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Warcraft II => Server.War2.ru => Topic started by: WillTheRealKoorbStandUp on September 12, 2017, 07:35:05 AM

Title: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: WillTheRealKoorbStandUp on September 12, 2017, 07:35:05 AM
How to watch on Garden Of War

If the game starts as Top vs Bottom but you must watch
The first thing you do is vision the other team then un-vision all, ally and allied victory, before moving.
Then move to the bottom left( Below 8 ) or top right part ( above 2 ) of the map

Just move your peasant there and do not build anything

Then select the allied chat box and select only players who are also watching.

Do not vision if the game is hosted on melee setting.

Ask "vision please" if players forget to vision you.

How not to get kicked/banned joining games.

If you are an unknown/new player to the host and players, When joining a game, select human straight away and ask "can i watch please" or "watch or play pls"

The reason why you select human straight away is it shows your status of intent, pro players may quickly ban a unknown or noob player
 because he assumes it will be to hard to assume u know how to watch or bother explaining it to you.
Unknown players are known to say they know how to watch but still build and ruin a 1v1 or equal teams game.
This game is old so everyone knows everyone, an unknown player ethier is a bad or a smurf (Hiding who they really are on a new name)
Players can be quick to ban without following this etiquette to become a known player.


Human = Indicates you are watching
Orc = Ready to play/Wanting to play
Random = Unready/brb

Garden of Wars starting positions are labeled with a clock time position on the map

s12 - 12 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - s5 - 6 - 8 - s9 - 9 - 11


If the host asks you a question such as "s9? or 11?" they want you to list the amount of gold in the mine of that position on the map garden of war to know you have an basic understanding of warcraft 2 etiquette.

s9 = 30k
11 = 65k


In game terms

Build strategy names

Power = 14-19 peons then upgrading hold rushing to ogremage/lust
Dual = 2 hall at 2 mines start of game
Rush = 2 barracks/raxs grunt rush
Gay = using towers offensively early in neighbor wars or at the start of a game


GG = Good game, equittie is the loser says it first. Saying GG first as the winner while the game is still going on is bad manners. The losing party generally calls when the game is up.
Once you say gg you are expected to leave immediately afterwards. Saying GG and continuing to play to try to buy you time to comeback on a lost game is bad manners
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: tk[as] on September 12, 2017, 07:43:16 PM
Koorb giving etiquette lessons .. is this real life
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 12, 2017, 08:35:01 PM
there isnt no noobs..been there all day
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: XuRnT on September 12, 2017, 08:58:41 PM
Nice write up.

There is also another one though even pretty much named the same made up by Mousetopher I believe that you can find in the getting started link on the main page.

http://en.war2.ru/about/server-etiquette/#2 (http://en.war2.ru/about/server-etiquette/#2)
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: BabyShark on September 12, 2017, 09:13:33 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/172837775 (https://www.twitch.tv/videos/172837775)
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: I hate naggers on September 13, 2017, 01:23:34 AM
Koorb giving etiquette lessons .. is this real life
yes, because this is only 'for noobs'. Pros dont have to follow that bullshit
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: eleison on September 13, 2017, 02:37:15 AM
These rules is mostly how to watch good players play gow. There is so many other maps too... Most import rule newbs/noobs need to follow is: Answer when some one ask you a question... Most newbs don't answer or get upset because they have to answer stupid questions trying to play a game :p
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: XuRnT on September 13, 2017, 05:20:25 AM
These rules is mostly how to watch good players play gow. There is so many other maps too... Most import rule newbs/noobs need to follow is: Answer when some one ask you a question... Most newbs don't answer or get upset because they have to answer stupid questions trying to play a game :p

A lot of the time I think it is a language barrier too.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 13, 2017, 12:07:47 PM
Unwritten etiquette for "noobs"

If a player finds that a lobby is full, don't kick others to supplant his entry into that lobby

If a player wins a game, don't find it epitomized that you are the best player in the world

If you find that you are a good player, don't think that others, with their faith, can't do like things
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: ~ToRa~ on September 13, 2017, 01:21:54 PM
Unwritten etiquette for "noobs"

If a player finds that a lobby is full, don't kick others to supplant his entry into that lobby

If a player wins a game, don't find it epitomized that you are the best player in the world

If you find that you are a good player, don't think that others, with their faith, can't do like things

This is the most normal post jessu ever wrote.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 14, 2017, 04:35:34 PM
he is pretty normal around here(well not with the gen pop that be rednecks but still alot of dif people)....whole dam van of JW's pulled in my job site and handed us flyers..they gotta be some gamer ones 40 or so y/o i mean cmon! :blank:
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 14, 2017, 04:50:31 PM
-----------BREAKING---------------------------------------------------Donald Trump (the president) isa "noob"
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: ~ToRa~ on September 14, 2017, 07:37:00 PM
Imagine if Donald Trump dled and started playing war2.
😂😂😂
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 14, 2017, 07:53:36 PM
Imagine if Donald Trump dled and started playing war2.
😂😂😂
I would ban him.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: ~ToRa~ on September 14, 2017, 08:47:46 PM
^I would unban him and tell him to make war2 great again.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: ~ToRa~ on September 14, 2017, 09:06:33 PM
fuck yall ha i hope i dont live to 50

Someone has had too much beer.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 07:26:50 AM
pence is the one that sucks -----> (well also)<-----
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 12:50:36 PM
"How not to get kicked/banned joining games.

If you are an unknown/new player to the host and players, When joining a game, select human straight away and ask "can i watch please" or "watch or play pls""

lols how ridiculous

make sure to add type 150 words per minute because of the ungodly characters that make up anti-biblical heritage
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 12:53:52 PM
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BECAUSE WAR2 CONTAINS SO MANY UNGODLY PEOPLE THAT CAN'T WAIT 5 SECONDS AFTER ASKING LINGUISTIC WAR2 GARBAGE THAT DEVELOPED IN 1997 BY A bunch of spoiled, rotten kids "s9?"
BAN

rofl

Yea make sure you ask right away to watch and select human
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GROW UP KOORB
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: I hate naggers on September 15, 2017, 01:13:36 PM
ah the incoherent tard is drunk
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 15, 2017, 01:19:17 PM
Alcohol is the devil's brew.

Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 05:18:54 PM
never! makes mlp vids kinda real fun..def wouldn't drive though..

alright im hosting for noobs..anyone close to being close to avg is not welcomed :P i blow ass gone get some drinks.

jessu everyone is kinda nice they prob just shit talking while you play...or to make a grudge its all fun..

but right here in my jw flyer "to enjoy upbuilding association with loving people,caring people"

they better i can smell a fake.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:27:48 PM
It is not to uphold righteousness, that merits drunkenness; but the departure therefrom. If people salute one another in the lobby -- friend to friend; then comes one that has never played before... he is asked with jest, some appalling questions, and before he even has time to type other than "30k" he is, with the utmost aggravation, kicked -- and it is not an anomaly of the host or the spectators propriety/moral rectitude/love/goodness of judgment. Therefore to all, refrain from reading professor Koorb's message, as it only fulfills this lucid behavior that must stop, lest shame come on Christ's second coming to all that do not repent, and an untimely death (that is promised to those who do not come to a repentance.)
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 07:30:21 PM
lol well beer cuts on other parts of my brain..i enjoy it he just have send me to hell :p i cant even listen to music sober so he will have to get over it..lol glad your back to your personality
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:31:20 PM
And what is wrong with alcohol? Only if you can not drink it with moderation. I have never been drunk. I have next to me so many bottles of liquor, wine in the cupboard, Budweiser in the refrigerator, I even have 2 bottles of 128 proof moonshine.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 07:32:12 PM
 :o id be nuts nothing over 5% for me

"It is not to uphold righteousness, that merits drunkenness; but the departure therefrom."

yeah true moderation
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: WillTheRealKoorbStandUp on September 15, 2017, 07:35:21 PM
jessu is a total mental retard without a clue and is now on ignore.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:37:13 PM
sorry koorb it is not the "pro players" that need to give etiquette lessons, it is these "pro players" that NEED IT.

1. "Pro players" - when you come to the server, make sure you love Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:38:51 PM
"ignore?" It is hard to kick against a cactus... Christ remains.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:40:03 PM
Oh yea and "pro players"

Don't give out etiquette lessons
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Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:40:55 PM
IT IS SO HYPOCRITICAL I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT HAPPENED
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:41:50 PM
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Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 07:42:51 PM
damit i spent all my energy last night cant even get a buzz :( yay yall 2 are having fun thats what it is about!
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:44:45 PM
maybe you need some of my stuff
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:46:37 PM
on some ice
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 07:46:47 PM
every 3 days can i only get high it would matter i drink it get poisoned
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:48:01 PM
shove 5 cigs in your mouth (cigarettes); then take a shot of this 64% moonshine
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 07:48:41 PM
dam jessu ur so naughty
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:49:15 PM
Nothing wrong with that.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 07:50:55 PM
i only smoke when i drink ..i like it but dont make it a habit terrible on health
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 15, 2017, 07:52:22 PM
Depends on your tolerance.
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: shesycompany on September 15, 2017, 11:34:34 PM
your not jessu
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: mousEtopher on September 18, 2017, 08:38:26 AM
you jinxed it tora :<
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: jessu001 on September 20, 2017, 04:17:50 PM
Etiquette

Possess a kind glance to other players, that the moderation before Christ is not guilty of misadventure.

Love your neighbor as yourself, that in kind, you are treated fairly, when you were created from the dust of the ground.

If at all, players begin to hate, what example is laid before you greater than Christ, that you should follow their example; and not Christ?
Title: Re: Unwritten etiquette for noobs (now written)
Post by: woofy on September 21, 2017, 02:53:46 AM
And what is wrong with alcohol?


mah man  >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D