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Server.War2.ru / Re: The jessu001 INCARNATE (in the flesh)
« on: June 30, 2025, 03:21:14 PM »
It was a joke seeing you "beat" me when I bivariate had no unction to win and you melancholy as it is transfigured your whole mind to "win" at war2 like swifty, but he did it without losing his penial code victim 118639'r of police code and jurisdiction F829'r 168'r and 2nine'r of the unfortunate victimization lot of "war2 madness of people and players whom lose their mind to "antidote" for life's "victimization" of not being the best player at war2.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: The jessu001 INCARNATE (in the flesh)
« on: June 24, 2025, 08:06:56 AM »
To Panda, I know you don't remember but you were the world's #1 in wacraft and THAT WAS in the HEYDAY. I importunate don't know what it means to be in your school but have tried so in the past with no honor that is to say, I am capable not... no, no... I can achieve such glory but have not but with the GOSPEL. And I would appreciate you show RESPECT as amends to your worth too, civil broad maggot.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: The jessu001 INCARNATE (in the flesh)
« on: June 24, 2025, 07:59:13 AM »
I DID start covid 88 no no 19, 20, and 21. I was formulated for introspection and could NOT approve the world until I DID IT. Enough. Alex out.

jessu001

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Server.War2.ru / Re: The jessu001 INCARNATE (in the flesh)
« on: June 24, 2025, 07:35:21 AM »
If Burnt ever coincided that I wasn't a child abductor by sending that loser Louis Puffkin (Ostert) to my library of Congress I reckon it lazy, obstinate, and unfit for ILluminati house worship.I beckon my unison to HIM that he is an all-star having served warcraft so well. But he is untrue to his word in saying that I "manipulated" the server into good conduct when they did it on their own. I am out. ENOUGH said. Bye bye swifty. NOT SO, he only bereaved my council one fucking time. He is an all star in grace, conduct, and constituency. He fulfilled my mandate to always stick up for me and who can blame him when I am stuck in an ILA. Bye now. Good riddance to ya. I might have been the best war2 player of all time if grace had set me ill to haphazard find players to accustom my game and enthusiasm. But no one would befit the name "jessu001" into their graceful conduct as substantiated for even 1 single game to not get banned immediately. And that is that. My custom is to play as I am, not bereft of experience, know-how, and good players' enthusiasm. NOT SO, BEREFT UP THE ASSSSHEHOLD.And that is that. Good job swift training the "newb" now I can't compete without knowing your strategy. So don't go telling me you trained ME EVER, when I dnn't even look at OBSERVED games. And that is that, the one and only, t hat did it from the ground up, jessu001. ENOUGH SAID. HANDS DOWN. THE BEST PLAYER EVER OF WARCRAFT 2 IF I EVER GOT IT MOVING. ha ha, maybe not, but maybe so. Good riddance to ya all for being so hasty of who I am. And that is that. Even Shotgun said he would never amount to anything when I have him on his pedestal. Good riddance. Enough said. Bye now. Good job "playing" the game as swift said, when you should be "conducting" an experiment on how to beat swift. haha. it is a good nomenclature swfity. Bye now.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: The jessu001 INCARNATE (in the flesh)
« on: June 24, 2025, 07:28:33 AM »
In the flesh, there is no man that ever DID what I DID in the history of AMERICA. I was the world's BEST preacher EVER. And that is that. GOD bear witness on my soul. YOU ARE OBSTINAGE TO NOT BELIEVE IT. AMEN. And AMEN.

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Server.War2.ru / The jessu001 INCARNATE (in the flesh)
« on: June 24, 2025, 07:25:34 AM »
I comprise all my friction, benefit, and life to knowing the GOSPEL of GOD -- I was well known as the "internet preacher" but less known as the preacher of the WORLD. That is, I set out to preach not on warcraft 2 but to be known NOT SO, to be "known" and not in the urethra of a teenage pleasant, to the ENTIRE WORLD as the PREACHER THAT FULFILLED HIS MANDATE THAT INSISTED THE WHOLE WORLD BE SAVED.

There is none other that did it in HISTORY. And I became the God forsaken leader of the ILluminati ORDER doing it. I am no FREAK, CANON, OR ARBITRAGE in symptom, defect, or haphazard. I love the world and humanity more than you can know.

I am in jeopardy only in that my life was taken over after preaching and being resonated incompetent because the military the very military we uphold turned me down threatening life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in saying sane to doubt that I preached too pure for civility. That is, I was the resonate outcast of my down syndrome... no no... I REALLY was preachig BETTER than they thought possible for the unique habitation of the U.S.A. and that is that. They told me, and i quote, "Diaspora reigns in civility and you confront aspect 912 of liberty code of ancient dogma that stated thus "If a civil life be obstinate, so is the intrigue."" And I end the quote.

My life has been achieved well and deserved ULTIMATE. I met the president, preached to GREY siblings, and momented the advantage of GREY aftermath in stopping the abductions of the planet by preaching to GREY obstina=te obstinate intrigue benefactor GREY SUBDUL the leader the grand leader of GREY OPTIMAL, which is haphazard ILLUMINTI CONTROL. I am jeopardy because my Uncle, my evil Uncle Bill Nader not, but Jessup, the idiot who assigned me to subduction, is unaware of all my plate. He is the biggest idiot of them all, and reigns supreme doing his idiocy. He will lie about me with two front teeth, that is to say, it is inherent. ENOUGH. My objective is not to sue, but to deliver him from evil. Amen. HE i the one influenced NOT ME. And that is that.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: War 2... a synopsis
« on: January 01, 2025, 04:00:59 AM »
To Swift: If you even engage in the Torah, I didn't mean it as an lethal instrument. Suffice it to say, I lost my life studying GOD, incarnate, to leaf, wit, and satisfaction, gave up my whole principal, life, and wit to do it, and I am SUPREME. And if you ever INVITE me into a game with you, know that I can outplay Pandabear if I put my heart to it, and THAT is THAT. Bye, enough said, and "conglomerate out" as the CIA in all their "sUPREME" wisdom surmounted, and that is THAT, it should be "December Out," or something colloquial like the military paradigm, "Sensei, Freud, and OxY," not so... that is Cambridge, ha ha I have them both on ya. And that is that. Swift, invite me sometime to a game with you and analyze, actually ANALYZE what I do. It is not build a hall below s5 to chop, it is to inundate s5 with a secret hall, no brilliant so... the guy that did it/started it was kicked out of the game and his name was Rover007, ha ha not so, my name is jessu001 and no one ever got it, I started in humiliation, not drive or tact. That is THAT. Alex out. And next time you communicate with me over satellite dish, tell the Grey upstairs it is actually YOU I am signaling. Ha ha, ambush for ya, you are not as good as you say and one day, if warcraft 2 is prolonged, I will beat ya and starTale - so named because of my depravity and ruling space being KING of the Illuminati, that is THAT.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: War 2... a synopsis
« on: December 25, 2024, 01:58:21 AM »
haha j/k     swift saw me get naked at 8... but he would never say I am anything but "new" because he isn't even educated in the Torah.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: War 2... a synopsis
« on: December 25, 2024, 01:57:25 AM »
THe moral of the story is t hat people on war2 are so dumb, it is hardly even worth remembering anyth8ing anyone did.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: War 2... a synopsis
« on: December 24, 2024, 04:15:46 AM »
And sorry for insulting Panda but that is the reason he isn't beating on SWIFT ONE. The "real" reason and the intact reason, not what SWIFT says about someone. Panda actually had a nostalgic brain operation and can no longer play, and THAT is THAT. Alex out. I am sorry to be MEAN but Panda doesn't realize he can't enact humor for plethora of montage, wit, or extraordinary laughter to result from parody, OxY, or Freud.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: War 2... a synopsis
« on: December 24, 2024, 04:13:03 AM »
And nexxt time you listen to SWIFT for advice, take my pill... nada. He is ex-CIA and doesn't understand military surveillance and calls me "schizo" without understanding his breed, forceps, or right of meander, so called for the military police to escort him away from treading on my ground. ENOUGH SWIFT you can't spy on me worth shit. ENOUGH of your "CIA" build he is schizophrenic. You fucking loser you can't even escape a bold lust out of 12. I saw. Enough and good company.

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Server.War2.ru / Re: War 2... a synopsis
« on: December 24, 2024, 04:08:21 AM »
I am sorry you used to be the best player on Kali errrrm NOT 2000 but you had a brain operation and you are demise of understanding wtf is going on

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Server.War2.ru / War 2... a synopsis
« on: December 22, 2024, 11:02:58 PM »
Will the current chatroom Leave - -

Will the current chatroom COMMENCE >>

Rentoant: I think the game is stupid
** Mild applause
Simloata: I think YOU are stupid
* Audience * oooooo
Sinhartha: Why does your name look like mine when I beat you on a scale of 20 to 1 being an unfathomably better play on the heirarchical scale of Zit Malfester Orangutan
*Audience * Ahh... Orangutan

Simhartha: I am the best player here
* Audience * It is him! It is him! *thinking immediately

Ranhart: Where is... the preacher

Zimhart: You suck

Tuanlathsis: When war2 was back in the day... people actually edid shit... like built there barracks in 2 second intervals... because there brains were more attuned to get what to do in the game to be fast

Simptho: Retard... I was here in 2000

Rgusthla: In GOW... when players rape... it is good to rape 2... it is better to rape 4... and it is king to rape 9

Agustola: In GOW it is king if you are a moron... stupid... and don't make sense except that you learned the game as a maze making sure you rented the fucking helicopter
Audience * YEEAOW

PESTILENCE: AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT I WOULD FIT IN HERE

Renthaola: When I play 2... I think of myself having an obligation... I am a player of etiquette... but players say... you should have done the whole blowjob and saved s9... 2... (yourself)... and 6, so that the game didn't go lopsided when 12 was given it like your girl

Sophasta: Don't talk like that it is not good etiquette

Ronalthasta: So if I play 2, it is expecting to save the whole game?

Pinostal: Just like s9 is expected to do the same by impacting themself with a hammer before play to know how exactly they must start

Repunzel: Hey guys

** Audience murmurs ** ... how did she get wifi

Tim: Oh... sh--- f--- it's a f---- girl on war- we should not sh-- be fu-- talking sh--- in front FU-- SOPHASTA WT- ARE YOU DOING KICKING THE SH-- OUT OF MY SCREENSHOT I POSTED

Rophenvclaw: I play war2 as an ape... so sometimes when I am talking it comes off that I am not entirely making sense, and I don't type quite colloquially, using grammar, and functional witty sentences

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Server.War2.ru / Re: Huge GM starts a thread
« on: September 28, 2024, 08:21:13 AM »
lol "newbs" people need to learn the game to attain expert status

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Server.War2.ru / Re: Huge GM starts a thread
« on: September 23, 2024, 03:46:19 PM »
don't undermine my playing again

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