nba 2015-2016 season

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oh my god, i just clicked the transfer list... saw this:

Transfer Ads
R. Honeycutt (Age: 37)
Salary: $ 21 699
Price: $ 120 000
Deadline: 5/24/2016 2:17:05 PM
Jump Shot: wondrous
Outside Def.: sensational
Free Throw: prolific
Handling: prolific
"!!!!!"

was like, wonder if that's roger honeycutt, the guy i drafted and trained long ago...

it is.
http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/17737827/overview.aspx

look at his salary now after the updates lol. he has sensational experience.

[Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart)]

i bid on him.  if i get him i can put him in my hall of fame or whatever now.


lol i rage fired this bitch and now i cant get him back

[tora is a simp bitch for billionaires]

wtf, he's a guard and has solid stats in all the guard categories.. he's 18 and a hall of famer. what the fuck are you doing.

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god damn that free throw is a pain in the ass though. not sure how buzzerbeater hasn't figured out yet that jumpshot/range and free throws should be closely related. how does mediocre range and atrocious free throw shooting makes any sense

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i wouldn't be surprised if u had put that guard on the market and he sold for over 1 million. you're a dumbass.

[Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart)]

give me brian wilson

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The Raptors have 0 chance to win a single game man. Sorry

— Evan Fournier (@EvanFourmizz) May 18, 2016

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Well I was wrong. Toronto is playing with a lot of heart. My bad

— Evan Fournier (@EvanFourmizz) May 24, 2016

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LeBron couldn't handle The North https://t.co/UN1DHBQ01P

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 24, 2016

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Canada's U21 manager mails me, jacking off to Brian Wilson

1) He is a great 18 year old player that could make our Canada U21 team. Please do not waste him. (*** through about 30 players now, he is #1 TSP with 57 ***)

2) Please write back with your intention to train him or sell him. If you intend to sell, I'll help find a good Canadian manager to buy. Thanks!

3) Please play your new trainee 48 min Thursday and train him in something Friday. (or team train so he gets free throws or stamina.)

4) For U21 chances, please train EVERY WEEK single position where single position is offered, or sell to someone experienced in training. Our U21 needs quality players!

5) At 6'8 and those starting skills, best suited for SF or PF! Any preference?

6) What's your trainer level?
7) Any questions about training?
8 ) feel free to BBmail anything about BB or U21!

9) If non supporter, watch your "characters left" in the bottom right hand box when you reply. Thanks!

10) I'll send a training plan and feedback based on your answers pronto!

[Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart)]

Yeah he can definitely make U21 and then get capped shortly after.

[Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart)]

I like how they write to you like ur a huge newb

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the funny thing is i've already had patrick and another dude on the u21 and corresponded with him about those players, he forgets me already. it's probably a shitty generic post he gives to anyone with a prospect.

[Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart)]

not totally generic, (*** through about 30 players now, he is #1 TSP with 57 ***), he confirmed the player's the best player in canada he's seen so far

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imagine he was a hofer