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Title: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 17, 2017, 08:34:31 PM
Hayward breaks his leg https://streamable.com/j4yf3

and Bobby Portis punches Mirotic during practice and breaks his face

good start to the season
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 17, 2017, 08:47:43 PM
yikes

mirotic face is seriously broken it sounds like

and hayward already possibly done for the year
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2017, 05:25:47 PM
what the fuck? rockets won? they were getting owned so i stopped watching. lol @ pj tucker with 20 pts.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 18, 2017, 05:28:13 PM
draymond got hurt.  iggy was out.  rockets came back
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2017, 05:50:42 PM
Nikola Mirotic Was the Aggressor, Charged at Bobby Portis Multiple Times Before Getting Punched


hmm owned.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 18, 2017, 06:26:11 PM
i dunno if pushing and shoving makes him the aggressor over the guy who threw the punch, and smashed his face into pieces, nearly killing him.  but yeah it doesn't sound like he got punched for no reason
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2017, 07:04:31 PM
hmm yahoo's new stat tracker is elite.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2017, 08:47:28 PM

owned
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2017, 09:57:25 PM
regret drafting Irving.....Butler or PG would have been better options.

regret drafting Wes Matthews, my shit would have been a better option.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2017, 10:19:10 PM
https://streamable.com/xpc37

jeremy lin knee injury, he done.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 18, 2017, 10:42:08 PM
i was wrong about wes matthews, he's elite
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2017, 03:17:06 PM
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Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 04:43:32 PM
42/114
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fuck life shitty fg%
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 04:44:18 PM
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Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2017, 05:20:03 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 05:32:10 PM
https://gfycat.com/bewitcheddefinitiveharrierhawk

hmm good pass from T Ross
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 05:40:13 PM
lol Ariza was dropped.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2017, 05:48:55 PM
I looked at his stats last year and he really was like a 3 and d guy, even in fantasy.  3s, steals, the rest of his numbers not too great.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 06:33:58 PM
looking at basketballmonster's 9-category rankings he ranked inside the top 40 last season... even despite his poor fg and ft percentages.. that's not a guy u just drop after 2 bad games  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 19, 2017, 07:12:35 PM
yah bad drop. he basically swapped him for tucker also on houston

i play you next week and my lineup is filled out nicely
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 07:34:02 PM
maybe you'll win, maybe you won't though, maybe i'll pick up ariza with my 3 place waiver, owned.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 07:37:27 PM
raptors time aka beer time
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 09:51:26 PM
https://streamable.com/sclco


damn hopefully Melo doesn't suicide after this
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 19, 2017, 10:28:33 PM

hmm good shit
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 20, 2017, 12:15:17 AM
Raptors Post-Game: OG Anunoby - October 19, 2017 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzzdGVz5X-w#)


yes good elite interview
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 20, 2017, 01:26:03 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 20, 2017, 06:03:14 PM
lmao deandre had 24 rebounds in 32 minutes... also made 4/4 free throws, he owns at free throws now.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 20, 2017, 06:29:16 PM
Lonzo Ball vs Patrick Beverley - Beverley mocks Lonzo, but gets revenge with crossover! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgFecAoGJ8#)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 21, 2017, 04:41:37 PM
wow you had some superb games from Ball and Booker last night.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2017, 10:49:37 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2017, 05:58:45 PM


jesus christ
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 22, 2017, 06:00:09 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 22, 2017, 08:57:21 PM
Phoenix is a freaking dumpster fire. that's insane
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 23, 2017, 10:04:25 AM
https://streamable.com/3t2tl

lol wiggins took a big fucking shit on OKC
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 23, 2017, 10:06:58 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 23, 2017, 03:59:06 PM
lucky bullshit, shouldnt count
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 23, 2017, 05:25:44 PM

Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 23, 2017, 05:32:11 PM
theyre going to hold him out until they trade him
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 24, 2017, 09:58:01 AM
Good thing I got blake griffin in the second round. What a steal!
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2017, 10:40:41 AM


until he gets injured


he's averaging 3 three pointers a game and .875 free throw % and 1.5 steals per game, that might not be sustainable  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2017, 10:43:28 AM
lowry had 6 pts and 3 assists last night, fuck life
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2017, 10:45:28 AM
Joel Embiid told reporters that Andre Drummond "doesn't play any defense" following the Sixers victory over the Pistons on Monday night.

Embiid scored 30 points (on 11-of-15 shooting) and grabbed nine rebounds in 28 minutes. Afterward, he called out Drummond directly. "Defensively, he doesn’t play any defense," said Embiid. "When we started the game, he was being aggressive and he was talking, too. … So what I was like [in my mind] ‘You want to do that? I’m going to kick your [butt] then. So that’s what I did." After getting into it with Hassan Whiteside earlier this month, Embiid has made it clear he is not afraid of mixing it up with opposing centers.


lmfao
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 24, 2017, 11:45:11 AM
lowry had 6 pts and 3 assists last night, fuck life
dominated by dejounte

Joel Embiid told reporters that Andre Drummond "doesn't play any defense" following the Sixers victory over the Pistons on Monday night.

Embiid scored 30 points (on 11-of-15 shooting) and grabbed nine rebounds in 28 minutes. Afterward, he called out Drummond directly. "Defensively, he doesn’t play any defense," said Embiid. "When we started the game, he was being aggressive and he was talking, too. … So what I was like [in my mind] ‘You want to do that? I’m going to kick your [butt] then. So that’s what I did." After getting into it with Hassan Whiteside earlier this month, Embiid has made it clear he is not afraid of mixing it up with opposing centers.


lmfao
lol he rules so much but someone is just gonna rear back and punch him in the face someday
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2017, 05:24:51 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2017, 07:09:34 PM
should have picked up Poeltl with Jonas being out, he's elite. But I don't think Jonas is going to miss more than another 2 games.. I hope.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 24, 2017, 10:19:40 PM
Ball doesn't make sense for your team, you basically got a punt assist team going on with Smart and George Hill and another rookie that doesn't get a whole lot of assists as your PGs.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2017, 08:30:48 AM
wow that guy actually rejected deandre for porzingis.  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2017, 10:42:33 AM
wasn't sure about your Markkanen trade but looks like it paid off.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2017, 10:48:55 AM
Ball doesn't make sense for your team, you basically got a punt assist team going on with Smart and George Hill and another rookie that doesn't get a whole lot of assists as your PGs.
It's not a punt assist team because of the aforementioned Ball (double digit assist guy), Durant 5apg, and, you guesed it, BLAKE GRIFFIN
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2017, 10:49:29 AM
wasn't sure about your Markkanen trade but looks like it paid off.
I still need to add a PG to my team, but i believed in markkanen.  so it was a bad trade in terms of positional availability but good to get me a guy i thought might be a stud.  no disrespect to fox though
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2017, 10:50:26 AM
wow that guy actually rejected deandre for porzingis.  ;D
Wait why would you even offer that, the reject button is gonna get hit so fast.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2017, 11:04:22 AM
wow that guy actually rejected deandre for porzingis.  ;D
Wait why would you even offer that, the reject button is gonna get hit so fast.

because he has Drummond and Gortat, both poor free throw shooters... Porzingis is kept one last season, DeAndre can be kept for 3.

 am i the only one who knows how to play this fantasy stuff?!?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2017, 11:16:28 AM
Porzingis is elite. DeAndre tanks your FT%

He still is likely operating under the illusion that Drummond is good at FT shooting now.  He's obviously not and maybe he'll reconsider when Drummond starts missing 75% of them.  at that point he may just want to drop Drummond though.  Gortat's ft shooting isn't a big deal, he doesn't get fouled much

I know Porzingis cant be kept again but you do raise a good point about DeAndre as a potential keeper.  i would hate to have him on my team but he did go hilariously late in the draft..
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2017, 11:25:15 AM
lmao i'll pick drummond up and go full punt ft if he drops him...

but i did notice an issue, all three guys (DeAndre, Gorat, Drummond) are C only eligible. which means you couldn't play all three at the same time.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 25, 2017, 11:36:31 AM
Oh i mean he'd try to move Drummond probably, not just drop him.  but what does gortat have to do with it, he's not usually lumped in with the bad FT shooters, who are:

Drummond, DeAndre, Dwight.  and then you have the secondary bad ft guys like LeBron, Gobert, Whiteside.  last year gortat wasnt even in the top 25 of guys to negatively impact your ft %
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2017, 11:42:01 AM
Gortat is trash at free throws, even if he isn't the worst of the worse he does have a negative impact.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 25, 2017, 10:37:35 PM
embarrassing watching Dirk, guy has clearly been long due for retirement.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2017, 08:45:08 AM
hmm Raptors played good vs the Blowarriors last night, despite Lowry doing nothing. Poeltl is elite , 11 offensive rebounds hahaha.
norman powell has been utterly useless, they should start the rookie over him.

Meanwhile that perpetually overrated dumbfuck team the Wizards lost to the fakers.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2017, 09:11:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/08zsHzb.png)

owned
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 26, 2017, 10:59:35 AM
Raptors in crunch time
(https://i.imgur.com/QZIEcM1.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 26, 2017, 11:00:26 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2017, 11:04:45 AM
Raptors in crunch time
(https://i.imgur.com/QZIEcM1.jpg)



lawl old habits.

 
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2017, 11:05:47 AM
Raptors Highlights: Lowry to Siakam Alley-Oop - October 25, 2017 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlBsV9FBeWM#)

look at this epic play when Lowry strips that dumb bitch Durant and throws it up to another elite player Siakam for the alley oop
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2017, 11:21:22 AM


lol owned
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 26, 2017, 11:51:55 AM
embiids pregame warmup lol. he made a bitch out of lonzo, lavar was probably cryinh
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 26, 2017, 01:21:37 PM
good thing i drafted rondae, he's an elite superstar now. he blocked lebron into retirement.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 08:54:54 AM
jesus fuck Cousins took a big fucking shit on his former team, 43 pts 23 rebounds 6 assists
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 11:26:03 AM
your fucking team tho..

Lauri Markkanen hits the dagger three to put the Bulls up 4 (https://streamable.com/qbmly)
Blake Griffin wins the game with the buzzer beater 3 pointer (https://streamable.com/zx0bi)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
fuck you
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2017, 11:29:57 AM
Lol

I'm talking to another team, they want to trade Westbrook for Durant. Discuss
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 11:59:16 AM
you suck shit at turnovers anyways, he'll give you the assists you need, don't lose any rebounding because westbrook is actually averaging more boards than durant right now, you'll lose blocks, gain steals... your pg is easily your weakest position so yea, that work. you still have middleton and tj warren as small forwards, but only 2.. you'll probably have to trade one of your bigs for an elite SF like Rondae.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2017, 12:07:16 PM
Yeah i was thinking it would really free me up to suck at TO and FG% (Booker and Ball would no longer be bad fits), and help fill my PG hole.  Ball and Westbrook both (plus a guy like Blake) would make me rule at assists. 

Theyd throw in a SF like aminu and id throw in a PG like dinwiddie or whatever (crap). 

the downside is that my team still wont be perfectly balanced, i had that freakin scrub donovan mitchell jacking up bad shots this week and lonzo ball and im still ahead in fg% - guys like Blake, Kanter, Myles Turner are good FG% guys. 

The alternative to this trade would be dealing Ball for another high assist PG and then weathering booker and rarely using Smart.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 12:10:42 PM
aminu was just literally picked off the waiver wire minutes ago.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2017, 12:11:33 PM
hes solid though, hes been around for a few years as a decent fantasy guy
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 12:12:16 PM
no idea what The Harden They Come is doing.. picked up Larry Nance than dropped him a minutes later
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 12:13:31 PM
lol Tyreke Evans was recently picked off the waiver as well,  he probably isn't a good long term option though.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 12:15:06 PM
I was watching Markieff Morris , thinking about picking him up when he got healthy.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2017, 12:38:15 PM
when did you add Frank the Tank.  Uhh also i think Larry Nance might be better than Morris.  Too bad he's fighting Randle for minutes.  Both those guys would be pretty good with 30+ mpg
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 12:50:31 PM
I picked him up awhile ago to replace the useless piece of garbage ryan andereson
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 27, 2017, 01:01:43 PM
Ball averaging 9 boards wtf.. between him Westbrook and Smart you'll have some of the best rebounding guards.
i do think Westbrook is a better fit on your team than Durant.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2017, 01:02:47 PM
I think you might be right.  Maybe I should have agreed to that deal when it was offered yesterday.  He asked me to make a commitment and I said I wanted to think about it, now maybe he'll change his mind too.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 27, 2017, 01:14:05 PM
not totally sure though, still.  Outside of Ball, Booker is basically my only liability and i think i can weather him.  Smart too but he's not good enough to factor in.  Back to thinking I'd rather trade Ball.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 30, 2017, 11:20:22 PM
https://streamable.com/l64qv

jesus fucking christ Wiggins took a big fucking dump on the Heat, the Heat are thinking about deleting their franchise from existence now
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 31, 2017, 10:15:35 AM
lol Raptors beat down the Trailblazers on the road without Jonas or Ibaka. They were afraid of Lucas 'Bebe' Nogueria's face tattoos.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 31, 2017, 10:18:31 AM
Lucas "Bebe" Nogueira 17 Pts 9 Rebs 5 Blks, 7-8 FGM vs Blazers Full Highlights (30/10/2017) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dau2y8kzJKY#)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 31, 2017, 10:32:26 AM
Jonathon Simmons and Kelly Oubre and Tyreke Evans got picked up, all guys i kind of wanted... i dont want to drop anyone right now though :(   but george hill is testing my patience
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 31, 2017, 10:50:02 AM
Had Simmons and Oubre both on my watch list but neither seemed very good. Simmons doesn't provide much out of some 3s and points. Oubre doesn't seem to be involved much, he'll get like 40 minutes and finish with 6 pts. Oubre only seems worth a pick up if Porter or Beal get hurt.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 31, 2017, 11:21:47 AM
oubre is a young buck, still only 21yo, starting to emerge a bit and i think he has talent.  steals and 3s have been there.  but markieff coming back will cut into his time i bet.

youre right about simmons except that hes still pretty good despite that.  17/3.5/2 with good % is worth owning even if he isnt lighting the world on fire
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on October 31, 2017, 11:28:37 AM
http://www.buzzerbeater.com/league/80/overview.aspx (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/league/80/overview.aspx)

i might put out a lineup that actually attempts to beat indiana all-stars tongiht, instead of throwing.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 31, 2017, 04:47:47 PM
https://instagram.com/p/Ba63BcsnGgw/


owned
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 01, 2017, 12:33:29 PM
when raptors were beating down the failblazers they held them to 1 field goal in the entire second quarter which they never made until there was seconds left to go. which means they were seconds away from holding failblazers to 0 field goals in an entire quarter. which means it was a real life version of my buzzerbeater team vs yours.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 01, 2017, 05:52:53 PM
Kyrie on flat-earth: "The whole intent behind it wasn’t to bash science and be seen as this insane individual. When I started actually doing research on my own and figuring out that there is no real picture of Earth... the intent was for people to open up and do their own research."


i'm fucking dead ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 01, 2017, 05:55:37 PM
dumb people who think theyre really smart
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 02, 2017, 12:33:22 PM
hmm Middleton with 43 pts in a loss
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 02, 2017, 12:56:02 PM
Hes good. You thought I shouldnt have kept him lol
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 02, 2017, 01:46:13 PM
he's giving 5th round value in 9-category leagues. maybe you think a player like that is worth holding on throughout a season ending injury. elite players like me just draft 5-round value guys in the 13th round like Rondae. owned.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 02, 2017, 02:32:16 PM
He's going to keep moving up the rankings and I got him in the 9th and he never had a season ending injury
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 02, 2017, 04:19:09 PM
so Irving is ranked 12, Paul George is ranked 18, and Jimmy Butler ranked 58. Looks like I may have made the right decision after all.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 02, 2017, 05:31:07 PM
I don't think anyone second-guessed your taking Irving there.  That was good he fell to you.

Butler's rank will come up though I bet.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 04, 2017, 01:38:21 AM
https://streamable.com/rjefe

damn Irving is elite.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 07, 2017, 11:56:50 AM
i sent dc divas a trade offer last week, she hasn't responded. wtf is she doing.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 07, 2017, 12:07:10 PM
i sent her a trade offer too, and i heard my trade wasnt the only one she had waiting, was curious what the other was.  what did you send?

i sent kanter for lavine
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 07, 2017, 12:17:12 PM
walker for oladipo
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 07, 2017, 10:06:47 PM
https://streamable.com/sz1jz

 ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 08, 2017, 03:49:31 PM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistinctAbsoluteEeve-size_restricted.gif the fuck?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 08, 2017, 04:56:07 PM
Blatt was way better lol






lol
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 08, 2017, 04:58:25 PM
no he wasnt

team just sucks now, everyone is bad except lebron and love
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 09, 2017, 12:36:52 PM
stork patrol doesn't appear to answer trade offers either.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 09, 2017, 02:43:54 PM
You dropped Sabonis
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 09, 2017, 04:31:22 PM
You dropped Sabonis

do you think sabonis has much value in 9-cat leagues when he can't hit the 3 ball or get any defensive stats and since turner got back his rebounding is now reduced.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 09, 2017, 10:51:25 PM
AD was talking shit before the game saying "Raptors are going to take the L" , but they got owned. AD is  yet to beat the Raptors in his career.  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 10, 2017, 09:39:03 AM
what the fuck is this league... did dc divas just pick up sabonis off the waiver and trade him for 82% owned jaylen brown?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 10, 2017, 10:09:03 AM
what the fuck is this league... did dc divas just pick up sabonis off the waiver and trade him for 82% owned jaylen brown?
65% owned and 82% owned... not that crazy.  i knew that was going to happen, she used her #1 waiver priority to execute that trade and get brown.  anyway jaylen brown is bad at fts... and ranked far worse than sabonis over the last 2 weeks
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 10, 2017, 11:02:05 AM
Vince Carter: I’d like Raptors to retire my jersey
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 12, 2017, 07:41:16 PM
Jonas is probably my mistake of the draft but since he's a Raptor I ride or die with him!
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 13, 2017, 10:30:58 AM
I made a big trade to get rid of Ball and he immediately went off.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 13, 2017, 10:41:09 AM
He plays good against Bledsoe
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 13, 2017, 10:43:04 AM
since Powell is injured it's OG Anunobly time, I'll pick him off the waivers.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 13, 2017, 11:44:05 PM
eh with all these underachievers and mistakes i made one bright spot seems to be my pickup of Donovan Mitchell.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 14, 2017, 10:40:57 AM
He shoots too much but yeah, good player.  At least a big part of Utah's team anyway
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 14, 2017, 10:54:48 AM
just noticed he was drafted in the 13th round.. damn.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 11:17:55 AM
when did raptors sign Kawahii Lenoard... oh that was OG Anunobly dominating Harden last night!
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 12:58:03 PM
what a joke the NBA is when someone can flop their way to 19 pts.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 04:15:53 PM
can't get a trade going, just insulting garbage offers for my elite guards.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 15, 2017, 04:34:27 PM
You should have made a trade with me before I sent away Markkanen and Kanter.  I used to have a lot of bigs and needed a guard.  Now I have fewer bigs and am pinning my hopes on Payton.  I would have done something like Myles Turner <-> Kemba Walker :(
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 04:39:13 PM
ok i'll give u Jonas and Walker for Turner, discuss
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 15, 2017, 04:47:50 PM
Well, before i had Embiid/Blake/Turner PLUS Kanter and Markkanen.  So like 5 guys i wanted to start in those two positions + util sometimes

Now I just have Embiid/Blake/Turner... Kuzma as well can play PF, but he's SF eligible too, so there's no crunch at center anymore.  In fact 3 good guys is what you want so you can staff both PF/C with good players most nights.  I might still be willing to do that trade if Jonas was playing better but he seems to have become a 20mpg bum... with zero blocks
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 04:55:39 PM
yea he has 2 blocks all season. retard casey isn't helping with this 3 center rotation of jonas/bebe/poeltl.
especially stupid since poeltl is clearly better than bebe, bebe probably shouldn't even be playing at all. 
and if that retard benches OG when powell comes back he needs to be fired so quick.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 05:14:37 PM
i'm stacked at guard
my sf/pf situation is very solid with melo, hollis-jefferson and prince.
basically i just need a decent pf/c and i'll win the league.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 05:20:51 PM

owned
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 15, 2017, 05:30:33 PM
i'm stacked at guard
my sf/pf situation is very solid with melo, hollis-jefferson and prince.
basically i just need a decent pf/c and i'll win the league.
mister mo jamm has a post about needing a PG.. maybe you can complete a swap with him
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 05:42:03 PM
yes he offered me Aldridge, I'm only interesting in Porzingis or Drummond.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 06:02:30 PM
why is Portland even inquiring about a trade.. he needs a big more than he needs a guard.

Jokic is literally his only good big.
Meanwhile he has Westbrook, Chris Paul, D'Angelo and Hardaway as his guards. lol.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 15, 2017, 06:12:35 PM
I almost traded him Durant for Westbrook remember

Anyway Steven Adams is good too, would be funny if they traded one of their only good centers.  Maybe JaMychal Green will pan out
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 15, 2017, 06:50:13 PM
https://streamable.com/qy97j
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2017, 09:27:14 AM
Player 25: 5 star rating 5 star potential A+ grade rating 18 6'7 SF

seems good.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 16, 2017, 10:28:12 AM
that's good.  i think SF means it's really good because he has an A+ grade without being a pure big.  grade is based on salary and bigs have higher salary so it's easier for a shitty big to get an A+.  but an A+ SF should be very good, plus 18 years old.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 16, 2017, 10:30:58 AM
I'm only doing 1 scouting point per week, so I decided to just spend it by scouting and interviewing random guys.  Had 7 scouting points, so I fully scouted two players and both are A+ but both are 19-years-old.  One of them is 5 star potential SF, 6'3".  Means he has some decent baseline big skills but still is short and can round out into a stud with guard skills.  Too bad I can't really train guards right now. 
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2017, 10:46:37 AM
3 balls per week seems to be the best deal , it's 20k less a week than 4 balls per week...
 but i've been doing 4 all season.


the sf i found is pretty much the perfect player im looking for, because i'm looking to train well-rounded types and it sounds like he'll already have a well-rounded base. on top of that he's 18 and potential hofer.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 16, 2017, 10:48:49 AM
I might have a chance to get him in the draft even though my team is good now.  My reasoning is:
He's not a 1 or 2 ball prospect, so he won't be uncovered by anyone doing the group demonstration
I scouted Players 13 and 17, so they won't be autodrafted.  That's why I aimed for those random guys
Unintentional, but since they're 19, they probably won't be targeted as much by people who did the scouting combine.

3 balls per week seems to be the best deal , it's 20k less a week than 4 balls per week...
 but i've been doing 4 all season.


the sf i found is pretty much the perfect player im looking for, because i'm looking to train well-rounded types and it sounds like he'll already have a well-rounded base. on top of that he's 18 and potential hofer.
Better tank
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2017, 10:55:13 AM
u should just save your points into next season
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2017, 10:55:59 AM
no need to tank, this league is all bot teams lol. i think they automatically draft shit players so good draftees don't get wasted on bot teams.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2017, 11:04:36 AM
btw i upgraded to superior trainer the other day, cost me 700k... 15k salary.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 16, 2017, 11:07:43 AM
scouting points carry over?  hmm

i think bots automatically draft player 1, then player 2, then player 3 etc

i have a superior trainer too, he was at $26k salary though.  $15k salary guys were going for like $1.5m when i looked for weeks.  so i got this guy for $475k.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2017, 11:37:57 AM
>scouting points carry over?  hmm

yes they made that change several seasons back.


>i think bots automatically draft player 1, then player 2, then player 3 etc

if that's the case there's no problem, the sf i'm targeting is player 25.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 16, 2017, 10:51:25 PM
the most insane thing isn't that the celtics beat the warriors, but that they beat them while shooting 33%.....
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 17, 2017, 12:48:53 PM
refs
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2017, 09:45:07 PM
Kyle Lowry: 5 threes 22 pts 8 rebounds 10 assists
Bradley Beal: 5 threes 28 pts 10 rebounds 4 assists 1 steal
Kemba Walker: 5 threes 47 points 6 rebounds 5 assists
Donovan Mitchell: 1 three 15 pts 7 rebounds 8 assists 1 steal 1 block


and the best offer I get is fucking LaMarcus Oldridge?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 17, 2017, 11:04:18 PM
Raptors Highlights: Picture Perfect Finish - November 17, 2017 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G84fOQFWdEs#)


bruh
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 20, 2017, 02:40:23 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 20, 2017, 04:17:03 PM


oh
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 20, 2017, 04:25:51 PM
wow a high number, he must be good despite being either physically or psychologically incapable of shooting a basketball.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 20, 2017, 11:07:53 PM
haha Irving with 47 pts on over 70% shooting and this dude thinks Porzingis is more valuable  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 21, 2017, 09:57:35 AM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 21, 2017, 05:36:33 PM
are u trying to make an argument that a rookie and sophomore have a better impact on the Celtics than Irving? lol
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 21, 2017, 05:53:54 PM
No, I don't think it's Jaylen/Tatum. The team's MVP is Brad Stephens and his system. Most important guy on the floor is Horford, followed by Smart and Kyrie. When you first offered Kyrie for Porzingis I thought it was a bad deal for him but now I think it's good, except I bet it means he'd be forfeiting blocks.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 21, 2017, 06:03:32 PM
No. Irving is clearly the most important guy on the court for the Celtics and it's not close. You can make that argument that they beat the Raptors without Irving but that was more of a fluke than anything. Raptors made sloppy passes all game and had 7 turnovers in the first quarter alone. Celtics attempted 20 more shots and still only won the game by 1 point. The point is that Celtics in a series wouldn't beat the Raptors without Irving. Celtics in a series without Irving probably wouldn't beat any playoff team.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 21, 2017, 06:18:11 PM
Celtics aren't even good, who cares
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 21, 2017, 06:56:59 PM
why is it difficult to trade for a good big with all the elite guards i have.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 21, 2017, 07:20:57 PM
Damm we shouldve traded instead of me doing that big deal where i flipped markkanen for elfrid payton
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 21, 2017, 07:23:46 PM
let's see
Offered Beal for Clint Capela
Beal for Marc Gasol
both rejected
waiting to hear an answer on Beal for Love
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 21, 2017, 07:35:48 PM
My brother will give you Towns for Beal if you throw in a second good player.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 21, 2017, 07:53:42 PM
probably not.. but depends on the other player he wants.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 21, 2017, 08:33:45 PM
he said hed do towns + ?? for beal + jordan
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 22, 2017, 11:00:34 PM
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 27, 2017, 08:52:27 PM
[Lawrence] NBA Trade Rumors: Memphis Might Deal Marc Gasol, With Toronto, Cleveland Seen As Viable Destinations
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 28, 2017, 10:15:21 AM
lol. the update on him says he did try to go back in the game, so im hoping hes only out like a week or somethnig.  clippers barely play this week anyway.  let the record show that im currebntly in first place despite losing hayward my third rounder for the season, so basically im really good
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 29, 2017, 01:37:44 PM
lol i forgot to set my lineup but my buzzerbeater team ended up beating a 16-0 team and he started his best players too
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 04, 2017, 06:37:47 PM
hmm i can see why mojam is ranked #1.. he lucked into a pretty stacked team.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 06, 2017, 11:57:12 AM
hmm i can see why mojam is ranked #1.. he lucked into a pretty stacked team.
still mad i dropped tyreke, i thought he'd be good but then thought, i forget... that i needed to get someone with more up-side that would be in demand while tyreke would sit on waivers unclaimed for ab it, or something.  oh yeah it was for deaaron fox who i flipped for markkanen.  i also had donovan mitchell but dropped him for spencer dinwiddie although that one worked out okay too i guess

yeah his team is super good though, although i beat him easily.  5-4 although it was 7-2 until the last hour. 
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 08, 2017, 08:47:53 AM
hmm
my FTM/A 68/86
mistermojam 66/86

our teams have attempted exactly the same amount of free throws and he only missed 2 fewer. very interesting yes.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 08, 2017, 09:23:28 PM
Oladipo is taking a big shit on the Cavs
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 09, 2017, 12:04:52 PM
He's good now.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 09, 2017, 01:19:54 PM
he was always good, it was just hard to tell playing next to ball hogging westbrick.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 09, 2017, 03:04:33 PM
youre gonna piss people off bragging about how good your players are lol

btw larry hughes is more of a true waiver wire pick up since he was undrafted.  donovan mitchell was drafted and owned by 2 people before you added him.  which also makes bragging ab out his success a shot at a few people...
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 09, 2017, 05:10:19 PM
>btw larry hughes is more of a true waiver wire pick up since he was undrafted.

what are you talking about? if a guy coming off a 18.8 ppg season and 6th round finish went undrafted in your league, that's a problem with your league. he wouldn't have been on the waiver in  most leagues. Mitchell was like 10% owned at one point.

>donovan mitchell was drafted and owned by 2 people before you added him.  which also makes bragging ab out his success a shot at a few people...

one of those people is you, and you're crying hard about it. you said dimwiddle was a fine replacement, ;D
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 09, 2017, 07:11:58 PM
for what it's worth donovan mitchell was in my queue during the draft.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2017, 12:46:59 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7irwar/did_westbrook_just_have_the_worst_triple_double/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7irwar/did_westbrook_just_have_the_worst_triple_double/)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 13, 2017, 06:35:06 PM
do you think Thibs ruined Rose's career by overplaying him? Towns got 48 minutes last night, lol.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 14, 2017, 03:51:04 PM
No I don't think that's what ruined Rose's career whatsoever.  I do think Thibs plays his guys more minutes than the rest of the NBA though.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 14, 2017, 04:26:26 PM
hmm Jonas has a three pointer in his last three games. he's elite shooting 3s now.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 18, 2017, 02:44:04 PM
yeah the playoffs are firming into shape very early in the season this year, the top six teams are miles ahead of the bottom 6
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 18, 2017, 03:11:28 PM
Steven Adams has more OWS than PG-13 + Carmelo + RW
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 19, 2017, 10:21:09 PM
cool i beat the top seeded team in my division even though he put in more effort and was playing at home
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 20, 2017, 02:37:51 PM
Lol.  Barkley's big fat ass, discuss
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 21, 2017, 09:29:25 PM
damn what a comeback win for the Raptors behind DeRozan's 45 pts (new career high).
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 22, 2017, 12:09:12 PM
https://streamable.com/hdj2b

marv albert = brain damaged
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 23, 2017, 11:18:45 AM
i had jordan bell on my watchlist for like a month and nearly picked him up during the first quarter last night.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 24, 2017, 08:24:59 AM
I don't think he's gonna be that great

Lol my first season not tanking I made the bb finals. Funny thing is I ran an outside box and one and this guy I beat still had his SG score 56 points
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 27, 2017, 02:08:09 PM
I didn't set my lineup for g1 of the finals and the coach sent everyone out at the wrong positions. That's fine because I wasn't going to win anyway but I would have done Playoff Normal to try to steal game 2. But maybe he'll throw g2 so we can make more money
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 27, 2017, 10:52:14 PM
Rondo 2-7-25

interesting stat line  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 29, 2017, 12:10:42 PM
Gg in the scrimmage.

You dropped T.J Warren? That's interesting.........
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 01, 2018, 07:52:48 AM
yeah i wasn't getting much use out of him but probably a mistake.

i won my bb league, the guy i played in the finals threw game 2 a little bit and really threw g3 so I won even without setting my lineup and my PF playing pg etc. not sure why he did that
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 01, 2018, 07:56:35 AM
I also got a solid 19yo MVP in the draft. Not sure yet but may have to turn around and sell him
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 01, 2018, 09:56:16 AM
 i didn't get the rookie i wanted, the rest of the 18 year olds were trash. i got some 7'3 perennial allstar i'll probably train up and sell, get some of that money back i wasted on scouting.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 01, 2018, 10:15:57 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Raptors_accomplishments_and_records#Most_points_scored

DeRozan.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 02, 2018, 10:59:42 AM
dumb game forcing me into win mode... what do you think about these players i'm about to buy?

(https://i.imgur.com/rmDBTO3.png)

did you even think a perennial allstar could get to that level?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 03, 2018, 08:37:11 PM
450k promotion bonus. Probably can sell more seats. Do you think I can go 0-16 and being promoted will still be worth it? Because I'm gonna get my ass kicked this season
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 03, 2018, 08:38:59 PM
It's a lot to pay for guys who will start getting skill drops in a few seasons. They're really good though. The perennial all star probably avoided getting capped by not going in too heavy on the big man skills
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 04, 2018, 12:49:37 PM
i added a raptor onto my team
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 04, 2018, 01:39:53 PM
i haven't checked yet  but i guess delon wright
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 04, 2018, 04:59:01 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 09, 2018, 01:52:51 PM
Here's DMC pouting for a full minute after a no-call against the *squints at uniforms* University of Oregon.

https://streamable.com/8qr8z
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 09, 2018, 02:55:52 PM


    In his year at college, before pausing his degree to play in the NBA, Brown wrote a thesis about how institutionalised sport impacts on education. “I was super emotional reading about it,” he says of his chosen subject. “There’s this idea of America that some people have to win and some have to lose so certain things are in place to make this happen. Some people have to be the next legislators and political elites and some have to fill the prisons and work in McDonald’s. That’s how America works. It’s a machine which needs people up top, and people down low.

    “Even though I’ve ended up in a great place, who is to say where I would’ve been without basketball? It makes me feel for my friends. And my little brothers or cousins have no idea how their social mobility is being shaped. I wish more and more that I can explain it to them. Just because I’m the outlier in my neighbourhood who managed to avoid the barriers set up to keep the privileged in privilege, and the poor still poor, why should I forget about the people who didn’t have the same chance as me?”



Hmm Jaylen Brown owns.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 10, 2018, 10:53:18 AM
hmm Barea was providing me nice assists but I couldn't leave a high upside player like Bogdon Bogdonovich on the waiver.

It appears Yahoo is fucking up on the position eligibilty. Bogdon had been playing SF for most of Nov/Dec and now has been playing PG, yet he has only SG eligibility. Also Prince has been playing PF yet only has SF eligbility.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 11, 2018, 10:19:56 AM
that sucks that u traded away Lauri Markkanen, big mistake.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 11, 2018, 08:55:07 PM
so Raptors are murdering the Cavs right now without Lowry or Ibaka and Jonas in foul trouble.  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 13, 2018, 10:07:11 PM
damn raptors came back from a 600 point deficient vs the warriors to lose by 2 points.. crazy game. maybe if they didn't play horrible defense in the first half and dug themselves a hole they may have won! oh and Lowry always shits on the Warriors, so him playing could have helped..
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 14, 2018, 09:30:58 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7q9hh4/derozan_is_the_closest_thing_to_kobe_we_have_in/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7q9hh4/derozan_is_the_closest_thing_to_kobe_we_have_in/)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: foonat on January 14, 2018, 04:16:38 PM
wtf https://www.facebook.com/bleacherreport/videos/10155834771591006/ (https://www.facebook.com/bleacherreport/videos/10155834771591006/)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 14, 2018, 05:16:32 PM
that's boogie's signature move. lazy pass leading to a turnover and getting owned on defense.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 16, 2018, 01:21:22 PM
How the fuck do you do a Middleton for Curry trade straight up? that shit gets vetoed in every good league. What's even more ridiculous is that I offered Donovan Mitchell (much better player) and he didn't answer.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 16, 2018, 01:36:07 PM
Curry can't be kept and Middleton as a 9th rounder is a strong keeper.  The other team is cashing out on this season and rebuilding for next, so you can't judge the trade from a traditional straight up standpoint.

It's possible he never saw your Mitchell offer but he made a few posts on the league page saying he wanted more/better offers for Curry and I guess he didn't get anything better.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 16, 2018, 02:05:28 PM
Or maybe he saw your offer but wasn't ready to pull the trigger at the time, and then you moved on. I'd been offering Middleton for like over a month before he decided to take it.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 17, 2018, 10:41:12 AM
hmm surprised more people didn't bid on Caldwell-Pope tbh
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 17, 2018, 11:25:39 AM
yeah kcp was a questionable player to have been dropped.  i would have added him but i had last place waiver after adding wes matthews so i didnt bother
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 17, 2018, 11:44:43 AM
it's especially questionable considering he just recently has been cleared to play road games now after his legal troubles.

i didn't like owning wes matthews one bit, gave me a headache with his inconsistency. his 3s and low turnovers where he holds all his value. giving you 10th round value so still rosterable. maybe i'd hold on to him if i didn't have other dumbasses like tauren prince putting up wildly inconsistent numbers. i can only have so many inconsistent dumbasses on my team. speaking of that, melo is barely ranked above wes matthews this season, what a disaster.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 17, 2018, 10:19:05 PM
oh, caldwell-pope is injured now after  i picked him up. same thing happened with marquesse chris, picked him up and gets injured 2 minutes into the game. fuck this life.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 17, 2018, 10:38:23 PM
https://streamable.com/iykf1
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: 00Samuel on January 18, 2018, 07:31:25 AM
Lauri Markkanen becomes the fastest player to make 100 3-pointers in their career, doing so in 41 games

wow

He only takes about 10 3 points a game so im not surprised
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 18, 2018, 09:08:23 AM
what elite superstar who can't be kept next season should i trade Bogdan for?  8)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 18, 2018, 10:46:03 AM
i think the other bogdan bogdanovich is the one that was drafted so he wont necessarily be a good keeper
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 18, 2018, 11:16:38 AM
i just checked, it was BOJAN who was drafted in the 13th round. BOGDAN wasn't drafted at all.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 18, 2018, 11:59:03 AM
Bogdan Bogdanovic Full Highlights 2018.01.17 vs Jazz - 25 Pts, 9-11 FGM! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ntIT1qsqA#)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 19, 2018, 12:04:45 PM


whoa
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 19, 2018, 01:16:05 PM
Spurs should trade for him
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 19, 2018, 01:54:31 PM
One on One for PG / SG
Georges-Henri Valois ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from sensational to tremendous .
Billy Moon ↑popped↑ in Driving from prominent to prolific .
Brian Forrester ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from prominent to prolific .
Brian Forrester ↑popped↑ in Handling from proficient to prominent .
Brian Forrester ↑popped↑ in Driving from proficient to prominent .
Kerry Fournier ↑popped↑ in Handling from prolific to sensational .
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 19, 2018, 02:22:36 PM
One on One for Forwards
Stevie Cuellar ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from pitiful to awful .
Leonardo Skutt ↑popped↑ in Driving from respectable to strong .
Steve Diamond ↑popped↑ in Driving from awful to inept .
Eloy Keaton ↑popped↑ in Handling from inept to mediocre .
Jeffrey Carlson ↑popped↑ in Handling from awful to inept .
Jeffrey Carlson ↑popped↑ in Driving from awful to inept .
Timothy Piper ↑popped↑ in Jump Shot from inept to mediocre .
Timothy Piper ↑popped↑ in Driving from respectable to strong .
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 19, 2018, 02:25:18 PM
the real prospects are cuellar (mvp big), eloy (mvp sg/sf), diamond (mvp big), and piper (perennial AS forward, huge starting stats)

carlson is low potential but with decent height/starting skills for my purposes and skutt is in the same boat in terms of fitting my training except hes better potential than carlson and older.  so these are secondary trainees
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 19, 2018, 05:50:04 PM
i might do 2 position training. it'll make it easier to win games for me, plus develop my bench. if the training seems too slow i might have to rethink that, but i think it'll be ok.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 19, 2018, 06:22:26 PM
the thing with my team is that one on one is legitimately the training my guys need right now, like my guys have weak driving/handling/jump shot.  and it's forced 2 position, so, fine. easy solution, for now.  a little unsure what to do once those stats are beefed up though.  eloy: mvp with good starting skills, 19, but only 6'3.  my other serious trainees are piper at 6'9 and diamond at 7', with steve at 7'3 but already 21 and still with the same TSP as rookie eloy so ehh.  the other thing is i will finish in last place this season so ill get another stud from the draft.  the 6'9 player can train inside or outside skills i guess, but depending on my draft and who i get ill need to choose between diamond and eloy.  i think i didnt have eloys height scouted when i drafted him
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 19, 2018, 06:35:48 PM
it's easy. decide what you want to train in the future, bigs or smalls, train 1on1 and any other easy 2-position training like jump shooting and rebounding. since most of your trainees are taller players you'd probably want to train bigs in the future. so when u think u got enough training out of Elroy to make him valuable put him on the market.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 19, 2018, 06:45:34 PM
eloy might be my best prospect though, but we'll see.  could sell him but like i said depends on my new draftee after i finish 0-16 this season or whatever. 

is there ever a reason to train jump shot instead of one on one?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 19, 2018, 07:10:06 PM
quicker jump shooting pops plus it trains range as secondary.. then again if  you're mostly training 7 footers it'll be slow to train jump shooting and even slower to train range. probably stick with 1on1 unless u want more JS and range pops.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 20, 2018, 01:19:21 PM

trash franchise ruined further by MJ
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 22, 2018, 07:40:20 PM

that took long enough.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 23, 2018, 10:16:44 AM
That's cool
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 23, 2018, 10:28:49 AM
damn Brogdon with 32 pts, he owns now with Kidd gone. i should have kept him.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 23, 2018, 10:30:19 AM
DeMarcus Cousins drops the first 40-20-10 stat line in 50 years
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 23, 2018, 10:30:35 AM

Time for Love to demand a trade.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 23, 2018, 04:34:36 PM
fuck off wall

Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 23, 2018, 05:08:06 PM
wall looking to get traded confirmed
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 23, 2018, 05:19:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Sdg6uvd.png)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 23, 2018, 11:08:43 PM
https://streamable.com/aexak

wow. Love gets knocked down and no one on the cavs helps him up, he extended him hand to Crowder but he just walked over him.. Love should lead the Cavs asap  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 24, 2018, 10:08:16 AM
That was a snub but it was only from Crowder, but yeah maybe the team still thinks he faked being sick to duck out when the team was struggling.  in which case it's sort of understandable.  but is it even true I don't know, i do know that Kevin Love has always been kind of anti-social so he probably doesnt get along that well with his teammates.  He's still the second best player on that team though probably so they need to figure it out
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 24, 2018, 10:43:00 AM
Crowder has been worthless garbage all season while Love is having his best season with the Cavs.

This Cavs team is filled with dumbfucks, I wonder if they'll ever get it going this season.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 24, 2018, 11:59:44 AM
btw when is isaiah going to accept the Melo for Love trade, I need Love in my lineup asap, owned.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 25, 2018, 11:25:14 AM
https://streamable.com/aexak

wow. Love gets knocked down and no one on the cavs helps him up, he extended him hand to Crowder but he just walked over him.. Love should lead the Cavs asap  ;D


oh wait
https://streamable.com/85sy4

he  was helped up!
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 25, 2018, 05:04:46 PM
do you have any idea of Love is keepable next season ?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 25, 2018, 05:12:46 PM
He's not
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 25, 2018, 05:24:25 PM
do you even understand i just potentially won the league with that trade? if he gets back to putting him his top 20 numbers like he should, good night. very epic buy low trade. Melo is  like good luck for me, once i traded him for Giannis just before Giannis started putting up monster numbers, now this. I'll draft him every season now and sneakily trade him for a first or second rounder.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 25, 2018, 05:36:55 PM
Rofl you "won the league" by trading for a faltering Kevin Love, meanwhile I just casually picked up Steph Curry
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 25, 2018, 05:55:16 PM
him faltering opened up the opportunity for the trade. melo is trash, i gave up nothing good.  now Love is going back to his natural position at PF to put up top 15 numbers again. GG.

If Love doesn't start putting up big numbers Cavs will continue to struggle and lose a ton of games, win/win.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 25, 2018, 06:04:31 PM
Raptors are the only team top 5 in offense and defense

looks like Raptors are winning the championship this year, good.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 26, 2018, 10:51:51 AM

haha adams opens by boxing out with an aggressive elbow, then flops and kicks beal in the nuts mid-flop, then steals the ball when beal buckles to the ground
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2018, 11:36:42 AM
oh i was watching the game but didn't see that angle, only an angle where gortat grabbed on adams shoulders and dragged him down.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2018, 05:47:42 PM
Marcus Smart (right hand laceration) is expected to miss the next two weeks.

He apologized on Twitter for his injury because he "swiped at and hit a picture frame on the wall" to cause the laceration. "I'm embarrassed and disappointed in my actions," Smart added on Twitter. He was a surprise scratch on Wednesday due to a hand laceration and now we know why.


what a dumbass
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 26, 2018, 09:50:30 PM
https://streamable.com/aeg15
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 27, 2018, 11:02:37 AM
rip cousins
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: foonat on January 27, 2018, 04:27:48 PM
did you see love bend over to hand the ball to thomas LOL

cleveland is fucked
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 27, 2018, 05:54:00 PM
 look at the season Lou Williams is having, wtf.. he is playing so well he was actually in the discussion for the all star game.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 27, 2018, 06:32:12 PM
Yeah it's crazy. He's underrated.

Dwight is putting up crazy rebounding numbers.

Cousins.. ouch. That's a bad injury

I still think Cavs make NBA finals
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 28, 2018, 07:27:16 PM
>I still think Cavs make NBA finals

The way Cavs are playing they aren't making the NBA finals, probably won't even get out of the first round. They'll have to play way better than what they're doing right now.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 28, 2018, 09:03:10 PM
Casey is coaching Team LeBron against DeRozan and Lowry, lawl.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 29, 2018, 10:22:36 AM
>I still think Cavs make NBA finals

The way Cavs are playing they aren't making the NBA finals, probably won't even get out of the first round. They'll have to play way better than what they're doing right now.
They usually do.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 29, 2018, 01:01:16 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 29, 2018, 04:04:07 PM
Roberson is so bad offensively , he misses open layups and shoots his free throws over the back board.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 29, 2018, 04:36:06 PM
do you think i'll win this week for 13 straight weeks and break the all-time record for most consecutive wins? a record that'll never be beaten in eternal history? discuss.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 29, 2018, 05:02:09 PM
nobody else pays any attention to these things or knows these records exist.  Anyway though it's funny your team has won so much.  Mine is obviously better though
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 29, 2018, 05:11:48 PM
most of your league also doesn't seem to pay attention to things like putting a good team together.

i don't think your team is better. you're on drugs or something.
pg, lowry, irving, love, towns, walker,
hahahahaha, gg.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 29, 2018, 08:04:10 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 29, 2018, 11:17:44 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7txw02/jeff_teague_just_played_one_of_the_worst_games_of/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7txw02/jeff_teague_just_played_one_of_the_worst_games_of/)
 ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 30, 2018, 10:14:09 AM
You think Blake will like playing with Andre more than Deandre?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 30, 2018, 10:19:59 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7txw02/jeff_teague_just_played_one_of_the_worst_games_of/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7txw02/jeff_teague_just_played_one_of_the_worst_games_of/)
 ;D
Someone made a video of it. https://streamable.com/6d8gi (https://streamable.com/6d8gi)

The block isn't too bad but the dumb foul, turnover, and time out is sort of a meltdown
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 30, 2018, 01:26:23 PM
i'm pretty pissed off about the Cousins injury... robbed out of watching this ridiculous frontcourt in the playoffs... plus they just traded for Mirotic who is a perfect type of player they needed.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 30, 2018, 02:14:58 PM
they probably traded for mirotic because they lost cousins.  but yeah cousins injury sucks.  he's gonna have a challenge to get back to full strength.  and, mirotic trade canceled, he wants his 2nd year option picked up before any trade
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 02, 2018, 04:50:56 PM
https://streamable.com/ny40f

lol Murray destroyed Adams... best canadian player in the nba.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 04, 2018, 02:19:21 PM
The Cavaliers just ran a lineup with Jeff Green at center, Kyle Korver at power forward and Rose/Thomas in the backcourt together


lmao. we may be looking at an ECF without cavs lets hope.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 06, 2018, 09:24:00 PM
raptors owning the celtics. basically raptors bench owning the celtics. meanwhile cavs getting owned by the magic,  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 07, 2018, 07:46:06 AM
Porzingis's knee gave out and the Cavs are melting down worse than I thought
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 07, 2018, 02:21:26 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 07, 2018, 04:32:16 PM
Enes Kanter charged by the Istanbul Cyber Crimes Investigation Bureau for insulting Hedo Turkoglu
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: foonat on February 08, 2018, 01:13:12 PM
WTF, cavs have a new team
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 08, 2018, 01:43:25 PM
yeah holy shit.  has to be the biggest overhaul of all time.  wade back to miami lol

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Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 08, 2018, 01:57:49 PM

fuck this earth



hmm bring VC back to Toronto to retire.. 8)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 08, 2018, 02:11:41 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 08, 2018, 02:22:21 PM

fuck this earth



hmm bring VC back to Toronto to retire.. 8)
goodnight sweet prince
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 08, 2018, 02:24:48 PM
i heard isaiah thomas is going to get bought out, he  doesn't want to be a bench player.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 08, 2018, 04:39:09 PM
what's buried in all this cavs bullshit is that magic traded elfrid payton for a fucking second round pick. ridiculous.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 08, 2018, 05:02:56 PM
He was gonna be an RFA and I guess they didn't want to re-sign him?  Just like the Sixers traded Noel for a second.  But yeah that's still a pretty big move.  A starting PG just given away.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 08, 2018, 06:03:23 PM
Good news!
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 09, 2018, 11:13:34 AM
https://streamable.com/9npiz wtf...
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 09, 2018, 12:32:26 PM
dumb scrubs can't make a layup or play tic tac toe
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 09, 2018, 12:33:51 PM
   Passing for PG
Kerry Fournier ↑popped↑ in Driving from prolific to sensational .
Kerry Fournier ↑popped↑ in Passing from sensational to tremendous .
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 10, 2018, 11:33:39 AM
Austin Rivers pg sg sf
Markieff Morris sf pf c

Pretty nice. I probably would have dropped Monroe for Rivers shortly but Rivers is a bit annoying at ft
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 10, 2018, 11:41:38 AM
paul george has 3 positions too.

doc rivers is going to give his son minutes over lou williams, owned.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 10, 2018, 11:50:06 AM
so lebron basically beat the hawks with an all-time scrub lineup last night. i guess cavs are going to be all right after all. fuck.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: foonat on February 10, 2018, 06:09:35 PM
Hawks are worst team in the NBA tho...Cleveland got better but still have no chance
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 14, 2018, 01:12:57 PM
https://streamable.com/zbchl
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 14, 2018, 02:24:50 PM
Hawks are worst team in the NBA tho...Cleveland got better but still have no chance
the rockets or the warriors are almost definitely gonna be the champs but cleveland is reinvigorated and is probably the favorite to make the finals from the east imo
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 14, 2018, 10:31:18 PM
it's annoying because before the trade Cavs were dead in the water. I really thought Raptors had an opening to make the finals. Then NBA teams were like hey Cavs take our good young players and bailed them out.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 15, 2018, 10:01:46 AM
Yeah the raptors were probably the favorite before the trade although i still wouldnt have counted cleveland out.

george hill was meant to be PG in sac while fox developed and then if Fox got good hill could slide over to the 2 or whatever, it wasn't a bad idea.  But he didnt like being on a shitty team and didnt want to mentor the young guys so it made sense they would move him.  I read in a breakdown of the trade and the Koby Altman was like "yeah when we found out rodney hood was available we knew we wanted to get him" and it's just like wtf, why is rodney hood available in the first place, lol.  utah keeps winning though

I added kevin love to my team in fantasy.  I think he might come back and help me beat you in the playoffs
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 15, 2018, 10:11:25 AM
yea sacramento didn't even have any use for a vet like george hill when they're in perpetual tank mode. but why are the fakers giving away their young talent? they also gave away d'angelo russel last season. they're idiots.




Roberson was only averaging 5.2 points per game, however, in the ten games since Roberson's injury, OKC has gotten point totals of 0,0,0,2,0,6,0,16,0,0 from their starting shooting guard.

OKC missing roberson's offense. LAWL
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 15, 2018, 10:12:52 AM
I added kevin love to my team in fantasy.  I think he might come back and help me beat you in the playoffs

picking up that deadweight ass is only going to hurt your chances of getting a bye.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 15, 2018, 03:19:49 PM
Who wants to add Chris Bosh, says he wants to join the Raptors before the March 1 playoff deadline
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 15, 2018, 04:32:15 PM
he's on blood thinners for the rest of his life. he'll never play again.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 16, 2018, 12:42:25 PM
Nikola Jokic turned in one of the best stat lines of the year during a 134-123 win over the Bucks on Thursday, making 11-of-14 from the field for 30 points with 15 boards, 17 assists, one steal, two blocks and three 3-pointers in 34 minutes.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 16, 2018, 04:39:45 PM
he got a triple double in like 14 minutes
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 16, 2018, 08:54:43 PM
i'm watching a little bit of the celebrity game.. win butler of arcade fire took nate robinson into the post and layed it up.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 17, 2018, 06:00:25 PM
oh i was going to offer a scrimmage but you have one already.
why did you bother to advance to the next division if you were going to lose every game? might as well have stayed in the lower division and win games instead. you'd make more money in attendance and merch.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 17, 2018, 09:16:02 PM
I only advanced because my opponent in the final threw

I think I'm making more money now actually, and I can fail out and get a top draft pick while making decent money
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 17, 2018, 09:24:03 PM
how are you making more money? when i had tanking seasons my attendance got destroyed, i lost like half my fanbase lmao. are u under the salary floor?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 18, 2018, 09:26:23 AM
I'm $20k under the salary floor but I make $100k every week
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 18, 2018, 11:10:46 AM
that's good. i make close to 100k weekly and i'm winning games (11-2 record) I own.


derozan is depressed and j.j redick is racist
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 19, 2018, 10:26:33 AM
Why do you say those things?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 19, 2018, 10:42:25 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7ye608/jj_reddick_uses_racial_slur_ck_when/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7ye608/jj_reddick_uses_racial_slur_ck_when/)

964818383303688197[/tweet]] (http://[tweet)[/url]
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 19, 2018, 10:57:18 AM
yeah i caught up and figured it out.  lol jj redick, he clearly just fucked up talking and the nba boned him by letting it slip through and not having him reshoot it.  chinese fans are pissed haha
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 21, 2018, 10:55:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/3hxkLqml.png)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2018, 11:03:47 PM
hmm i was setting my lineup and saw this

LEVEL: PLATINUM
Rating: 890 (+4)
Best Season Finish: Diamond (3x)
Record: 355-159-14
Winning %: .686

wtf is this
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 21, 2018, 11:05:39 PM
 LEVEL: GOLD
Rating: 716 (-14)
Best Season Finish: Platinum (1x)
Record: 203-156-14
Winning %: .563

lol get on my level newb
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 22, 2018, 10:43:55 AM


Marcus Dumb
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 22, 2018, 03:28:50 PM
Celtics sucked without him
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2018, 11:07:56 AM
kawhi leonard is medically cleared to play but he just doesn't want to play? the fuck is going on with him?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 23, 2018, 12:08:20 PM
he came back once and got sore again.  he doesnt want to fuck with it and get injured.  i think it might be a really bad issue, like a hip alignment issue that is causing the quad problem, so whenever he plays he might fuck up his quad again.  maybe he n eeds to retire
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 23, 2018, 10:21:53 PM
https://streamable.com/kp6fz

that's a blatant +1
i'm sick of watching nba refs ruin games this season.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2018, 09:52:51 AM
AD is out of control. putting up Wilt type numbers
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on February 27, 2018, 10:59:14 AM
too bad i didnt pick up kawhi

he probably shouldnt have been dropped even when he was likely out for the season.  potential too high and it wasnt final
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2018, 11:19:32 AM
who cares.. even if he plays during the fantasy season he'll be limited and probably won't play back-to-backs.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2018, 05:26:08 PM
https://streamable.com/pbvdj

incredible battle of the tanks. trying so hard to out-tank each other.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 27, 2018, 05:34:02 PM
reminds me of your fantasy team IRL
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on February 28, 2018, 08:07:44 PM
i'm watching orlando magic for the first time this season and what the holy fuck is going on with Fournier's hair, lmao balding bad ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 01, 2018, 01:08:37 PM
(https://preview.ibb.co/nfQzyH/0_F113869_A274_425_C_B0_BC_FF64_E1_D36689.png)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 07, 2018, 05:19:31 PM
BLKP48M
Rudy Gobert 3.54

Jakob Poeltl 3.52

discuss.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 08, 2018, 01:25:57 PM
derozan's clutch dunk :
raptors commentary https://streamable.com/62tv2
another angle ESPN commentary: https://streamable.com/9grv2

image of the shockwave of derozan's dunk murdering a fan.. rip
(https://i.imgur.com/CDZ9I4l.png)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 15, 2018, 11:47:30 PM
https://streamable.com/lfv5s

look at this shit, marquesse chriss air balls a fucking dunk then bodychecks rubio
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on March 16, 2018, 10:33:42 AM
idiot warriors have shut down curry all week and now they might rest durant.  myles turner sprained his ankle two minutes into last nights game and kuzma sat out with an ankle thing wednesday and maybe today too.  this is bullshit!
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 23, 2018, 04:15:13 PM
hmm Irving won't play at all in these playoff weeks. This is why u need an IL spot. And I should have held on to Rozier.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 07, 2018, 06:07:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/apsXvJm.png)

look at this chaos... OKC plays the Rockets tonight, could potentially fall out of the playoffs got damn
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 10, 2018, 10:43:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OHAWP32.jpg)

hmm mitchell owned simmons

?s=19

hmm dictionary.com owned mitchell
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 11, 2018, 10:02:08 AM
yah lol.

i knwo some people say the "not a real rookie" thing about simmons but it's hilarious for mitchell to try it, because it's like he's admitting he's worse than simmons but saying it shouldn't ma tter.  but he concede to being worse lol
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 11, 2018, 11:58:30 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 11, 2018, 11:05:59 PM
wtf fultz a triple double.... team is loaded.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 12, 2018, 10:40:33 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/DNsKrFQ.jpg)
cool
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: woot. on April 12, 2018, 11:27:56 AM
NBA "Brick Wall" Screens/Picks - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcAW6g6BNao#)

 :-X
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 12, 2018, 12:14:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DNsKrFQ.jpg)
cool
lebron averaging a higher 3pt% ? lol

espn has them both averaging .367

of course Harden takes double (10) the amount that Lebron does (5)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 13, 2018, 06:19:55 PM
(1) Toronto Raptors vs. (8 ) Washington Wizards
(2) Boston Celtics vs. (7) Milwaukee Bucks
(3) Philadelphia 76ers vs. (6) Miami Heat
(4) Cleveland Cavaliers vs. (5) Indiana Pacers

(1) Houston Rockets vs. (8 ) Minnesota Timberwolves
(2) Golden State Warriors vs. (7) San Antonio Spurs
(3) Portland Trail Blazers vs. (6) New Orleans Pelicans
(4) Oklahoma City Thunder vs. (5) Utah Jazz



discuss
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 13, 2018, 06:25:12 PM
i filled out a bracket
https://www.nbabracketology.com (https://www.nbabracketology.com)

#1 Toronto Raptors
Raptors in 5
#8 Washington Wizards

#4 Cleveland Cavaliers
Cavaliers in 5
#5 Indiana Pacers

#2 Boston Celtics
Celtics in 6
#7 Milwaukee Bucks

#3 Philadelphia 76ers
76ers in 6
#6 Miami Heat



#1 Houston Rockets
Rockets in 4
#8 Minnesota Timberwolves

#4 Oklahoma City Thunder
Jazz in 7
#5 Utah Jazz

#2 Golden State Warriors
Warriors in 6
#7 San Antonio Spurs

#3 Portland Trail Blazers
Pelicans in 7
#6 New Orleans Pelicans



Second Round

Toronto Raptors
Cavaliers in 6
Cleveland Cavaliers

Boston Celtics
76ers in 5
Philadelphia 76ers

Houston Rockets
Rockets in 5
Utah Jazz

Golden State Warriors
Warriors in 5
New Orleans Pelicans



Conference Finals

Cleveland Cavaliers
Cavaliers in 6
Philadelphia 76ers

Houston Rockets
Rockets in 7
Golden State Warriors



NBA Finals

Cleveland Cavaliers
Rockets in 6
Houston Rockets
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 13, 2018, 07:26:16 PM


warriors are done n dusted
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 14, 2018, 03:01:51 PM
i think the shittiest team in the playoffs are the bucks, what do u think about it
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 14, 2018, 04:20:59 PM
Probably, Sixers beat them by 50 like a week ago... sad
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 15, 2018, 04:02:31 PM
i think the shittiest team in the playoffs are the bucks, what do u think about it



hmm maybe not, that was a pretty epic game.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 16, 2018, 10:02:56 AM
yeah but it's the no kyrie no smart no theis (no hayward) celtics.  i dont think that team is super great, although i did pick them to beat the bucks anyway
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 16, 2018, 10:49:36 AM
https://streamable.com/ytwqh
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 16, 2018, 10:54:06 AM
Timberwolves had a legit chance to win last night but never fed Towns and acted like Teague was a first option. Still Harden went off for 44 pts and only won by 3 pts. Wolves got to get smarter, there were times Towns had a guard on him in the paint and they don't give him the ball , lol.

Looks like OKC's big three will be too much for Jazz to handle.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 16, 2018, 11:05:45 AM
okc has a big three?  is it westbrook/pg/adams?\

also that game was in okc.  okc not really truly in control of the series until they win in utah
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 16, 2018, 12:33:37 PM
i'm saying Jazz looked completely outmatched in game one and they aren't likely to win the series.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 16, 2018, 01:06:14 PM
You were counting Carmelo as part of a Big Three lol
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 17, 2018, 12:51:04 PM
Joel Embiid (eye) vented his frustrations over not playing in Monday's Game 2, posting "[Bleeping] sick and tired of being babied" on Instagram after the game.


lol
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 17, 2018, 10:16:01 PM
https://streamable.com/4ts68

check out this defense OG played on Beal. i'm still annoyed Casey didn't play him in the 4th quarter, instead he went with a third string player Lonzo Brown.. wtf.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 18, 2018, 10:09:11 AM
https://streamable.com/nwm7x

look at this massacre, holy fuck. RIP
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 18, 2018, 03:59:47 PM
Joey Shipman (38357038)
Injury! 1 weeks.
Details: stomach virus.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 18, 2018, 05:30:32 PM
food poisoning from fast food
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 19, 2018, 10:47:46 AM
Towns has been a giant bitch in the playoffs
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 19, 2018, 12:24:07 PM

utah stole homecourt
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 19, 2018, 01:44:37 PM
hmm Jazz are good.. Mitchell is elite.



Donovan Mitchell outscored the entire OKC team 20-18 in last 13 minutes of Game-2
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 19, 2018, 09:02:35 PM
76ers/Heat series is the most epic I ever saw
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 20, 2018, 11:21:54 AM
76ers are good

Cavs still looking bad.  haha lebron had to score 50% of all their points
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 20, 2018, 11:54:50 AM
they've been looking bad all season, nothing new. i mean they finished 4th seed , only secured homecourt by 2 games.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 20, 2018, 12:35:35 PM
No, they were good the last few weeks.  also

https://sports.yahoo.com/nba/toronto-raptors-cleveland-cavaliers-2018032105/
https://sports.yahoo.com/nba/toronto-raptors-cleveland-cavaliers-2018040305/
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 20, 2018, 01:12:32 PM
shooting 62.5% from 3 and barely winning the game seems more like luck to me.


anyways that was a shitty slump where raptors had  a ton of games in a short span.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 21, 2018, 07:54:13 PM
Pelicans vs Blazers BAD BLOOD Play 2018 WCR1 Game 4 - Elimination Game INTENSITY! | FreeDawkins - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gYt_MDOumc#)


Washington Wizards vs Toronto Raptors Full BAD BLOOD Play 2018 ECR1 Game 3 | FreeDawkins - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR9fzPDurCQ#)



and https://streamable.com/f6krh (https://streamable.com/f6krh)


playoffs own
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 26, 2018, 09:57:35 AM
okc benched melo and they went on a 32-7 run to comeback from a 25 point deficient in the 3rd quarter to win the game.  ;D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 26, 2018, 11:42:06 AM
Yah you said their "big 3" was too much for utah lol, i remember i said "Okc has a big 3?  are you counting adams?"  lol
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 26, 2018, 12:25:50 PM
stupid ass Casey finally plays Jonas some proper minutes in the 4th quarter and he dominates the Lizards..

Raptors Highlights: Valanciunas Steal Leads to DeRozan Slam - April 25, 2018 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXw6KdgLjbc#)



but he doesn't play OG in the 4th quarter at all which is a bit ludicrous since he's been one of their top defenders...


Raptors Highlights: Anunoby Blocks Beal - April 25, 2018 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpz-fyld0JI#)

i swear wizards are only winning games because of casey's bum ass coaching
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 26, 2018, 04:45:52 PM
Kelly Oubre Jr. to Washington Post: “The next game is a different story. We’re back at home. Just like Delon doesn’t play well anywhere else, you know, other than at home,” Oubre said.


Oubre asking to get owned now, punkass!!
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 26, 2018, 10:37:58 PM
L2M Report confirms Lebron's block on Oladipo was a goaltend


LeRefs, smh.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 27, 2018, 08:43:21 AM
doesnt matter because he owns and makes a 3

https://streamable.com/h2rjt
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2018, 09:29:05 PM
hahaha series ends on Oubre getting blocked, owned bitch! shit talker!!!!!1
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 27, 2018, 09:55:42 PM
i wonder if Lance is going to own Lebron again in game 7, discuss


also bucks vs celtics game 7 discuss
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 28, 2018, 10:59:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/dne5loj.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 30, 2018, 10:04:53 AM
lebron goat
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 30, 2018, 12:59:29 PM
melo said he'll never come off the bench because he's too elite
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 30, 2018, 05:59:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nnE0WSy.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 30, 2018, 07:28:17 PM
is this cavs team better than the cavs 2007 eastern conference champion team?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 01, 2018, 10:26:50 AM
i mean, it should be.  Guys are just sucking ass. 

george hill would be ok if he could get his back right.  korver still a good shooter.  Love is a very good player but he sucke3d shit that series, he looked like a concussed scrub.  tt/nance are solid roleplayers

i think hood and osman are ok and that clarkson is a good guy to run a bench unit... less useful when lebron is playing 48
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 01, 2018, 10:27:42 AM
like i guess the short version is i think that particular series lebron got the least help from his supporting cast that he ever has gotten in his entire career.  worse than 2007.  but the team has better parts than 2007, they just arent playing like it
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 01, 2018, 08:55:56 PM
wtf lebron has a ton of help... from the refs. dude just shoved FVV and it was called a foul on FVV, worse call i ever seen.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 02, 2018, 09:07:07 AM
Drake is gonna get banned from the arena
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 02, 2018, 09:38:26 AM
wow. raptors really tried hard to lose that game. jonas missed like 40 easy put backs. missed free throws. missed wide-open 3s. turned it over too many times. love sucked, lebron didn't shoot well, and raptors somehow still lost the game. what a bunch of retards. ibaka is the biggest scrub in the game and shouldn't be getting minutes. he hasn't done anything since game 1 of the wizards series.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 02, 2018, 10:13:37 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/fKHEV7F.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 02, 2018, 10:18:05 AM
this was called a double foul lol
Invalid Tweet ID
jrue and davis took 48 combined shots and 0 ft
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 02, 2018, 10:26:12 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 02, 2018, 08:07:26 PM
?s=19

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D >:( >:D
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 04, 2018, 10:33:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CfnkWEb.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 04, 2018, 11:37:19 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 04, 2018, 11:53:13 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 04, 2018, 04:36:49 PM
fire casey
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 05, 2018, 02:00:52 PM
Invalid Tweet ID


(https://i.redd.it/xvaetgtsatv01.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 08, 2018, 08:04:14 AM
smh fuck life
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 08, 2018, 05:32:31 PM
[Lewenberg] Sources: Raptors leaning towards coaching change

good
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 10, 2018, 09:13:36 AM
Celtics v Cavs = Celtics in 6
Warriors v Rockets = Warriors in 6

Warriors v Celtics = Warriors in 4
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 10, 2018, 11:33:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/BUPbGR8.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 10, 2018, 11:34:06 AM
Celtics v Cavs = Celtics in 6
Warriors v Rockets = Warriors in 6

Warriors v Celtics = Warriors in 4
Cavs in 6
Warriors in 6
Warriors in 5
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 10, 2018, 01:27:03 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 10, 2018, 01:40:44 PM
that quote is stupid and Casey should be fired right now for making it.
 it's true that Game 1 was very winnable and probably they should have won, Game 3 was another close game where OG Owned but LeBron hit that crazy buzzer beater to win... but you can't be content with a sweep. Failsey is trying to justify another chokejob.

this team keeps choking in the playoffs and something needs to change. some talking-head scrub sports analysts say Casey did great and shouldn't be fired, but he makes mistakes constantly. i mean he put out a third string player Nogueria in place of Jonas at one point in the series.. the way Casey treats Jonas I'm surprised Jonas doesn't demand a trade.

Ujiri said tanking is for scrubs and it won't ever happen in Toronto, so he's not blowing up the team and he shouldn't. But something needs to change and the obvious move to make to me is the coaching. COTY award doesn't mean shit!

also regular season doesn't mean shit either. Raptors can't be content on winning regular season games anymore, it's time to convert that success into the playoffs and they haven't been able to do that yet.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 10, 2018, 04:00:08 PM
i would accept the status quo if i were the raptors.  It's good all year except for when they face lebron in the playoffs and the LeBronto jokes start, that's better than most teams
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 10, 2018, 05:11:56 PM
no. status quo is status fail.

blowing up the team isn't necessary but doing nothing shouldn't be an option either. other teams like celtics and 76ers are getting better too.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 11, 2018, 12:20:54 PM
[Wojnarowski] Toronto has fired coach Dwane Casey.


gg
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 11, 2018, 01:22:28 PM
Status quo is the 1 seed in the East.  that's good.  if LeBron ever got hurt the Raptors could maybe make the finals and get swept by the warriors/rockets which is even better.  Not many teams can reach those heights.  Of course, blowing it up is sort of cool too but Toronto is too far behind teams like the Celtics and Sixers to do that immediately, i'd let the current team run its course for another ~2 years and then start rebuilding from the gruond up.  gotta enjoy some semblance of winning while you have the chance, some rebuilds fail and then it's just losing for years with no reward (hornets, kings, etc) and you'll miss these days

of course firing casey is fine just promote nick nurse.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 11, 2018, 01:46:31 PM
firing Casey isn't going to hurt their winning tbh, if they can get a smart coach to replace him. Nick Nurse is a scrub, Budenholzer would likely be better than him. Ujiri is an elite GM he's not going to hire some dumb bitch like Jason Kidd.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 11, 2018, 01:50:24 PM
I heard Nurse rebuilt their offense and is why they got so much better this season.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 11, 2018, 02:12:32 PM

nearly every year they have great offense and defensive ratings but it never translates into the playoffs.

they passed the ball more this season which was really the only difference, they focused less on iso. which was something that they obviously needed to do since they got swept by the wizards but it took them until this season to finally do it.


tbh i think derozan needs to develop a 3 point shot and develop his game to where he doesn't need to be ball dominant. otherwise he's a scrub.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 11, 2018, 05:50:11 PM
one thing i'm curious about is how the new coach will use Jonas because Casey hasn't used him properly ever.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 14, 2018, 04:10:46 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 16, 2018, 09:22:39 AM
my predictions of
celtics in 6
warriors in 6

warriors in 4

correct as usual
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 16, 2018, 01:36:46 PM
(https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/wp-media-theathletic-production/app/uploads/2018/05/15141404/Screen-Shot-2018-05-15-at-2.13.21-PM.png)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 17, 2018, 12:41:01 PM
hmm if rockets can take a road game this is going to be a very interesting series
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2018, 01:07:16 PM
hmm if rockets can take a road game this is going to be a very interesting series



hmmm
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 23, 2018, 08:51:19 PM
The abuse and intimidation that Sterling experienced at the hands of Milwaukee Police was shameful and inexcusable. Sterling has our full support as he shares his story and takes action to provide accountability. Unfortunately, this isn't an isolated case. It shouldn’t require an incident involving a professional athlete to draw attention to the fact that vulnerable people in our communities have experienced similar, and even worse, treatment. We are grateful for the service of many good police officers that courageously protect us, our fans and our city, but racial biases and abuses of power must not be ignored. There needs to be more accountability. The Milwaukee Police Department and local officials have acknowledged the challenges they are working to address, and we urge them to enact higher standards and more direct accountability. We all want to be able to trust each and every officer serving to protect us. Incidents like this remind us of the injustices that persist. As an organization, we will support Sterling and build on our work with local leaders and organizations to foster safe neighborhoods and better our community.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2018, 08:59:43 AM
JR Smith ahead of Game 5: "There's nothing better than silencing the crowd on the road" — He finished with 2 pts on 1-6 FG (0-4 from 3-pt), 5 fouls, 1 ast, 0 rebs, 1 turnover, +/- -19


lol


how bad is the finals going to be? it'll be the east conf team getting swept , losing by 15+ in each game lmao.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 24, 2018, 10:56:45 AM
lol

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd61C8VVMAATxwN.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 24, 2018, 11:30:35 AM
melo acts like he's elite still, huge denial about being a scrub
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 24, 2018, 01:52:38 PM
it's funny he saw that and got mad.  it's definitely insulting but it's probably true
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 29, 2018, 05:45:04 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 29, 2018, 10:41:31 PM
Holy shit lmao

https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz (https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 30, 2018, 09:06:43 AM
i knew he was fucked in the head since his raptors days
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 30, 2018, 09:15:12 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeaXnSqWAAASJsC.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 30, 2018, 10:24:40 AM
is that supposed to say "can't stand Trump"?  dude can't write
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 30, 2018, 12:02:14 PM
https://genius.com/Pusha-t-the-story-of-adidon-lyrics


wtf drake got owned, that idiot did blackface
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 30, 2018, 12:14:42 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on May 31, 2018, 12:06:43 PM
Quote
Idea: if the NBA wants this to be interesting they should force the Warriors to wear Raptors jerseys.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 31, 2018, 01:14:38 PM
will cavs win a game?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on May 31, 2018, 01:17:20 PM
[Bodner] According to NBA executives, during his time in Toronto Bryan Colangelo had multiple burner RealGM accounts


i wonder if he read one of my comments where i owned him
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 01, 2018, 09:45:59 AM
charge reversal was bullshit
jr is a moron
lebron deserved a win
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: foonat on June 01, 2018, 12:10:36 PM
charge reversal was bullshit
jr is a moron
lebron deserved a win
yes

Lebron should insist on public beheading of jr as a pre-condition of him staying
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: foonat on June 01, 2018, 12:13:26 PM
seriously how infuriating must it be to put on an all-time great performance (and to just be the GOAT in general) and have it ruined by the pair of retards (Hill for missing the FT, Smith for not knowing what the score was)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 01, 2018, 01:27:59 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 01, 2018, 01:30:50 PM
seriously how infuriating must it be to put on an all-time great performance (and to just be the GOAT in general) and have it ruined by the pair of retards (Hill for missing the FT, Smith for not knowing what the score was)
the charge/block reversal was all-time bullshit too.  hmmm we're allowed to review to check if he's in the restricted area let's see here... oh not even halfway close, well let's change the call and possibly the outcome of the game while we're here.  like wtf, any close charge/block is a fairly subjective call so why are you changing it if it's not an egregious fuck up, when thats not even what youre at the replay to check?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 01, 2018, 02:22:50 PM
(https://i.redd.it/hddgl9nxmb111.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 01, 2018, 03:26:24 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DelIKoxUEAAvf-q.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 01, 2018, 07:07:23 PM
it seems like the refs missed an obvious flagrant when draymond raked lebron in the face
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 01, 2018, 09:08:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6HzBloc.jpg)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: foonat on June 02, 2018, 01:37:21 PM
those pictures you guys posted made me angry all over again
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 02, 2018, 08:15:18 PM
those pictures you guys posted made me angry all over again


https://streamable.com/39w2h
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 06, 2018, 12:40:53 PM
https://streamable.com/m9bu9
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 06, 2018, 01:55:46 PM
if Raptors hire Šarūnas Jasikevičius as coach Jonas' minutes will jump to 45 a game.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 06, 2018, 06:35:39 PM
Ex-Celtics Star Glen Davis Charged with Felony Assault, Faces 7 Years in Prison

bruh
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 07, 2018, 09:39:16 AM
hes mentally ill.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 07, 2018, 04:26:57 PM
lol this one is really good

Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 07, 2018, 06:34:01 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfGlCBXU0AAmnwH.jpg)


what a tool bag. lies throughout the letter and throws his wife under the bus.

the funniest part is where he writes "Over the last two years, I have worked hard to help build a foundation which I hope will bring many championships"

i'm dead.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 07, 2018, 10:08:04 PM
Well I believe it was his wife, the twitter detectives were onto that awhile ago. He made some good moves: lock up Embiid, lock up RoCo, dump Noel when at the time Hinkie fans wanted to extend him. I thought the Fultz trade was good even though it doesn't seem like it anymore
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 11, 2018, 06:09:43 PM
[Wojnarowski] Dwane Casey has reached an agreement on a 5-year deal to become the next coach of the Detroit Pistons, league sources tell ESPN.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 12, 2018, 04:36:29 PM
hmm raptors hired nick nurse. i wonder why messina wasn't hired. probably too old.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 12, 2018, 05:05:47 PM
I was just going to teasingly ask if the Raptors had hired anyone yet but now they have.

I kind of figured Nurse was a strong possibility.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 15, 2018, 05:26:46 PM
[Charania] Kawhi Leonard wants out from the San Antonio Spurs, league sources tell Yahoo.

[Adrian Wojnarowski] San Antonio’s Kawhi Leonard has Los Angeles — preferably the Lakers — at the center of his preferences for a trade destination, league sources tell ESPN.



bruh
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 15, 2018, 05:30:29 PM
I also heard Knicks

Kawhi seems kind of scummy, wtf... quit playing midseason, I would have given him the benefit of the doubt, but now demanding a trade, why?  He only has 1 year left on his contract anyway so wtf is the issue
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 15, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Spurs did something to him I guess, not sure what.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 18, 2018, 06:02:38 PM
this is cool

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/23825970/zach-lowe-basketball-tournament-nba-crunch (http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/23825970/zach-lowe-basketball-tournament-nba-crunch)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 27, 2018, 10:42:59 AM
austin rivers to the wizards, what do u think about it
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 02, 2018, 08:48:06 PM
[Charania] Free agent DeMarcus Cousins has agreed to a deal with the Golden State Warriors.


done with nba tbh
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 04, 2018, 04:27:19 PM
how strange are the lakers right now btw...

lebron and stephenson (rofl) rondo and ball.. wat.. this is legit not a playoff team as it stands. it feels like lebron doesn't care about winning anymore and just wants to play in L.A..
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 05, 2018, 03:42:29 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 13, 2018, 03:17:49 PM
https://hoopshype.com/2018/07/11/nba-free-agent-agency-stories-restricted-unrestricted-rumors-trades/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 14, 2018, 12:40:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2yaCqe0.png)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 18, 2018, 11:11:28 AM


Ujiri owns
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 18, 2018, 02:25:21 PM
I told you tyhey should get Kawhi and you were crying.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 18, 2018, 04:28:38 PM
i thought they would trade young prospects like OG to get him, which would be dumb as fuck.

got a lot of retards on reddit crying trading derozan and the lack of loyalty. fuck off. raptors were loyal for 5 playoff seasons and all he did was shoot like garbage, played no defense and cost the team games. at what point do you make a move? lol. 5 fucking years choking in the playoffs, jesus fuck.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 18, 2018, 04:36:01 PM
it's a bit of a risky trade because kawhi is a retarded fucking goof who may fake an injury cause he's a sulky bitch that wants to play in L.A for some reason, but i think it was a risk worth making.. particularly when you don't even give up your young guys like OG.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 18, 2018, 05:29:58 PM
this kind of shit basically proves kawhi just quit last season:
this guy is a tremendous dumbass.  but i think he will play
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 18, 2018, 05:31:06 PM
it's a bit of a risky trade because kawhi is a retarded fucking goof who may fake an injury cause he's a sulky bitch that wants to play in L.A for some reason, but i think it was a risk worth making.. particularly when you don't even give up your young guys like OG.

if he does sit out all year at least you can get the rebuild started early.  Actually i just remembered i said previously that being a good regular season team that gets bounced in the playoffs every year isnt THAT bad a thing, but this move is still good, for this year's potential ceiling and for long-term rebuilding.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 18, 2018, 05:43:21 PM
can you just sit out for no reason? that's can't even be legal. and when shit like this comes out, you got to question any injury claims he might come up with.
also why the fuck would he want to sit out after not playing basketball most of last season? even if he's not interested in playing for the raptors long term you'd think it's in his best interest to get a season  of basketball in to get back in shape at the very least.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 18, 2018, 05:48:46 PM
You cant sit out for no reason, but you can pretend to be injured I guess.  I mean he just did that last season right

If you sit out without injury it doesn't count toward your free agency and youre still just under contract for that year I think.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 18, 2018, 10:25:33 PM
Hmm trade not necessarily bad but looks like the raptors fucked it up when they lied to DeRozan that he wasn’t going anywhere.

Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Qanon on July 19, 2018, 04:39:55 AM
celticssss babbyyy goin all the waayy this year in the green amchinessss  :peon:
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2018, 09:00:12 AM
all franchises do that. 

what should they tell derozan if they're looking to trade him but there is really no guarantee he'll be traded.. tell him yea we're looking to trade you and then it doesn't happen and he goes into the next season realizing they tried to trade him lol.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2018, 09:44:30 AM
lol @ derozan and rudy gay playing together again

i wonder if even the spurs can make that work
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 19, 2018, 10:06:07 AM
all franchises do that. 

what should they tell derozan if they're looking to trade him but there is really no guarantee he'll be traded.. tell him yea we're looking to trade you and then it doesn't happen and he goes into the next season realizing they tried to trade him lol.
They must have done it wrong somehow.  like at that point they definitely knew they were thinking of trading him, no way they didnt.  so they oughta say something like, look, we love you on the raptors, youre our guy, we'd love to keep you in toronto but we cant promise nothing comes up.

lol @ derozan and rudy gay playing together again

i wonder if even the spurs can make that work
it's a very different rudy gay
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2018, 11:41:47 AM
what do u mean? it's the same rudy gay, just in a different role.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 19, 2018, 02:06:58 PM
hes old now, post-achilles surgery, hes an entirely different player - like you said, different role. completely.  So they can work together ok
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2018, 04:48:07 PM
oh i forgot about his surgery

is next season the most intriguing one in a long time? not so much about who will win , warriors already won..
but lebron to lakers, kawhi to raptors, demar on the spurs, lots of big changes.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 19, 2018, 04:49:38 PM
I think Rockets maybe couldve beat Warriors if they brought back Ariza. They came close this time even with the Chris Paul injury.  Demarcus Cousins shouldnt actually be good next year since he'll be in recovery.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 19, 2018, 04:51:46 PM

Schroder lol. That guys a cancer ithink.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2018, 05:11:22 PM
I think Rockets maybe couldve beat Warriors if they brought back Ariza. They came close this time even with the Chris Paul injury.  Demarcus Cousins shouldnt actually be good next year since he'll be in recovery.

Cousins will return  half way through the season and beast in the playoffs, Warriors won't lose a single game in the playoffs, rofl.


Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2018, 05:11:52 PM

Schroder lol. That guys a cancer ithink.


they have melo to replace ariza? lawl

didn't that 2 pg experiment fail already on OKC
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 20, 2018, 11:32:46 AM
usually achilles guys kind of suck their first year back

melo sucks im not sure what morey has in mind
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 20, 2018, 01:39:39 PM
cousins picked the perfect team to be on, he can take his time returning knowing the team will be in the playoffs and doesn't have to be great when he comes back because he's surrounded by superstars anyways.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 20, 2018, 06:35:02 PM


is next season the most intriguing one in a long time? not so much about who will win , warriors already won..
but lebron to lakers, kawhi to raptors, demar on the spurs, lots of big changes.
can't forget the combo of dennis smith jr and doncic on the mavs
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 20, 2018, 08:43:56 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 23, 2018, 01:56:16 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 23, 2018, 05:13:15 PM
kawhi will retire in toronto, owned
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 24, 2018, 10:07:25 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 29, 2018, 03:57:37 PM
Toronto Raptors - F.R.I.E.N.D.S - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwexmPpiuM#)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 30, 2018, 03:35:27 PM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on July 31, 2018, 11:50:11 AM
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 01, 2018, 11:32:06 AM
(https://i.redd.it/jelu2uenybd11.jpg)


hmm lebron is a communist, he owns now.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 05, 2018, 05:17:08 PM
do you think they'll have Spurs @ Raptors on Christmas day?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Qanon on August 05, 2018, 05:46:41 PM
Celtics are shittin this year!!! BOSTON BABABBBBBYYYYYY LES GOOO WERE FUCKIN STACKEDDD
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: van on August 08, 2018, 12:25:44 PM
NBA is a joke who gives a shit.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 27, 2018, 02:59:36 PM


gg
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 14, 2018, 10:33:51 AM
Kelly Olynyk (20 PTS / 19 REB) vs. Brazil - FIBA Basketball World Cup 2019 - Americas Qualifiers - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gip2buiaL2I#)


Olynyk too good for Brasil
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 16, 2018, 07:28:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nvnfNfK.jpg)

hmm  yes it's happening
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: ~ToRa~ on September 22, 2018, 01:46:19 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nba-approves-three-rules-changes-2018-19-season-201837759.html (https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nba-approves-three-rules-changes-2018-19-season-201837759.html)

Do any of these changes matter?
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 24, 2018, 12:57:35 PM
Doesnt seem like it.  I mean, the shot clock change is sort of big but not really, the game wont change that much, and the others  are nothing
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 24, 2018, 03:57:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nZEaD74.jpg)

at the press conference today Kawhi said Toronto owns and he's never leaving, owned.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 24, 2018, 03:59:55 PM
Actually he said hes bolting as soon as the season is over and that depending on how it's going he may or may not pretend to be injured and quit early.
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 24, 2018, 09:58:14 PM
fake news bitch
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 30, 2018, 05:46:05 PM
Doesnt seem like it.  I mean, the shot clock change is sort of big but not really, the game wont change that much, and the others  are nothing
the offensive rebound rule is going to speed things up a bit
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 03, 2018, 11:09:25 AM
Kawhi Leonard Full Highlights 2018.10.02 Raptors vs Jazz - 17 Pts in 2 Quarters! | FreeDawkins - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwjbksJ-Co#)
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 09, 2018, 10:58:38 AM
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Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: shesycompany on November 10, 2018, 08:15:45 PM
he got it!!!! watched some college football ...meh not the same as games, was  ok with my non gamer friends..but really how many ones go pro they just injuring thier workforce bodies at a young age
Title: Re: nba 2017-2018
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 19, 2018, 12:32:48 PM
This is really funny
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