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Title: Is the superman curse real?
Post by: Muz on January 17, 2018, 04:30:32 PM

What do you guys think?

Title: Re: Is the superman curse real?
Post by: ~ToRa~ on January 17, 2018, 05:27:21 PM

yes

Title: Re: Is the superman curse real?
Post by: shesycompany on January 27, 2018, 05:26:33 PM

who died?

Title: Re: Is the superman curse real?
Post by: Muz on January 28, 2018, 09:54:10 AM

Who?

Title: Re: Is the superman curse real?
Post by: Lambchops on January 28, 2018, 10:27:43 AM

After reading the title of this thread and googling "WTF is the superman curse", followed by several minutes of intensive research I can say with 100% certianty that the superman curse is indeed a real thing.

It is caused by a WW2 era bar of unexploded kryptonite that is still orbiting the moon where the original superman threw it in the process of foiling a nazi plot. The kryptonite is sealed in a lead-lined diamond container that has the kal-el family seal etched into the diamond.

As a result whenever some Hollywood pretty-boy puts on a lycra suit with the <S> on the front of it, the deadly kryptonite starts to vibrate in sync with it and the diamond container causes it to form a deadly death ray. The exact effects of this deadly death ray can vary but will often include various forms of deadly death, like falling off a horse or getting Alzheimer's disease and dying aged 88.

Make no mistake, this is a very serious curse - think twice before wearing your undies outside your tights!  :o