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Warcraft II => Server.War2.ru => Topic started by: tk[as] on November 07, 2015, 11:19:36 PM

Title: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 07, 2015, 11:19:36 PM
im ready to 1v1 you. had a partner to play with and we learned the map together


bo 20 ... if i come close to even or win my point is proven
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 07, 2015, 11:29:55 PM
I want to be a witness. When is the match?


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Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:09:53 AM
Just beat TK 4-0 so 15-0 total then Swift wanted to play and as I said he'd never beat me in a series beat him 4-1. He is now grasping onto the fact he won 1 game when I wasn't set up underestimating him hahahaha. Yeah Swift you won 1 game, like I said you won't beat me in a series, never claimed you couldn't get one fluke win. 4-1 vs Swift, RAPED. 15-0 vs TK RAPED.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 12:11:09 AM
he wouldnt play me any more because i got him down to 1 unit 2 of those games.. u could tell his attitude was like "ummmm. i gtg after this game"  ... THEN he ended up playing swift. swift went 1-1 and priv msged me "omfg this map is stupid as shit" then just started blind rushing for lols.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 08, 2015, 12:11:22 AM

Just beat TK 4-0 so 15-0 total then Swift wanted to play and as I said he'd never beat me in a series beat him 4-1. He is now grasping onto the fact he won 1 game when I wasn't set up underestimating him hahahaha. Yeah Swift you won 1 game, like I said you won't beat me in a series, never claimed you couldn't get one fluke win. 4-1 vs Swift, RAPED. 15-0 vs TK RAPED.

Great accomplishment, you raped a GoW player lol.


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Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:11:28 AM
Just beat TK 4-0 so 15-0 total then Swift wanted to play and as I said he'd never beat me in a series beat him 4-1. He is now grasping onto the fact he won 1 game when I wasn't set up underestimating him hahahaha. Yeah Swift you won 1 game, like I said you won't beat me in a series, never claimed you couldn't get one fluke win. 4-1 vs Swift, RAPED. 15-0 vs TK RAPED.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 12:13:32 AM
can't believe i just fucking beat the guy my second game in vs him, with no real practice.

easier than i could have ever imagined. i'm not even inclined to take him up on the challenge anymore where i actually practice it for a period of time and do an official series.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 12:14:21 AM
what other map in the entire world can two people who have basically no experience on it even come close to beating the "BEST"

riddle me that batman

shits so funny
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:15:13 AM
The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
Title: SMEAGOL
Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 08, 2015, 12:15:42 AM
Just beat TK 4-0 so 15-0 total then Swift wanted to play and as I said he'd never beat me in a series beat him 4-1. He is now grasping onto the fact he won 1 game when I wasn't set up underestimating him hahahaha. Yeah Swift you won 1 game, like I said you won't beat me in a series, never claimed you couldn't get one fluke win. 4-1 vs Swift, RAPED. 15-0 vs TK RAPED.

Aight since he was man enough to get an anal pounding in pball, seems fit you try your skill against him in GoW now. [emoji16]


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Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 12:16:35 AM
thats the funny part ryu, that was just me trying his map out...

the actually challenge would be for me to practice it and then do an official series vs him

but after beating him already in my second game vs him, i'm not so interested anymore.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 12:17:08 AM
ill be honest. im already completely tired of that map after playing a total of 3-4 hours in my entire life... that was 3-4 hours wasted that i will never get back.


come play gow/ef some time. let me know if you ever get someone decent (let alone the "best") down to 1 unit. haha
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:17:20 AM
The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 12:18:17 AM
the map was proven to be a joke. put some money on the line and i'll smoke u in a series after i practice for a few days
Title: SMEAGOL
Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 08, 2015, 12:20:28 AM
The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.

LOL you acting like you just lost your virginity. 

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Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:20:34 AM
Hahahaha it's hilarious Swift thinks winning 1 game making it 1-1 at the time so he was never even ahead ever is good. I was underestimating him because I raped him first game wasn't even set up, and I raped him 4-1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also TK thinks he's good still after 15-0 undefeated. As I said neither of you will beat me in a series a fluke win isn't shit, good luck go practice.

The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:21:31 AM
Ryu there is a quote feature I could just quote myself over and over again and it's not spam fool. The conversation is over they can respond over and over that is the same response, I added the above message, but that will be my response again from now on, that's what relevant :P.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 12:24:17 AM
smeagol got raped by someone who never played the map... and got pushed to only 1 unit 2 of the games by me


you cant make this shit up folks
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:36:30 AM
The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 12:38:35 AM
Swift is completely new to my map that I claim to be great at, yet he beat me one of the games within our series. I'm humiliated.

Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 12:38:52 AM

Swift is completely new to my map that I claim to be great at, yet he beat me one of the games within our series. I'm humilated.


Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 12:39:04 AM

Swift is completely new to my map that I claim to be great at, yet he beat me one of the games within our series. I'm humilated.



Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:42:20 AM
Hahahaha it's hilarious Swift thinks winning 1 game making it 1-1 at the time so he was never even ahead ever is good. I was underestimating him because I raped him first game wasn't even set up, and I raped him 4-1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also TK thinks he's good still after 15-0 undefeated. As I said neither of you will beat me in a series a fluke win isn't shit, good luck go practice.

The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 12:45:46 AM
I realize that if any athlete, professional, or expert in any art were to self-proclaim themselves as the best and then challenge a total beginner and lose a match within their series then that would prove them to be a total joke. I can't imagine one great at any particular art losing to a total scrub fresh out of the gate. It would be humiliating. To that end, it is undeniable that I am a joke at pball because I've played it thousands of times and swift just picked up my random pball map and beat me his second game in. Congrats Swift, I now am aware of the undeniable fact that I am not great.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 12:51:26 AM
Everyone knows I'm a huge narcissist that's why I brag about my money and women, I have a tiny pee pee and I'm just a bitter person. I know Smeagol never said he wouldn't lose a game, just that he wouldn't lose a series. Beings I got raped 4-1 and was never ahead, losing the best of 3, 5 and 7, I'm going to cling to the one win like an insolent incompetent child.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 08, 2015, 12:52:42 AM

The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.
The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.

LOL you acting like you just lost your virginity. 

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Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 09:41:53 AM
Also I'd like to point out Swift keeps swearing those were his first games. I just checked the game logs Swift and TK played 20+ 1v1s in 45 Man before playing me LMFAO. It wasn't his first 1v1 at all and I also have TK on video saying him and Swift were just playing. Hahahaha, raped 4-1 best of 3, 5, and 7 after you already played 20 games. Also still 15-0 undefeated vs TK, you guys are so sad you have to lie now LMAO RAPED OFF.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 10:40:02 AM
No excuse me I spoke too soon. Tk and Swift played over 60 1v1s in 45 Man PBall just yesterday alone, they then claimed it was Swifts very first game ever vs me, that's actually beyond pathetic. Swift claimed over and over after far less games he'd be able to beat me, he played 60 games of 45 Man AT LEAST yesterday before playing me. He may have played the days before that too. That's actually extremely sad he had to lie about it being his first game and he still got raped best of 7, 4-1. Hahahaha Sad fuckers.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 08, 2015, 10:45:28 AM
Smeagol, if they played 60 times, that's what?  An hour or two?  That's really not a lot of practice compared to your 10+ years, is it?

If you beat tk 4-0 just now, but he got you down to your last unit twice, then it seems to me that he's now near your level and probably better than most of the other regular pballers you spar with.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 08, 2015, 10:47:20 AM
Also, those 2v2s we were doing when the antihack popped up on you, they were against Quick and Lancelot, two guys you always say are good, and I'd played the map about 6 times in my life, and I fit right in...
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 10:52:14 AM
They played all day long yesterday. You can not play 60 games of 45 Man in anywhere near an hour. Just as 2 minutes a game which is a newb vs newb or pro vs newb game usually it would be 2 hours. Most 45 Man games take 5-10 minutes though. Between two skilled PBallers 60 1v1s could take 5+ hours. Swift is eating his own claims you seem to not realize that Blid. Also Swift never got me down to 1 unit in our games, he won the 2nd game though but was never ahead. He said he could play far less than 60 games and own me yet I still beat him 4-1. Also I'm undefeated vs TK so his claims are just ridiculous. I never said they couldn't get good, I simply said I would always beat them in series which is true. Also I have all the games vs them both videoed so I don't hack and your games with us were 2v2s just for fun. I don't try very hard in a lot of 2v2s or 3v3s, I try my hardest in 1v1s, 1v2s, 2v3s, any uneven games and tournaments.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 11:11:24 AM
They played all day long yesterday. You can not play 60 games of 45 Man in anywhere near an hour. Just as 2 minutes a game which is a newb vs newb or pro vs newb game usually it would be 2 hours. Most 45 Man games take 5-10 minutes though. Between two skilled PBallers 60 1v1s could take 5+ hours. Swift is eating his own claims you seem to not realize that Blid. Also Swift never got me down to 1 unit in our games, he won the 2nd game though but was never ahead. He said he could play far less than 60 games and own me yet I still beat him 4-1. Also I'm undefeated vs TK so his claims are just ridiculous. I never said they couldn't get good, I simply said I would always beat them in series which is true. Also I have all the games vs them both videoed so I don't hack and your games with us were 2v2s just for fun. I don't try very hard in a lot of 2v2s or 3v3s, I try my hardest in 1v1s, 1v2s, 2v3s, any uneven games and tournaments.

1) no we didnt

2) even if we did and i have a solid day of playing pball under my belt .. that still doesn't help your argument that pball takes a lot of skill if someone who can play "all day" can get pretty close to your level when you've literally played thousands of games.

Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 11:13:31 AM
LOL go look at the time stamps on the games. I don't mean you played all day straight. I mean you started then played 60 games over many hours I can take ss's if you really want... You are not even close to my level you lost 15-0 and Swift lost 4-1. I beat you in a best of 27 and I beat swift in a best of 3, 5 and then 7. Your thinking you are close to my level is borderline delusional at this point. Someone close to my level would be able to beat me 40% of the time or more I am undefeated vs you and neither of you has beat me in a series LMAO. Also do I really have to go back where I told you guys I had 1000's of games and you were both like we could own smeagol easy even with 20,000 games of it and him being regarded as the best at it. LOL wow.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 11:15:38 AM
i almost beat you 50% of the time in those 4 games. at least one of the games i should have won but as you like to say when you're losing "omg i fucked up"
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 11:18:05 AM
u knew damn well your edge those 4 games on me was only very slight. it didnt take you long at all to say "ok last game"  ... then immediately after playing me swift said "1v1?" and you played another 5 with him.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 11:18:17 AM
LOL!!!!!!! You ALMOST beat me half those games huh? Wow what a great accomplishment, we'll add that to the ALMOST Super Bowl champions, the ALMOST inventor of the cure for cancer, the ALMOST got laid, and most important you're ALMOST on my level hahaha. Honestly if you guys gotta cling to I almost beat you a few games even though you're 0-15 vs me that's just even more sad.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 11:19:54 AM
Honestly TK your claims are getting more hollow and I've proved you wrong on every front. Honestly just stfu and accept you are nothing close to me in PBall the same as Swift. I didn't log off out of fear or a dodge, I had been playing hours with you and before that, I had to work in an hour and a half, hahaha get real man. I'll play you guys again and rape you off again. The shit you are saying at this point is just pathetic as you've been proven wrong over and over. JOKKKKKKE.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 11:24:41 AM
you can't almost beat me in GoW in 1000 games.. you can't almost beat swift in GoW in 5,000 games.

any way. ill be playing in about 30 mins if you decide you're in the mood to play more than 7 or 8 in a row
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 11:28:20 AM
I'll be sleeping very soon, I was awake since late afternoon yesterday I worked 1am - 6am. Tora's tournaments is at 3 PM central I will be there if you want to play. Also if I trained in GOW had my buddy Medivh train me and dedicated myself, I wouldn't be better than you anytime in the foreseeable future, but I would win a game after dozens probably. You are correct though you would beat me in GOW as I am now. I have said all along you are both far better GOW players than me and that I don't even play GOW anymore. I only asked the same respect from you guys about PBall at which you decided to make claims and troll me. We are here now 15-0 and 4-1, won best of 27 vs you best of 7 vs Swift. Awaiting our next games today at Tora's tournament =D.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 11:30:34 AM
nobody trained me in pball

even if medivh trained you and you truly dedicated yourself, you might be able to cut that learning curve in half and have absolutely no chance of even coming close in the first 500 games instead of 1000.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 11:31:38 AM
i doubt ill be in the tournament. football games and other stuff going on

we'll see
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 11:33:26 AM
I have very high APM and I know Warcraft 2 far better than you realize. I wouldn't have to learn anything on GOW except build orders(how and where to build buildings) and strategies, I know every aspect of the buildings, hot keys, and units. I have beat hell alone with hardcore characters in Diablo 2 and am very good at different video games. It definitely wouldn't take 500 or 1000 games, but you would still win the vast majority of the time. I also have no desire whatsoever to play BNE or GOWs anymore uh so great you are better at GOW. You made the claims in PBall knowing full well you didn't know how to play and I was regarded as the best PBall. You're the better GOW player great, I am the far better PBall player 15-0.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on November 08, 2015, 11:38:40 AM
the map was proven to be a joke. put some money on the line and i'll smoke u in a series after i practice for a few days
?
There's the $200 tournament next weekend.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 11:42:00 AM
it would take med at least 4 months just to kinda sorta train you at gow ef
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 11:42:46 AM
Yeah Saturday, November 14th at 9 PM EST is the $200 45 Man PBall tournament. There's going to be at least 8 people and up to 16+. It's the first 45 Man tournament for a bit, the last 2 were 60 Man which I'm not quite as good as 45 Man at. I got upset in the last 2 60 Man tournaments but I'm 2-2 in 60 Man tournies overall. I'm 12-5 in 45 Man tournaments and I'm really looking forward to the tournament Saturday. It's going to be fun and I'll have my game face on.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 01:11:46 PM
the map was proven to be a joke. put some money on the line and i'll smoke u in a series after i practice for a few days
?
There's the $200 tournament next weekend.

$200 lol.

I would need it to be a substantially higher amount, preferably out of Smeagol's newspaper bike delivery salary, for me to be interested. Then I would just need less than a weeks practice. Probably 3-4 solid days of playing that map, and vs some of the more experienced players.

i could probably get a solid 150+ games in a day on that map, and after 500 or so I would be far above Smeagol.  TK is already near even with him himself, anyone who watched the games would realize the same.

Honestly though, I installed war2 a few days ago and am already bored of it. That topped with the fact of seeing how close tk was to beating him, and that I was able to beat him in my second game has made it more than apparent that the challenge would be easier than expected.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 01:17:36 PM
Smeagol, if any expert at say tetris, or pool, or checkers were to lose even just one game in a series to a novice in their art/field, and then nearly lose half the games to another novices in a series then they would be completely humilated.

You're supposedly an expert pball player, and we've proven different. Your skills are feeble. Like I said, unless there is some serious incentives, I have no reason to waste time to practice pball for the tournament or an official series vs you, as you've already proven to be WAY easier than we initially thought.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: ~ToRa~ on November 08, 2015, 01:30:21 PM
Well how much you want swift
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 08, 2015, 01:31:45 PM

I'll be sleeping very soon, I was awake since late afternoon yesterday I worked 1am - 6am. Tora's tournaments is at 3 PM central I will be there if you want to play. Also if I trained in GOW had my buddy Medivh train me and dedicated myself, I wouldn't be better than you anytime in the foreseeable future, but I would win a game after dozens probably. You are correct though you would beat me in GOW as I am now. I have said all along you are both far better GOW players than me and that I don't even play GOW anymore. I only asked the same respect from you guys about PBall at which you decided to make claims and troll me. We are here now 15-0 and 4-1, won best of 27 vs you best of 7 vs Swift. Awaiting our next games today at Tora's tournament =D.
Dodge.


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Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 01:35:27 PM
Well how much you want swift

I think $2,700 is a good starting point.
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: ~ToRa~ on November 08, 2015, 01:39:42 PM
Well how much you want swift

I think $2,700 is a good starting point.

Lol...right
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: Swift on November 08, 2015, 01:50:11 PM
I'm not asking you for it. I'm saying Smeagol and I should do a bet through escrow.com
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: tk[as] on November 08, 2015, 01:53:36 PM
Well how much you want swift

I think $2,700 is a good starting point.
Not too much and not to little.. sounds just right
Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 08, 2015, 01:54:51 PM

I'm not asking you for it. I'm saying Smeagol and I should do a bet through escrow.com

Lmfao


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Title: Re: SMEAGOL
Post by: xXxSmeagolxXx on November 08, 2015, 03:04:46 PM
Hahaha stupidest conversation ever 2 guys who got raped 19-1 together one i was undefeated vs think they are close to or on the same level as me, the stupidity is actually alarmingly funny LOL. I'm not betting shit with you fool, you got raped, and you're going to continue to get raped no brainer bud. You still don't get that neither of you has beat me in a series and you guys might get good as you're both decent now but you will NEVER be on my level. You guys get sadder all the time, having to lie about playing 60 1v1s and all the bs, hahaha pathetic fools.

The shit talkers got raped proving their bullshit claims are just that bullshit. 15-0 vs TK RAPED, 4-1 vs Swift RAPED. Go practice newbs, say all the bullshit you want RAPED OFF.