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Warcraft II => Server.War2.ru => Topic started by: woofy on June 18, 2020, 06:10:31 PM

Title: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: woofy on June 18, 2020, 06:10:31 PM
I'll kick it off.

Has to be IWDTheChampion being turtleman@can.

Lisa_88 actually being her gay twin brother hamster has to come in at a close second place ;D
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: Equinox on June 18, 2020, 06:12:53 PM
I'll kick it off.

Has to be IWDTheChampion being turtleman@can.

Lisa_88 actually being her gay twin brother hamster has to come in at a close second place ;D

Lisa was not a girl but actually a gay?
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: woofy on June 18, 2020, 06:14:21 PM
Haha that was the running joke between hamster and I but he never defended it!
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: tk[as] on June 18, 2020, 06:14:50 PM
i wasnt around much for lisa.. but you're saying Lisa_88 was hamster, and hamster was gay and pretending to be his sister?
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: ~ToRa~ on June 18, 2020, 06:16:27 PM
Of course it’s ~Tora~  8)
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: Equinox on June 18, 2020, 06:17:52 PM
Biggest smurf of history is probably swift smurfing as a russian guy and even learn russian to make it look real.

He say for more than 2 years.

But actually maybe swift is a russian that have smurf as american swift for over 20 years....

Who the fuck know, they are all crazy!!
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: tk[as] on June 18, 2020, 06:19:32 PM
are u confusing swift with woofy? i know woofy did that. he pretended to be russian and even learned some russian
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: tk[as] on June 18, 2020, 06:20:12 PM
its impossible to have good smurfs any more unless you have a VPN. too many people have IP checkers.
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: Equinox on June 18, 2020, 06:20:24 PM
are u confusing swift with woofy? i know woofy did that. he pretended to be russian and even learned some russian

NoNoNOno thats the story swift tell us 2 months ago during a game as watcher.
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: Equinox on June 18, 2020, 06:22:13 PM
its impossible to have good smurfs any more unless you have a VPN. too many people have IP checkers.

Tk you are not part of this staff, you are just a gate keepers, they will told you anything about the truth, thats why you are just a gate keeper since 15 years, cuz they have no confidence on you about there secrets.
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: woofy on June 18, 2020, 06:23:25 PM
Wasn't there a smurftheory that swift was Lenka, and he played on 2comps at once one time?  Lol brilliant if true
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: Equinox on June 18, 2020, 06:24:31 PM
Want there a smurftheory that swift was Lenka, and he played on 2comps at once one time?  Lol brilliant if true

No but he can make play someone else on his smurf so nobody suspect him.

Thats why they dont just smurfs but actually also swap accounts.

They probably make a group togheter, they are probably 5-6 swappers smurfers.
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: tk[as] on June 18, 2020, 06:46:38 PM
Wasn't there a smurftheory that swift was Lenka, and he played on 2comps at once one time?  Lol brilliant if true

pretty sure swift was Lenka, and the rumor is he was essentially having cyber sex with himself (from accounts Lenka and Swift) in the channel "The Chamber" to convince other people he was a ladies man lol

idk about actually playing war2 on 2 diff comps.. but it seems probable that he was typing sexual conversations from 2 diff comps lollllll
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: woofy on June 18, 2020, 07:15:17 PM
looool thats right. sg and i also saw them two in a private ventrillo room "talking" to each other when the vent server was packed

epic
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: ~ToRa~ on June 19, 2020, 01:54:48 PM
Why do people talk about swift in every thread?
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: CLAVV on June 19, 2020, 04:23:13 PM
Why do people talk about swift in every thread?
MEANS HES DOING SOMETHING WELL. BE IT W2 OR TROLLING
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: woofy on June 19, 2020, 05:42:12 PM
Why do people talk about swift in every thread?


Because he pays us mods and admins a handsome wage, duh
Title: Re: Biggest Smurfs in War2 History
Post by: tk[as] on June 19, 2020, 07:45:26 PM
Whoa woofy that's not something we are supposed to be talking about.

But while we are talking about it he just have me an extra dollar a month to stop talking about Lanka. Starting now