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 04, 2016, 11:49:58 PM
http://i.giphy.com/l0MYuK2tSghpeksWA.gif (http://i.giphy.com/l0MYuK2tSghpeksWA.gif)


Amare is out of control in the Israeli league
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 09, 2016, 01:53:03 PM
buzzerbeater's market has gotten absurd. some guy in my league spend 4.5 million on a 33 year old. he has a 150k salary so he's obviously good but fuck that's a lot of money for a player that age.

the market is so bad i feel it's unplayable. kind of like in earth empires when bushels are $100.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 12, 2016, 12:10:03 PM


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 21, 2016, 10:48:13 AM
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwT2r9YeMMk#)


Cousins owns


"This is crazy. He gets an and-1 and immediately spits his mouthpiece out at Portland's bench. He gets ejected, but then the refs change their mind and summons him back from the locker room to shoot his FT and finish the game out. He made the FT and than ices the game with a clutch ass block. Kings close with the W."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDOUDskt6s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDOUDskt6s)
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 21, 2016, 11:12:43 AM
If it's contagious are all the people who come in contact with Lowry getting better at shooting?  Is that why he's so bad at defense
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 21, 2016, 11:18:45 AM
Lowry had the best defensive rating on Team USA over the summer
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 21, 2016, 11:23:55 AM
hmm i put my franchise hofer Patrick on the market for 4 million, not thinking anyone would bite but just curious, and someone already bid on him. Damn.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 21, 2016, 11:42:50 AM
Lowry had the best defensive rating on Team USA over the summer
Maybe that was before he was contagious
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 23, 2016, 10:09:54 PM
https://streamable.com/g9bg1

rofl rofl rofl
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 27, 2016, 01:24:17 PM
ok, Cavs beat the Warriors on Christmas day with LeBron, LeBron rests in the next game and Cavs fall to the fucking Pistons. LeBron literally dragging bums to championships. God damn.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 03, 2017, 06:13:18 PM
Emannuel Mudiay's player history:


Dec 31 10:39pm   Added by Washington Generals
Dec 28 10:45pm   Dropped by Portland Mike-roBrwz
Dec 18 9:36am   Added by Portland Mike-roBrwz
Dec 7 10:36pm   Dropped by Washington Generals
Nov 27 4:41pm   Added by Washington Generals
Nov 23 11:37pm   Dropped by Washington Generals
Nov 18 11:25pm   Added by Washington Generals
Nov 15 6:30pm   Dropped by Washington Generals
Oct 23 6:00pm   Drafted in the 7th round, 4th pick (76th overall) by Washington Generals
Aug 10 4:23pm   Added to game with position PG
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 11, 2017, 10:52:55 AM
https://streamable.com/69zjf

rip  curry died
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 11, 2017, 11:22:47 AM
Emannuel Mudiay's player history:


Dec 31 10:39pm   Added by Washington Generals
Dec 28 10:45pm   Dropped by Portland Mike-roBrwz
Dec 18 9:36am   Added by Portland Mike-roBrwz
Dec 7 10:36pm   Dropped by Washington Generals
Nov 27 4:41pm   Added by Washington Generals
Nov 23 11:37pm   Dropped by Washington Generals
Nov 18 11:25pm   Added by Washington Generals
Nov 15 6:30pm   Dropped by Washington Generals
Oct 23 6:00pm   Drafted in the 7th round, 4th pick (76th overall) by Washington Generals
Aug 10 4:23pm   Added to game with position PG
He may belong to me again someday
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 19, 2017, 11:37:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tBCtHsk.mp4 (http://i.imgur.com/tBCtHsk.mp4)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 24, 2017, 02:14:15 PM
Blake Griffin (knee) is listed as probable for Tuesday's game vs. the 76ers.


maybe you're owned now

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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 24, 2017, 05:53:13 PM
https://zippy.gfycat.com/ObviousBowedCheetah.webm
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 24, 2017, 06:46:01 PM
Isaiah Thomas in the last 10 games: 35PPG/5APG/50%FG//93%FT/48%3P/36.8MPG
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 25, 2017, 10:23:09 AM
Sixers beat the Clippers even without Embiid  :o
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 25, 2017, 02:04:40 PM
http://streamable.com/3yqab (http://streamable.com/3yqab)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2017, 09:59:03 AM
http://streamable.com/6ebnr (http://streamable.com/6ebnr)

old man still got it
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 26, 2017, 05:08:44 PM
lol
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 27, 2017, 06:20:33 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 30, 2017, 07:03:45 PM


jaja
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 31, 2017, 10:32:13 AM
what the fuck, rubio hit 6-threes last night?  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 01, 2017, 10:00:04 AM
rip norman powell killed anthony davis

http://streamable.com/oxdcr (http://streamable.com/oxdcr)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 02, 2017, 10:29:17 AM
wtf raptors blew an 18 point lead on the celtics. isaiah thomas best player in the nba scored 40 pts. lowry scored 32 on nearly 70% shooting.no derozan still.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 09, 2017, 09:28:15 AM
829500573150019585[/tweet]] (http://[tweet)[/url]

http://streamable.com/twoj5 (http://streamable.com/twoj5)

829501552280866817[/tweet]] (http://[tweet)[/url]
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 13, 2017, 06:25:21 PM


dumb bitch
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 14, 2017, 12:03:28 PM
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 14, 2017, 12:27:21 PM
Is Ibaka really only 27
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 14, 2017, 12:32:18 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 14, 2017, 12:38:33 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 17, 2017, 11:20:13 AM
The Chicago Bulls (28-29) defeat the Boston Celtics (37-20), 104-103. Jimmy Butler (29 points, 7 assists) gets a last-second shooting foul call with 0.9 seconds to go and sinks two free throws to win it for the Bulls.



gg
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 17, 2017, 11:29:07 AM
He wasn't touched
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 17, 2017, 11:58:49 AM
https://streamable.com/jpksq


might have touched his elbow a little bit... tough call.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2017, 10:34:40 AM


the fuck.. it actually happened.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 11:02:51 AM
What a stupid damn deal.  They basically got nothing for him.  Nothing.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 11:03:14 AM
Buddy Hield is nothing, the #18 pick or whatever this ends up being is nothing, Tyreke is nothing
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2017, 12:11:46 PM
the kings are the worst ran franchise probably of all time.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 12:32:14 PM
the kings are gonna be brooklyn level shitty lol, and the Sixers have their '19 pick unconditioned and swap rights on '17.  they got those things for free in exchange for taking some salary dump guys and nik stauskas (2014 #8 overall), who is btw the same age as buddy hield and putting up the same stats

hmmm

at least the nets will have a pick in 2019.
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Post by: foonat on February 20, 2017, 12:54:06 PM
lol what a terrible trade

NO will probably still suck too
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2017, 12:59:37 PM
pelicans easily got the best frontcourt in the league now right?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on February 20, 2017, 01:30:52 PM
for sure, but without a wing in the modern NBA you're not going to win anything (see: Clippers)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 02:36:00 PM
  wtf
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 02:38:03 PM
for sure, but without a wing in the modern NBA you're not going to win anything (see: Clippers)
i dont think they'll be great since they're basically a 3-man team (the third guy is jrue) but they're going to be better than they were, theyll get the 8-seed, and theyll give golden state with their zero defensive big men fits.

omri casspi might start getting some minutes for them at the wing...
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on February 20, 2017, 03:32:15 PM
yes, they are first round fodder
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 04:45:54 PM
i don't really think any team can beat gsw but if the pelicans get the 8th seed that would be a really interesting match up.  warriors cant stop cousins or davis
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 04:58:29 PM
i guess theyd put kd on davis and dray on cousins? 
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2017, 05:23:08 PM

the frontcourt of the clippers isn't even comparable. deandre is a good defender but no offensive ability. blake can score but can't defend. nor can he hit the 3-pointer like davis and cousins, who are good at both ends of the floor.


AD: 27.7ppg 11.9rpg 2.5blk 1.3spg
DC: 27.8ppg 10.6rpg 1.3blk 1.4spg and 1.7-3pg


this is a pretty insane frontcourt .
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 06:06:56 PM
lol

Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on February 20, 2017, 06:43:52 PM
oh i didn't mean to compare front courts, i meant that without a good wing you can't win. used the clippers as an example since they have an all-time great PG and a very good front court but no wing
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on February 20, 2017, 06:46:04 PM
BTW - when's the last time a team had a front court even close to this ridiculous? tim duncan and david robinson?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 20, 2017, 07:12:46 PM
 that trade was so horrendous and lopsided it seems like it should have been vetoed.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 08:46:05 PM
duncan/robinson was probably better but david robinson was old at the time though, these guys are both in their prime.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 20, 2017, 08:53:09 PM
https://theringer.com/demarcus-cousin-trade-effects-sixers-bulls-jimmy-butler-celtics-bc7e5af236ff#.v9fi0pyng
lol ranadive thinks buddy hield is so good that he thought the pelicans deal was the best no matter what else vlade brought him. but apparently he really wanted to trade him fast before ranadive decided he didnt want to trade cousins again.  what a fuck up
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2017, 08:41:42 AM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 21, 2017, 10:10:33 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2017, 10:28:37 AM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2017, 01:24:07 PM


Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2017, 01:30:17 PM
[Ding] Celtics have "some reservations" about adding Jimmy Butler due to the emergence of Isaiah Thomas as a franchise player



lol
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2017, 05:40:05 PM
Stein: Raptors offered Valanciunas and 1st round pick for Cousins


still better than the Hield trade.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 22, 2017, 09:31:53 AM
Candice Wiggins quit WNBA because of reverse discrimination, claiming league is 98% gay and hated her because she was straight

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 22, 2017, 05:37:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5TVcycUYAAn2cz.jpg:large)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2017, 01:28:51 PM
hmm fuck. celtics in talks to get paul george. hopefully it doesn't happen.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 23, 2017, 02:31:08 PM
Not a very good return on Noel.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 23, 2017, 03:07:03 PM
useless trade deadline
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2017, 03:12:35 PM

owned
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2017, 06:02:57 PM
Not a very good return on Noel.



lmao. colangelo is a worthless failure already.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2017, 06:07:21 PM
Mavericks Waive Deron Williams, Expected To Sign With Cavaliers
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2017, 11:09:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zMqruY0.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/hB8Kd10.png)

can i beat this dumb stacked team?

145 pts yesterday and only up 10 overall  ::) ::) :-X
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2017, 01:03:33 PM
oh shit willie cauley-stein with 29 pts 10 boards yesterday. would have picked him up too if i was paying any attention.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 24, 2017, 02:13:36 PM
I talked about picing him up but got beaten to it.  I might trade for him.  LeBron James, Batum, Capela for Cauley-Stein, Wall, Hayward
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2017, 05:09:11 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 24, 2017, 05:09:34 PM
Casey is going to bench Ibaka for correcting his mistakes.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2017, 09:38:55 AM
Points Scored - Best

Record   Record Holder   Points Scored
Single Week   drafts dialectically (Week 17)   765
Single Week, All Time   drafts dialectically (Week 17, Season 2016)   765



3-point Shots Made - Best

Record   Record Holder   3-point Shots Made
Single Week   drafts dialectically (Week 17)   88
Single Week, All Time   drafts dialectically (Week 17, Season 2016)   88


eternal records never to be beaten.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 27, 2017, 03:37:38 PM
lowry is done
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2017, 05:47:50 PM
sounds like he'll be ready for the playoffs but this fucks their chances of getting the second seed and avoiding the cavs in the 2nd round.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2017, 05:56:58 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 28, 2017, 10:17:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryuF1-hur6Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryuF1-hur6Q)

DeKobe DeBryant
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 28, 2017, 10:19:44 AM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 28, 2017, 12:36:57 PM
Demar Derozan has taken more Mid-range jumpers than the entire Hourston rockets this year: 571 - 468
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 01, 2017, 10:53:12 AM
durant's done for at least a month. but they signed superstar matt barnes to fill in.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 01, 2017, 10:56:53 AM
is westbrook the best player of all time?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2017, 11:11:08 AM
No
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 01, 2017, 12:21:05 PM
No

2016-17 Season
PPG 31.2   
APG 10.3   
RPG 10.6   
PER 29.52


looks like you're wrong.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2017, 01:07:05 PM
no it doesn't.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 01, 2017, 01:15:32 PM
stop pissing me off moron, he's had 5 40-point triple doubles this season.his team is a piece of shit and he's dragging them into the playoffs.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2017, 01:32:51 PM
triple double is a fake stat
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 02, 2017, 01:50:10 PM
hmm avery bradley returned for the celtics and locked down kyrie irving in the clutch https://streamable.com/nda13

and got the win over cavs
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2017, 09:40:59 AM
https://streamable.com/y2ups
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2017, 09:46:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SlKZzQL.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 03, 2017, 10:35:46 AM
lol
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 03, 2017, 02:17:23 PM


fuck this gay earth
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 06, 2017, 11:39:34 AM
so i'm in 6th seed a game and a half ahead of dc divas who is in 7th. i'm playing 2nd ranked mistermojam and dcdivas is playing first ranked portland mike-robrws.

vucevic is a GTD probably not going to play
ronda is a GTD
kaminsky is injured, no choice but to drop at this stage
lowry's obviously done for the rest of the fantasy season

yes this should be an interesting race for the playoffs.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 06, 2017, 11:49:53 AM
in my other league, which ive dominated, i added kaminsky and he got injured the next day heh.  dropped him and got nurkic

as for this league i just had a clutch loss which puts me in great shape for next season, should be able to draft harden or durant now
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 06, 2017, 01:16:25 PM
Isaiah Thomas won a jump ball
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 06, 2017, 01:23:59 PM
Quote
should be able to draft harden or durant now

how, don't you need to win the consolation tournament first?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 06, 2017, 03:21:12 PM
two teams below me have:
steph, AD

so i dont need to worry about them.
both kd and harden will be available.  whoever wins consolation bracket gets one, i get the other if i don't win.

i suppose conceivably steph or AD could be released and then they'd be options for me as well, but no big change.  I can get one of Steph/AD/Harden/Durant
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 08, 2017, 11:32:34 AM
hmm it was overshadowed by dirk's 30,000 career points, but westbrook scored 58 pts in a loss..  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 08, 2017, 02:09:24 PM
it very much looks like i'll be in the playoffs. the 8th seed is over 10 games behind me, the 7th seed .5 a game behind but getting pwned 0-9 right now, i'm up 6-3 atm.. looking good ..
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 08, 2017, 02:53:11 PM
i bet youd rather be in my position
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 08, 2017, 03:28:15 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 09, 2017, 10:51:19 AM
hmm warriors need durant back, they suck shit. celtics pwned them last night.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 09, 2017, 10:57:55 AM

best player in the nba tbh
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 13, 2017, 10:03:01 AM
how was i able to pick up ryan anderson with the 11th waiver? thought for sure some others would have been looking to pick him up.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 13, 2017, 10:08:24 AM
I was but then i didn't.  It's mostly about schedules now and I already have Capela at PF/C from Houston so Ryan Anderson wouldn't help me too much, that's why I went with Channing Frye even though Ryan Anderson is much better, not sure about everyone else though
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 13, 2017, 11:48:13 AM
so winning 6-3 last week over the #2 seed MisterMoJam got me into 5th seed and I avoided a first round matchup with the stacked Ringchasers team.

i won 8 of the last 10 weeks for an epic run to make the playoffs.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 14, 2017, 11:40:59 AM
hmm i'm wrong trader joe's has a better team, especially since ringchasers lost durant.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 14, 2017, 11:41:56 AM
Vince Carter is the first 40 year old with a 20 point game since Karl Malone in 2004.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 16, 2017, 04:32:49 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 16, 2017, 04:39:31 PM
+ Denzel Valentine Chi - SF
Free Agent
- Tyreke Evans Sac - PG,SG,SF
To Waivers
Washington Generals
Mar 16, 1:32 pm
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 20, 2017, 02:24:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5bqF4VDSx4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5bqF4VDSx4)


u remember this  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 20, 2017, 05:50:26 PM
https://streamable.com/jvjtn

what's your opinion on this defense PJ Tucker executed against Paul George
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 21, 2017, 05:21:13 PM
good defense but it's georges own fault he airmailed the shot that badly

Whats your opinion on this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcJPJ7KpPqo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcJPJ7KpPqo)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 21, 2017, 07:30:17 PM
it shows him missing a lot of layups, but also making some tough ones. and even on some of the ones he missed he made nice moves to get to the rim. all 3 of raptors guards, cojo, delon wright and van fleet attack the basket like that because they can't hit 3s
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 21, 2017, 07:38:56 PM
good defense but it's georges own fault he airmailed the shot that badly

what the hell are you talking about, tucker was all over paul george that his teammates couldn't get him the ball until he was out past the 3 point line with 7 seconds left, that was pure defense.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 22, 2017, 10:24:36 AM
It was aggressive defense that kept george from getting free or doing anything for most the shot clock, but then PG gave him a forearm to get some room and took a fadeaway that tucker couldnt get near.  Just happened to miss it extremely badly
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 23, 2017, 09:46:04 AM
Vucevic has probably been my best player in the playoffs, lawl


last three games
18 pts 17 rebounds 2 assists 3 steals
26 pts 13 rebounds 2 assists 1 steal
14 pts 12 rebounds 8 assists 1 steal 3 blocks


meanwhile blake griffin's last game
12 pts on 22% shooting 3 rebounds 8 assists 4 turnovers

kemba walker has his first decent game during the playoff weeks yesterday after scrubbing it up 4 games straight
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 24, 2017, 10:03:43 AM
The Brooklyn Nets now have the same record through their last 13 games as the Cleveland Cavaliers


Cavs suck shit
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 24, 2017, 11:24:13 PM
Kobe Booker
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 25, 2017, 04:32:25 PM
u had him on your bench

also griffin and convington cost me the week, they scrubbed it up
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 27, 2017, 10:10:46 AM
https://streamable.com/b2ycs


vivek was right
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 27, 2017, 10:22:19 AM
I won again.  On to the finals for me
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 27, 2017, 01:00:13 PM
you didn't even make the playoffs
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 27, 2017, 01:57:53 PM
I'm in the finals.  If I win I'll get JAMES HARDEN.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 27, 2017, 04:46:37 PM
idiot scrub.  i was like 3 steals away from being in the real finals upsetting the #1 stacked team with westbrook, draymond green, jokic, lawl.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 27, 2017, 04:53:29 PM
funny youd mention losing by 3 steals since last week you won by 2 steals
against a team that had bledsoe shut down and lebron rest a game and batum miss 2 games with migraines

anyway im still playing meaningful games, and can still win a big prize.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 27, 2017, 04:55:04 PM
I would have beaten you last week too
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 27, 2017, 05:32:37 PM
oh i just checked, i was  2 steals away from making the finals, without my best player.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 27, 2017, 05:36:15 PM
in the first round, trader joe's was missing some players but (1) lebron always rest, this is why no one smart drafts him in the top 5 anymore, and (2) it evened out because i was missing a top 10 player and everyone played like garbage that week.

Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 28, 2017, 02:33:55 PM
i told u about boston bro
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 28, 2017, 07:17:17 PM
what about them?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 28, 2017, 08:17:31 PM
I predicted they would finish second in the East behind Cleveland and you kept messaging me "lol you said Boston would be 2nd" a bunch when they weren't doing as well as Toronto
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 29, 2017, 01:05:12 PM
except if raptors didn't stop playing during mid-january to mid-february they would be in the first seed right now, making your dumb prediction fluky and worthless. celtics aren't even good, they must be the shittest #1 seed ever. i doubt they'll keep it.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 29, 2017, 01:07:35 PM
wizards won their first division title in 100 years
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 29, 2017, 01:30:43 PM
[Haynes] Indiana Pacers, Lance Stephenson agree to 3-year, $12 million deal, league sources tell ESPN. First two guaranteed. Team option on third.

lawl
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 29, 2017, 01:44:21 PM
Wow that's insane.  He couldn't even keep a job, they giving him 3 years 12m??
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 29, 2017, 01:44:44 PM
except if raptors didn't stop playing during mid-january to mid-february they would be in the first seed right now, making your dumb prediction fluky and worthless. celtics aren't even good, they must be the shittest #1 seed ever. i doubt they'll keep it.
It's cool how I was right, about the Celtics
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 31, 2017, 02:19:33 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 01, 2017, 09:47:48 AM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8VD-HDUQAQzPgJ.jpg)


Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 03, 2017, 11:30:31 AM
i caught some of the warriors / wizards game... curry destroyed them pretty bad.

https://streamable.com/9wbhc

Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on April 03, 2017, 02:22:20 PM
lol poor gortat
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 10, 2017, 11:04:42 AM
https://streamable.com/h5qty


Westbeast
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on April 10, 2017, 12:45:19 PM
mvp
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 10, 2017, 12:55:51 PM
https://streamable.com/h5qty


Westbeast
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 11, 2017, 05:02:28 PM
not super insane because westbrooks team isnt that good, and kawhi is better than them both, and so is lebron (but he's in cruise control during the regular season)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 13, 2017, 11:45:13 AM
playoffs:

east:
(1) Celtics vs. (8 ) Bulls
(2) Cavaliers vs. (7) Pacers
(3) Raptors vs. (6) Bucks
(4) Wizards vs. (5) Hawks

west:
(1) Warriors vs. (8 ) Blazers
(2) Spurs vs. (7) Grizzlies
(3) Rockets vs. (6) Thunder
(4) Clippers vs. (5) Jazz



bolded the series to watch in the first round


discuss
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 19, 2017, 09:20:27 AM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 19, 2017, 10:23:23 AM
That's true.  chicago is a weird dysfunctional tire fire that's burning down the celtics!!!!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 21, 2017, 01:00:11 PM
raptors smh fuck this gay life
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 21, 2017, 05:24:55 PM
Do you think Thon Maker is good?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 21, 2017, 06:00:31 PM
apparently he just turned 20 a couple months ago. he has potential
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 24, 2017, 09:50:55 PM
https://streamable.com/laca4

https://streamable.com/3jxrd


 powell thinking about some venison steaks
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 24, 2017, 09:55:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/SfMFJV5.png)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 15, 2017, 12:54:19 PM
ban zaza from the league
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 15, 2017, 03:31:43 PM
Done.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 15, 2017, 04:13:04 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 15, 2017, 04:13:58 PM
wow
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 17, 2017, 09:48:53 AM
https://streamable.com/q9lsn

Tim Legler: "that [LMA] actually looked more unnatural than what Pachulia did"


hmm this is bad.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on May 17, 2017, 10:55:19 AM
lol LMA didn't even contest it

the zaza one was borderline but i think he has some history of being a fucboi that should be taken into account
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 17, 2017, 11:26:07 AM
zaza play was dirty
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on May 17, 2017, 12:31:28 PM
i watched it live and i just saw it as him crowding kawhi but you could argue that it was dirty
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 17, 2017, 12:34:41 PM
he extended the foot an extra time after the shot was over and when kawhi was fading away too

dirty
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 17, 2017, 06:51:56 PM
Joel Embiid says 76ers gearing up to beat Cavaliers, LeBron James


lawl. lebron will be retired by the time 76ers get into the playoffs.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 18, 2017, 12:47:41 PM
player 41 might be good

(http://i.imgur.com/RfvMG4A.png)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 18, 2017, 01:54:02 PM
yea he's good and since he's 7'3 you can develop his center stats very quickly. good find.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 18, 2017, 03:05:07 PM
i remember you had an A+ guy - brian wilson - and his starting stats were absurdly good, like good enough to make up for being 19.  5 ball potential and huge size, he could be a true beast.  i can't believe i uncovered so many A+, thought that's kinda rare..
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 18, 2017, 06:56:04 PM
i'm sure he already has a good base in center stats. he'll be a serviceable starter in your league in one season of training. you should look for other tall players to train him with if you're training more than one player.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 18, 2017, 07:28:59 PM
ive already got a 7'1, 18yo perennial allstar trainee
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 19, 2017, 11:54:20 AM
hmm 2 outside defense pops in the first week of training, seems good.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 19, 2017, 10:16:17 PM
The Celtics are down 41 at the half: the largest halftime deficit in NBA playoff history.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 20, 2017, 08:32:43 AM
Shameful
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2017, 11:20:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/5jhDo0B.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 24, 2017, 12:57:40 PM
what a little bitch
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 25, 2017, 05:08:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMaUoES-XZ0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMaUoES-XZ0)

the best thing about these playoffs is barkley roasting  shaq.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 26, 2017, 07:15:39 PM
[Yahoo Sports] Turkey Issues Arrest Warrant for NBA Player Enes Kanter, Claiming He's Pro-Terrorism
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 05, 2017, 11:23:52 AM
warriors are the best team i've ever seen
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 05, 2017, 01:17:48 PM
https://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/4884/
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 09, 2017, 05:38:43 PM
are they trying to kill people

Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 09, 2017, 05:59:22 PM
i'll do beer shots, anything harder you'll die irl
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 14, 2017, 12:30:25 PM
This is funny
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 14, 2017, 06:19:38 PM
hmm, lebron appears to be the GOAT

Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 14, 2017, 08:25:10 PM
[Wojnarowski] "People around NBA feel LeBron James ‘likely’ to join Lakers or Clippers"
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 14, 2017, 08:56:25 PM
hes not even a free agent. what will those teams looks like in a year or does woj just think lebron is gonna throw in the towel on winning to live in LA?  also, woj has never known jack about lebron
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 15, 2017, 10:22:35 AM
yea he can win on the Clippers, but going to the Fakers that won't make the playoffs even with him is nonsensical.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 15, 2017, 12:11:47 PM
clippers will suck probably, i doubt CP3 and Blake are both there and even with them theyre kind of iffy
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 15, 2017, 04:27:55 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 15, 2017, 05:29:50 PM
https://streamable.com/owsvx (https://streamable.com/owsvx)


https://www.instagram.com/p/BVXx2ddh_kA/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BVXx2ddh_kA/)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2017, 11:46:15 AM
hmm i got my top picks mostly in the bb draft, the 7'3 guy is an MVPer, but despite being rated an A+ his peripheral skills are all atrocious and he has only 41 skill points as a 19-year-old.  this other guy i got, perennial all-star, also 19, has 60 skill points. 
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 19, 2017, 12:32:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AxqsTXj.png)

Joel Hurst was #1 on my draft list and Enrico was #2.. so I got the top 2 players I was looking for.. I looked at 6'4 - 6'8 guys only and didn't find anyone with great potential in that range...
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 19, 2017, 12:50:02 PM
so i have 5 trainees now.. i guess i'll do double position training, might be a little slower but i don't think it'll be too bad.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2017, 02:52:26 PM
dang your guys are better thna mine.  58 as an 18yo is a nice headstart.  i cant believe my freaking A+ guy had such low stats
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 20, 2017, 06:36:35 PM
[Wojnarowski] Lakers are trading Tim Mozgov and D'Angelo Russell to Nets for Brook Lopez and 27th pick Thursday, sources say.


lol  fakers. PG wants to go to this mess of a franchise, jajaja.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 20, 2017, 07:27:38 PM
Lakers are stupid as fuck

They just gave Deng and Mozgov those stupid fucking deals that made no sense under a year ago and now they're having to send off their #2 draft pick to get rid of them.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2017, 01:19:55 PM
http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/35217591/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/35217591/overview.aspx)

jaja my player Patrick Ringenier who i drafted and sold for $4,000,000 is on the NT now. The owner nicknamed him "red", lawl.


i'm looking through the NT schedule and notice Canada scrimmaged the U21 Scotland team, lmao. Patrick took a big shit on them , owned.

http://www.buzzerbeater.com/match/42215/boxscore.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/match/42215/boxscore.aspx)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 22, 2017, 01:33:53 PM
i was bidding on some of the prospects i was looking at and the first guy, mvp  7'0, went up to 250k and i decided id let him go because the next guy would be cheaper, superstar 6'7.  well superstar 6'7 promptly got bidded up to over 400k after the first auction ended and finally to 530k.  forget that im not wasting that much money on an 18yo superstar, shouldve bought the first guy i guess but too late now.  i do have an eye on this guy now (only if i can acquire him cheap) http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/42351420/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/42351420/overview.aspx)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2017, 01:48:57 PM
don't waste money and train the prospects you already have, 7'3 mvp stevie cuellar and 7'1 jarod france.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 22, 2017, 04:10:47 PM
Those guys suck
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2017, 04:48:20 PM
the player you're bidding on sucks.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 22, 2017, 05:24:38 PM
hes a year younger and has 10 more skill points than cuellar!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2017, 05:35:51 PM
 yea i wouldn't focus too much on skill points but relevant skills for the player's position. jae brown is weirdly built, got respectable range but no jump shot, no rebounding. $2,176 salary is straight garbage.
at least cuellar is already built properly for his height as a center. easy training and with mvp potential he won't cap quick. you can sell him later if you don't like his peripheries.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 22, 2017, 06:23:21 PM
You might be right but I was kind of thinking the opposite. Like if a 7'3 guy sucks at rebounding it's fine. Cause I'm going to be training my trainees rebounding anyway and he'll advance quickly. If he's atrocious at jump range and jump shot he'll be sort of stuck like that
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on June 22, 2017, 06:55:33 PM
Lakers are stupid as fuck

They just gave Deng and Mozgov those stupid fucking deals that made no sense under a year ago and now they're having to send off their #2 draft pick to get rid of them.
in fairness it was kupchak that did all that, and he's gone now so the new regime has to fix the mess
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 22, 2017, 07:04:26 PM
You might be right but I was kind of thinking the opposite. Like if a 7'3 guy sucks at rebounding it's fine. Cause I'm going to be training my trainees rebounding anyway and he'll advance quickly. If he's atrocious at jump range and jump shot he'll be sort of stuck like that


if you want a center with range probably don't draft a 7 footer.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 22, 2017, 07:58:10 PM
lol jimmy butler traded
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 23, 2017, 12:21:46 PM
are 76ers elite now?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 23, 2017, 12:25:22 PM
hmm foxsports gave Raptors an A for their draft ...


Toronto Raptors: A
Picks: OG Anunoby (23)

Once Anunoby is healthy, he'll be one of the best defenders in the NBA — and an efficient, explosive scorer to boot. He could miss all of next season and I'd still give the Raptors an A for drafting Anunoby to join DeMar DeRozan and (possibly) Kyle Lowry.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 23, 2017, 12:55:25 PM
i saw a report that some teams took anunoby off their draft boards ENTIRELY based on the injury.  seems a little worrying, otherwise he's interesting for a late first
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 23, 2017, 12:57:25 PM
are 76ers elite now?
yes
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 23, 2017, 05:32:05 PM
Bulls are worthless
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 23, 2017, 05:32:30 PM
i saw a report that some teams took anunoby off their draft boards ENTIRELY based on the injury.  seems a little worrying, otherwise he's interesting for a late first


just sounds like a bunch of incompetent retards. he'll be a superstar.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on June 24, 2017, 09:57:51 AM
lol bulls got rekt on that trade. why the rush to trade him too? I think they had him under contract for a year or two more? could have waited until the deadline and gotten way more IMO
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 26, 2017, 10:09:59 AM
6/26/2017 - Canadian Steamrollers has just acquired Brian Forrester for $ 104 100.


lol i thought he'd go for at least 5x more than that. steal.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 28, 2017, 10:06:32 AM

good riddance to that abysmal failure. he was actually trying to move Porzingis ffs, lmao!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 28, 2017, 12:32:59 PM
and he gave carmelo a no trade clause and then kept trying to bully him into waiving it lol
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 28, 2017, 12:40:48 PM
chris paul just got traded to the rockets..
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: d8)~ on July 01, 2017, 08:54:53 AM
Paul George to OKC
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 01, 2017, 05:05:58 PM
 Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on July 02, 2017, 04:17:29 PM
the east is going to be so bad this yr. my heat are guaranteed a top 4 seed if they sign hayward ^.^
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 02, 2017, 05:45:22 PM
Ibaka and Lowry both returning to the Raptors.... Ibaka wants to play the 5... I believe Jonas is gone.... someone is getting dumped anyways.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 03, 2017, 11:35:32 AM
the heat need to focus on keeping "kobe wade" freon dion waiters
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 03, 2017, 11:49:22 AM
this is ridiculous... george, butler, millsap, possibly melo all in the west now.. the east is a joke.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 05, 2017, 11:43:01 AM
https://streamable.com/q3pev

 ;D
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on July 05, 2017, 11:49:22 AM
https://streamable.com/q3pev

 ;D
LOL @ daryl morey on the guitar
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 06, 2017, 04:44:55 PM

melo to rockets confirmed
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 10, 2017, 08:49:10 PM
Canada won the u19 fiba championship, they must be getting elite at basketball now.  R.J  Barrett owns, future superstar in the nba.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 14, 2017, 03:58:58 PM
lol i was rank 1050 and the guy i was playing in the cup yesterday was 550 so i just assumed id lose and didnt even scout him. ended up losing by like 6, turns out he sucked and i could have easily won if id set my lineup to win instead of out of position for extra training / take it easy
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 20, 2017, 11:53:21 AM
derrick rose on the cavs, what's your opinion about it?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 20, 2017, 04:40:06 PM
decent back up, should be better than deron williams was for them last season.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 21, 2017, 09:08:45 AM
seems like it should be quite a bit less efficient than single position training but im definitely taking note. maybe ill purchase another trainee if 2 position training is so good.  in fact, if 2 position training is quite comparable to single position training, then you're right fucking up and only getting  50% return when you single pos train.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 21, 2017, 09:27:42 AM
i read on the forum that double position training is about 75%-80% the speed of single position.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 21, 2017, 10:37:17 AM
ehh that's kinda bad if you really wanna max guys then..
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 21, 2017, 11:35:34 AM
i'm training mostly 1on1, i think that'll help out the elastic effect. i'll probably experiment more with double position training for pressure and inside defense at some point. i think the speed is ok if you aren't looking to build national team players.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 04, 2017, 11:30:07 AM
looking the free agent list shows exactly why i was contemplating whether i should keep blake griffin in round 2. jimmy butler, rudy gobert and draymond green are at least three players potentially available in round 2 that i would draft over him. hell even hassan whiteside finished top 25, another player i'd think about drafting over griffin.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 04, 2017, 01:10:02 PM
i think blake could start getting a lot of assists with cp3 gone
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 04, 2017, 01:18:18 PM
not likely. his assists will go down if anything, as he has to take on more of the scoring load. and looking at his last three seasons, 67 games played, 35 games played and 61 games played... he's injured all the time.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 11, 2017, 10:19:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/8qwwVo6.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 11, 2017, 10:23:48 AM
lmao
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 11, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
what's funny
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 11, 2017, 02:41:03 PM
getting a ring for winning the d league
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 22, 2017, 01:49:34 PM

revival of bennett
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 22, 2017, 02:35:58 PM
why is he still getting chances?!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 23, 2017, 06:47:43 PM

Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: foonat on September 24, 2017, 10:39:31 AM
2017, when the president of the USA calls football players sons of bitches and argues via twitter with the NBA champions
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 25, 2017, 09:41:17 AM
http://www.buzzerbeater.com/community/forum/read.aspx?thread=289336&m=1 (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/community/forum/read.aspx?thread=289336&m=1)

lol "Stuck in Same Division 24 Seasons"
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 25, 2017, 10:22:40 AM
not anymore!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 25, 2017, 10:47:55 AM


hmm i wonder what team Wade will go to...




Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 25, 2017, 10:51:25 AM
on another note...

[Sixers] The team has agreed to terms with Kris Humphries and Emeka Okafor.

holy shit those are two names i haven't heard in awhile.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 25, 2017, 11:47:44 AM
i hope wade goes to the thunder and they take out GS
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 25, 2017, 01:32:20 PM
westbrook
wade
pg
melo
adams

patterson and felton off the bench.

hmm, might actually be a team that could finally challenge the warriors. of course wade's health issues is the biggest obstacle.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 26, 2017, 01:26:27 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 26, 2017, 04:50:36 PM


oh
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 02, 2017, 10:58:57 AM
Since the new tutorial is generally aimed at new managers, only the ones which have joined us during last season will have the opportunity to seize all of the rewards, including all three players that have been summoned to lead the team as new team stars. Guys that are with us for less than two seasons will get a bit less money and two out of the three player awards, while others, that played for longer than two seasons, get no money but still get the best player awarded. These players can’t be sold for 2 seasons, as selling them would anger the fans. They can be fired though..


lol, you got two new players...
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 02, 2017, 11:00:41 AM
yeah i did lol

theyre both decent but i dont really know what to do with them. i wonder if they help attendance
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 02, 2017, 11:05:26 AM
probably will help your merch... apparently selling them gets your fans angry
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 02, 2017, 11:06:14 AM
https://streamable.com/dmdtt

good
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 02, 2017, 05:37:31 PM
both the guys it gave me are power forwards and im already training big men.  really wish they gave me guards :/
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 03, 2017, 10:57:27 AM
https://streamable.com/ojqn5
Tommy Heinsohn: "I took a look at Baynes in the shower and he looks like all of Australia. He is really... put together"

homo gay
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 03, 2017, 01:19:17 PM
melo wearing a hood in games
https://streamable.com/xvntb
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 04, 2017, 10:26:12 PM
you didn't keep devin booker?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 04, 2017, 11:15:30 PM
I would have liked to but I had a lot of options.  Basketballmonster ranking of 129, he was well behind my other choices.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 05, 2017, 09:28:27 AM
keeping booker over middleton is a no brainer.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 05, 2017, 10:20:51 AM
Seriously? Khris Middleton in the 9th round, and I can keep him again the year after this too, and he's rank 38.  Or Booker in the 10th and this is the last year I get him and he's rank 129 on basketballmonster because he's bad at fantasy and this is the last year I can keep him.  Easy call.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 05, 2017, 10:24:16 AM
not sure if youre any good at fantasy but booker has a low fg%, lots of TO.  he scores points but doesnt really fill up any other stat, no steals/blocks, no rebounds, maybe a couple of assists.  i think he's a very exciting young player with a lot of talent and i wouldnt mind owning him again but i had both guys last season and it was clear who was more valuable in fantasy and as a nice bonus, it's also the guy i can keep longer.  also look at his stats two years ago (from before he was hurt), he was #30 in the nba.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 05, 2017, 11:20:55 AM
not sure if youre any good at fantasy
me owning you for a decade straight doesn't make it clear enough?

booker has higher upside and can actually play more than 30 games in a season.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 05, 2017, 11:47:38 AM
Middleton has only been hurt once and he came back from that injury early last season!  I agree about Booker having up-side, i feel bullish on his future, but is it this season up-side (since this would be the last year I could keep him) or is it up-side that will become more apparent a couple years down the line?  Middleton is going into his prime years at age 26 and when I keep him again age 27.  Booker I can't keep again.  So if Booker finishes the season ranked below Middleton that means I made the right call.  Even if Booker finishes the season ranked slightly above Middleton, I still made the right call since I have an extra year of Middleton
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 05, 2017, 11:59:12 AM
actually middleton (top 30ish guy) in the 9th round for TWO more seasons is so good theres just no way i could pass that up.  doesnt even matter that bookers been 100ish, his weaknesses or his strengths.  you cant pass up middleton, an established fantasy player with no real weaknesses for 2 years. thats probably the best non-1st round keeper in the league.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 05, 2017, 12:49:36 PM
that's the problem with drafting rookies, when they start getting good you can't keep them anymore. i don't see any incentive to draft rookies in this league.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 05, 2017, 12:54:41 PM
Not really true... There's been lots of great rookie keepers!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 05, 2017, 02:05:28 PM
Ben Simmons didn't even play due to injury
Ingram was shit and didn't even rank in the top 200 in fantasy
Jaylen Brown was shit and didn't even rank in the top 200 in fantasy
Kris Dunn was shit and didn't even rank in the top 200 in fantasy
Buddy Heild was shit and didn't even rank in the top 200 in fantasy
Jamal Murray was shit and didn't even rank in the top 200 in fantasy
Marquess Chriss was shit and didn't even rank in the top 200 in fantasy
The ROY last year Malcolm Brogdon was ranked 114...

There will be a rare beast like Towns, majority of rookies are trash until they get acclimated to the NBA after 3-4 seasons.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 05, 2017, 02:16:03 PM
current rookie-drafted keepers
Towns was drafted in round 2 as a rookie
Myles Turner was drafted in round 13 as a rookie
Kristaps Porzingis was drafted in round 13 as a rookie
Jamal Murray was drafted in round 10 as a rookie
Marquese Chriss was drafted in round 13 as a rookie

Those are just the ones being kept this season.  There were other big hits in the past too.  I agree it's rare for a rookie to really be a superstar in their first 3 years but it's not a bad idea to draft them in late rounds or sometimes early-mid ones
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 05, 2017, 02:18:59 PM
on the other hand my brother was hugely into Giannis as a rookie, drafted him in the 12th. and wanted to keep him the next season despite him averaging 7 pts 4 rebs, and again the next. and I was of the opinion that you should throw a guy like that back, and then draft him again.  Because he would take longer to develop.  but my brother was too high on Giannis to do that, so when he became a top 10 player last season that was when he couldn't be kept anymore, hehe
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 06, 2017, 08:20:00 AM
Nicolas Batum (left elbow) out 8-12 weeks


gg
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 06, 2017, 12:26:00 PM
Jump Shot for PG / SG
Georges-Henri Valois ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from prolific to sensational .
Billy Moon ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from prominent to prolific .
Brian Forrester ↑popped↑ in Driving from strong to proficient .
Brian Forrester ↑popped↑ in Passing from mediocre to average .
Kerry Fournier ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from proficient to prominent .
Clayton Pickett ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from awful to inept .
 

owned



Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 09, 2017, 08:21:07 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLugKJLXkAEdTL1.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 10, 2017, 09:01:32 AM
Max contract
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 12:57:54 PM
that doesn't seem ridiculous to you that he got that contract? he barely plays.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 10, 2017, 02:17:08 PM
If the team doctors think he's healthy, he's good enough to merit it.  It's only the rookie max, it's basically the same deal someone just decent like otto porter got, +1 year.  For a player like embiid, i think it's worth the risk.  if his leg falls off or something and he medically retires they can get it cleared... or if he's still trying to play, but is hurt, they can get insurance money.  Whatever!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 02:30:16 PM
these are the players that in my expert genius opinion will be gone when it's my turn to pick:

durant
harden
lebron
paul
irving
lillard
wall


what do you think about it

if someone deviates from my prediction and goes with PG instead, then one of those guys will be available to me.. interesting. my expert genius decision to not keep blake griffin has obviously paid off.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 10, 2017, 03:25:11 PM
Yeah there should be someone better than Blake available, you're a few picks ahead of where Blake would be best available

However, keeping Lowry probably wasn't necessary since you  easily couldve drafted him in the 1st this year I think.  And then you couldve kept, like, covington and hardaway in addition to beal and kemba
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 04:34:41 PM
hmm covington was drafted in 8th round and tim hardaway was picked up off the waivers with a current O rank of 85... so both in the 8th round? how would that work?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 10, 2017, 05:07:53 PM
Yeah both in the 8th so one would be in the 8th and we'd have to put the other in the 9th
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 05:12:27 PM
anyways covington and hardaway aren't keeper worthy plus my second round pick would have been shittier.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 10, 2017, 05:15:56 PM
well you had a turn to choose your draft location of the available spots, so you couldve picked the same pick you ended up getting if you wanted!
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 05:19:46 PM
dumbass then lowry would be gone for sure.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 10, 2017, 05:37:37 PM
Here's the available players in ranked order if Lowry was let go

1 Durant
2 Harden
3 LeBron
4 Wall
5 Paul
6 Irving --- your 1st round pick would be here, if picks were the same
7 Gobert
8 Butler
9 George
10 Lillard
11 Whiteside
12 Green
13 Lowry
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 06:21:44 PM
hmm only 4 guys would have picked ahead of me because stork is keeping AD. i think i would pick lowry over most of the guys that would be available anyways.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 10, 2017, 06:29:20 PM
BUT youd also have pretty good value on covington and hardaway :D
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 07:23:56 PM
u said covington was a broken injured scrub that won't get minutes
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 09:22:10 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RedWickedAracari-max-14mb.gif)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 10, 2017, 10:32:08 PM
Raptors Highlights: Anunoby's First Basket - October 10, 2017 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rDlDQaU-9Q#)

he's big, has nba ready physique.. not some skinny dweeb like Ingram..
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 11, 2017, 08:18:29 AM
lol ingram is a bust
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 11, 2017, 11:07:08 AM
i'll be able to pair Lowry with PG/Butler or Lillard, not something I could have done if I didn't keep him and kept my 6th pick.

Lillard is an interesting pick because it gives me someone to replace Kemba Walker after this season but then I'm stuck with 3 PGs that won't be able to play at the same time. I'd probably have to look to trade Walker. I'm guessing someone will reach for Lillard anyways.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 11, 2017, 11:31:31 AM
im hearing a lot of demand for lillard.  ill tell you what ive heard so far, the beardless bullies want lebron but if hes gone for some reason theyll take lillard, and the trader joes want lillard if hes available.  i thought lillard would fall but it seems people want him more than cp3/wall.  if mr jackpots took lebron for some reason then things could get weird but i would guess hes taking cp3.  but who knows, maybe he takes wall or something and cp3 drops to the second round
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 11, 2017, 12:01:59 PM
I predict he'll be gone but it's something to think about in case he does fall to me. But he'll probably be more of a headache anyways giving me a logjam at PG and forcing me to sell low on Walker. In this league it's  better to draft guys that can play at least two positions .
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 11, 2017, 12:08:57 PM
even if cp3/wall fell to the 2nd round i dont think they'd reach you so thats ok.  but actually you pick high enough that even though those guys shouldnt drop that far, youd probably still have an option like jimmy butler that's comparable
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 11, 2017, 12:36:17 PM
butler or gobert are both elite and would fall to me while everyone is concerned with big name retards like wall who turn it over 5 times a game and barely make 3s and cp3 who can't play more than 60 games in a season anymore  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 11, 2017, 01:34:34 PM
just noticed the first day of the season starts off with celtics/cavs and rockets/warriors..
i don't think you could have started off the season with two better games, should be epic.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 11, 2017, 03:12:11 PM
and i think they scheduled that shit before the kyrie trade!  maybe before cp3 trade too?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 11, 2017, 03:22:44 PM
The details are finally out on Embiid's contract, and, as long as he doesn't suffer a repeat injury, Embiid is going have a big pay day. However, according to ESPN, if Embiid suffers an injury related to a previous injury then the 76ers would be able to cut him outright.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 11, 2017, 05:06:56 PM
damn.  what are u going to do when he gets cut?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 11, 2017, 05:27:29 PM

owned

first game with simmons and embiid together not televised.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 11, 2017, 05:36:50 PM
wrong

Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 01:38:57 PM
looks like i'll be dominating the league for the 3rd straight season, my team is epic.


you reached too high for booker, drafting him over horford, ibaka, millsap and melo was a big fail. drafting lonzo ball over dennis smith jr , tim hardaway, and covington was probably another big fail. that lou williams pick in round 5 by mr jackpots, wtf was that? i nearly had both melo and ariza, i was only just 2 picks away from being able to get ariza. wouldn't have ever thought i'd have the possibly of both on my team but it damn near happened.i'll never try to predict the draft again, nothing went as expected.
the laugh of the draft was definitely dwight howard being drafted while deandre jordan was still available.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 01:56:19 PM
holy fuck. this rotoworld blurb on avery fucking bradley says he has the potential to flirt with TOP 20 value this season!! these idiots are smoking something.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2017, 02:18:42 PM
looks like i'll be dominating the league for the 3rd straight season, my team is epic.


you reached too high for booker, drafting him over horford, ibaka, millsap and melo was a big fail. drafting lonzo ball over dennis smith jr , tim hardaway, and covington was probably another big fail. that lou williams pick in round 5 by mr jackpots, wtf was that? i nearly had both melo and ariza, i was only just 2 picks away from being able to get ariza. wouldn't have ever thought i'd have the possibly of both on my team but it damn near happened.i'll never try to predict the draft again, nothing went as expected.
the laugh of the draft was definitely dwight howard being drafted while deandre jordan was still available.
Lol youre really nitpicking but also rather wrong.

all those guys you say i shouldnt have drafted booker over are over the hill, and none of them play sg.  reminder i kept turner/embiid and used my pick in the 2nd on blake, and my 1st round pick durant also has pf eligibility.  what i really needed was a PG but the guys available (jrue, teague) i thought were shitty

Smith Jr is good too but i wanted someone high guaranteed assists because i was still looking for a point guard.  Ball is the more sure thing there.

The picks by mr jackpots were all guys who actually were ranked that high in yahoos rankings, but i just dont know why they were ranked that high.  i wasnt gonna touch em for several rounds
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 03:46:21 PM
that sucks that you picked a weak young player that will come with a headache of turnovers and missed shots over elite fantasy players all because of position needs. also teague finished in the top 45 so i don't know what world you think he's shitty and booker isn't. jrue also finished just outside the top 50. i doubt booker will be ranking that high any time soon. booker was ranked 129 last season.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2017, 04:09:02 PM
yeah actually, you make a decent point about the turnovers, i was expecting to have harden and already have embiid, theyre both turnover prone, so i figured booker would be a nice fit.  then if he continued to grow into a beast i could keep him and harden next season.

instead i got durant, a rare top player with extremely low TO, making booker less of a fit.  but im mostly hoping he grows anyway.  and that he could be a future keeper since my other keepers embiid and turner are expiring.  could go durant/middleton/booker or durant/middleton/ball... we'll see how guys develop
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 04:35:20 PM
so since you dropped him and made him a free agent then redrafted him he's eligible to be kept for another 3 seasons?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2017, 04:37:38 PM
i didnt keep him, you mean.  since he wasnt kept and was drafted normally, yeah hes now like any other unkept player.  he was there for anyone to draft, i got him, and i can have him this year and 2 more if i choose to keep him, just like all the players people select in the draft
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 04:41:24 PM
when walker is back on the free agents next season and i draft him again  i'll be able to keep him for another 3 seasons?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2017, 04:43:33 PM
Yeah sure. if a player isnt kept it doesnt matter who drafts them, they can keep them for an add'l 2 seasons if they so choose
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 04:45:45 PM
owned
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2017, 04:49:06 PM
what?  because you want kemba for 3 more years?
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 04:53:24 PM
i'll just keep him until he finishes his career
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 12, 2017, 04:56:04 PM
well youll have to redraft him and someone could take him before you.

anyway hes had a lot of knee surgeries, i think he'll drop off suddenly at a certain point.
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 12, 2017, 05:19:31 PM
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 15, 2017, 04:35:09 PM
CJ Miles Highlights 2017.10.13 at Bulls - 27 Pts, 6 Threes! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygZENXJFO2g#)




i wonder who the elite fantasy player was who drafted cj miles he must own and be smart as fuck
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 15, 2017, 04:52:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZyI8bHZ.png)
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 15, 2017, 05:04:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ZyI8bHZ.png)
yeah right
Title: Re: nba 2016-2017 thread
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 15, 2017, 05:09:09 PM
a lot of ball movement in the pre season, we'll see how it translates to regular season.

i'm already calling OG Anunoby a steal , top 10 player fell to 23rd. owned.