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Server.War2.ru / BURNT NOT CAPABLE TO LEAD (War2 forums accompaniment rampage against jessu001)

« on: September 08, 2025, 12:11:35 PM »

That's right, the current Burnt(z) is a dolt. He not only hungers for a bath on getting Congress to whet him money on the side for "running" Warcraft 2. But scarce does anyone know he exists on the line of freedom known as counterpoint, counterintuit, and counterzone on my behalf of reasoning he is more of a matrimony to insulting behavior than anything get this... he goes and tells Star(Tale) to use rhetoric "contrary" to jessu001's rhetoric preaching the gospel crusade of his dream no no... THE GOSPEL of GOD. Shame on you for coming against me doing it, as it is, was, and thorough DOES the whole blessing of GOD on the server's right of passage. Now I have NOT changed. I simply fulfilled my preaching career and became normal citizen. And that is THAT. Tell Swift if he uses MY espionage to contraduit MY ESPIONAGE lead of the Illuminati Passage he is the biggest DOLT we have. Simply fill the form of Senior Citizen and you two simply "know" WHO I AM. WRONG ERRR ERRR. You both are so dumb in your career at puserveying a UNION between GOD and man that it is out of CONTROL what you come up with.

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Server.War2.ru / The Epitome of War2

« on: July 19, 2025, 01:19:02 AM »

O fragile server. Why mischief art thou afoot?

None of you that are "good" ever compare yourself to something great in life. You just brag to your girl saying... look what I can do... and you start barking like a dog like you've made an accomplishment.

No server with such terrible rights and leadership has any sort of gain. There is an efface of all the server is on the village idiots, the players that say they are "good" but fail to write Congress on their accomplishment because it is sub-par to what it is if all were given conditioning to the game.

With the name 'jessu001' I barely got to play. Everyone kicks me out of their game. And I never got affiliation with players of higher skill, but rare opportunities.

This is NOT a good atmosphere for the game.

I condition "myself" abnormal even by my skill level after playing so many games and never advancing myself because I didn't want it to perserver over the gospel having been preached throughout concourse of war2 chat faculty.

Now that I attempt to gain skill and become epitomized no one wants me in their game, and the kick me... and the better players don't condescend my hope.


I think you are all terrible in feat, circumstance, and idolatry.


Good luck to ya,

Alex

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Server.War2.ru / The jessu001 INCARNATE (in the flesh)

« on: June 24, 2025, 07:25:34 AM »

I comprise all my friction, benefit, and life to knowing the GOSPEL of GOD -- I was well known as the "internet preacher" but less known as the preacher of the WORLD. That is, I set out to preach not on warcraft 2 but to be known NOT SO, to be "known" and not in the urethra of a teenage pleasant, to the ENTIRE WORLD as the PREACHER THAT FULFILLED HIS MANDATE THAT INSISTED THE WHOLE WORLD BE SAVED.

There is none other that did it in HISTORY. And I became the God forsaken leader of the ILluminati ORDER doing it. I am no FREAK, CANON, OR ARBITRAGE in symptom, defect, or haphazard. I love the world and humanity more than you can know.

I am in jeopardy only in that my life was taken over after preaching and being resonated incompetent because the military the very military we uphold turned me down threatening life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in saying sane to doubt that I preached too pure for civility. That is, I was the resonate outcast of my down syndrome... no no... I REALLY was preachig BETTER than they thought possible for the unique habitation of the U.S.A. and that is that. They told me, and i quote, "Diaspora reigns in civility and you confront aspect 912 of liberty code of ancient dogma that stated thus "If a civil life be obstinate, so is the intrigue."" And I end the quote.

My life has been achieved well and deserved ULTIMATE. I met the president, preached to GREY siblings, and momented the advantage of GREY aftermath in stopping the abductions of the planet by preaching to GREY obstina=te obstinate intrigue benefactor GREY SUBDUL the leader the grand leader of GREY OPTIMAL, which is haphazard ILLUMINTI CONTROL. I am jeopardy because my Uncle, my evil Uncle Bill Nader not, but Jessup, the idiot who assigned me to subduction, is unaware of all my plate. He is the biggest idiot of them all, and reigns supreme doing his idiocy. He will lie about me with two front teeth, that is to say, it is inherent. ENOUGH. My objective is not to sue, but to deliver him from evil. Amen. HE i the one influenced NOT ME. And that is that.

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Server.War2.ru / War 2... a synopsis

« on: December 22, 2024, 11:02:58 PM »

Will the current chatroom Leave - -

Will the current chatroom COMMENCE >>

Rentoant: I think the game is stupid
** Mild applause
Simloata: I think YOU are stupid
* Audience * oooooo
Sinhartha: Why does your name look like mine when I beat you on a scale of 20 to 1 being an unfathomably better play on the heirarchical scale of Zit Malfester Orangutan
*Audience * Ahh... Orangutan

Simhartha: I am the best player here
* Audience * It is him! It is him! *thinking immediately

Ranhart: Where is... the preacher

Zimhart: You suck

Tuanlathsis: When war2 was back in the day... people actually edid shit... like built there barracks in 2 second intervals... because there brains were more attuned to get what to do in the game to be fast

Simptho: Retard... I was here in 2000

Rgusthla: In GOW... when players rape... it is good to rape 2... it is better to rape 4... and it is king to rape 9

Agustola: In GOW it is king if you are a moron... stupid... and don't make sense except that you learned the game as a maze making sure you rented the fucking helicopter
Audience * YEEAOW

PESTILENCE: AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT I WOULD FIT IN HERE

Renthaola: When I play 2... I think of myself having an obligation... I am a player of etiquette... but players say... you should have done the whole blowjob and saved s9... 2... (yourself)... and 6, so that the game didn't go lopsided when 12 was given it like your girl

Sophasta: Don't talk like that it is not good etiquette

Ronalthasta: So if I play 2, it is expecting to save the whole game?

Pinostal: Just like s9 is expected to do the same by impacting themself with a hammer before play to know how exactly they must start

Repunzel: Hey guys

** Audience murmurs ** ... how did she get wifi

Tim: Oh... sh--- f--- it's a f---- girl on war- we should not sh-- be fu-- talking sh--- in front FU-- SOPHASTA WT- ARE YOU DOING KICKING THE SH-- OUT OF MY SCREENSHOT I POSTED

Rophenvclaw: I play war2 as an ape... so sometimes when I am talking it comes off that I am not entirely making sense, and I don't type quite colloquially, using grammar, and functional witty sentences

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Server.War2.ru / A Sonnet for War2

« on: February 05, 2024, 12:42:50 PM »

In the hour we meet dear
I told the ghastling to keep it clear
Infantry on the side by the bawswe of trees
Birds long shunned the outskirts magic's disease
Lusted footmen from who knows where
While beverage ghaint falling from my beard

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Server.War2.ru / The current Status of War2

« on: December 11, 2023, 06:09:13 PM »

Let me tell you of ancient times
When orcs and humans fouGht
Little fatigued was their training - to triumph over one another's wits
Let me tell you of ancient times


For so they fought in victory, and fury
Even equipped in the outrage of ranks and leagues
To comprehend: to one another's victory was a marvel over their past
And to achieve further was extraordinary

Let me tell you of things now: where wits are faint, and people fake their bondage with the voyage and expedition to greatness
They say, "I am pursued, as a great one," and they fall in leagues to rank their past fatigue with the battles of ancient
To not align themselves with past results, and to not manipulate their past with the times where passionate uprisings condescended those times which nature does recollect to the present

Now it is the duty, the situation
The presentation, the nicety
To make sure everyone enjoys their literature, to make sure everyone reads their book
No more are the teeth spewing and careening in the mouth, to make amends for past yells and thrills of the battles' onslaught

Now let me tell you how things are now
Faint, to recollect in contrary to how things were
And an expedition that is led astray from motivation, and approval of victory - to condescend and hate, to be victorious no matter what
To lunge the other players' ambition, and to heat the argument of no mistake

--
Hasteth me to lunge forth and conclude woes and precipice
Where vantage points and abrupt advice swarm'
To the advise of nurture and nature's gasp
The incongruent races of the human and orc
-- The satisfaction of their dealings

That likeness was the osprey, as sick bird about them
The hunting and unique appetite of them both
Sinkings a feeling to fulfill a battled destiny

Hopes soar aloof and passion stands
That gape in their pursuits
Battle appendaged to hate
And lust appendaged to doom

Whereas matter not young and the heart nurtured unafraid or being tender, admonished in time
That we are loose from planting, and suckling, and hating as it once was
In times where there be few of us left -- to twain matter of factly dominate interests among ourselves
To negotiate yet once again a victor and master of all races and technique

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Support Requests / Password reset

« on: August 05, 2023, 10:17:58 PM »

I can not use my password - forgot - jessu001

Support Needed

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Server.War2.ru / Jay Cotton owner of Kali.net fess up

« on: June 27, 2023, 12:03:48 AM »

Jay, hey this is Alex twa antidote for war2. I am the only one that knows your secret identity as Jay Cotton, Star (Tale) - I know you don't know me, but you were 10 times greater than Swift before you lost your mind to sex syndrome ASP - ask your old friend Sasquatch to watch you play enormous beatings of the heart he used to have. -- GOD

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General Discussion / Wargasm and them etc

« on: September 02, 2022, 06:30:50 PM »

Following the passion which trust dissociates strength
To find compassion without the abrupt notions of guilt
To, as I say, compass my skill and be as an astute player in myriad contention
To not astray those substance of morality

Why aloof these bringeth to a hope
That I, allowing not my person to go astray from such
They bringeth disaster to the bowels of contention
To obviate my worth to be of a worthwile
To say, it is not

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Support Requests / Password reset

« on: August 30, 2022, 08:14:51 PM »

Sorry I input a complicated password and didn't remember it exactly.

Can I have a password reset please?


Tora may reset it; I PM'd him, but I am not sure if he is available now.
Alex

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Support Requests / Password problem!

« on: January 23, 2022, 07:42:49 AM »

Lost password. Please give me a new password for jessu001.

I lost my temporary.

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Support Requests / Password Problem

« on: December 12, 2021, 06:50:15 AM »

Lost password.

jessu001




Can the situation amend so that the purpose thereof conflicts not with principles against circumstance.

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Support Requests / New password

« on: February 28, 2021, 11:47:46 PM »

Hi, may I have a password reset for jessu001


Alex

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Server.War2.ru / On the Positivity of Players' Values

« on: May 12, 2020, 10:07:39 PM »

It is done, that people are amiss, that people are afoot in vagary perceptions, and false willpower. That is, there are ardent things fathomed that ought not to be. When the players meet, and conglomerate, let not your foot hang into mischief; but as an alluding bug coming up to your foot, do not stamp it, but let it live.

Do not congregate values that necessitate hatred, and are becoming of, though feeling popular, false idolism. For what God is there but the LORD, that people should run their faith and values after a few juveniles that licked the game, as licking a females' butt, and then, stopping before going in to the maximum value thereof. Those who play now, though they say they set the example, should not go against that which is not amiss, and that which is not crooked: for it is not even worthy mentioning good players -- haply said, they are very bad in comparison to players' that in times past, etc, have learned the game much better than they ever did... but it is not worthy of mentioning nor following after their behavior, like a bunch of kid misfits.

DO RIGHTEOUSNESS BEFORE GOD.

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Support Requests / jessu001 password

« on: February 15, 2020, 08:48:04 AM »

Could the password be reset one last time please? The problem was dealt with but it was forgot again.

Thanks.