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Warcraft II => Server.War2.ru => Topic started by: Paper_Boy on April 15, 2018, 01:02:01 AM

Title: war2 Censorship
Post by: Paper_Boy on April 15, 2018, 01:02:01 AM
Who the fuck was the Admin tonight? I was banned from channel for having the name UppityNegro
Like Hell I was banished to the void for all of eternity... Did some1 put a priss in charge like cell?
Whats wrong with u people and ur faggoty micro aggressions?
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 01:35:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/wWiJclT.png)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 15, 2018, 02:29:41 AM
Yeah pb has been agro-smurfing a bit lately. I hope he comes around soon, it's getting a bit boring.

If you are a proud negro then hf with that, if you are an open negro-hating racist then its inappropriate but understandable, if you're not either of those things then its really just kinda weird and creepy.


  .... also if you're going to use the term "micro agressions" you should be made to grow a hipster beard and talk exclusively to Yamon about GM-free, gluten-free, all natural nutritional suppliments with no added permeate, while lovingly stroking his hair.



(https://i.imgur.com/wWiJclT.png)


       ^  and daammn dude that really seems pretty macro to me ;)


Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Paper_Boy on April 15, 2018, 03:13:24 AM
haha I would be a hipster for a day if I could find jeans skinny enough, but my Quads are too massive!!


huh? West coast isn’t late at all, and who gives a shit if I pop on late, not really your concern.  The term negro itself is benign, means black in spanish and has many ambiguous interpretations related to darkness & death. Even if you elected to direct the characterization towards black people the term has no negative connotations, just happens to come from a different era & was even listed in military hand books.

Place to cool down? I wasn’t even upset, just watched Boardwalk Empire and was amused at a funny piece of dialogue. You’re under the illusion that referring to someones race some how makes it an over act of racism. Not really pissed, I just talk in a direct manner that probably offends the sensibilities of a beta male. I am however annoyed some admin decided to go rouge and fuck with me for no reason. This game is on the verge of dying out and you think fucking with its dwindling player base, indulging an immature musing will some how help the community? I logged off early because I was annoyed and have no wish to return until your identity is discovered. I notice you’re too afraid to face me man to man. Well i’ve seen Van, Sepi, Yamon, Silent Farts pretty much every player on the server utter something that could be deemed far more inappropriate. Ban us all! You never know a midnight soccer game of Negros might be disbanding and will be horrified by the effrontery as we besmirch their street cred.... This was pretty harmless, whoever ur, you’re a pretty sad person to stoop so low harassing players to some how validate yourself and expand on a rather perfunctory role.  Your job is to worry about screen shots, bots and harassment not injecting your personal political bias upon the entire community. UNDERSTANNNNNNDDDD???????
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 07:52:16 AM
I care deeply about the entire flock. I consider you all my children.

We have decided to start manitoring appropriate bedtimes and ensuring adequate sleep quantities.

West coast east coast middle ground, we are all one and one all. Joined forever.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Shotgun on April 15, 2018, 08:27:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/wWiJclT.png)

LOL
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 15, 2018, 08:56:05 AM
Hey, speaking of people who think they're rl tough guys, I really can't remember who the wanker was that was telling me that because im 47 im old and weak because old guys can't fight and that they could beat me up simply based on my brithdate. It was during a GOW game a couple of weeks ago...

   ... anyway something happened today that made me think of that, I had to get rid of an undesirable in the share house I currently live in, and after I had subdued the idiot and while I was physically dragging him out the front door by his head, he actually asked me how old I was so I told him. He was probably about 30, solid, a couple of inches taller than me, covered in tattoos and claimed to be a member of the Hells Angels, although I seriously doubt it because he punched like a school-kid.

So for the general safety and well-being of any other dumbasses who think that a 47 year old guy is an easy target, I thought I would share the email I just sent to the property manager about the incident.



(http://forum.war2.ru/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4020.0;attach=2209)



Believe it, don't believe it, I really don't give a crap, but I can assure you I wouldn't bother wasting my time making up a story like that for the benefit of anyone here.

I admit it did take me much longer than it used to to catch my breath afterwards.....
                             .... but mainly I still just feel so inadequate because I don't have massive quads ;)

Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 15, 2018, 09:18:16 AM
The term negro itself is benign, means black in spanish and has many ambiguous interpretations related to darkness & death. Even if you elected to direct the characterization towards black people the term has no negative connotations,


Ok, despite being pretty sure the first ammendment to the U.S. constitution means precisely DICK in Russia, if you wan't to campaign for your 'right' to call a shovel a spade, then go for it, but please don't insult anyone's intelligence by sugesting that your use of the word is anything but %100 a racial reference. You know it, and so does anyone who sees it. We've all seen Pulp Fiction, and Samuel.L. you 'aint.

IMHO it is 1:1 equivalent with a white guy painting black-face on himself and dancing around singing "mammy".... and that's pretty sad.

Yeah, I know it's just a trollish taunt to get a reaction, but I know you really are intelligent enough to come up with something a whole lot more imaginative. Give respect. Get respect.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 09:19:27 AM
Lambchop, your intrepid stance in the face of mortal danger gives all men the ambition to follow your lead in handling cases like this.

Paperboy I wish to take you up on your offer to meet man to man and determine which of us is more manly. Meet at the McDonald's at 1007 Western Ave LA. (Because it has a playground where we can play after lunch).

I propose 3 contests.

1. Burger eating contest. Whoever can wolf down most burgers wins. We pay for each other's burgers.

2. Wife carrying contest. Bring your wife and see who can carry her the farthest. If you don't have one, I get to pick any willing female from McDonald's for you to carry.

3. Prank calls to McDonald's from the playground. Best prank call wins.

Tiebreaker: stand on separate tables throwing food, trays, plastic cutlery, Happy Meal toys at each other until one falls or is arrested. Last man standing on table takes home the manliness trophy.

Tonight works for me. 7 pm California time.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: ~ToRa~ on April 15, 2018, 09:47:29 AM
I wonder how many forum aka’s blid has.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 15, 2018, 09:52:07 AM
Lambchop, your intrepid stance in the face of mortal danger gives all men the ambition to follow your lead in handling cases like this.

haha thx, but there really wasn't much in the way of mortal danger from that douche-bag. Seriously my ex-wife hit harder than that. Funny thing was he really believed he was a tough guy ;D

Tiebreaker: stand on separate tables throwing food, trays, plastic cutlery, Happy Meal toys at each other until one falls or is arrested. Last man standing on table takes home the manliness trophy.

I am humbled that you have so perfectly captured and understood the true essence of what I was trying to say.

If I might be so bold as to give a small amount of advice : here it is all about finesse. The gold standard in McDonalds food throwing is removing the pickles from your burger and getting the to fly frisbee-like accross the room before sticking and staying stuck to the wall or ceiling.

Any pickles that do not remain in place for at least a full minute after impact should score no points.

I wonder how many forum aka’s blid has.

Not as many as he has game AKAs ;)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: mousEtopher on April 15, 2018, 10:26:40 AM
god lamby is such a freaking boss :critter: :critter: :critter:
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 10:39:24 AM
I wonder how many forum aka’s blid has.

You have violated the admin brotherhood and code of conduct and shown yourself treacherous.

Shame on you.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: ~ToRa~ on April 15, 2018, 10:42:20 AM
Forgive me you never gave me the admin handbook when I joined the team.

I do find it hilarious to see your need to smurf extends to the forums.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Cel on April 15, 2018, 03:31:04 PM
It is funny how you got punished and immediately find a good reason for it on your own.

You care about the game dying? But at the same time you do not seem to care doing things that even you think might anger people or push them away, that is very enlightening.

You really indeed care about the game dying when people push you away so basically you only care about the game dying when you get punished.

If you truly care about the game not dying you might as well start by not doing things that even you are aware might be offending others for literally no reasons.

Just common sense...

 ps: I like the flag sideways it is crispy like a good baguette :critter:
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 04:35:28 PM
@Paper_Boy To reverse your ban prompty, you must show proof of having received a passing grade in a diversity training class.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 04:40:34 PM
@~ToRa~ I'd like to see you take your job a little more seriously from now on.

Here's the admin handbook by Owen Hughes. Study it. Until then, you are relieved of your duties.

Yamon is to act as interim admin until you are better prepared.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Winchester on April 15, 2018, 06:00:18 PM
Entertaining letter lambchops, just you wrote the wrong date on there. It's 2018!
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 15, 2018, 06:12:30 PM
And this clown can't even get the French flag right.

Looks like someone else needs the diversity training.

Not to mention a basic education.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 07:18:07 PM
look at you running to defend him. he must be your boyfriend.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: ~ToRa~ on April 15, 2018, 07:53:21 PM
^^I take it back this guy isn’t blid. Im guessing he jordan.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 15, 2018, 09:29:27 PM
PB and I want very different things in life, not to mention in the sexual experience. Would never work out.

You should know that great white sharks can never be kept in tiny aquariums or swimming pools. The depth has to be there and no limits, no barriers, just full, free, wild...

And the French flag

(https://i.imgur.com/vPZUKMJ.jpg)

And here's a little something to get you started on the education boost you desperately need:

(https://i.imgur.com/RArUut0.jpg)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 15, 2018, 10:17:32 PM
i bet your boyfriend is impressed that you've figured out how to do a google search, probably after many years of fails.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 15, 2018, 11:30:06 PM
Entertaining letter lambchops, just you wrote the wrong date on there. It's 2018!


Damnit am I still doing that? lol oh well Terry will like that, it's an excuse for him not to do anything.

The rangehood above the stove here plugs into 240v socket on the wall next to it, which was all dodgey and broken. A while back one of the guys here got up on the kitchen bench to try to make it work and got a good shock that threw him accross the room. Because there was a safety issue Terry had to do something official, so he sent round an "electrician" who put a new front plate on the socket then just cut the cord off the rangehood and left.... problem solved ;D


(http://forum.war2.ru/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4020.0;attach=2213)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: woofy on April 16, 2018, 02:23:47 AM
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool this automatically gets thread of the year, surely

cam, how many doors were destroyed upon noticing the ban? how long is the ban enforced?
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 16, 2018, 04:33:46 PM
International Convention of BabyShark's Purported W2 Boyfriends:

(https://i.imgur.com/iWKn9Yy.jpg)

Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 16, 2018, 04:35:34 PM
Okay lol, I wasn't even *defending* PB. Say one thing I said that was "defending" him.

I was defending the honor of France and the merits of education, sheesh.

I don't disagree with banning inappropriate akas at all, no matter whose they are.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 16, 2018, 11:18:37 PM
Okay lol, I wasn't even *defending* PB. Say one thing I said that was "defending" him.

I was defending the honor of France and the merits of education, sheesh.

I don't disagree with banning inappropriate akas at all, no matter whose they are.

I'd happily defend pb, although not that particular screen name. Usually I enjoy his company when he's in a good mood, and I certianly wouldn't want to see him banned from the game. 


BTW: thats a terrible photo of me Baby, why didn't you post the one where im wearing my leopard-print Elvis suit?

Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 17, 2018, 06:36:32 AM
If I posted the Leopard Print Elvis pic, they would have instantly known that that Leopard Print Elvis outfit was on the floor 5 seconds later.

Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: mousEtopher on April 17, 2018, 08:32:09 AM
International Convention of BabyShark's Purported W2 Boyfriends:

(https://i.imgur.com/iWKn9Yy.jpg)


rofl
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on April 17, 2018, 10:14:43 AM
looks like a bunch of nerds
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: tupac on April 17, 2018, 09:39:53 PM
looks like a bunch of nerds
Who told you to say cheese?
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: easycompany on April 17, 2018, 09:43:02 PM
holy “Oatmeal? Are you crazy?" i wanna move in with lamb that sounds exciting!
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: woot. on April 17, 2018, 11:53:15 PM
QUOTE FROM: EYYY IM WALKIN HERE ON TODAY AT 10:14:43 AM
looks like a bunch of nerds

 ;D ;) :P
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: woot. on April 17, 2018, 11:55:00 PM
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Kick Some Ass - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBWbpTJRqk#)  :P
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 18, 2018, 02:51:38 AM
holy “Oatmeal? Are you crazy?" i wanna move in with lamb that sounds exciting!

nah, trust me you really don't.

Getting covered in some grotty meth-head's sweat and blood is just gross. :blank:

Wait until I have somewhere decent to live and then visit .
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 18, 2018, 11:52:26 AM
looks like a bunch of nerds

At least that part fits. This may mount up the suspicion, but I do have to admit I love nerds.

Know their way around a computer +1
Can fix their own car +1
Intelligent +5
Have opinions other than what they see on TV +5
Have unusual hobbies like rowing or badger rearing or model airplane construction +1
Generally not douchebags who think constantly tearing everyone down makes them cool +1
Like chess +1
Like W2 +3
Value their health +1
Value intimacy appropriately +1
Can hold an adult conversation about a variety of topics +1
Quirky and clever witty sense of humor +1
Can eject ornery intruders from the premises +1
Can create things (instead of just criticize what other have made) +1

The only downside...

Mismatched socks -1
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: woot. on April 18, 2018, 11:59:59 AM
babyshark arnt you suppose to be married  ::) ;) :-\
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 18, 2018, 12:22:09 PM
Tell that to all the people who keep assuming every person I ever game with or talk or whose map I like is a boyfriend lol.

It's as silly as if someone started saying all the people who like GOW are the boyfriend of the guy who made it of if you pard someone more than once you must be *together*! WooT, I know I saw you pard Lance at LEAST 3 x last night. It's on the next level isn't it? When's the wedding?

Mr. Bean and Zones are good maps. The community wants them.

Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: woot. on April 18, 2018, 12:26:47 PM
lol @ babyshark me and lance dont really get along much ive been booted many times from his game due to my personality give or take i dont even know if im making sense but yeah i have no allys except for the [iS] clan member which i hardly play with even tho we are in the same gang.. and plus i ally you a lot also.. just a game i play for nostalgia... no pun intended gonna drop this see you in the game as ally or enemy which ever comes... bye now have a great day.. i will do the same and see you guys and gals later on war2.ru   ;)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 18, 2018, 01:16:17 PM
You parded both Lance AND me??

What's wrong with you, man?

That's not cool.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: easycompany on April 18, 2018, 05:57:24 PM
well dam  bring chops over to the states baby,id adopt him but balls to the wall(collecting gamers for my arcade)

Mismatched socks -1 ouch.. so he is a little eurkele shallow!
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 19, 2018, 07:41:05 AM
What's wrong with my socks?
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 19, 2018, 07:02:54 PM
What's wrong with my socks?

Morally, practically, and in many other ways, nothing.

Mismatched socks cause an involunrary internal cringe reaction I find highly unpleasant, leading me to find mismatched socks distasteful.

I have tried sock therapy in the form of engaging in prolonged staring at non-matching socks in an effort to consciously reduce and eliminate the negative feelings associated with mismatched socks. I also tried the flooding technique, pouring a basketful of unmatched socks on top of myself while trying to absorb the non-matching essence to recalibrate the systems responsible for the aversion, but these methods failed.

I accept that this inherent trait is a severe defect within myself and not the result of true transgression on the part of the mismatched sock wearer.

However, I ask, out of conern for my wellbeing, that my friends refrain from exposing me to these uncomfortable and disturbing situations as long as the problem remains unresolved.

Some techniques to help you in this quest:

1. Move somewhere hot year-round where you will always be barefoot or wear sandals. If you wear mismatching sandals, this is a more severe issue than can be dealt with in the scope of this post.

2. Buy only one style of sock in one color, so all your socks match each other.

3. Wear long pants and footwear with appropriately modest coverage to prevent visual affinity to the mismatched socks lurking underneath.

4. Wear opaque plastic bags over your feet, taped up around the calf on both legs. Attach rubber feet to bottoms for traction.

5. If you are unable to accommodate these very reasonable requests and modifications, accept that friendship involving visual contact with a sock-impaired visualizer may be, simply put, impossible.

Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 20, 2018, 07:02:50 AM
Socks are awesome.

I consider myself something of a sock aficionado. I have always encouraged people to gift me socks for birthdays/christmas if they have no other ideas. I insist on a specific brand of good quality socks - a thick wool/poly blend. Very comfortable, practical and effective.

I always put on 2 socks - one on either foot, and I try to match them in age/wear/thickness, but often not color. In fact once they have been through the wash an uneven number of times, even those that were originally pairs no longer look that way.

If I'm wearing short pants I do try to not look totally stupid, but when I'm in long pants i don't even think about the colors.

So really I'm very glad the Elvis suit came with matching socks ;D
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 20, 2018, 08:19:05 AM
According to my memory and awareness, both a bit haphazardly spotty, I was in a predicament once in my life where I ended up wearing mismatched socks.

In spite of having survived the ordeal, I was never quite the same after that night.

It happened like this.

I was the only one awake in the house. I was playing W2 late at night in 2016. My bare feet were cold. This was intermittently causing my attention to move away from my screen (such a thing should never be done) and toward my feet.

Not wanting to rouse any other person(s)/creature(s) from restful slumber thereby creating a further disturbance/interruption to my W2 gaming experience, I resorted to the previously unthinkable.

I raided the dryer, which contained an assortment of socks, but not a pair to be found.

It was determined that the discomfort from perpetual lack of warmth to feet exceeded the discomfort of mismatched socks, and while this seemed valid enough an assessment at the time, time proved these choices to be cataclysmic.

It is quite possible that every ill in my life since that night can be traced back to that one fateful night.

I would urge you to exercise due caution with regards to laundering socks separately and causing various shading/discoloration patterns, making correcting these dangerous habits even more unachievable, as the existence of true, correct pairs will cease altogether, lending your future to nothing but misfortune and catastrophe.



Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lone on April 20, 2018, 10:18:45 AM
What's the point in buying different kinds of socks...? People could just buy a lot of the same 2-3 types of socks and never worry about missing ones thereby avoiding such cataclysms...
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 20, 2018, 10:33:19 AM
What's the point in buying different kinds of socks...? People could just buy a lot of the same 2-3 types of socks and never worry about missing ones thereby avoiding such cataclysms...

The kind of genius conclusion that can only be derived by proper nerds.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 20, 2018, 12:55:29 PM
how self absorbed are you? you already have lambchops, nedro, lethal, kyle, paperboy, and who knows how many more. lone too? do you really need this many boyfreinds?
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 20, 2018, 03:01:58 PM
You're being ridiculous and/or intentionally provocative! Lol.

You get an eyeroll and a headshake. Don't you have anything better to do?

Maybe ban more people and embarrass yourself with not knowing basic flags?
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Thumb$ on April 20, 2018, 05:24:33 PM
lol rotfl pb,you dont need war2 cus war2 needs you  :-*
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 20, 2018, 07:40:03 PM
i know for a fact paperboy is in love with you. your protests are too passionate and show it's not one sided. ive seen the way he chats you up in channel. the more you deny it the more obvious it becomes. youre hot for him.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 20, 2018, 08:00:54 PM
I would urge you to exercise due caution with regards to laundering socks separately and causing various shading/discoloration patterns, making correcting these dangerous habits even more unachievable, as the existence of true, correct pairs will cease altogether, lending your future to nothing but misfortune and catastrophe.

OMG it's true, my life sucks, but I never realised it was the socks. Why oh why did nobody warn me before it was too late?  :(
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: tk[as] on April 20, 2018, 08:28:35 PM
If I were admin I would have said "change name or ban" .. Then banned u before u has a chance to change ur name
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: easycompany on April 20, 2018, 09:37:25 PM
gd baby got the idea i want alot of people also lool..oh i forgot they are in love :o heart strings gonna hurt.best of luck
(HQ) Rod Stewart - Some Guys Have All The Luck (official music video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2WIFGQttE#)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 21, 2018, 08:37:34 AM
K, I like gaming with PB and he's fun and hilarious, but not really relationship material. There's got to be more to a person than the external and a few impressive video game moves. For that kind of thing.

But...on the other hand, should we just tell them?
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 22, 2018, 08:37:12 AM
Well??
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: UppityAdm1n on April 22, 2018, 09:08:36 AM
pb and bs sitting in a tree

we already know
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 22, 2018, 12:46:49 PM
... the external and a few impressive video game moves...

You heard it here first folks.... pb has some impressive moves!  ;)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: easycompany on April 22, 2018, 06:20:22 PM
i thoguht he played humans well congrats u 2..all the other ones down about 8 or so get some cheap dishes go outside and breakthem  then back to war2

Hot Dog - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOLTwt-bqoU#)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Igognito on April 23, 2018, 10:07:45 AM
It should be illegal to allow factories to stop producing a model of socks!
You know how many times I had to buy all my socks over and over again?
Just because a factory stopped producing a model!


But the true solution lies to:

Hawaii 5-0 or Kenya 4-1

Choose your wear :-D
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 23, 2018, 03:31:13 PM
I agree completely.

Lamby and anyone who was damaged by the greedy sock factories, would you like to join forces to file a class action suit?

@James D. Plante, Esquire Your services are needed promptly. It's an emergency.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 23, 2018, 03:39:09 PM
I was so inspired by your water bottle shoes Igog.

Reusing is so economically and environmentally friendly; we should all embrace these most excellent aims to the best of our abilities.

I couldn't quite get mine to work as well for actually walking. :(

But on the plus side, anytime hydration for any urgent need was readily available.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 23, 2018, 03:54:49 PM
@UppityAdm1n

Okay, yes, there is a baby, but no baby carriage and no K I S S I N G.

PB's baby will be worn in a W2 logo-infused on--the-body baby carrier for optimal bonding. We are a stoller-free operation.

After meeting the strict requirements of the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program and being approved by the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program Approval Committee after sample testing, PB was generous enough to send ample quantities of fresh samples. His kind offer to save money on the IVF procedures and personally install a sample was a thoughtful gesture but it was decided that utmost professional measures must be taken to ensure complete professionalism in the process of assembling and raising the first ever W2 Breeding Program Baby.

We need to decide on a name, but can't choose:

PaperShark
BabyBoy (it could be a girl...PaperGirl?)
Sample 1 Product
Can-We-Raise-Number-of-Pauses-Per-Game-3-Is-Too-Few
^~^ (not sure how to pronounce :( )

We have a number of eligible candidates for the program, and could use more uteri. If you or someone you know wishes to donate a uterus, please inform the breeding program head of operations. Sadly we couldn't get the number one choice of the W2 Server Repopulation Breeding Program Approval Committee. Player F was unavailable.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Lambchops on April 24, 2018, 01:56:57 AM
We have a number of eligible candidates for the program, and could use more uteri. If you or someone you know wishes to donate a uterus, please inform the breeding program head of operations.

Sadly, I seem to have misplaced my uterus. I thought it was in the shed next to the lawnmower but when I looked it was gone. I have also checked down the back of the couch and under the fridge, but no luck. Should it turn up some time I will be renting out space on a month-by-month basis, and will post contact details here.
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: BabyShark on April 24, 2018, 03:38:02 AM
Sadly, I seem to have misplaced my uterus.

The problem is more common than you think.

I gave your predicament some thought, and I believe i have found your panacea.

It says it is "multi-purpose" so I imagine it could be used to locate things other than beams, such as misplaced uteri and misplaced sock partners. As far as I can see, this really is exactly what you need.

(https://i.imgur.com/G0RNIu5.jpg)

I was also able to locate what appears to be a travel version.
(https://i.imgur.com/kU4kGxY.jpg)
Title: Re: war2 Censorship
Post by: Igognito on April 24, 2018, 10:17:54 AM
I agree completely.

Lamby and anyone who was damaged by the greedy sock factories, would you like to join forces to file a class action suit?

@James D. Plante, Esquire Your services are needed promptly. It's an emergency.

Lol, yes I think that wont be so practical for walking! Unless you walk in a quick sand? Maybe there it works...
Anyone willing to test it for us? :-P