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Which do you believe to be true about swift?

He lives with his parents. His parents are very well off.
1 (8.3%)
He lives with his parents. His parents are your typical blue collar workers.
1 (8.3%)
He has some sort of job that allows him to be on War2 24-7, and he makes decent but not tons of money.
2 (16.7%)
He is a very wealthy business man involved primarily in real-estate... that just so happens to be War2's #1 most active user.
2 (16.7%)
All I know for sure is that he's a compulsive liar so I just ignore everything he says or pretend to play along.
6 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 12

Voting closed: June 16, 2015, 04:40:23 PM

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2015, 05:19:14 PM »
New Thread:

Is tk bitter?
* No, he's just married to a whore stripper
* Yes, and he's married to a whore stripper
* All I know for sure is that he's married to a whore stripper

He also has PTSD from raping babies in Iraq and frequently disappears to the cooler at Olive Garden to weep for his fallen comrades, who all deserved to die the horrible screaming deaths he witnessed.
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i don't know if i'll ever forgive you for how you treated turtleman


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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2015, 05:20:11 PM »
and smurf i am against "organizing" the forums for this exact reason ... moderators moving threads based on how they personally feel about them but leaving other threads where they are even if they dont belong

its a retarded way of handling a forum imo... just let the poster post where he wants to post regardless of how relevant it is to the location he posts it in.


Go make your own forum then idiot, who the fuck cares lol.
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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2015, 05:20:50 PM »
New Thread:

Is tk bitter?
* No, he's just married to a whore stripper
* Yes, and he's married to a whore stripper
* All I know for sure is that he's married to a whore stripper

He also has PTSD from raping babies in Iraq and frequently disappears to the cooler at Olive Garden to weep for his fallen comrades, who all deserved to die the horrible screaming deaths he witnessed.


mad cus you also live in your parents basement... go get mad at your parents for raising a bum. not me.

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2015, 05:21:59 PM »
New Thread:

Is tk bitter?
* No, he's just married to a whore stripper
* Yes, and he's married to a whore stripper
* All I know for sure is that he's married to a whore stripper

He also has PTSD from raping babies in Iraq and frequently disappears to the cooler at Olive Garden to weep for his fallen comrades, who all deserved to die the horrible screaming deaths he witnessed.


mad cus you also live in your parents basement... go get mad at your parents for raising a bum. not me.

I live on my own, with my spouse, and I probably make more money and have a better standard of living than you, and I didn't have to rape any babies to do it.
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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2015, 05:23:02 PM »
this thread is quickly turning into flame wars... time to relocate thread.

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2015, 05:24:00 PM »
this thread is quickly turning into flame wars... time to relocate thread.

No bitch.
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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2015, 05:24:33 PM »
New Thread:

Is tk bitter?
* No, he's just married to a whore stripper
* Yes, and he's married to a whore stripper
* All I know for sure is that he's married to a whore stripper

He also has PTSD from raping babies in Iraq and frequently disappears to the cooler at Olive Garden to weep for his fallen comrades, who all deserved to die the horrible screaming deaths he witnessed.


mad cus you also live in your parents basement... go get mad at your parents for raising a bum. not me.

I live on my own, with my spouse, and I probably make more money and have a better standard of living than you, and I didn't have to rape any babies to do it.


...so now we have 2 people on the forum fabricating lies about their lives lol

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2015, 05:25:28 PM »
you might get people to believe you dont live at your parents house hassan... but good luck trying to convince anyone you're married to another human being hahaha

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2015, 05:26:00 PM »
*lives at home with loving parents* "Wow, this is really fail, I'd definitely rather be a PTSD washout waiting tables at Outback in a Missouri strip mall"
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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2015, 05:27:04 PM »
you might get people to believe you dont live at your parents house hassan... but good luck trying to convince anyone you're married to another human being hahaha

Don't be mad because I have a good life, I worked hard for it and deserve it. You murdered and raped children for pay and now you reap what you sowed.
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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2015, 05:30:24 PM »
its not enough you have to fabricate lies about yourself.. now you're fabricating lies about others too.

stop projecting your anger onto others... it's nobody's fault but yours. maybe a little bit of your parent's fault too.

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2015, 05:56:23 PM »
ex stripper. not a whore (except for DEEZ NUTS(deez = my)) and still happily married

i just have war2ers msing me talking about you is all swift and we all lol in private about it

i wanted everyone to have a good lol in public <3

Here's what we don't know:

How much the greatest war2 player of all time (me) makes/yr

But here is what we do know:

tk is married/divorced to a whore stripper
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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #57 on: May 21, 2015, 06:05:45 PM »
1) however much your mother/government feels like paying you ( but im not sure who would agree you are the best of all time .. thats up for debate i suppose )

2) married to ex stripper who has been faithful (as far as i know) the last 6 years

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2015, 06:16:29 PM »
I like this thread. I like Kyle

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Re: Is swift a baller?
« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2015, 06:20:28 PM »
1) You or anyone you can get (who lives closer to me than you do) can feel free to visit me anytime and see how much my mother gives me on top of my SSI.

2) You make 25k a year.
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