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1) Server.War2.ru / Van for admin
« on: September 13, 2018, 01:28:49 AM »
I think Van would be a much better admin than tk.

These days noobs just don't get called worthless piles of shit enough, and I also think it would be awesome to see some hard-core lynch mob racism in admin blue print in the channel - but the main reason is because I think the focus has started to drift from what we should really all be thinking about: Tractors.

There's just not enough tractor related games and conversation on the server any more and I think appointing Van as an admin would go a long way towards rectifying this.

Perhaps if tk spends a lot of time hanging out in games and the channel abusing and threatening people, then goes and practices rebuilding Massey Ferguson engines for a bit then he might have a chance, but at the moment its no contest.

P.S. You all suck you bunch of newbie scrubs.

2) General Discussion / Carjacking Aus Style
« on: June 30, 2018, 05:34:54 AM »
Here's what happens when you hit an adult Kangaroo that's in mid-air.

That's a dead roo in the back-seat after going through the windshield. The driver's seat is on the right-hand side in Aus, so you can see here that this roo totally ripped the passenger side headrest clean off and bent the seat back on the way through.

Luckliy there was no passenger at the time and the driver survived. He was also lucky that the roo died on impact or it could well have disemboweled him trying to get out of the car.

NSW Ambulance said at least 83 car crashes resulting in injuries had involved kangaroos so far this year and warned of an expected sharp rise in that number over winter.

3) Mods & Development / Handy PUD bitmap maker.
« on: May 27, 2018, 01:47:56 AM »
Looks like mostly my SS grabber is only being used to make pics of maps - not really in game SS, so this is probably much easier to use.

TuPaC asked for this so I just did a very quick and nasty hack of my pud editor project and made it a console app.

Just unzip then drop a .pud file onto pudpic.exe and it will make a .bmp file, without having to use war2 at all.

128x128 full map bitmaps are over 16MB so you will probably want to convert to png or jpg or whatever.

There's no error checking - if you give it a rubbish file it will just crash.

UPDATED 9/2018

Will now resize &/or save to jpeg format (see below).

4) Server.War2.ru / a new name
« on: April 04, 2018, 03:39:13 AM »
I don't know who all these other fools are, Mikoo and Miker. but I am the only one. I might have to change my name to snugglebear or some such shit.

That's a real dilemma buddy. Let's get the whole community together and brainstorm this issue.

5) Mods & Development / Mike O'Brien
« on: March 31, 2018, 02:01:47 AM »
Just noticed that in addition to designing the MOPAQ (mpq) format and tools, Mike is also the sole original author of the storm library (storm.dll). How did I never notice that before? The guy's a freakin legend.  :-*

6) Website & Forum Discussion / So, the Arcade section you say?
« on: March 20, 2018, 03:19:26 AM »
@mousEtopher you probably shouldn't have said anything, but now I've got an ugre to play arcade games all of a sudden lol. Is it much work to include it in the new skin?  :D  :critter:

7) Support Requests / can't log into backup server
« on: March 15, 2018, 12:40:17 AM »
I have a weird problem, I cant log into any of the backup servers.

I normally use the original BNE client, but I have also tried with CE and even with my firewall totally disabled.

CE connected and downloaded a newer version ok.

the "if server is down" just goes to "checking versions" then kicks me back to the connect screen.

both mousetopher servers give me an error dialog "unable to connect to battle.net..."

This is all exactly the same with my BNE client and with a freshly installed and updated CE client. But I can get on to the main server NP. Its really strange.

anybody got any clues what's going on?

Code: [Select]
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00



"Battle.net gateways"=hex(7):31,00,30,00,30,00,31,00,00,00,30,00,32,00,00,00,\
"Registration Version"=dword:00000001
"Registration Authority"=dword:XXXXXXXX
"Client ID"=dword:XXXXXXXX
"Client Token"=dword:XXXXXXXX

"Join Filter"="Show All"
"Clicked Link"=dword:00000001

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Battle.net\Recent Games]

--- EDIT ---

I think it could be related to me logging onto USEAST recently .... perhaps something has been changed?
is the client ID the same for everyone?

( obviously I have put XXXXXXXX over the dword values above )

* I have re-run the CE installer with the re-write gateways checked.

8) Server.War2.ru / Quitting forever.
« on: March 14, 2018, 07:24:55 PM »

Starting tomorrow I will no longer be injecting heroin into my eyeballs or between my toes. It has been fun doing it for the last 20 years, but after I do up this bag I have now, I am definately quitting forever.

Also I will no longer be playing wc2 in my sleep. I have decided to quit from the time that I go to sleep until at least the time that I subsequently wake up from said slumber. If anyone notices me sleep-gaming please bitch slap me repeatedly until I wake up and log off.

Thanks for your support.


9) Website & Forum Discussion / Wow. Classic example.
« on: March 09, 2018, 12:16:28 AM »
im just surprise van isnt ban from the game...  ??? ;)

AFAIK I have never even spoken to van before. All of a sudden in game he starts saying that:

I bitch on the forum so everyone should treat me like a bitch.

Followed by a tyrade of the usual "scrub" "newb" blah blah and "I'm 6 foot-whatever and i can beat your ass" or some such nonsense.

Clearly he is some sad mal-adjusted child with serious problems, but if you want people to participate in this forum you probably shouldnt have twerps like this attacking people simply based on the fact that they do.

10) Moderated General Discussion / Re: you **** ******
« on: March 04, 2018, 07:40:19 AM »
did someone finally get rid of that aweful pile of racist vitriol?

well done  :)

11) Cartography & Custom Maps / LEGO Garden of War
« on: February 21, 2018, 03:27:24 PM »

GOW players might find this interesting.


12) Website & Forum Discussion / War2 Positivity Perspective
« on: February 15, 2018, 04:00:00 PM »
Look like the original topic is locked in the gold mine. So I'm writing this here.

I like good hosts like Ch0ppy, xXxSmeagolxXx, BabyShark, ~Tora~ and others I can't think of right now. I like them because they host games, are generally good-humored and have fun when they do. What short/long/on-topic/off-topic or whatever posts they write on the forum have very little to do with it, because for me it IS all about server.war2.ru.


13) Server.War2.ru / It's all FUCKED
« on: February 10, 2018, 12:08:57 PM »
This server is fucked and all the people who use it are fucked and the game is fucked and especially all the admins are fucked and people who are mean to me are fucked and anybody who doesn't do what I say is fucked and anybody from any country is fucked and anybody who is better than me is fucked and anybody who isn't better than me is obviously a noob and noobs are fucked but not as fucked as pros pros are really fucked and anybody who plays gow is fucked and anybody who plays any custom is fucked and anybody who builds a hall then a farm is fucked and anybody who says on screen then lols is fucked and anybody who isn't on my f list is fucked and anybody who hosts a game is a fucked host and anybody who chats in war2bne is boring and fucked and anybody who says last farm is obviously fucked and anybody who hacks is fucked and anybody who /r when I abuse them is a noob so therefore fucked and bitcoin is fucked and the forum is fucked and anybody who posts on the forum is fucked and anybody who uses smileys in chat is fucked and anybody who chats in all caps is FUCKED and anybody who starts their name with a ~ is fucked and clans are fucked and anybody in a clan is fucked and critters are fucked and people who kill critters are fucked and anybody who requests a ss is fucked and anybody who doesn't post a ss is totally fucked and communists are fucked and fascists are fucked and capitolists are even more fucked and anyone who doesnt want to fuck me isn't fucked but it their loss so they're fucked anyway and anybody who doesn't agree with my opinion is completely and totally fucked.

I'm not playing with any of you, you're all fucked. :'( Ima go read The Catcher in the Rye instead.

14) General Discussion / ~ THE LAST JEDI ~
« on: February 04, 2018, 09:59:14 PM »
Yes it's BAD.... so very bad.


Rebels slowly get killed off by extras while nobody achieves anything. Also apprentice sith kills master sith - as per usual - which has no effect on anything. In the end about 8 rebels escape in the falcon, cheering about their huge victory.



Does nothing. Sits around on an island being grumpy and hating himself for being a loser. Almost teaches Rey some stuff but doesn't really. Projects an illusion of himself to slow down the bad guys, stops to chat with his sister but forgets to tell anyone they should be running away. Doesn't even die properly.


Sits around projecting her daddy issues on Luke for most of the movie then runs off to find her boyfriend because "I can change him". Doesn't change him. Gets slapped around by Voldemort. Breaks a lightsabre. Moves some rocks.


Fails. Kills some villagers. Cries. Fails some more. Has D&Ms with Rey. Cries some more. Poses a bit. Cries. Kills his master (like duh). Stays evil. Stays pathetic at being evil. Shoots a few rebels. Cries some more. Fails some more.


Achieves absolutely nothing apart from stunning her own moronic pet fly-boy with a blaster... Yeah so she used the force to get back to the airlock so what?


Spend most of the movie on a fool's errand which does absolutely nothing except give information to a traitor that gets half the rebels killed. Finn almost destroys the big gun at the end but Rose stops him because she wants to get in his pants (sorry galaxy).


Completes his second full-length feature film of doing nothing apart from talking in an evil voice and pushing around subordinates (and Rey) by finally dying, which doesnt even slow down the bad guys because he wasn't doing anything anyway.


Disobeys orders and gets masses of his fellow rebels killed destroying one big ship. Gets demoted. Stages a mutiny for a stupid plan that fails. Also fails at the mutiny. Trys to kill the big gun outside the rebel base at the end. Fails at that too. Has a reputation for blowing things up but when he finds a big pile of rocks in a base full of armaments can't work out how to get past it. Says and does stupid, stupid things all movie.


 Laughs at Luke. Burns the jedi texts then says that Rey (almost completely untrained and only started using the force like a week or two before) already knows everything in them.


Actually kicks some ass with the whole light speed ship-smashing thing, but could never recover from that little exchange with Leia where they talk about how much they like the moron who just held her at gunpoint (who is writing this tripe?).

.... But the winners of the character special achievement award are: Finn, Rose and Poe... for inventing teleportation!

    Finn spends 10 minutes in a speeder flying out towards the big gun while people die all over the place protecting him. Then Rose stops him by smashing both of their speeders, then Poe also crashes his speeder into a trench. As Finn and Rose smooch the big gun fires in the background. Then 10 seconds later they are all back inside to watch Luke walk out through the hole it just made in the front door.

There's much more, but that is all the time I'm wasting on talking about this utterly lame piece of crap movie.

15) Server.War2.ru / ROFLCOPTER
« on: January 28, 2018, 06:33:37 AM »
Are you really trying to convince all the people you showed your hacks to that somehow that was just in private and you don't hack all day every day?



OMG stop... please, it hurts! .... mercy!

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